Vent Quotes

[Lucky]

I'm sorry Benjy!   

[BFM_Kiwi]

Benjy, Lucky says you are awesome!

[Lucky]

BFM_Geek2:  You should make a new channel that wasn't a channel off of the Time Trials channel and made it the draft channel he couldn't change the name of it because it's its own channel.

BFM_FORD:  You know what I can't do?  Everything you just said.


Ford you're on a roll today!

[Ford]

Still laughing about it...

_{BFM_»FØRЫ}

[BFM_Mukkie]

Me, Mr Ninja, D, Shivrz, and a couple of other ppl  were playing CoD4 and Shivrz was the only person alive on our team and she got kill and in the background of her mic we here Starz say something real funny(forgot what it was )about her getting killed and we just all start laughing

[BFM_Shivrz]

When i died she saw my cod4 guy and shes like "hahahahah pink scarfs"

[StarZ]

lol no, it was actually "HAHAHAHA ur mans wearin a pink scarf!"

that was kinda embarrassing... cuz I normally don't laugh like that 

[Marty]

BFM_Lemming: I just act stupid.
BFM_Marty: I could be so cruel to you now, but I'm not gonna.
BFM_Lemming: After all the evil things I say to you? Aww...
BFM_Marty: Well, you know, you're a lady, I'm a gentleman; it's what I should do.
BFM_Lemming: Sweet of you.
BFM_Marty: So what should I call you? Lady? Ma'am? Duchess?
BFM_Lemming: None!
BFM_Marty: Nun? OK, Sister Lemming.


More was happening in between the first and second half of that quote, but I just wanted to get that bit in.

[Liam]

Aha, brilliant Marty. 

If I had been drinking, my beverage would be all over my keyboard right now! 

[Mr Ninja]

When i died she saw my cod4 guy and shes like "hahahahah pink scarfs"

Lol you were chasing after me and you were all like "stop running" so i turned and shot you then starz was just like "haha your guy has a pink scarf" or w.e it was soo funny everyone was rofl'in

[jim360]

Me: Hey Booyah, I had a dream last night where you were on TV playing darts.
Booyah: I see...

[conrad96]

So I went on vent during Aussie usage time (apparently, cause I think I was the only American on, heh) and I was told by Hydra that there are some special rules for that time period.

1) Everyone must speak in an Aussie accent (which I was told could be done by not using your nose, or just plugging it up.)
2) Inanimate objects, such as tree's, rocks, and walls do not jump out at you, only Wombats do (which is just the term you replace when you thought it was a tree, rock, wall, or anything of the sort)
3) There is no such thing as a Warthog during this time period. You only drive Kangaroo's. (which was later changed, Rocket hogs are Kangaroos and Chain hogs are Wallabies.)

There might have been more rules, but couldn't remember. But thanks to Hydra for informing me of these very important rules, even though Leo couldn't quite get them right. Leo kept calling the hogs Wombats XD.

Edit: Fixed the new name for the Chain Hog. Thanks Hydra.

are those real rules??? i feel left out (when i get vent access ill find out )

[BFM_Kiwi]

I was driving, with dStruct my gunner, who was shooting behind us at Enoch.

Enoch says: Hey Kiwi, are you shooting at me?  It must be you, cause those rockets are so easy to dodge.

about 1 second later... in the server I see

BFM_Enoch was killed by BFM_dStruct


Yesssssssss!

 

[BFM_Terra]

heheh yeah that was pretty funny
(enoch didnt make it look easy to dodge at all  )

[jim360]

marine: Mil, say something.
Everyone in the channel: Something!!!