Aw shucks Volley, I still remember the day you were recruited to our Scrim team. What a sad day.
Nor will I forget the sweet innocent girl in the lone hog crying to everyone, "don't shoot me, don't shoot me... I'm defenseless" only to watch her hop on a rocket hog and blast the other team to smithereens!!!
I'm sorry I wasn't around much in the last year to see you step up to your new challenges in the clan, but it was very cool to see you progress from that punk kid to a young lady... Whoa its getting deep here!!!
But on a slightly more serious note, know that I will miss you... see ya Volley
-crater
p.s. just don't be a nitwit