The "What if........" game

[BFM_Fuzzy]

then I would go woof and be really fuzzy

what if..... you were a brute?

[bitz llama]

Then I would be the first brute to kill the Chief so he couldn't re-spawn.

What if you were in a comma and your entire life had been a dream?

[RadZakpak]

well you said comma so idk exactly what you mean soooooo......

if you said comma(,)........id spam all the other servers on halo so everyone goes to bfm 

if you ment coma.....id see if halo really existed and if it didnt id cry 

what if......
you lived in the galaxy of star wars

[Trael]

i would have wars with stars

what if you were a can of Mtn Dew?

[kb3uoe]

Then I would be wishing I was a can of Pepsi.

What if I came out of your monitor and stole all your COOKEHS!? NOM NOM NOM

[Eagle]

I'd wish you stole my brussel sprouts.

What if godzilla destroyed your city?

[BFM_Terra]

they he'd destroy yours

What if there was no such things as cookies?

[Trael]

then there would be less computer viruses(tracking cookies)
then we would all go insane(edible cookies)

what iff you were a terrabyte?

[RadZakpak]

id remove byte from my name and steal the identity of BFM_Terra lol



what if.......
everyone had to dance or the world would be destroyed?
 

[Trael]

cya world...im movin to da moon 
what if you were a paintbrush?

[Eagle]

id be used to paint a picture?

what if you came home to find your fridge is gone...

[bitz llama]

I;d thank the person who took it for saving me the trouble of cleaning it out and move on with my life.

What if your life became an existential quandary full of self-loathing and doubt? (totally stolen from Weird Al)

[RadZakpak]

id do this:

what if......
you had to work as a circus clown if you wanted to be able to pay the bills  with no other job available

[Drift]

Then I would do it and provide laughs (and nightmares) for all the little kiddies.

What if you were the only person and you lived in the age of dinosaurs?

[RadZakpak]

id attract all dinosaurs to one cave and cave it in then id invent halo.

what if.........
life was dull where everyone's name was bill and nothing fun was allowed