Not an X-fire quote but still a gaming chat quote I still giggle at.
Allow me to set the scene. We are playing CS:GO.
It's intense guys. It's boiled down to me vs 3 of my friends, all of whom are better at the game. I must think. And think hard.
An idea appears.
One friend is incredibly gullible. Like seriously. Say orange is written on the ceiling and he will look for a good hour before realising.
So what do I do?
I send a message:
Lemming: Psst
Scribbles: Huh? What?
Lemming: PPPSSSSSt
*I'm stalking him on CS, I can see him now. Just have to position myself and wait for the perfect time to strike.*Scribbles: What? What's going on? Why aren't you talking on TS? Your mic broken?
Lemming: Yes, Scrib. Yes it is.
*He's stopped to type a reply. Long enough for me to know which room he's about to go into. Position myself again.*Scribbles: Aww. I've told mark and the others. They know, but say its funny cause now they can say whatever they want and you can't reply.
Lemming:...I'm still in the channel dude. I can hear them.
Scribbles: Oh yeah! Sorry
(I don't know why he typed this.)
*he starts moving again*Lemming: But the real reason I messaged was to let you know you past me like five seconds ago. HAHAHA SUCKA! I STILL LIVE!
*
Scribbles spins and begins to walk backwards into the room, trying to spot me. Time to strike. Scribbles dies. *sad face**
Everyone bursts out laughing in TS. Silence for a whole minute. Scribbles is typing.
Scribbles: That was all a lie, wasn't it?
Lemming: Yes. Yes it was.
*laughs herro down TS, more hilarity ensues*
Ah Scribbles. He's amazing. Lovely dude. xD