That was a real pain trying to find out Fen's secret message on a phone. And an old phone too... However kudos to my old iphone. New versions are coming out and you're still kinda working. Sure you randomly select apps and play music at full volume spontaneously in the night. But you are almost four years old. A significantly longer life span than the average iphone. Go you iphone 4. Go you.
Although you suck for not letting me play Pokemon Go. The hype is gone now. Even my nephew is calling it old news.
Also I win.