The "Corrupt A Wish" game.

[¿Nobody¿]

granted, but u keep on throwing up.
i wish i can go anywhere i want

[·WídgêT·]

Granted, except that no matter where you go you have about 50 hobos following you

I wish my feet would stop falling asleep

[Nateo]

Granted, but then you arms fall asleep and then you never have the use of them again.


I wish that NIU's homecoming would not be on the same day as my high school homecoming!

[conrad96]

granted but the place that NIU's homecoming is happening at blows up the day before.

i wish i had an xbox360

[Liam]

Granted, but then you got the Red Ring Of Death 

I wish Christmas was closer 

[conrad96]

granted but santa dies the day before and presents arent delivered  D:

i wish my pants were made of gold

[Toe Tag]

Granted, but all your money would be made of denim.

I wish I could go back to school.

[conrad96]

granted but you fail.

i wish my pants were still made of gold and my money was normal.

[Joedz]

your pants were 24karat gold and they always fall off & your money turned abnormal the next day

                                                      I wish I have SUPER POWERS!

[anokkona]

but you fail doing your epic mr. bean dance power

i wish those gold pants melted on his legs

[conrad96]

granted, but i have 'heat proof'(what??) pants under because i was expecting you to wish that.

i wish pigs could fly.

[Glêññ Z]

granted, but in doing so you ruptered the space time continuam...


i wish my x-plane project comes out nice

[BFM_Yoda]

granted, but the governmnt gets rid of it in an act of "protecting the country"

i wish that there was a stargate to other worlds... (like in the series of SG-1)

[Elensar]

Granted, but the stargate leads to a planet with no light, no air, and the return stargate is broken XD.

I wish I got paid to live in the forest!

[¿Nobody¿]

granted but soon u get eaten by a bear.
i wish i had unlimited wishes