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Offline BFM_Xtr3me

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #525 on: January 18, 2012, 10:04:49 PM »
when its a window (but really, when its ajar, haha get it? ;D)

Why did I post again in this thread after ignoring it for so long?
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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #526 on: January 18, 2012, 10:44:09 PM »
Because I looked at the most recent post on the forums and this was it.

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #527 on: January 18, 2012, 11:53:41 PM »

Hey, get your own days, those are mine!


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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #528 on: January 19, 2012, 06:26:09 AM »
When it is a ceiling.

How can I stop the midget from jumping out of my dresser every time I open it up?
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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #529 on: October 23, 2012, 10:59:47 PM »
Well maybe if you didn't let him in there in the first place...

How would you react if I didn't finish my
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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #530 on: October 24, 2012, 09:02:09 PM »


dinner.

What's the difference between a duck?

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #531 on: December 27, 2012, 02:44:59 AM »
Because it's not a lion.

Why doesn't anyone post in this thead anymore?

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #532 on: December 27, 2012, 02:57:18 PM »
Well, some people act like animals, so it all balances out in the end...

Why are most curtains these days not all that good at blocking out the light?
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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #533 on: December 27, 2012, 03:43:21 PM »
Global warming...

Why are oranges orange?
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Offline BFM_Ðragons

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #534 on: December 27, 2012, 03:56:24 PM »
because they dont want to be blue

why are we here?
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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #535 on: December 27, 2012, 04:00:31 PM »
42.

Why are bogeys green?
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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #536 on: December 27, 2012, 04:30:27 PM »
cos there getting in the christmas spirit

if a tree falls in a forest and nobody/nothing is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #537 on: December 27, 2012, 07:04:53 PM »
time you got a watch! :P

is there a way to time travel?
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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #538 on: December 27, 2012, 09:25:25 PM »
No due to the fact that there is only one time lord that co-exists with the human race on Earth because all the others who could time travel are locked in another dimension/rift of time and space.

Why can't pigs fly? :(
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Offline BFM_Ðragons

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #539 on: December 27, 2012, 09:27:58 PM »
They can... They have helicopters

Why don't humans have wings?
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