The "Corrupt A Wish" game.

[Jimmy]

granted but they never come true

i wish the day was longer

[VxT]

Granted, but you have to go to school or work for twice as long.

I wish spirals were squares... 

[(herd)_Ian7]

Granted but but triangles are now oval shaped (best I could come up with?)

I wish I got to see Boden (a dog) more.

[(herd)_Ian7]

Granted but you get so hot you melt.

I wish I had a nce juicy pear right now 

[Wízzßång]

Granted, but it's got worms in it.

I wish MacGyver was back on TV.

[VxT]

Granted, but its on the only channel you don't have, and in a language you don't understand, and its only on when you sleep.

I wish it would always rain at night, and always be sunny during the daytime.

[A41~CET]

Granted, but now they are all greedy.


I wish everybody and everything was perfect.

[The Rebel™]

Granted, but the world ends immediately upon the granting of this wish.


I wish I knew which branch to enlist in...

[VxT]

Granted, but you instantly forget which branch it was.

I wish birds could swim and fish could fly.

[(herd)_Ian7]

granted but everything else dies

I wish I was stonger...

[A41~CET]

Granted, but you loose your arms in a car accedent.

I wish there was no greed.

[VxT]

Granted, now nothing exists to be greedy over. You are in a dimension which is just black, no colour, no light, nothing. FAIL 

I wish the earth was flat, just for fun

[OrbitAddict]

Granted, but you end up driving off the side of it.

I wish the world was full of peanut butter!

[A41~CET]

granted, but now you are allergic to peanut butter

I wish I could fly

[VxT]

Granted, but you forget how to breathe.

I wish i could breathe fire for some reason...