Uggh, you are right, that's easy. In reality TV, they always say the same things.
Top Chef
She says "please" before that sentence, though.
Anyways:
"Good Mo-o-o-o-orning, _______!"
*Falls on floor* *chuckles*
"Well, you've certainly improved, _______. I'm impressed that you were able to ward off my "Welcome Home" kick!"
Easy, if you're keeping up with your manga.