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Re: Why?
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 12:12:03 AM »
ZOMG ROFL I just saw this thread. <3 <3


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Re: Why?
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 12:15:53 AM »
HERES MORE:

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?


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Re: Why?
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2008, 06:57:56 AM »
wow still no mxy in this thread thats a first




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Re: Why?
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2008, 07:45:53 AM »

10.   If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

For the same reason there are still lizards even though we now have chickens. :)


Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

"instep".
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Re: Why?
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2008, 11:40:05 AM »
Why do you have to fight with your kids to get them to sleep, then fight them again to wake up?

Why is "Charlie" a nickname for "Charles"?

Why is it that when you're stuck with something and FINALLY decide to call someone to help you, right when they get there you figure it out?

Why is a banana tree considered a tree?

Can't think of any more :(.

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Re: Why?
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2008, 11:45:52 AM »
Why does the abbreviation "www" take longer to say than the actual thing it abbreviates?

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