ok here a couple of new ones.
p1: thats genius p2, only if there i could get inside your head. *opens door* oh wait, i can.
p2: well in this case the creative process was made by me seeing that name, forgetting i saw it and said it later.
here another one:
p1:*taps on window of a book store* see that cut out, thats me, i wrote that book.
p2: *open book to a page and slams it on the window*
p1: reads "if your man is over 30 and still wears a name tag, thats a ***********" oh but not you, See youre awsome.
p2:*punches p1s cut out pic and rips its head off and slams that against the window*
p1: *walks away and yells* ANOTHER SUCCUSSFUL INTERATACION WITH A MAN.
i had to use those two different quotes the show is just so good.