me because i would use the wires and zap the heck outta that ninja!
tartarus (halo 2) or chewbacca!
tartarus has his hammer and no nooby invincibility (lol) and chewie has his bowcaster
Spoon because it can sling acid at the fork and melt it.
......if you put the acid on the spoon to sling it would melt the spoon before he could sling it lol