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Offline Jimmy

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #60 on: September 22, 2007, 01:15:33 AM »
sausage is ok
but steak is a real mans meat
so is a meat pie
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #61 on: September 22, 2007, 01:51:50 AM »
Glaring, staring, squint
Gawk, goggle, and look askance
Up and down and roll

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #62 on: September 22, 2007, 03:56:26 AM »
good trusty google
while searching can take forever
the outcome is great
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #63 on: September 22, 2007, 10:20:52 AM »
10^100,
That there is called googol... DANG.
A big number, right?

(note, I'm using 10^100 as 10 to the hundredth).
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« Reply #64 on: September 22, 2007, 06:07:50 PM »
Ding dong-a-ling long
Bell with a crystal clear ring
Sound for all to hear

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #65 on: September 22, 2007, 07:06:26 PM »
Here's a toast to all,
A toast to all who can hear.
Good to hear you hear.

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #66 on: September 23, 2007, 12:05:18 AM »
good toast at breakfast
better toast at dinner time
nothing can beat toast
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #67 on: September 23, 2007, 12:47:56 AM »
Toasted waffles, sheesh!
Those sound mighty good 'bout now.
Shame it is bed time.

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« Reply #68 on: September 23, 2007, 03:27:20 AM »
Breakfast in the morn
Breakfast when the clock strikes noon
Breakfast at night, too

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #69 on: September 23, 2007, 06:22:30 AM »
dinner at night time
glories meal it will be
but first i must cook
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #70 on: September 23, 2007, 05:07:55 PM »
Time... Never enough.
Don't you wish you had some more?
Try not to waste it.

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« Reply #71 on: September 23, 2007, 07:37:47 PM »
Waste, refuse, garbage
The trash man is my hero
Aw man! He left some!!

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #72 on: September 23, 2007, 09:22:08 PM »
Do the right thing, yeah?
Two lefts don't make a right, k?
Although three lefts does.

Hate that I had to use "k" :(.

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #73 on: September 23, 2007, 11:24:20 PM »
two hundred - seventy
that is the amount of three lefts
but why not go right
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #74 on: September 24, 2007, 02:59:31 AM »
At first I had five
And someone took away two
Now there are three left

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