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Offline mudkipper

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Hi
« on: November 05, 2008, 08:00:07 PM »
There was a king of halo...
his name was Elvis
One day he declared war on gears of war
Every one fought to the death
but...
only 4 left standing
Elvis, Kipper, Bowser, and Kiwi
Then an old lady appeared
she said come in my house
you must  be freezing out here
Then bowser said im hungry
and he ate the old lady
Elvis, kiwi, and kipper then said
Thats bowser 
 THE END
 ;D

bowser was a weird creature that lived in swamplands.He loved water and mud.
one day he needed more flubber for his diet.
So off he went to town.
when he got there he ate an old lady.
he put her clothes on and he went to the market.
where he bought some flubber with money from the old ladys purse.
he then went back to his muddy swamp land.
and stayed untill he needed more flubber.
and he stored the old ladys clothes in
his closet full of oldlady clothes.
he had a batery powerd tv witch he watched
another news report on a lady gone missing.
the end

kiwi was a kind creature
he liked to play games with the towns people
he always won the games
but one day he got beat
by a mean dog named kipper
kipper then started telling everyone iin town
so kiwi got mad
he said he wanted a rematch
so, kipper excepted
thinking he would win again
but when the game was over kiwi was the winner
that made kipper very angry
so, he left town and met this creature all alone
his name...
bowser
kipper asked whats in the closet
bowser said oh just some old lady clothes
kipper said what is that stuff you are eating?
he said its flubber
he said to kipper that he could eat an old lady
and het some flubber for him
so kipper accepted
and then went back to where kiwi was
he saw someone so he through
the flubber at him
but it wasnt kiwi
it was elvis
elvis chased kipper out of town and no one saw kipper in that town again
the end

 ;D
i got a ton more this is only 3. :diespam:

Offline Bowser

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Re: Hi
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 08:53:47 PM »
I don't eat old ladies... <.< much... >.>  :winkgrin: :LOL:

LOL @ Kipper. :XD:
« Last Edit: November 05, 2008, 08:56:54 PM by BFM_Bowser »

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Re: Hi
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2008, 01:09:50 AM »
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Re: Hi
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2008, 01:11:40 AM »
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kiwi was a kind creature

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Re: Hi
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2008, 03:51:08 AM »
lawla thats funny

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Re: Hi
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2008, 07:46:49 AM »
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Re: Hi
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2008, 08:06:56 AM »
I THOUGHT I was mad!!    :headbonk: :hobbyhorse:

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« Last Edit: November 06, 2008, 08:12:39 AM by BFM_Ben »

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