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Offline Sprite

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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2009, 02:18:25 PM »
OK this is really funny and stupid at the same time..

I was in my last class of the day and we were learning about the brain
So one of the people in my class starts moving around a lot and touching her head..
the teacher looks at her like *whats the matter with you.. you wont stop moving*
So the teacher asks her after about 10 minutes "what the crap are you doing, you keep feeling your head, do you have a bad itch or something?!"
So she responds with "No I dont have an itch on my head i am trying to feel my brain, I cant feel it, it feels all hard and stuff, i thought you said my brain was soft?!"
So now everyone in the class looks at her wondering what happened to her or if she is just that odd, and everyone yells at the same time "That is your skull! It protects your brain!!"
So of corse, she responds with "sorry gosh, how was i supposed to know that!!"
Then everyone starts to laugh and she gets mad.. but come on.. who does not know about the skull!!!

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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2009, 06:44:06 PM »
i had my senior all night party at school last night and me and my friends were playing texas hold em (dont worry, this was totally legal), and i keep folding b/c i had nothing good. then came a new hand.

Tamer: snow, if youre just going to fold then leave

me: *smiles* i have nothing good.

*i raised*

Tamer: ha, ill take that bet.

*i raised again*

Tamer: alright im out.

John: you have to show him your cards

Tame: no i dont.

Me: but its nice if you do.

Tamer: i had a 3 & a 4

Me: *laughs* ohhh, thats what i had

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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2009, 02:31:52 PM »
im bumping this thread, b/c its that time of the yr. :D

i was outside on the soccer field for class, (soccer class)

Me: hey who wants a coat hanger?

Mike: what? yeah if theres i fight, lols.

Me: yeah, somethings gonna go down, and i know its not going to be me. lols



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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2009, 12:56:35 PM »
i dont know how funny this was but it was pretty epic...

my friends and i were sitting in the lunch room and theres like 70 other kids, and we got bored
so randomly i decide to start like one of those slow clap things, where like one person starts clapping like really slowly and it builds up to this like really huge applause (ya know what im gettin at :P)

anywho, i start clapping reallly slowly. then my friend joins in, then the table next to us joins in, along with the table next to that and then the whole lunch room was clapping for no reason...

it was great  ;D (now i feel speshul since i started it xDDDD)

and no i didnt get in trouble :P
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« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2009, 04:00:34 PM »
OH!!! I need to do that!

we would get yelled at for it though.....

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« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2009, 04:14:26 PM »
OH!!! I need to do that!

we would get yelled at for it though.....

Same

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So me and my friends were talking about how sometimes tests are impossible to answer, especially multiple choice questions. Then this one kid comes up with a brilliant plan.

"You know what you should do next time, put E) 1 of the above"

I start laughing hysterically and we all decide the next chance we get were all putting that on the same question on the same test, just to confuse our teacher :P


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« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2009, 04:14:42 PM »
OH!!! I need to do that!

we would get yelled at for it though.....
rofl normally we would too but they couldnt find who started it  :evil:
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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2009, 06:54:49 PM »
OH!!! I need to do that!

we would get yelled at for it though.....

Sounds like epic win

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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2009, 06:54:35 PM »
Ohhhh! heres a good one! :D

....oh wait.... there was no school today :P

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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2009, 07:57:08 PM »
We have a very popular math teacher in the uni called Piotr, you know for being very hard (it's said nobody passes his first monthly exam...), and he smokes a lot.

I was sitting on a bench with a friend, when it started raining really bad. I turned around and saw this professor with only a short shirt and smoking as usual under a roof resembling a little fire or a chimney. Then i said: "It was then, that the chimney understood... he was in trouble..."

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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2009, 07:06:49 AM »
so i went to my old high school football game last night and i went to see some of my friends that are still in the marching band, and so we went up to applebees and made ton of jokes.

Peter: snow, why are you staring at me.

Me: b/c your like dancing to the music or something
(he was moving his head side-to-side)

Peter: oh i was just wondering why the world was moving.

and we were playing pokemon hangman. 4 high school seniors and a college freshman :P



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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2009, 01:15:47 PM »
this was when we just got to school and everyone was getting their things out of their locker. All my friends meet up at one locker and we chat until the bell rings, and this happened :XD:

~Mackenzie: wheres hayley?!?
~Alex: Shes downstairs putting Philip in the bat cave
~Mackenzie: .....what?????
~Alex: Shes putting her saxaphone in the band room
~Mackenzie: OoooOOohhhh!!!!!!!
<everyone laughing>

lol, we have our own secret language :XD: :XD: :XD:



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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2009, 05:09:45 PM »

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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2009, 08:19:49 PM »
A couple of years ago I worked in a watch center in Washington, D.C.  Our watch center was small but had just undergone a huge modernization and remodelling in December 2006.  It was just big enough for the six of us.  There was a rumor that the boss was going to have a look at the new watch center, but I ignored it.

On this particular day, 17 May 2007, was insanely busy.  There were a whole bunch of bigwigs, executives, hotshots, directors, and VIPs and other useless types floating around.  They tend to interfere with the work.  To make things worse, my watch center began filling up with off-duty colleagues.  They stood the watch like I did and they ought to know better than to come to work on their day off.

My work quote begins in this crowded atmosphere of tension and my own growing irritation.  Tom is my watch supervisor.  He is a good guy and has done some awesomely killer cool stuff.

Tom:  Hey, Toe.  Put on your suit coat.  The boss might be coming.

Note here:  we had to wear suits during normal business hours and my suit coat was hanging on the back of my chair.

Me:  Yeah, right.  He ain't coming all the way down here.

Tom (nervous):  He might.  He's in good mood today and has some spare time after the video teleconference.  

Me (scowling):  Pfffft.  All the time he spends in this building, he never comes down here to visit the watch.  We're the red-headed stepchildren living in the basement.  He ain't coming down here.

Tom (emphatically):  Toe, just put on your coat.

I noticed that all our colleagues are wearing their suit coats and they're watching this little argument between Tom and me.  I wasn't going to make Tom look bad so I put on my suit  coat.  As I sat back down I fired my last shot:

Me (grumpily):  Mark my words:  as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, the boss ain't coming down here to see us.

President Bush (aka the boss, grinning):  What's that?

Me:   :o   :embarrassing:   :embarrassing:


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Re: school/work quotes
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2009, 04:07:58 PM »
i was in my soccer class and we were playing soccer and so i wanted to do one of those wired up things they do when theres hockey.

i lifted my leg all the way to my head to block a pass on fell on my back

Me: i didnt know i could lift my leg up that high.

after warm up we picked teams

me: whats wrong with me, my leg hurts.

after someone wanted an offsides call

J: theres no ref

me: yeah, so you can do anything, punch a guy if you have to.


after a header

Ouch! my head hurts now.



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