The "Corrupt A Wish" game.

[Defender]

Granted, saying the phrase "the alphabet backwards" is now the only thing you're able say.  Good luck with that.  =/

I wish I would become famous for inventing an affordable jet pack.

[BFM_JANE]

Granted, but since there was a part in the move "It's Pat!" where they tell him/her that he/she is ambiguous and he/she say something about being about to write with both hands, that part gets stuck in my head and now no one knows if you're male or female. You'd have to see the move.

I wish I could eat soup all the time.

[Spidey]

Granted, all your teeth fall out so u can eat nothing but soup

I wish i was a rockstar

[((Kàkà§hì))]

Granted. You WAS a rockstar and now you are a has-been. (bad English...I know)

I wish Star Trek would come back.

[BFM_JANE]

Granted, but you had to get in a fight with Courtney Love to get in and she really tore you up... and the sweater.

I wish I could play the piano.

[¥Mderms¥]

Granted. But then they misbehave when BFM admins ARE there 

I wish I could play the drums.

[BFM_JANE]

Granted, it never worked in the first place.

I wish I knew what the Red Ring of Death was (it sounds like a horrible medical thing).

[¥Mderms¥]

Granted. The drummer of Def Leppard decides to teach you... as long as you lose your arm in a car wreck and eventually lose your hearing...

Bwaa haha I can live with that

I wish I knew what the Red Ring of Death was (it sounds like a horrible medical thing).

Granted, but now you can't understand what anything else is.

I wish I had knew what to wish for. 

[BFM_JANE]

(Another one?)

Granted, you wish I was the awesome-est person in the world!

I wish I could visit another planet.

[Defender]

Granted, NASA takes you to on a one-way trip to live on Mars.  However, you didn't bring a pillow, and you never get a good night's sleep which makes you go insane causing you to eat an entire case of Elmer's Glue that blocks you up permanently and you die.  The people at NASA chuckle briefly about it, then go back to work and you're forgotten about forever.

I wish the name I wanted on xfire wasn't taken so that I could have it.

[W@rrior]

GRANTED, but then the IRS mistakes you for that other person and they take all your money and household goods cause he owed a lot of back taxes.




I wish I had extra hands.

[Spidey]

Granted, you speak everything to a beat and everyone gets tired of you and tape your mouth up forever and ever

I wish a ham sandwhich would appear in front of me that i can eat

[Defender]

Granted.  Your copy of "Self-Esteem for Dummies" has been mailed and should arrive within 3-5 business days.

I wish olives weren't disgusting.

[AR~Toby]

Granted, but what the box doesnt tell you is that your allergic to them and you will die a very painful death in erm... 3...2...1...ur dead

I wish Nirvana where still going :'-(

[((Kàkà§hì))]

Granted...He'll even kiss you if you want -
 

I wish it was Saturday.