P1: You're going to teach me to read, then?
P2: Aye, if you'd like.
P1: Aye!
P2: In what language?
P1: Ah, you're showing off now.
P2: That's right. Are you impressed yet?
P1: No. Why? Should I be?
P2: Oui. Parce que chaque jour j'ai pensé à toi. [Yes. Because every single day I've thought about you]
P1: [hesitates, impressed despite herself, then smiles] Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed.
P2: Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try.