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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes of ALL TIME!
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2011, 09:05:19 PM »
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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes of ALL TIME!
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2012, 07:20:01 PM »
(Don't know if these have been posted so.....)

There is no theory of evolution, only a number of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the the probability of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinite, twice.
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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes of ALL TIME!
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2012, 10:04:36 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't win.... He allows you to loose

There is a awsome rap battle with Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris i wanted to post but sadly it has a little profanity in it >.<

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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes of ALL TIME!
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2012, 03:43:33 PM »
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes of ALL TIME!
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2012, 01:43:24 PM »
nice... sadly  most of the good ones are taken


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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes of ALL TIME!
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2012, 07:05:51 PM »
At one point, there was nothing, then Chuck Norris round house kicked nothing and told him to get a job...then became us...

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Re: Best Chuck Norris jokes of ALL TIME!
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2013, 02:50:37 AM »

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and it killed 50 people.




Then it exploded.

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