Ok, been a while, so I'll do one to keep us busy until Slanzinger gets back....
Okay, this is gonna be kinda obscure, I'm afraid, since I only watch this show cuz my daughter loves it....:
P1: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
P2: What are you talking about, I eat.
Hint: A current prime-time show....