Hallo, everyone, this is L°§tMyMiNÐ.
And here's my set of entries to this little topic...
Without any further ado:
Lightning never strikes twice because Chuck Norris is always looking for it.
Some people check their closets for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never had a heart attack; his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Anyway, there's a few more good, clean LOLs to die laughing too.
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Take care, peoples!
- L°§tMyMiNÐ
And remember: fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia, fear of bridges is called Gephyrophobia...
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And fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
<<<<Before posting, I want to offer my profuse and sincerest apologies for my insensitive joke. Thank you very much, MiG, for removing it.>>>>
Hello, everyone, this is L°§tMyMiNÐ.
And I'm coming back to you with another string of Chuck Norris Jokes. Hopefully, they won't be offensive, insensitive, or in any way, a duplication of any of the jokes that have come before this.
Anyway, without any further ado, here's some more additions:
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. NOBODY fools Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Anyway, there's the next few.
Peace, everyone!
- L°§tMyMiNÐ
P.S. And once again, I am very sorry for the joke.