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Offline Gunner

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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2008, 03:47:58 AM »
Me: Please drop the caps

Player:MY CAps lock haD AN ACCIDENT! ITS BROKEN!

Looks fine to me. Perhaps you should press the caps lock key again? :)

I love it when people type hastily :P
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2008, 05:52:58 AM »
hahah that's funny...
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2008, 01:08:42 PM »
Mine

Me and someone else in a server only the 2 of us

*He camps me*

Me: Dont camp please!

Them: My Driver died..

..... :siderofl:
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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2008, 09:54:57 AM »
idk y i just though this was funny

player- Carl
me- Wat
player- please don't chase kill
me- i didn't
player- i was throwing grenades and you went after me
me- yea so i was still continuing to my navs
player- then how did i die
me- i shot you from far away

he got real silent then.  i thought it was funny when he said then how did i die and i said i shot you from far away.  i was laughing at his foolishness. 
if you ask me to slow down when racing, then you are out of luck buddy. I AM AN AGGRESSIVE DRIVER!!! 
the fastest way to a point is a straight line, no matter the danger, i like to take chances, I AM A RISKY DRIVER!!!




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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2008, 11:21:00 AM »
Pynk Dude : Player...why are you walking the map?
(few moments)
Player : I give up...why?

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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2008, 03:59:17 PM »
on infinity, after a number of warnings had been given on the server for various things including (abbreviated) profanity, and so forth, things calmed down, then someone got shot long range:

player1 was killed by player2
player1: asdfsdlksjdflsdkfjsdffd
(pause)
player1: soz about the "f"


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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2008, 07:27:18 AM »
 ^^!  ^^!  :LOL:  :LOL:

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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2008, 07:43:14 AM »
You know how sometimes people who try to spell lol quickly accidentally hit the next keys over instead (kik, juj, etc.) Well...

Me: kik
Player: DONT KICK ME!!!
Me: *lol
Player: DONT LAUGH AT ME EITHER
Player quit

I was between confused and on the floor laughing the rest of that match

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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2008, 07:47:38 AM »
lolz, mine is

Player: *bleeped out*
Bfm: please respect your fellow players
player: oh....
•Pause•
Player:... Can we diss ourselves, then??

Heh, can't remember who the bfm was, but I found that funny.

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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2008, 08:12:20 AM »
i had one guy who kept map walking every time he killed for a hog i said get in it he would reply with:

"The tires are flat"

I have seen this reply. I actually lauged out loud.
Nothing like a little humor

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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2008, 04:57:54 PM »
Me: (player), plz stop using the sniper.

Player: I had to!

Me: No, you DON'T have to...

Player: The rest of my guns jammed!

Me: .... get a different gun, then, but not the sniper.

Player: They're all jammed, too!

Me: Then get a hog and drive.

Player: The steering wheels are broke, and the turrets don't shoot...

Me: ....



(sigh) i never win those arguments.  ::)

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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2008, 06:16:50 PM »
i had one guy who kept map walking every time he killed for a hog i said get in it he would reply with:

"The tires are flat"

I have seen this reply. I actually lauged out loud.
Nothing like a little humor

HAHAHAHAHAH i would be crying. 
if you ask me to slow down when racing, then you are out of luck buddy. I AM AN AGGRESSIVE DRIVER!!! 
the fastest way to a point is a straight line, no matter the danger, i like to take chances, I AM A RISKY DRIVER!!!




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Re: Funny Comments/Excuses In-Game
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2008, 03:46:46 PM »
This cracked someone up today.

Guest: are you beta  (to someone else)

goes on like that for a bit then....

Darkedness: beta you than me  ^^!

Guess: Burrm bum bum

I've done more of these but cant remember them :P




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