Okay, so once again, I work in home security monitoring. I got a panic alarm (someone pressed the red button on their keyfob remote) and proceeded to call the home number.
(Wait. Have you heard of butt dialing? That's when you have your cell phone in your back pocket and somehow dial someone in your phone by sitting on it? That's butt dialing.)
Anyway, I called this home that set off their panic alarm. A guy answered, I asked him if he needs the police. He said "no, my wife had her keys in her pocket and when sh-- You just got butt panicked! Ahahaha!"
Butt panicked. I laughed.
Glad he has his password, I'd have felt bad if I would have had to call the police on him, after laughing at his joke. Ahahaha, false alarm fine.