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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #435 on: March 26, 2009, 06:16:56 PM »
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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #436 on: March 26, 2009, 10:05:23 PM »
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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #437 on: March 26, 2009, 11:24:40 PM »
We were on vent, Jane was racing in a server with a player named "Fat Butt".

She says on vent in ALL her innocence " I just wiped out fat butt"  :roflol:

We all burst into laughter...Jane pauses "thinking what are they laughing at"
the penny drops and she joins in.

We love her just the way she is  :yesyes:

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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #438 on: March 27, 2009, 12:00:18 AM »
:doh: "Oh, I shouldn't have said that" was my exact reaction, followed by lots of laughing.

No fair! Everyone else gets to say things like "have you ever kicked A Fat Butt" and "I got pushed over the edge by A Fat Butt"...

But it was funny enough, in a deeply embarrassing kind of way.  :neckbeard:

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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #439 on: March 27, 2009, 02:38:45 PM »
P1:  Hey can anyone tell me if a Dual Xeon motherboard is better than a Pentium Dual Core?
BFM_Mr P:  Nope I don't have clue.  I don’t know, but I think Colonel Walker could tell you.
P1:  Funny you say that ... this IS Colonel Walker asking.
(spastic laughter over Vent)

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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #440 on: April 01, 2009, 11:18:42 AM »



Me, in hog chat: "Who's gunner?"

BFM driver on vent: "You are!"

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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #441 on: April 02, 2009, 09:24:13 AM »
Playing COD4:

(BFM_Ben is galloping along the street like a horse ... BFM_Fanatic narrowly missed Team Killing him)

Ben:  Dude Fanatic I so want to shoot you right now ...
Ben, Walker, Fanatic:  <laughing>
(BFM_ColWlkr is killed)
ColWlkr:  Dude!  You just car bombed me!
(At this point, non-family-server-oriented team chat goes up from others [not us BFMs])
Fanatic:  Wait ... I shot the car ... did it say I TKed?
ColWlkr:  YES!
(pause)
Fanatic:  What did it say?
ColWlkr:  It said 'BFM_Fanatic blew up car in Colonel Walker's face!'
(laughter on vent from BFM_Ben)
[After a moment, Ben comes to a realization]
Ben:  Fanatic ... I think you TKed more than Walker.  OMG, you have a -10!  You killed our whole team!
Walker:  So all those comments were meant for you bud!

(the next several minutes are spent heckling Fanatic ... at one point someone on our team mentioned we might have better luck without 'car bomb')

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« Last Edit: September 29, 2009, 03:22:07 AM by BFM_ColWlkr »




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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #442 on: April 02, 2009, 10:44:01 AM »
OK another one ... EPIC

(Fanatic, Ben, and ColWlkr in the same server as the earlier mishap)

[So we're playing for a bit, and Ben comes in the server ... says 'I'm going to kill you on the next spawn']

{As we go along, I'm lying prone in an awesome camping spot, someone comes in my crosshairs but I see a team indicator ... I don't shoot.  The person continues running toward me, over top of me, then turns around and shoots me}

BFM_Col Walker's Display:  You have been killed by TEAMMATE BFM_Fanatic
BFM_Col Walker:  Fanatic!  WHAT is wrong with you?
(Silence)
BFM_Col Walker's Display:  BFM_Fanatic left the game
BFM_Fanatic:  Dude I left before they could ban me or something ...

(Next Spawn our team moves out, I look and see Ben and another team mate near me, so I fan to the right, assuming Ben will go to the left to cover it)

{I get to my spot and glance to where Ben should be ... not there ... so I assume he moved forward, I go to move ... }

PHMOOP!  BOOM!

BFM_Col Walker's Display:  You have been killed by TEAMMATE Ben_BSH
BFM_Col Walker:  You've got to be kidding me!

(hysterical laughter from Ben on Vent)

For those of you who don't know, on COD4 with Search & Destroy you only have one life.  When you die, you can cycle through the view of your other remaining team mates.  When I die, my view changes to this server admin, who's just standing there.  I think he's typing but then I realize he's standing BEHIND where my body is, and Ben to the left - he saw the whole thing.  Before I can say anything:

BFM_Col Walker's Display:  Ben-BSH Perm Ban "Prior Kick/Ban"

 :toughguy: :toughguy: :toughguy:

Wow ... so now I have removed that server from my favorites list ... since I have no one to play with anymore! :P




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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #443 on: April 02, 2009, 11:04:06 AM »
lol nice ben and fan  ;D

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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #444 on: April 04, 2009, 09:17:21 AM »
Me and Marty on vent...
Fraggle: rock,       tree,     rock,
Fraggle:.................hey I just got the rock~tree~rock combo
Marty:wow, that's worth 640 points
fraggle: now I just need the coveted rock~tree~rock~team ram combo and I have the title
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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #445 on: April 04, 2009, 09:23:00 AM »
During Captain's Scrim.

Rypto: Aw I got team naded. That's annoying.
Brick: And I got team rocketed, the second most annoying thing on Halo.
ColWlkr: And the first being Nemesis. (Jk!)

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It's okay, we all love Neme.  :P


Offline BFM_Kiwi

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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #446 on: April 04, 2009, 02:27:40 PM »

LOL @ Fraggle  :LOL:

And the Nemesis quote, that was in the middle of a tense scrim, which made it that much funnier.

(and sorry for the team rocket, but I did kill Elvis at the same time, so I think we'll call it even)


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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #447 on: April 05, 2009, 01:11:06 PM »
BFM_Dragster: Hey Nrvend's daughter just got tags!
BFM_Elvis: Nrvend's dog just got attacked?
BFM_Dragster: .....



Another one:

BFM_Nrvend: Have you been to a zoo before Dragster?
BFM_Dragster: yes.
BFM_Joxer: Didn't you see Nrvend there?
BFM_Dragster and BFM_Nrvend: Laughing too hard.
 


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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #448 on: April 06, 2009, 01:10:09 AM »
This happened a while back, still...

bfm_three60: [just got little tags] Yeah guys I need a little help in this server please.
BFM_Elvis: *channel open* *Dogs growls and barks ferociously*
bfm_three60: *jumps*
BFM_Elvis: Jim you'd better be good with those tags or I'll set my dog on you.

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Re: Vent Quotes
« Reply #449 on: April 06, 2009, 05:19:20 AM »
[BFM_Invert and BFM_JM just got shot in their hog and died]

BFM_Invert: JM, why didn't you shoot them?
BFM_JM: sorry, I was waiting for them to come closer...
BFM_Invert: What's that? You were doing a crossword???


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