Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!
I'm selling these fine leather jackets...
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
Wow! That's the second-biggest (insert random item here) I've ever seen!
Yes, I have played all the Monkey Islands ^_^
Shame though that LucasArts have abandoned such a great series in order to make Star Wars game after Star Wars game after Star Wars game after....
Although they have said that they may return to Monkey Island.
In 2015..... (I just remain hopeful as Ron Gilbert has stated that the Secret has yet to be revealed, and that he wants to release another game in order to do that... And the Voodoo Lady's constant references to her "Five-game contract"!
)