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Title: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on July 22, 2007, 01:14:45 PM
This is in a similar style to the Music and Movies games - just quotes from TV shows rather than movies or music (Clue's in the title I guess)

I'll start with:

1: The good news is, I named my nickel Philip!
2: What's the bad news?
1: It's a GIRL nickel!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 26, 2007, 06:16:43 PM
Slanzinger:

I'm GUESSING that WE DON'T KNOW.

 ;)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Rázgrìz on July 26, 2007, 06:21:17 PM
i  have no clue, tel us
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Spidey on July 26, 2007, 06:29:20 PM
omg is that fairly odd parents... i used to watch that all the time

i love cozmo!!!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OrbitAddict on July 26, 2007, 06:30:23 PM
I know!!!! It's Cosmo and timmy from the Fairly Odd Parents!!!! LOL!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OrbitAddict on July 26, 2007, 06:31:13 PM
Lol I posted right after you! [[Sorry for the double post]]
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Spidey on July 26, 2007, 06:35:30 PM
hehe :p i'm guessing i'm right so i will post next:

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if your up there... please save me Superman!"

Hehehe always makes me laugh!!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on July 27, 2007, 01:10:56 AM
Spidey was, indeed, correct.
And is that Family Guy?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on July 27, 2007, 02:56:53 AM
The SIMPSONS!!! Homer says it I think.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: xen0n - on August 04, 2007, 02:34:41 PM
bump
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Spidey on August 05, 2007, 09:55:33 AM
hydra is right it is the simpsons
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on August 07, 2007, 10:18:21 PM
Wow took your time in responding!

"I'm the Doctor"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: a tiny bug on August 08, 2007, 12:54:20 AM
That would be one of many TV shows, but I'm thinking "Dr. WHO" is the one you are referring to.

And Oliver has run himself over with the car!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on August 08, 2007, 01:50:03 AM
Yep Bug, I was trying to amke it simple :)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on August 08, 2007, 02:31:11 PM
Ooh! Monty Python! Upper-Class Twit sketch!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: a tiny bug on August 08, 2007, 10:46:55 PM
You are correct, and the full title of the show is Monty Python's Flying Circus.


You are up Slanz
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on August 09, 2007, 01:24:59 AM
Yeah, flying circus
1: What's happening, dudes?
2: We're having a really nice time. I'm dating Marilyn Monroe and also I have another girlfriend who's a mermaid. She's half woman, half fish.
[turns round to look]
2: It's Miranda, my girlfriend!
[as she comes out of the water we see that the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman]
1: Somehow I'd imagined she'd be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.
2: No, that's the *stupid* way round!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: xen0n - on August 09, 2007, 02:03:47 AM
better than life
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on August 09, 2007, 05:18:50 AM
Nope, the name of the show is not "Better Than Life". We're gonna need an actual show name rather than an episode name, I'm afraid.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: xen0n - on August 09, 2007, 05:40:01 AM
doh srry its red dwarf
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on August 09, 2007, 06:41:45 AM
Yup, correct. Your turn!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: xen0n - on August 09, 2007, 06:44:00 AM
"hey! he's not happy at all, he lied to us through song. I hate when people do that."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on August 09, 2007, 12:41:34 PM
My gut instinct is Fairly Odd Parents, but I don't know...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: xen0n - on August 09, 2007, 03:01:03 PM
nope try again
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on August 09, 2007, 03:20:10 PM
Hmm... Futurama?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: a tiny bug on August 09, 2007, 09:57:40 PM
That's from "The Simpsons"

Best line from that episode..."Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie."

New quote:

"He's Al Capone with a badge."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: a tiny bug on August 12, 2007, 02:18:12 PM
Do we need a hint? d_b
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Spidey on August 13, 2007, 08:44:32 AM
yes plz
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: a tiny bug on August 18, 2007, 11:55:38 AM
OK here's a hint:

The show has featured actors Glenn Close and Forrest Whitaker in pivotal roles.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on August 18, 2007, 12:56:07 PM
The Shield??

I am pretty sure I am right so here goes:

KISS MY GRITS!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Frost 2.0 on August 18, 2007, 02:27:54 PM
Alice.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: a tiny bug on August 18, 2007, 04:01:20 PM
The Shield is correct.  Frost is now on the clock...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on August 20, 2007, 08:18:29 AM
Frost you are correct and your turn to come up with one.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Frost 2.0 on August 20, 2007, 02:46:19 PM
"Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?"

 - frost
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on August 20, 2007, 09:51:35 PM
I know "Watcha talkin' bout Moe' from the Simpsons but dunno where the original came from :(
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on August 21, 2007, 07:35:49 AM
Different Strokes   

Here's one should not be too hard, from the 70's.

Heyyy!

OK here's a hint. He wore a leather jacket.
Another hint: He rode a motorcycle and had a friend named Richie Cunningham
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 22, 2007, 06:47:56 PM
Arthur '[The] Fonz[ie]' Fonzarelli in Happy Days


Okay, here's a line from the end of many of this show's early episodes:

"Michael ******, a lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world... of the ****** *****."

Hint: 1980s series


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on August 23, 2007, 06:14:23 PM
Knight Rider???
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 23, 2007, 11:18:11 PM
Knight Rider???


YEP!  ;D

. . . or, um, I guess  :-[ would be more in order, for watching that show?!?  ;D


Yur turn again, Randy!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Shade on August 24, 2007, 12:46:16 AM
"A leprechaun told me to burn things :D"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on August 24, 2007, 07:48:48 AM
A real fan of this show will get this one pretty easily, I think.

Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?
It saves time, Frank

OK a hint: Frank Burns is the characters full name.
Another hint: A helicopter is always shown at beginning of show.
This was one of the most popular sitcoms of all times. All the characters were in the army.


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 26, 2007, 12:00:41 PM
M*A*S*H
(The movie was great, too!)

"Well doggies!"

No hints... YET! (I'll give Randy a shot at this one cold....  ;D )



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on August 27, 2007, 11:31:57 AM
Jed Clampett - The Beverly Hillbillies

Here's another old one just for you Mxy:  When you married me you knew that I couldn't cook, I couldn't sew, and I couldn't keep house. All I could do was talk Hungarian and do imitations of Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 27, 2007, 01:36:52 PM
Greeeeen Acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

doot-dee-doot-tee-dee-dee...

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

...The chores!
...The stores!
...Fresh air!
...Times Square!

You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are theeeerrrrrre.

NEXT!:

"Well GAAAAAAWL-LEE!"

Also:

"Shazam!"


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on August 27, 2007, 09:49:17 PM
Gomer Pyle


Who loves ya, baby??

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 28, 2007, 12:19:45 AM
Telly Savalas (http://www.tellysavalas.com/) as Kojak!

(The man who single-handedly made sucker sales skyrocket!)


Ok, here's a toughie (so I left in a hint)!:

"How do you get to Fort Courage? That's easy. You take a right at the rock that looks like a bear, then a left at the bear that looks like a rock ..."


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on August 28, 2007, 07:33:39 AM
F Troop (It took a couple minutes to come to me)


I will be disappointed if someone does not get this right away:

Look at this, Edith. We lost a daughter but gained a meathead.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 28, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
Well that "someone" would prolly have to be at least 30 years old, I think!:

All In The Family (Archie Bunker)

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into ..."


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Spidey on August 29, 2007, 03:52:18 AM
the twighlight zone!!!!

*hums song* doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo *watches lightning bolt shoot down* lol
--------------------

might be a lil easy as it's me

"Hey, wait. So, if I'm a rhino, you're a scorpion and he's an octopus, what's a Mysterio?"[/size]
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on August 29, 2007, 12:25:01 PM
Easy. Spiderman. (I think.)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 30, 2007, 05:20:26 PM
Yah, it's from the TeeVee version of Spiderman alright.

Go, Slanzinger!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on August 31, 2007, 07:14:06 AM
"You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody, and then sucks their blood for sustenance."
"Yeah"
"No, they've never done that."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Spidey on September 01, 2007, 07:03:17 AM
family guy!!

i watched that 1 last nite lol

---------------------------
Can I do the countdown?  
Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.  
Ten.  
[ship takes off]  
Nine.  
[ship reaches the moon]  
Okay, we're here.  
 Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff.  
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on September 01, 2007, 03:54:51 PM
Futurama.

"Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on September 01, 2007, 03:59:55 PM
URK!

Yes, I KNOW THIS ONE:

Sponge Bob Square Pants

(And Yes I DO know the entire theme song, too!  :embarassed: )

okay, here's mine:

"Marklark Marklark Marklark Marklark Marklark, Marklark."

*edit* Oh comon ppl!  Admit that you've seen this famous episode (that gave us this famous word - Marklark) of this famous in-your-face comedy series!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on September 04, 2007, 09:11:57 PM
Hint: It's a (STILL!) current-running show on Comedy Central....


MAJOR GIVEAWAY HINT: The character who utters this phrase - and is the only human to understand this "alien language" - is named "Kyle."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on September 05, 2007, 08:50:39 AM
South Park?
(Don't remember that episode, has to be said)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on September 06, 2007, 12:01:15 AM

YEP!

(It's the episode where they're all whisked off the the Planet Marklark where everyone on the planet is named Marklark and the only, single word in their entire vocabulary is "Marklark."  Oddly... Kyle knows how to speak their language!  :siderofl: )

Yur up Slanzinger....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on September 06, 2007, 01:34:32 PM
"With pressure from Cameron and Brown, Blair went mad. Whenever he appeared in front of large numbers of people, he thought he could see ghosts."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fralalala on September 09, 2007, 11:21:46 AM
Im taking a Wild Guess at "Star Stories: Story of Tony Blair" (Don't remember the excat name)

If its right PM me, i don't look at the games sect often...  :evil:

P.s. I could also be the 6 O'clock news, i hear that Blair character is quite strange.  :P
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on September 09, 2007, 11:30:01 AM
Nope.
It was a program on the BBC last summer (unfortunately quite a short-lived one)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: randyscab on October 05, 2007, 03:58:43 PM
It's been awhile since I have even checked out this thread. I think someone needs to give a new quote here. Been almost a month and no answer.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on October 05, 2007, 04:03:17 PM
Time Trumpet.

I'll let someone else find a quote: most of my repertoire is obscure British comedy programs, hardly any of which the Americans know of; or easy-to-guess cartoons.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 05, 2007, 09:07:38 PM


K, I'll go, but I'll have to try to stick with more "modern" ones that the ones that randy & I were doing!  :-\

"I see NUH-THING! I see NUH-THING! . . . I know NUH-THING!"

(Hmmmm.... Okay, so maybe NOT so recent! Sorry!  :LOL: )

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 06, 2007, 09:43:34 PM
HintS:

- 'Hard to believe that one could place a COMEDY in this setting!

- Loosely based on a movie which "starred" Steve McQueen....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 08, 2007, 03:09:40 PM

- Set in WW II Germany...

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on October 08, 2007, 03:32:02 PM
The "I know nuh-thing" bit sounds like a classic line from Fawlty Towers... but that's not set in Germany.
Allo Allo wasn't in Germany either (I think) - so haven't got a clue.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 08, 2007, 11:56:24 PM

Okay, well, I guess no one here ever saw "Hogan's Heros" (OR "The Great Escape," either!)

Ok, try THIS EASY one:

"Engage!"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: DraVen on October 09, 2007, 12:21:21 AM
oh god.....lol.... Star Trek..... my father inlaw is a dang treky.. its so annoying
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 09, 2007, 09:18:34 PM
oh god.....lol.... Star Trek..... my father inlaw is a dang treky.. its so annoying


INCORRECT!


Try again.....
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 15, 2007, 04:56:48 PM


Oh come on now!

You're not that far off!!

SOMEONE has to know the correct name of the series!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Xopher.tm on October 15, 2007, 05:00:31 PM



"Engage!"



ST:TNG

of course.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 16, 2007, 01:27:08 AM
Well, if you're "in" enough to abbreviate it correctly, I'll take it!

(Star Trek: The Next Generation, for you non-trekkies!  ;) )

You're up Racer X!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Xopher.tm on October 16, 2007, 06:58:36 AM
Here's an easy one. :)

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on October 16, 2007, 03:28:43 PM
I think the main character's some big, green, hulky guy...

Spiderman?

(Oh wait, it's "The Hulk"!)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Xopher.tm on October 16, 2007, 03:54:07 PM
heh.

You're up, Slanzinger.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on October 23, 2007, 06:05:51 AM
"I speak English well, I learn it from a book"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 23, 2007, 11:28:50 AM
"I speak English well, I learn it from a book"


 :siderofl: ROFL-waffle!!!!!  :siderofl:

That's MANUEL!!

From Fawlty Towers!

I love(d) that show!

Good one!

Hmmmm, what to do next?!?...

AHA!:

"Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pinin' for the fjords."





Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on October 24, 2007, 06:28:14 AM
That would be... Monty Python's Flying Circus.
(The classic "Dead Parrot" sketch to be precise)

...

"Pity he's only smart when he's made out of Plastecine"



As always, no Googling. Or Yahooing, or asking Jeeves.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 25, 2007, 10:11:26 PM

Dunno it as a quote, but it has the tone of Red Dwarf or Doctor Who....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on October 26, 2007, 04:28:26 AM
Yep, it was Red Dwarf.
It was just off a clip I found on Youtube last night - Lister talking about Cat.
I would post the link, but I can't remember if it's suitable - sorry.

Yur up!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 26, 2007, 11:24:01 PM


Yikes!  I got that one on its TONE!?!  (Although those shows - like Fawlty Towers! - DO have a particular "tone" indeed!  That's part of what makes them so great!)

Hmmmm... Another TeeVee quote, eh? . . .


P1: "I've just never blown up a star before."
P2: "Well, they say the first one is always the hardest."



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on October 27, 2007, 01:37:05 PM
I seem to remember that being Futurama, but I'm not sure.
Yeah, Britcoms do seem to be quite distinctive. 'S what I like about them.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 27, 2007, 02:53:43 PM


Ya, I think there'smore than one episode in Futurama where they blow up a star, but that's not where this quote comes from, I'm afraid.

Hint: These two characters in the team of four that make up the main characters of the show are the only two of the four with military rank.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Aranwe on October 27, 2007, 10:13:55 PM
Hmm, this is more of a random guess than an actual attempt... but I faintly remember watching/hearing something like that before.

Is it from Stargate SG-1, or possibly Stargate: Atlantis...?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Nemesis on October 27, 2007, 11:00:12 PM
yeah its from Stargate NOT atlantis, they supnova a star with a stargate lol biiig boom, and destroy apophis's fleet, and get stranded  ;D

We watch lots of stargates, we have seasons 1-8 i think
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 28, 2007, 06:43:13 PM
Hmm, this is more of a random guess than an actual attempt... but I faintly remember watching/hearing something like that before.

Is it from Stargate SG-1, or possibly Stargate: Atlantis...?

Stargate SG-1 it was!

Yur up, Aranwe!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Aranwe on November 05, 2007, 10:03:55 AM
P1: [pointing to x-ray] See? The second bullet passed through your neck and pushed the first bullet out. You should be completely ambulatory again.

P2: [distraught] What good is that to a man who has to spend the rest of his life in a chair?

[P1 stabs P2 in the leg with a fork]

P2: Aaaaaah! Doc, your fork has magical powers!

P1: It's the bullet that saved you.

P2: This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!

P3: What?

P2: Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on November 05, 2007, 11:57:33 AM
Sounds suspiciously like The Simpsons or Family Guy, but I'm not certain.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Aranwe on November 06, 2007, 10:17:48 AM
Close, but no cigar 'till you guess it right!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on November 11, 2007, 11:19:30 AM


It's American Dad.

(It's been 6 days, so I had my son look at it!  :muah: )

Okay, here's an EASY one!:



Wiiillmaaaaaaa!...



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on November 11, 2007, 05:24:26 PM
The Flintstones.

Next.

"Giddyup!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on November 11, 2007, 07:34:53 PM
The Flintstones.

Next.

"Giddyup!"


F-Troop??  ::)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on November 12, 2007, 12:47:45 AM
Nope.  Not that old.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on November 13, 2007, 07:41:09 PM
Hint:  it's from a sit-com in the 90's.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on November 15, 2007, 02:04:27 AM
Another quote, same show:

"Helllooooo  Newman...."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on November 16, 2007, 02:15:35 AM

Well THAT'S Seinfeld!



K, try this one!:

"Naturally you didn't know I was wearing my special Super B long thermal underwear."




Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on November 16, 2007, 02:22:50 AM
Correct.  The first one was one of Kramer's famous lines.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on November 17, 2007, 10:15:23 AM
bumping, in case people didn't see Mxy's edit.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on November 18, 2007, 05:35:12 PM

We're still on:

"Naturally you didn't know I was wearing my special Super B long thermal underwear."

Hint: An after-school & early-evening series from 1966-68....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on November 19, 2007, 12:11:53 AM
I'd say something like "Fawlty Towers" - but that was made in 1975. >DOH<
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on November 19, 2007, 11:34:48 AM


Hint 2: Famous for its corny "oh-so-horribly-'60s" style, stunts, and dialog all befitting any good superhero duo....
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Slanzinger on November 19, 2007, 12:21:21 PM
Is it Batman?

<BASH!> <POW!>

"Holy incandescent elastic, Batman!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on November 19, 2007, 02:39:31 PM
Is it Batman?

<BASH!> <POW!>

"Holy incandescent elastic, Batman!"


                >BIFF!<

                                                       >BAM!<



Holy Retro-memory, Batman!  Looks like you've foiled the Riddler!


YEP!



Yur up, Slanzinger!



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on November 23, 2007, 06:09:04 PM

Ok, been a while, so I'll do one to keep us busy until Slanzinger gets back....

Okay, this is gonna be kinda obscure, I'm afraid, since I only watch this show cuz my daughter loves it....:

P1: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
P2: What are you talking about, I eat.


Hint: A current prime-time show....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on November 29, 2007, 05:47:49 PM

(...Man!  'Completely spaced on my duties here!  Sry!)

Hint: Pair of brothers have an odd, full-time "hobby" hunting things down....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 01, 2007, 09:07:28 PM


Final Hint (HOORAY, say they all!):

 ...And the things they hunt down are "not of this world."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on December 01, 2007, 11:40:36 PM
That show on the WB. I don't even know if it's still on, I haven't watch TV in like a year. I know Jared Padalecki (sp) is in it.

MODIFY: I remembered before the PM! I swear! I kept thinking Paranormal or Brothers. It's Supernatural.



My fave TV quote is actually a transaction. I hope this is okay:

.............

"No office talk! I'm floating down the Ganges with my new chums."

"Those are corpses."

"You never like my friends."


.............

It's obvious but I still wanted to put it out there.  ;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on December 03, 2007, 12:53:42 AM
Oh, bump. I guess modifying won't put it back at the top.

This is a perfectly legitimate double-post.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 04, 2007, 12:23:55 PM


Ok, I'm gonna have to take a guess, but I think that was The Simpsons? (Mr. Burns?)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on December 04, 2007, 07:25:04 PM
Of course it was The Simpsons! All the good quotes come from that show. "You never like my friends." Love it!

You're up!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 04, 2007, 10:19:49 PM



Okay then, here's a REAL tough one cuzza it's SO OLD!:

"Willllbbuuuuuurrrrrr!"

(Should be possible for someone here to get as-is, so I'll wait for a bit before giving a hint....)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 05, 2007, 03:00:29 AM
Mr Ed?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 05, 2007, 10:04:22 PM
Mr Ed?

Yep! (A golden oldie!)

Yur up, Wizz!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 06, 2007, 03:07:58 AM
"You know, *****, of all my friends, you're the first."

Easy.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 12, 2007, 10:37:39 AM
"You know, *****, of all my friends, you're the first."

Easy.


AH!

You through me there!  (Until I figured you out, sneaky devil!)

That should be:

"You know, ***, of all my friends, you're the first."

 ;)

That's Bender when he first meets Fry on Futurama!


Next:


"Now when it comes to Santa Claus, most mortals don't believe he exists... just like they don't believe in witches."



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 12, 2007, 07:21:21 PM
You're right, but it's not when they first meet, but after.  The first time they meet at the suicide booth, they're not yet friends (obviously..).   Couldn't make it TOO easy.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 15, 2007, 09:27:19 PM
[...]

"Now when it comes to Santa Claus, most mortals don't believe he exists... just like they don't believe in witches."

Hint: 60s-early-70s TV series that was just recently made into a motion picture....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 16, 2007, 01:12:25 AM
Bewitched?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 16, 2007, 08:45:54 PM
Bewitched?


Yep!

Go, Wizz!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 17, 2007, 02:23:04 AM
p1. Do you know that sixty percent of all deaths in America are caused by guns?
p2. Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 18, 2007, 08:44:58 PM
Now, thinking quick, I start giving her mouth to mouth restitution.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 18, 2007, 08:52:34 PM


I JUST got it when I read it this time, RIGHT as you posted the second part/hint:

All In The Family?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 18, 2007, 11:03:39 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 19, 2007, 01:20:54 AM


K... This one is SO EASY the first person to read this is gonna get it!:

"Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 19, 2007, 02:40:41 AM
Isn't that PeeWee's Playhouse?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 19, 2007, 10:48:41 AM
Isn't that PeeWee's Playhouse?



Yep-zores!


...Nice private game of ping-pong we've got going here, Wizz!  ;)



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 19, 2007, 07:30:48 PM
Is anyone else even reading this thread anymore?

Is it still cool to say 'get a room'? I don't know, I'm going for it anyway...  Get a room!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 19, 2007, 10:00:39 PM
Is anyone else even reading this thread anymore?

Is it still cool to say 'get a room'? I don't know, I'm going for it anyway...  Get a room!


Unh-ooooh.

That doesn't ring any bells ... at the moment!


'Guess now we might find out if anyone else is reading this thread!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on December 20, 2007, 02:59:24 AM
It sounds familiar!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 20, 2007, 09:36:45 AM
Hey, at least we have one other person playing, Mxy!

It's a sit-com...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ghostly Shotz on December 20, 2007, 09:45:05 AM
AND ME!!!  SPAM!!! umm it does sound fimaliar but idk
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Plixity on December 20, 2007, 12:21:24 PM
I've got no idea =\
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on December 20, 2007, 03:26:28 PM
It's a sit-com...

I figgered it was a sitcom, as this is the TV quotes game... I'me gonna say 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Daughter (or whatever it was called).
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 20, 2007, 07:39:13 PM
Nope.  Sitcom is not the only type of TV show, by the way...

It's about Doctors.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 21, 2007, 03:55:04 PM
Nope.  Sitcom is not the only type of TV show, by the way...

It's about Doctors.

Ugh.

I stopped watching "ER" years ago (but that doesn't sound like "ER" anyway....)

So it has to be either "House" or "Scrubs."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 21, 2007, 07:43:45 PM
It is Scrubs.  You're up.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 21, 2007, 08:16:33 PM


meh.  That was totally unsatisfying....  ::)


 :LOL:

Okay, time for an EASY-PEASY one!:

"Hey Mister Ranger sir, what's with that pic-a-nic bass-ket?"



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 22, 2007, 12:18:27 AM
Don't know the specific quote, but I know WHO THAT IS:

Peter Griffin of Family Guy!


Okay, another easy oldie then:

"Ha-ha-ha-HAA-ha!"
[   -up-up-UUP-DN]


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 22, 2007, 12:32:43 AM
My guess is Woody Woodpecker.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 22, 2007, 02:17:16 AM
My guess is Woody Woodpecker.


Yep!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 22, 2007, 02:48:17 AM
This should be easy.

"I love it when a plan comes together".
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 22, 2007, 10:58:05 AM



LOL!

The A Team!



Next:


"Zoinks!"



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Plixity on December 22, 2007, 08:36:27 PM
Uhh.. Not sure...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 22, 2007, 08:37:37 PM
That sounds like Bart Simpson from The Simpsons?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Plixity on December 22, 2007, 08:43:52 PM
! IT IS!!!

Or at least it should be...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 22, 2007, 11:07:30 PM
That sounds like Bart Simpson from The Simpsons?

Yeah.  That's one of Bart's (P#1) phoney-phone-calls to Moe (P#2) at Moe's Tavern....

Yer up, Wizz!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 22, 2007, 11:16:21 PM
p1. How do you like yer possum, Lowell, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it?
p2. I'm really not hungry.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 24, 2007, 03:26:00 PM
It was a comedy series from the 60's that was made into a movie several years ago.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 25, 2007, 12:28:49 AM


The Beverly Hillbillies?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 25, 2007, 01:53:07 AM
Correct.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 25, 2007, 03:02:10 PM


next then:

[in high voice] "Jocularity! Jocularity!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 26, 2007, 12:13:17 AM
Ack!  I know I've heard that before!  I seem to recall it being an older TV show...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 26, 2007, 01:54:26 PM
Is that M*A*S*H?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 26, 2007, 11:29:37 PM
Is that M*A*S*H?


YUP!

Father Mulcahy, to be precise!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 27, 2007, 02:30:39 PM
Father Mulcahy, to be precise!


That's one of my all-time favorite TV shows.

p1. Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule.
p2. Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 28, 2007, 01:14:39 PM


Hmmmm.... Too highbrow for Survivor....

 :?:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on December 29, 2007, 12:02:30 PM
Is it Gilligans Island?

Yes it is.  You're up.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on December 31, 2007, 07:13:54 PM
I'm just two years away from 'chest hands!'"


Hint?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 03, 2008, 12:08:51 AM
That description sounds like Scrubs.  I know that I've heard that quote before, which makes sense because I watch Scrubs...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 04, 2008, 09:55:41 PM
They're going to keep Dad in jail until this whole thing gets sorted out.
[silence]
Also, I've been told that the company's expense accounts have been frozen...
[gasps]
...Interesting. I would have expected that after "They're keeping Dad in jail."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 04, 2008, 11:43:33 PM



That's GOT to be one of my all-time fav' shows: Arrested Development! (?)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 05, 2008, 01:21:00 PM

That's GOT to be one of my all-time fav' shows: Arrested Development! (?)


Correcto-mundo!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 05, 2008, 02:57:16 PM



Wow.  I can't think of a good one!

Okay, so I'll do a combo "easy/hard" one then!:

"Here I come to save the daaaaaay!"


(Now let's see which one of you oldies out there gets it first!  :winkgrin: )
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 05, 2008, 05:07:00 PM
Hahaha.  I know it's a super-hero show.  How 'bout Mighty Mouse?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 06, 2008, 12:32:52 AM
Hahaha.  I know it's a super-hero show.  How 'bout Mighty Mouse?

Yes indeed!

You go again, Wizz!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 06, 2008, 01:01:08 AM
Ok, here's a super easy one...

"****, you got some s'plainin' to do..."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on January 06, 2008, 01:16:56 AM
"I Love Lucy"?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 06, 2008, 01:57:39 AM
"I Love Lucy"?


Darnit!!! I was to slow!

Yur up, saes!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on January 06, 2008, 05:33:13 AM
1. "They're not so great. They probably don't even have a fountain in their lobby."
2. "Actually, our fountain is two stories tall."
1. "Oo"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 08, 2008, 08:05:20 PM
'nother hint?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on January 08, 2008, 11:26:53 PM
Next line is: "Come on Token we have a lot to talk about"

Also: 'Super Awesome Talent Agency'
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 09, 2008, 12:53:06 AM
That sounds like South Park.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on January 09, 2008, 01:33:13 AM
Yep.

Was it the name which gave it away?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 09, 2008, 02:08:45 AM
Token.

Next:

"Don' be rediculoos"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 10, 2008, 09:06:31 PM
The person who says that is from the Mediterranean island nation of Mypos.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 12, 2008, 03:01:59 AM



... Still clueless.

Sry....  :-\

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 12, 2008, 05:15:57 PM
Perfect Strangers! Remember Balki and Larry? I do. I don't think I'm right tho...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 12, 2008, 06:40:10 PM
Very good Jane!  You're up!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 12, 2008, 06:58:52 PM
Is it really? I just threw that out there! And I almost said Mork and Mindy...



P1: "I've just never blown up a star before."
P2: "Well, they say the first one is always the hardest."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Wízzßång on January 12, 2008, 09:20:12 PM
A wild guess:  Futurama?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 13, 2008, 01:42:20 AM
Is it really? I just threw that out there! And I almost said Mork and Mindy...



P1: "I've just never blown up a star before."
P2: "Well, they say the first one is always the hardest."

heh.  I did that EXACT QUOTE in the old forums!:

Stargate SG-1

"Let's not shoot the crazy end-of-the-world machine just yet."

Hint: Currently-running series....





Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 13, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
Jericho.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 13, 2008, 09:41:40 PM
Jericho.

Nope.


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on January 14, 2008, 01:46:22 PM

"Let's not shoot the crazy end-of-the-world machine just yet."

Hint: Currently-running series....



Flash Gordon?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 14, 2008, 03:56:10 PM


Nope & nope....


Hint: Only on the Sci-Fi channel....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 14, 2008, 04:06:14 PM
Stargate Atlantis! Love that show. I'm just guessing, BTW.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 14, 2008, 09:14:28 PM
Stargate Atlantis! Love that show. I'm just guessing, BTW.

Nope!

'Nuther hint: "Zoey!"


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on January 16, 2008, 10:54:35 AM
"Eureka!"  "I think I got it," is my ebullient reply.  LOVE that show!!

For the truly oldies out there or those with waaay too much time on their hands.

"To the moon, Alice.  To the moon!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 17, 2008, 08:16:40 AM

Wow.  Do we have YA person around here almost as old as I AM?!?!

That'd be "The Honeymooners," starring one of my favorite (Black & White!) TeeVee stars of all time, Jackie Gleason (and others!)

Okay, I just HAVE to do this one then!:

"And awa-aa-ay we go!"


P.S. I'll take EITHER show name for this one....

P.P.S: Good use of ebullient there, IMaybeU!



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on January 17, 2008, 02:40:30 PM
If I recall correctly, it's onother Jackie Gleason line from his variety show "Jackie Gleason Show"  just before he asked the band for "a little traveling music, please!"

I'll not post a quote, in case I am in error.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 17, 2008, 11:39:08 PM
If I recall correctly, it's onother Jackie Gleason line from his variety show "Jackie Gleason Show"  just before he asked the band for "a little traveling music, please!"

I'll not post a quote, in case I am in error.


Yur up!

(FYI: He hosted the Cavalcade of Stars variety hour prior to it being renamed to "star" him, and of course, they also added the June Taylor dancers then, too!  Crikey I'm old!  :embarrassed:  :-X )

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on January 18, 2008, 11:43:06 AM
Yur up!

(FYI: He hosted the Cavalcade of Stars variety hour prior to it being renamed to "star" him, and of course, they also added the June Taylor dancers then, too!  Crikey I'm old!  :embarrassed:  :-X )

Ahhhh -- those June Taylor Dancers.  Made this young puppy go all a-flutter when they came on.  d_b

This one should not be toooo hard:

"Up your nose with a rubber hose"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 19, 2008, 12:00:26 AM



Ahhh yes!!! Old Home Week continues, eh?!?

That'd be Vinnie Barbarino in Welcome Back, Kotter!

And what young actor played Vinnie (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1361/9291_0076.jpg)?!?!   :o

Okay, time to give those under 45 a break, eh?  ;) :

"We have a warrant for your shoes."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on January 20, 2008, 04:25:18 AM
That'll be Catherine Willows from good ol' CSI!

(Can't get enough of American crime investigation...CSI (LA, Miami, New York), Numbers, NCIS...etc)

 never thought I'd miss our little apartment.
C'mon, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy.
Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.
I loved that place.
Yeah, I know.

P1: I never thought I'd miss our little apartment.
P2: C'mon, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy.
P1: Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.
P2: I loved that place.
P1: Yeah, I know.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 22, 2008, 12:28:40 AM


Malcom In The Middle?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on January 22, 2008, 03:42:49 AM
Interesting guess, Mxy. Alas, no, however.

Quote
P1: Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.
- This line would be the line that gives it away. (At least I think so ::))
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 22, 2008, 07:53:05 PM



... Everybody Loves Raymond?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on January 22, 2008, 10:10:49 PM
Yup. Your turn.

[/loves American comedy shows]
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 23, 2008, 02:14:36 AM
Yup. Your turn.

[/loves American comedy shows]

Wifey and I particuarly LOVE that show because... that is SO HER FOLKS on there!  :o  :o  (But Ray & wife are NOTHING like wifey & I ...  ::) )

Next:

"BURN!"


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 23, 2008, 02:35:35 AM
That 70's Show? I love to say "burn"! Especially when it's not quite a burn. ;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 23, 2008, 05:37:29 PM
That 70's Show? I love to say "burn"! Especially when it's not quite a burn. ;D

Yes indeedy, JANE!

Yur up!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 24, 2008, 03:02:32 AM
P1: What you're feeling are pangs of guilt.  
P2: What?
P1: Guilt. Oh, boy. Ok. How am I gonna explain this one? Uh... guilt is an emotion that-- Ok, jumping ahead. An emotion is something that--
P2: Hey, hey, hey, come on. I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything... You know, like "maternal" or "addiction."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 25, 2008, 04:59:11 AM
Not House!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Madman on January 25, 2008, 06:54:10 PM
is that your final answer?  :doh:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on January 25, 2008, 06:58:30 PM
Will and Grace - another one of those addictive laugh riot of a show.   Jack & Karen are toss ups on my favorites in that show.  :LOL:

Did I get it right?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on January 27, 2008, 12:07:56 AM
It's Will & Grace, good eye!

Ur turn ;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on January 28, 2008, 10:48:33 AM
Yay!  Here's something from the 80's.

I am your father. I brought you in this world, and I'll take you out.


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 29, 2008, 04:03:56 PM


'Sounds SOOO familiar, but all I can think of is "Three's Company," but I KNOW that's not it!...

 :bang:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on January 29, 2008, 05:06:01 PM
You're right.......That's not it.   :-X

1/30/08 Update: Hint.
Genre: Sitcom
Speaker's vocation: gynecologist
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 31, 2008, 12:39:34 AM


AHA!!

It took two + two tho!

Bill Cosby was on the Late Show last night! So that coupled withyour clue!:

The Bill Cosby Show!

(Awaiting confirmation, tho I'm pretty sure about that....)



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on January 31, 2008, 01:30:49 PM
Dr. Huxtable says ur up.  Serendipity with Cosby on the Late Show?

(btw, his follow on tag line to that was "and I can make another one just like you")

He also used it in one of his many stand-up monologues and recordings.  Been a big fan of his humor since he first appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show with his first routine called "Noah and The Lord."  Still a classic laugh riot.  Another classic was "The Chicken Heart That Ate New York City."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 31, 2008, 03:24:59 PM


I also remember his bit on playing football, and how everytime his team got the ball it seemed to always be "third and forty-seven!"  :siderofl:

Hmmm... Another TeeVee quotes, eh? ...

"Mom always says not to play ball in the house!"

Rating: Hard, but I've got one that a little easier to post if ppl are stumped, and a giveaway one after that!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 31, 2008, 06:19:28 PM
When I read that I thought of "Malcolm in the Middle".

I dont think Im right tho... :-\

Nope.

Sry, Sandoz....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 01, 2008, 08:49:49 PM


Hints:

- Corny + smarmy sitcom 1969-1974.

- "If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em, yecch!"

 . . .

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on February 02, 2008, 05:42:56 AM
The Brady Bunch?

I used to watch that after school a lot. Reruns. ;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 02, 2008, 07:23:06 AM
The Brady Bunch?

I used to watch that after school a lot. Reruns. ;D


... And still playing on the TVland channel!

You're up, JANE!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on February 02, 2008, 09:16:48 AM
"Oh, no! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Har, har, har. Mine is an evil laugh."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 04, 2008, 09:54:49 PM
"Oh, no! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Har, har, har. Mine is an evil laugh."



Hint?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on February 07, 2008, 03:15:20 AM
Instead of a hint, I decided on more quotes, because I love them. Not these quotes in particular, but I love the show. If we need actual hints then I'll be back!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

"See Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun."

P1: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?"
P2: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

"You wanna explain to me exactly why you got yourself all corpsified and mailed to me?"

P1: "Well, I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'."
P2: "No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking."

"Also, I can kill you with my brain."

P1: "I'm confused..."
P2: "You're asking yourself, if I've got the security codes, why don't I go in, grab it for myself. "
P1: "No, actually... I was wondering... WHAT'S SHE DOING ON THIS SHIP? Didn't she try to kill us?"
P2: "Please. Nobody died last time."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

There's really not a ton of killing in the show, it's just that most of these quotes have to do with killing. I just realized that...

^^ Oops, I guess there's a little hint after all. ;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 08, 2008, 12:19:08 AM


I hope that is/was it, cuz even after all those quotes I'm still clueless....

(Obviously I've never seen this TeeVee show?...)




Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on February 08, 2008, 03:49:16 AM
All_right, let's see...

This show has a good-sized fan base. Some of the fans are truly fanatical. They call themselves "Browncoats".

Regardless of how much people liked the show, it only lasted one season.

There was a movie.

(I'm the worst hinter)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 08, 2008, 01:06:27 PM


Well I never saw the show, because I didn't get that channel at the time! (But I've seen it in reruns a few times since I started getting that channel, and I DID see the movie....)

That'd be Firefly, right??

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Draucus on February 08, 2008, 09:09:29 PM
come on!!!
Plz be that!
I'm clueless and tired of waiting to see what it is.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on February 09, 2008, 03:18:54 AM
Yes it's Firefly and I love it! Everyone should definitely watch the show.

Whatcha got for us, Mxy!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 22, 2008, 02:23:15 AM
:bump:

he, mxy, I think ya still have to post a quote...

(and this may also hafta go to cogitative corner along with "movie quotes" and "music quotes", no?)

Gah!  yes, I haven't seen it because it wasn't moved.  (I'll have that corrected ASAP.)

Okay, so next is:

"Does everybody know what time it is?"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 22, 2008, 12:26:04 PM


GJ Sandoz!


Is yours "Rocky and His Friends?" (Wild guess....)



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on February 26, 2008, 06:10:25 PM
Ahhhhhhh  I just saw this thread.  Another favorite laugh riot.

"Dharma & Greg"  (spelling?)

OK lets try another one that always tickled my funny bone. (genre hint)

Death is just nature's way of telling you, "Hey, you're not alive anymore."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on February 28, 2008, 04:38:53 AM
Is it Dead Like Me? Because that show was ha-ha-larious!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on February 29, 2008, 06:20:19 PM
Nope   ^^ Good guess though.  I agree that show is another laugh riot mixed with enough
poignancy to keep it from being just another sitcom.

Hint? 
1. Genre - sitcom (speaking of)
2. The star started as a stand-up comedian (as most do) and did magic tricks, with his frequent "But wait, there's more."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: AR~Hiro P on March 03, 2008, 12:35:33 PM
Night Court...I think.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ImaybeU on March 03, 2008, 01:01:35 PM
Very good, Hiro.  You're up.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: AR~Hiro P on March 04, 2008, 07:10:35 PM
P1:  In any case, this is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat.  I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station.
P2:  It's a fair cop.
P1:  Stop talking to the camera!!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on March 04, 2008, 07:55:26 PM
Oh, I love Monty Python's Flying Circus!!!!  That's from that Crunchy Frog act, right?

Here's mine:

P1: "The guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi."
P2: "Why? What happens if you don't order right?"
P1: "He yells and you don't get your soup."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on March 05, 2008, 12:21:02 PM
Seinfeld! I have a T-shirt that says "No soup for you! One year!" Love it!

Let me think of a quote...

Okay!

This one might be tough. I have the impression that only a certain group of people during a short period of time watched this show. Maybe I'm wrong....

P1: "Once, my dad let me back his car out of the garage. Then he got mad at me."
P2: "Well Screech, your father was probably just nervous."
P1: "Well, he had a right to be - I forgot to open the garage door."
P3: "I hope your dad had "dork" insurance."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 05, 2008, 12:53:02 PM


Well, I can't say that I ever really WATCHED "Saved By The Bell," but I certainly do recognize the name that you included in there! (...And the 80s usage of "dork!"  :siderofl: That's SOOO five minutes ago!  ;D )

"I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on March 05, 2008, 01:05:33 PM
AAAAARRRRRGGGGG-UH! I even told myself that I'd have to take out the name! Doh, doh, doh!

And I don't know your quote. ;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 06, 2008, 08:27:08 AM
that would be Wilma from the Flinstones haha

Ok here is mine good luck.



"Hey, World, I'm alive. And these pants are washable."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 13, 2008, 09:46:45 AM
that would be Wilma from the Flinstones haha

Ok here is mine good luck.



"Hey, World, I'm alive. And these pants are washable."

Okay, it's been waaay past THREE days, so...


Hint or new one pls....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 14, 2008, 08:42:31 AM
That was 3rd rock from the sun


Here is the new one

 man #1 Halt! Who goes there?
man #2 The man's naked!
man #3Come on, @@@@@ , put on a dress or something!
man #4 Or at least a slip!




HERE IS  A HINT    HE WEARS WOMENS CLOTHING TO TRY AND GET OUT OF THE ARMY.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 17, 2008, 07:41:36 PM
Mash???
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 18, 2008, 09:05:46 AM
yepper ur turn
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 18, 2008, 12:41:48 PM
Mash???

GAH!

'Makes sense now! (I can hear the characters saying the lines, and see them confronting Klinger on guard duty!)

Nice catch, snowkiller!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 18, 2008, 03:29:01 PM
p1: Bail set out to $90,000.
p2 Wispers in p3 ear

p3: It is requested by my client that bail is set to an even million.

p4: Oh my god.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 19, 2008, 05:02:41 AM
That would be Monk lol stupid OCD lol
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 19, 2008, 12:01:53 PM
yes it would your turn
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 19, 2008, 05:09:25 PM
: I'm, uh, I'm waiting for someone.
: Door's broke. Fifth time or so it won't open.
: Maybe there's a penny stuck in there.
: Why a penny?
: I don't know...
: D'you stick a penny in there?
: No, no, I was just making small talk.
: If I find a penny in there... I'm takin' you down.

This is the from one of the funniest shows ever.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_LËÕ on March 20, 2008, 04:26:16 AM
SCRUBS lol i love the janitor  i think i got it =)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 20, 2008, 05:02:07 AM
You are correct
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_LËÕ on March 20, 2008, 05:27:21 AM
ok    p1: many years ago they say that there was a cow who 1 day tasted chicken flesh and went bad now when ever the moon is red  she comes gown form her mountan to drink the blood of the innocent                                                                                                                   p2: your talking about a cow ....                                                                                                                                                                                 p1:yea i know silly isn't it
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 20, 2008, 08:09:39 AM
wat in the world i have no clue lol
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_LËÕ on March 21, 2008, 07:34:57 PM
ok it was ezy but  ist malcom in the middle  nert person how wants to have a go can try ::)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_LËÕ on March 22, 2008, 12:09:12 AM
OOH! was that Otto talking about the cow?
yep 
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 24, 2008, 03:40:56 AM
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 _idk__idk__idk__idk_ _idk__idk__idk__idk_ _idk__idk__idk__idk_ _idk__idk__idk__idk_
 _idk__idk__idk__idk_ _idk__idk__idk__idk_ _idk__idk__idk__idk_ _idk__idk__idk__idk_
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 24, 2008, 12:24:22 PM
Well I guess I'll make the next quote.

(they are all the same person):

"You smell like dead bunnies!"

"My sash says 'Ultraman'!"

"Go banana!"

Wow, not a clue, ... and I even KNOW WHO ULTRAMAN IS, TOO!  :embarrassed:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 24, 2008, 04:49:19 PM
simpsons???
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 25, 2008, 11:02:36 AM
sweet



I edited out your entire quote. If a quote has swearing in it, it should NOT be posted on the forums, blanked out or not. Please steer away from such quotes in future, Snowkiller. PM me if you have a question/comment. ~BFM_Hydra

PS: For the record, the quote is from House ::)  :love: (Yes...I have a sense of humour!)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on March 28, 2008, 05:21:05 AM
Please post a new quote Snowkiller when you see this. Thanks.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 28, 2008, 10:46:56 AM
p1: [in Sunday School with several children during story time] And when you die, you go to a wonderful place called heaven
[children gasp in delight, p1 starts laughing]
p1: Nah, I'm just jackin' ya, you'll all rot in the ground.
[children look horrified]
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: RUSTY0 on March 28, 2008, 11:44:49 AM

  Most of you wont remember this : I don't think you got a very good look at this gun while you had it. The balance is perfect. This trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. If you look carefully in the barrel you'll see the lines of the rifling. It's a rarity in a hand weapon. This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration?

Hint 1957 and  my all time favorite classy western (!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 28, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
BFM_RUSTY0 You must've missed it somehow, but we're still on snowkiller's Sunday School situated one....

... Which I do not know....  :'(


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 28, 2008, 11:56:47 PM
good guess but no
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 29, 2008, 04:31:57 AM
simpsons?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: RUSTY0 on March 29, 2008, 09:12:23 AM
oops sry :embarrassed:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 29, 2008, 09:24:17 AM
simpsons?



hint: your really close
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 29, 2008, 12:06:40 PM
it kinda sounds like something Bender would say from futurama so thats my guess Futurama?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 29, 2008, 01:25:46 PM
lol no but its getting there
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fralalala on March 29, 2008, 01:36:29 PM
Family Guy.. ?

Sounds a lot like Peter Griffin to me...


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 29, 2008, 02:06:20 PM
there you go thats the right answer
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fralalala on March 29, 2008, 04:42:59 PM
Ok.. I'll add a clue for this one.

Very popular British sitcom.

“You name something and I’ll tell you an interesting fact about it. Sort of trivia or something.”
“What sort of thing?”
“Anything!”
“...cows?”
“Cows. Cows have got four stomachs. Alright? You said cows. Choose anything.”
“Lemons?”
“Lemons?!”
“Well I can choose something else-”
“No you said lemons, er, pound for pound there’s more sugar in a lemon than in a strawberry.”


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 29, 2008, 05:05:35 PM
its the office my parents like that show
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fralalala on March 29, 2008, 05:12:02 PM
Sure is.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 30, 2008, 01:35:31 AM
P1: Does he not know?

P2: He does not know?

P3: He knows not?

P2: Knows not does he.

P3: Not he knows?

P1: Enough! ###, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and all that will exist rests with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.

P4: Oh snap!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 30, 2008, 02:11:51 AM


'Sounds a lot like "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" to me, but not the TV version, what with "Oh snap" in there....

? ? ?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 30, 2008, 04:10:19 AM
nope although i love that movie its hilarious
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 30, 2008, 09:27:44 AM
there only one show that i know that says oh snap an thats:


my name is earl
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 30, 2008, 12:31:59 PM
nope thats not it either. hint: one of the characters has an older great great grandson.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fralalala on March 30, 2008, 12:42:48 PM
Futurama?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on March 30, 2008, 04:16:57 PM
That would be the one ur up
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fralalala on March 31, 2008, 10:19:18 AM
Ok. If you don't get this straight away you'll never get it...


"I'm Ol' Gregg!!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: AR~Hiro P on March 31, 2008, 11:24:57 AM
Wow...that's esoteric there!!!  I doubt many from outside the UK would get this one.  I had a cousin send a link to me a few years ago.

Ummm...I'm almost afraid to post the answer as any clip from the actual show couldn't be posted here.

The Mighty Boosh, The legend of Old Gregg

Ok, moving on...

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Hint in the post itself.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Floyd on March 31, 2008, 06:33:31 PM
The Red Green show, the ONLY time I ever watch PBS.

Man: Well, what are you gonna do, you can't teach an old dingbat new tricks.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 02, 2008, 02:43:29 PM
my name is earl? i dont know you need more lines.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 03, 2008, 09:07:07 AM
is that ur only guess u use snow lol  :siderofl:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 03, 2008, 12:23:12 PM
well i meant another guess but i forgot it so i put that down.

King of the hill???
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Floyd on April 06, 2008, 09:07:59 AM
Man1: Well, what are you gonna do, you can't teach an old dingbat new tricks.



man 2: You got me, Ma, Gloria and Joey.
man1 : Aw geez what a bunch that is: A meathead, A dingbat, a woman's lib and a bald headed kid.

If this dosnt help ill put more up later tonight.
(the name drop should help for the older folks)


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fralalala on April 07, 2008, 08:06:51 AM
Is it...

Joey?

I'm pretty sure Joey and Gloria are both characters, lol.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Floyd on April 07, 2008, 10:31:53 AM
nope, it was All in the Family. someone else can post
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 07, 2008, 12:10:27 PM
wow i never herd of that before.

p1: You wanted it to be a surprise.
p2: Oh, my God.
p1p2  in all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best, my best...
[crying]
p1: There's a reason why girls don't do this.
p2: Okay, okay I'll do it. I thought, wait I can do this, I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. p1, will you marry me?
p2: Yes.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 07, 2008, 07:43:39 PM
yes it is.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: symbiote on April 07, 2008, 08:05:17 PM
ive got 1...  an easy 1 but its such a classic

"Say hello to my little friend"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 08, 2008, 06:21:21 AM
hmmmm is it scarface ???? lol
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 08, 2008, 11:04:29 PM
hmmmm is it scarface ???? lol


I can say this with surety: It sure is!

(Somehow I never saw that post!  ::)  :-\ )



Yur up, MouseMan Ratboy (cutter!)! Sandoz!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fralalala on April 09, 2008, 02:15:42 AM
I think Sandoz is first because Symbiote cut in...

;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 09, 2008, 07:38:36 AM
that is true Sandoz ur up
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: symbiote on April 09, 2008, 08:32:38 AM
haha  good one KENNY!  who doesnt love south park ?!!!  btw sorry about the cut-in... i should have read more of this thread b4 i just posted   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 09, 2008, 10:11:03 AM


okay, now I have one!:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"


Oh, wait, it's symbiote's turn now!....


 ;)

(NP!, j/k!  I'm an imp from the 5th dimension, you see....)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 13, 2008, 07:43:21 PM
we need help
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 14, 2008, 01:11:30 PM


>TIMEOUT<

I'll restart things:


P1: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
P2: Oh, <P1>... hours.


And, since that's not really enough:

P1: I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 14, 2008, 02:46:10 PM
house???
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on April 14, 2008, 05:08:10 PM


okay, now I have one!:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"


Oh, wait, it's symbiote's turn now!....


 ;)

(NP!, j/k!  I'm an imp from the 5th dimension, you see....)





Being from the 5th dimension doesn't mean that you can interrupt other's turns Mxy.



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on April 14, 2008, 09:35:16 PM
I was being sarcastic :P, making a pun on his 5th dimension joke.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 14, 2008, 10:44:58 PM
house???

Nope.


...And here it's not the "five second rule," it's the "five DAY rule!"  (T'was close enough for me!)   :winkgrin:




Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 17, 2008, 06:26:31 AM
Need more hints or new question lol  :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 17, 2008, 12:57:27 PM
is it family matters sounds like it urkel wanting laura lol
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 17, 2008, 02:06:02 PM



K, s'been the alloted two+ days so here's more quotes as a BIG hint:

P5: [Brandishing a battleaxe] "I haven't used this baby since the taxman was here!"

and

[siren]
P1: Mail's in.
[creaking lid]
P2: Why thank you, T****.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 17, 2008, 03:25:47 PM
ITS THE ADDAMS FAMILY RIGHT
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 17, 2008, 05:52:44 PM
ITS THE ADDAMS FAMILY RIGHT



YUP!



Yur up, RatBoy!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 18, 2008, 03:48:05 AM
P1: Come on, xxxxx, he doesn't even have a gun.

P2: Oh, well, you two will be great friends, then. He doesn't have a gun, and you didn't bring any ammo!

P1: Hey, thanks, kiss-butt If I wanna take guarding tips from the guy that lost our last prisoner, I'll be sure to ask you!

P3: [to P2]: Oh, man, that is a burn! Dude, you just got burned! Burned, dude, burned!

P2: Oh shut up.... Your armour's pink.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: symbiote on April 18, 2008, 08:13:40 AM
sounds a lil like somethin they'd say on "That 70's Show"  ?
btw... sry bout my lil afk there.... im also just startin to get familar with these boards   :winkgrin:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 18, 2008, 09:31:41 AM
no not that 70's show read it some more its really easyone
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 18, 2008, 02:58:50 PM
yes it is red vs blue its a show lol and its been on tv before not much it has lol

anywho your up  bfm_sandoz
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 19, 2008, 10:07:37 AM
spongebob??
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 19, 2008, 04:14:23 PM
oh come on i know you can do better  :winkgrin: ;D :winkgrin: ;D :winkgrin:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 19, 2008, 06:19:26 PM
ok here is an easy one

P1: Happy Happy

P2: Joy Joy

P2: Happy Happy

P1: Joy Joy
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 19, 2008, 06:47:48 PM


Ren & Stimpy!!!


My BUDS!

I LOVED that 'toon!

I'll wait to be sure, tho....



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 19, 2008, 07:04:26 PM
yepper
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 20, 2008, 04:18:07 AM


Okay, this one may be a tough one, so I'm using a "giveaway" quote!:

[The stun gun that was supposed to kill the mummy didn't work....]
P1: You said the stun gun would knock out that thing for an hour. ONE HOUR!
P2: It's possible we didn't... fully appreciate... the mummy's background.
P1: Ok, forget the stun gun. I want a C-4 grenade. I want a Bazooka. I want an Anti-Tank Missle!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on April 28, 2008, 02:48:55 AM
thinking we mite need some clues or a new question been a while lol
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on April 28, 2008, 03:56:09 AM
Missile*


Hm..StarGate SG1? Not really sure.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 28, 2008, 04:00:34 PM


Nope.

Hint & another quote:

Hint 1: A short-lived (2 season!) show sorta like Men In Black, only with different beasts, not aliens.

Hint 2: Set in Chicago, USA.

Hint 3: Everyone in my house ('cept Wifey) LOVED IT!  ;)  :P


Quote 2:

P1: What are you two so happy about?
Lead 1: We just saved some guy's life, killed some vicious murdering L***s and blew up something big. I'd call that a pretty good night.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 29, 2008, 11:26:23 PM



Oh MY!

I hadn't realized just how long this one's been up!

Sorry!   :embarrassed:

That was Special Unit 2.

(Now I know why it got cancelled I guess, hunh?  ::)  :winkgrin: )


First to post next is up!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 30, 2008, 12:04:31 PM
P1:what are you doing in canada?
P2:what are you doing in canada?
p3: were part of a high school terrerest team... team wisconson!
p4:me speak no english
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: JinRoh on May 01, 2008, 10:33:08 AM
That 70's Show



"[A]: According to [D], what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?

 : Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!

 [A]: That is correct.

 [C]: The Irish gig guy?!

 [D]: His legs flail about as if independent of his body!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on May 01, 2008, 10:14:31 PM
is that friends??
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: JinRoh on May 02, 2008, 08:39:17 AM
Yep, from "The One With the Embryos"

Your up now Ratboy.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on May 03, 2008, 03:45:39 AM
cool ok here it is

"I'm the baby, gotta love me!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on May 07, 2008, 05:02:11 AM
well been a few days and still no answer and i cant think of any clues so ill tell u

its from Dinosaurs old tv show for me anyway back in the 80's
whoever wants next go can have it.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on May 07, 2008, 12:05:55 PM
p1: i have meltdown fever!
p2: i have down syndrom!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on May 10, 2008, 05:50:09 PM
it was the simpsons

next poster your up
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: l4nc3r on May 11, 2008, 08:51:01 PM
1: Count me out, I say we've been polished enough.
2: What!
1: You're going to polish us off to a dull finish!
2: Grrrrr! Let's see if your reflexes work as good as your mouth!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on May 14, 2008, 11:14:48 PM


S'been three days.

Hint, clue, or new one, pls....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on May 19, 2008, 08:31:52 PM


K!  WAAAAAY timed-out waiting for l4nc3r!

Next:

"Let me see now. A six letter word for rat.... M-A-S-T-E-R."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on May 29, 2008, 05:43:28 PM
New one please Mxy? Not even a guess.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on May 31, 2008, 12:49:13 AM


Another quote + a hint then, it's too classic to just give it up....

"All I do is think and blink."

Hint: Caused a big stir with censors due to exposing her navel on TV! (Oh MY!  :o )

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on May 31, 2008, 08:55:07 AM
janet jacksons superbowl half time show???
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on May 31, 2008, 04:33:57 PM
i dream of jeanie
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 01, 2008, 12:22:45 AM
i dream of jeanie



"I Dream of Jeannie" is correct!


Yur up, Ratboy!!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on June 01, 2008, 03:20:33 PM
ok here is a very easy one

What you talkin about ******!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on June 01, 2008, 03:44:12 PM
aghhh i know it but i cant think of it.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 02, 2008, 10:39:31 PM
ok here is a very easy one

What you talkin about ******!

All I know is the word to fill in the blank.  I have NO IDEA what show it's from!

"What you talkin' 'bout Willis?!"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Ratboy on June 03, 2008, 07:13:03 PM
Thats good enough lol because now i cant think of it and i put it up there lol :bang: :bang: :doh: :doh:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on June 03, 2008, 07:48:01 PM

I remember now it's Gary Coleman, no idea what the show was called.


[Edit]: looked it up, it was Different Strokes.

Ok, Mxy you're up, no more "easy" ones like that one please.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 04, 2008, 03:38:52 PM


ROFL x2! ^^   ^^!

Okay, this one's going to be either really EASY for someone out there, or really HARD for you ALL!:


"Pack up your knives and leave(/go home.)"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on June 04, 2008, 06:01:18 PM
Uggh, you are right, that's easy.  In reality TV, they always say the same things.

Top Chef

She says "please" before that sentence, though.

Anyways:

"Good Mo-o-o-o-orning, _______!"
*Falls on floor* *chuckles*
"Well, you've certainly improved, _______.  I'm impressed that you were able to ward off my "Welcome Home" kick!"

Easy, if you're keeping up with your manga.  :winkgrin:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on June 06, 2008, 10:24:45 AM
yep, your turn.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Bonessi on June 10, 2008, 05:20:22 PM
Batman?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on June 10, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
omg its superman!!! right?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on June 11, 2008, 08:19:04 AM
harvey birdman?.......


what is superman??? stock broker???
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on June 11, 2008, 11:02:45 AM
p1: im p2

p2: no you're not, i am. that bird is a lier.

p1: im p2

p3: this is my pet spider.

p2: if that was mine i would make a fur coat out of it.

p1 [ in a day dream]: im going to buy stuff im p2, use my credit card

p2: put that phone down!

p3: what?

p2: that bird tried to buy sruff with my credit card.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on June 15, 2008, 08:57:18 AM
ok, heres anothers quotes

p1:last week p2 gave an unfavorable review to the movie meet the parents now here p3 for a review of p2's review.
p3: what did you say about my movie.
p2: its just you saying youre going to meet me youre going to meet.
p3: thats not what i do.
p2 yes it is
p3: no its not
p2: yes it is
p3: you try to hard.... so is that what i do?
p2: no sir.
p1: for im p1
p3: and im p2.
p1: have a plesant today and tomorrow.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on January 14, 2009, 11:52:37 AM
looky what i found, i guess ill help you guys again since its been over 120 days.

ill just tell you that, the answer is saturday night live


k someone new can go.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Bob Marley on January 14, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
P1:  Did this happen on company property?

P2:  It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.

P1:  I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.

P2:  Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on January 14, 2009, 07:53:54 PM

The Office?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Bob Marley on January 14, 2009, 09:37:28 PM
Yep.  :)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on January 15, 2009, 02:39:44 PM

P1: Go ahead, insult me like you always do.
P2: Too easy. When you least expect it...

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on January 15, 2009, 05:42:28 PM
That's surely going to be a comedy duo... Morecambe and Wise??

Which reminds me...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 17, 2009, 03:31:46 PM

Nope!

It's a popular US sitcom.

 :bump:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on February 20, 2009, 09:11:42 AM
It'll probably take Kiwi another month to respond to that one too. Anyway, the answer's not Two-and-a-half Men either...

New quote Kiwi??
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 22, 2009, 12:15:14 AM

Nope.  It's scrubs.  JD and the janitor.

Hmmm... I'll think of another one then.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 22, 2009, 12:32:26 PM

Try this one.

P1:  Sooo.....first plane crash?
P2:  How could you tell?
P1:  Ah, you can always spot the newbies.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 23, 2009, 12:05:14 PM


Watched ONE episode, but I'll bet it's "Lost?" (An appropriate title, methinks!  :LOL: )

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 23, 2009, 12:16:30 PM

omg, we have a winner!  yay, yer go Mxy

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on February 23, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
omg i thought that was wrong, gosh im soo mad.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 23, 2009, 04:07:40 PM

P1: "Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!"
P2: "Again?"
<Pulls a lion out of hat!> Lion: "RAOWR!"
P1: "Oops! Wrong hat!"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 23, 2009, 04:18:02 PM

Rocky and Bullwinkle isn't it?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on February 23, 2009, 05:52:54 PM
family guy
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 23, 2009, 09:22:02 PM

Rocky and Bullwinkle isn't it?


'Didn't know you were THAT OLD, Kiwi!!


Yur up!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 23, 2009, 09:31:50 PM

oh yeah, I'm exactly that old.   Natasha, vee must get sqvirrel


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 23, 2009, 10:39:27 PM

Ok, this should be easy.  I'm paraphrasing here:

I need the schematics for this building, including all the elevator shafts, ventilation and alarm systems.   Then I need you to get a list of everyone using city buses this afternoon - cross reference that with all cellphone calls in and out of a 5 mile radius of this building, got it?  Download it to my PDA in 5 minutes.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on February 24, 2009, 02:36:33 AM
Uggh, I remember this one...
The Matrix?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 24, 2009, 02:55:39 AM

That would be a good guess over in the Movie Quotes thread  :P

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on February 24, 2009, 03:07:44 AM
CSI?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 24, 2009, 03:18:18 AM

I was thinking.....

   24


someone else go  ;D

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on February 24, 2009, 03:57:32 AM
Bah. I guessed that it was one of those annoyingly similar (and imo rubbish) new programs :P
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 24, 2009, 07:13:39 AM


GAH!  Kiwi!  You gave it away too soon!!!

I woulda had it!!  :'(


Okay, next:

"When you're ******, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in."

...

"You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend..."


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Nemi on February 24, 2009, 09:05:33 AM
Burn Notice?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 24, 2009, 11:20:39 AM
Burn Notice?


We Have A WINNER!


Yur up, Nemi!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Nemi on February 24, 2009, 02:48:35 PM
Im not that good with TV shows so i think i'll pass :embarrassing:. Someone else figure out something :keke:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 24, 2009, 04:28:47 PM
Im not that good with TV shows so i think i'll pass :embarrassing:. Someone else figure out something :keke:

Okay!:

[about Ford GT40] "Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that's a question I've never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on February 24, 2009, 05:10:14 PM
Top Gear?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Nemi on February 25, 2009, 01:07:48 AM
Top Gear?
+1
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on February 25, 2009, 01:57:06 AM
I just took a guess at the first show to cross my mind. (I think that it sounds like Jeremy Clarkson.)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 25, 2009, 02:49:05 PM
Top Gear?


COORRRECT-O!


"Europe" again, saes!  :winkgrin:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on February 26, 2009, 08:55:00 PM
I'll pass (Top Gear is just about the only TV program that I watch :D )
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on February 27, 2009, 04:00:23 PM
i got you a hard one  :muah:




From the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 28, 2009, 01:00:56 AM

ABC Sports??


Monday Night Football?


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on February 28, 2009, 09:31:03 AM
no, but close
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 28, 2009, 11:25:55 AM

I don't know about a TV show, but that frozen tundra stuff goes back to the championship game against the cowboys in the 60's.  The Cowboys defence were trying to dig in to prevent the Packers from scoring, but the ground was frozen solid.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 28, 2009, 12:25:53 PM


It's GOT to be some sports broadcast, but I swear I've heard that line uttered more than once on TV....

Was it some ESPN broadcast? (I never thought about it, but are there "shows" on ESPN?!?! I just think of them as "sports coverage.....")



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on February 28, 2009, 02:03:55 PM
mxy youre close enough its your turn


BTW the real name is sportscenter
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on February 28, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
mxy youre close enough its your turn


BTW the real name is sportscenter

Ya, I guess SportsCenter IS a "show!"

Ugh!

I had one set for the next one and I forgot what it was! .  .    .


AHA!:

P1: Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way!

P2: I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do...

P1: You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! And then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Nemi on March 01, 2009, 04:44:56 AM
Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 01, 2009, 01:30:14 PM
Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

Yep!

(I wanted to post a quote by my fav', carl, but, um, he's always a bit "too racy" for "general consumption!")


Yur up, Nemi!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Nemi on March 02, 2009, 03:20:54 AM
P1: Hi, I would like to buy a watch, please.
P2: Well, you came to the right place.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 02, 2009, 04:01:10 PM
nooo! thats too hard! many shows have that!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: D3ad-Eye on March 02, 2009, 05:18:05 PM
MacGyver ?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Nemi on March 03, 2009, 12:14:53 AM
Yep, your turn.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: D3ad-Eye on March 04, 2009, 04:43:11 PM
"A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 04, 2009, 04:47:32 PM
That's gotta be M*A*S*H*!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: D3ad-Eye on March 04, 2009, 06:26:59 PM
aww too fast but gj ur turn
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 05, 2009, 01:58:30 PM
Hmm... I don't watch TV much...

"Anything can happen in the next half-hour." [repeatedly throughout show.]
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on March 05, 2009, 02:23:10 PM
STINGRAAAAAAAYYYYY.........................STINGRAY!
              duh duh duh da dur dur dur da!
                    STINGRAAAAAAYYYYYY...........................................................STINGRAY!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 05, 2009, 02:24:12 PM
yup!! off yer go!!

and may I just say what great taste you have!!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on March 05, 2009, 02:37:30 PM
Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement.
or
We have three realistic alternatives: One, sit here and get blown up. Two, stand here and get blown up. Three, jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up.

same show.
Fraggle
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 05, 2009, 03:24:45 PM
Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement.
or
We have three realistic alternatives: One, sit here and get blown up. Two, stand here and get blown up. Three, jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up.

same show.
Fraggle

Hunh??  What does "same show." mean here?!?

Cuzza those quotes are from Red Dwarf....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on March 05, 2009, 03:53:41 PM
same show means my 2 quotes are from the same show...... not that I'm posting quotes from the same show I just guessed the answer to, cause that would be stoopid  :siderofl:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on March 05, 2009, 03:54:25 PM
btw, yerr-up Mxy
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 05, 2009, 09:26:08 PM


"Book him, Dan-o!"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 05, 2009, 09:58:24 PM

Hawaii 5-0

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 06, 2009, 11:49:53 AM

Hawaii 5-0


Awwww!

I was hoping ImaybeU (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=893) would get that one first!  :-\


 :winkgrin:


Yur up, Kiwi!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 06, 2009, 12:12:40 PM

Pork chops and applesauce, that's swell!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ColWlkr on March 06, 2009, 12:29:39 PM

Pork chops and applesauce, that's swell!


The brady bunch! Peter :XD:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 06, 2009, 05:21:13 PM
 :neckbeard:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ColWlkr on March 09, 2009, 12:57:08 PM
    P1: P2, you have to believe me.
    P2: Why?
    P1: "Why." Well because, oh I don't know, the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance?
    P2: You know, that old chestnut is getting a little... old.
    P1: No, no, that part never gets old. Now, you have to let me go!
    P2: [jokingly] You know I hate being told what to do.
    P1: P2, it's me!
    P2: [shouting] What, that's supposed to convince me?! Look at you!
    P1: Have I ever let you down? No, don't answer that, have I ever let you down when it really mattered?

    P2: How do you know that?
    P1: Hello!? Merlin!
    P2 [mockingly]: Oh yes. Merlin!
    P1 [frustrated]: P2, I wish I had proof. I wish I had a way to convince you, but I don't. Now this was the only choice I had and I took it. It's a good plan, it-it just happens to hinge on you guys believing in me, having a little faith. Now, I thought you of all people might!
    P2: Why!? You of all people should know that, I don't believe anything anybody says, even if I understand what they're talking about!

    P1: No, it’s me. Merlin’s gone. He sacrificed himself for this to work.
    P2: Yeah? Prove it.
    [P1 makes a motion like a Jedi Mind Trick, nothing happens]
    P2: What the .. what was that?
    P1: If I was Merlin, you would know.


Hopefully someone will get it :P And no cheating! >_>
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 09, 2009, 01:12:09 PM
Oh, I don't know... since you seem to be obsessed with Stargate... is it ABC News Stargate??
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 09, 2009, 06:20:40 PM
Oh, I don't know... since you seem to be obsessed with Stargate... is it ABC News Stargate??

As a Star-Gate Geek myself I can confirm that you are one too, Jim-FC (but just in denial!)

Yur up!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 09, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
LOL I've never seen it once, I just had an inspired guess :P :P :P :P :P :P

OK...

"F.A.B!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 09, 2009, 10:07:22 PM

Thunderbirds!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 10, 2009, 02:58:07 AM

It is rather difficult being rich. If it wasn't for the money, I'd rather be poor

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 14, 2009, 08:23:43 PM
Clue??

That or new quote.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 14, 2009, 08:38:05 PM

Old American comedy.  Character was very rich.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 15, 2009, 08:19:08 AM

Old American comedy.  Character was very rich.



Well DUH!  ::)   :doh:

 :winkgrin:


Beverly Hillbillies??

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 15, 2009, 12:39:19 PM

hint:  Lovey

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 15, 2009, 02:55:54 PM

hint:  Lovey


Gilligan's Island??

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 15, 2009, 03:37:17 PM

Yep!

(funny how these seem so obvious when you know the answer, and so completely not obvious when you don't.   or something.)

Yer go little buddy!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 15, 2009, 10:06:29 PM


"Lovey" was good clue, tho!  That's the only show that came to mind when you posted that!



"I hate to clip your feathers, Artemus, but please – just look the part. Restrain yourself."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 30, 2009, 08:56:49 PM


Wow.

A hint or some such is WAAAY overdue!:

Okay, another quote:

"That's why Washington* has sent us brave gents here: to find the killers, round them up, and get the railroad moving again."

* Meaning the U.S. Government.

and a couple hints!:

About a duo of Secret Service agents...

Who live on a train.



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 30, 2009, 09:45:01 PM
Wild Wild West!

omg, blast from the past!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 30, 2009, 10:12:39 PM
Wild Wild West!

omg, blast from the past!


YUP!

(I didn't want to hint at how OLD that was tho!  :winkgrin: )

Yur up, Kiwi!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 31, 2009, 01:30:49 AM

Ok, you want an old show?

Wiiillllbuurrrr..

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on March 31, 2009, 02:29:44 AM
Mr Ed!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 31, 2009, 02:36:38 AM

NOPE!







Well, yes, actually.  Your turn!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on March 31, 2009, 03:01:25 AM
I've seen one episode of this show, so I don't know how recognizable this quote will be. I DO know I reallyreally want to watch more of it. Hilarious!

P1: So, how'd it go with Leslie?
P2: Oh, we tried kissing, but the earth didn't move… I mean any more than the 383 miles it was gonna move anyway!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on April 05, 2009, 11:29:07 PM
All right, maybe no one's seen it. More quotes!


I know that moving all day can be stressful and I just thought that good neighbors and some Indian food might be just what you need. Plus, curry is a natural laxative and I don't need to tell you that a clean colon is one less thing to worry about.


Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.


P1: At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions to get the math to work.
P2: I didn't invent them. They're there.
P1: Yeah? In what universe?
P2: In all of them, that's the point!




Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on April 05, 2009, 11:31:27 PM
Lol. No idea, but I want to see it :XD:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 06, 2009, 02:42:20 PM


I'm just guessing here, as I've not seen - nor will I ever see! - it, but it sounds like that new show "Big Bang Theory?..."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on April 06, 2009, 05:58:24 PM
Why won't you ever see it? And yes, you're right.


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 06, 2009, 09:26:26 PM
Why won't you ever see it? And yes, you're right.



I've seen enough sitcoms in my life now, TYVM! (Although for some strange reason I still enjoy one: Two and a Half Men!)


P1: Xxxxx, we have a situation here that needs your special talents. Are you free?
P2: No man is free who works for a living. But, I'm available.

and

"It's a handicap isn't it? Being so obviously American?"

and a hint: 1960s....



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 10, 2009, 11:55:36 AM


Two more hints:

1) One of the two main actors now plays a regular role in the TV show "NCIS," and

2) In the quoted show they played spies....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 11, 2009, 05:57:20 PM



Awwww, really???


Final (painful) hint, then:

P2's name is Illya Kuryakin....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on April 17, 2009, 08:25:44 PM


No one here ever watched...

The Man From U.N.C.L.E?!?!


 :-\



First to see this may post one, pls....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TriKstA on April 18, 2009, 08:32:15 PM
"Love is between a man a women, not a man and a sandwich"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on April 18, 2009, 08:38:59 PM

Simpsons?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TriKstA on April 18, 2009, 08:48:38 PM
Good guess, does seem like a homer quote...but no. 
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 18, 2009, 09:46:46 PM
friends?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 18, 2009, 09:47:15 PM
friends?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TriKstA on April 18, 2009, 09:55:04 PM
Nope.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Miser on April 18, 2009, 10:12:13 PM
Seinfeld?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TriKstA on April 18, 2009, 10:29:29 PM
Correct!  Your up.  :winkgrin:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Miser on April 18, 2009, 10:48:58 PM
ok, this is an old one

"Well Excuse me Princess"  - pronounced "Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on April 20, 2009, 03:27:28 AM
Well I was gonna say Harrison Ford in Star Wars.

But it's TV Series.

Doh!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Doppelgänger on April 20, 2009, 05:10:09 AM


Legend of Zelda?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Miser on April 20, 2009, 06:23:41 AM
yup, gj glacier

ur turn
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Doppelgänger on April 21, 2009, 02:59:49 PM


Here we go...Hope I don't mess it up on how I typed it out. 



(The character is RANTING while saying this to their co-workers, in the tv show)

     If we don’t find a way out of this soon, I am going to lose it. 

     Loose it; it means go crazy…Nuts, Insane, Bonzo

     No longer in position of one’s facilities.

     Three fries short of a happy meal…WACKO (SCREAMING)!



Have at it all!!



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on April 21, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
The Office?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Doppelgänger on April 21, 2009, 04:40:14 PM
Sorry that's not it...

      This isn't an easy one...I am not sure if I should give hints or not.  I know, it hasn't been posted that long...


Glaçïєr
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on April 21, 2009, 05:52:11 PM
If there is no correct answer in 48 hours after post it would probably be good to post a hint :) Let the others see it first, there are lots of people from different time zones.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Doppelgänger on April 27, 2009, 12:45:09 PM

Ok, here is a hint...in the end, while ranting...the character holds up a plate. On the plate is a smiley face out of catchup and mustard. 

Does this help anyone?

_________________________

(The character is RANTING while saying this to their co-workers, in the tv show)

     If we don’t find a way out of this soon, I am going to lose it.

     Loose it; it means go crazy…Nuts, Insane, Bonzo

     No longer in position of one’s facilities.

     Three fries short of a happy meal…WACKO (SCREAMING)!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on May 11, 2009, 06:48:02 PM

:bump:

anyone?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Muzak on May 11, 2009, 07:30:00 PM
Wow, it's been awhile...

That 70's show?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_ColWlkr on May 14, 2009, 03:14:37 AM
STARGATE SG-!  :neckbeard: :dance: :neckbeard: :dance: :neckbeard: :dance: :neckbeard: :dance:

Specifically, the episode Window of Opportunity :D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on May 14, 2009, 03:26:12 AM
ColWlkr would know...LOL!


Now that you mention it, it was so obvious!  :doh:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Doppelgänger on May 15, 2009, 04:15:18 AM


I figured one of you sci fi guys or gals would have figured it out sooner. 

Yes, it is:

- Window of Opportunity - Season 4
   While eating and talking with Teal'c, Col Jake O'Neill expresses a wee bit of frustration at being stuck in a time loop. 


Good on ya, ColWlkr...

Glaçïer
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Muzak on May 15, 2009, 01:55:56 PM
- Window of Opportunity - Season 4
   While eating and talking with Teal'c, Col Jake O'Neill expresses a wee bit of frustration at being stuck in a time loop. 


Oh, is that the one where they're golfing into the stargate and learning how to juggle and all that?  lol  Gotta watch that series again.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Nemesis on May 19, 2009, 03:22:53 AM
Man i wish i looked at this thread sooner! That is 1 of my favourite episodes
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on May 28, 2009, 05:24:30 PM
Anyone else wanna have a go? ColWlkr seemed to have forgotten and I'm not really into the TV quotes game, lol.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Exodus on May 28, 2009, 05:39:36 PM
Aww Walker I could have got that one too. ;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_SüprM@ñ on June 13, 2009, 02:07:09 AM
Anyone else wanna have a go? ColWlkr seemed to have forgotten and I'm not really into the TV quotes game, lol.

Spam much!? XD
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on June 13, 2009, 04:32:21 AM
Well, I'll put one up then.

"...The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on June 13, 2009, 04:50:07 AM

Who's Line is it Anyway?


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on June 13, 2009, 05:38:54 AM
I'm going to be mean and say "no" because you misspelled it.

:P

Whose (http://Whose) Line is it Anyway?  :P

Anyway, your go Kiwi.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on June 13, 2009, 12:53:10 PM

 :embarrassing:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 14, 2009, 09:28:59 PM
I'm going to be mean and say "no" because you misspelled it.

:P

Whose (http://Whose) Line is it Anyway?  :P

Anyway, your go Kiwi.



Kiwi was referring to the Dr. Seuss version....



(YW, Kiwi!)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TrûnkMonke¥ on June 18, 2009, 06:39:18 PM
4 days and Kiwi is a no show, is it all right if I take a stab at it?

"Oh, the humanity!"
"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on June 18, 2009, 06:51:31 PM

I was aware it was my turn, but I couldnt' think of anything, so thanks for keeping it moving.

...and I have no idea...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_SüprM@ñ on June 18, 2009, 07:14:35 PM
Sounds like something that might be on Seinfeld... = )

EDIT: wait, I know it's not Seinfeld. I've seen this episode of whatever show it is... I know it's animated so my guess is... Spongebob?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 18, 2009, 10:04:03 PM
4 days and Kiwi is a no show, is it all right if I take a stab at it?

"Oh, the humanity!"
"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!"



That was one of the BEST episodes of "WKRP In Cincinnati" EVER!

  :siderofl:  :siderofl:  :siderofl:


I HAVE to add this!:

For others who don't know about it: It was a show about a fictitious rock & roll music radio station.  One Thanksgiving they decided to do a promotional stunt and give away turkeys in a grocery store parking lot.

Hundreds showed up at the store parking lot, awaiting their free holiday turkeys. Les Nessman - their milk toast "on the scene newsman" - was doing the live broadcast, and much to his surprise a helicopter bearing WKRP signage shows up, and the imbecile coordinator of the event begins to toss live tom turkeys out of the helicopter, some 100 feet up!

The given quote was his astonished cries as they splattered on the pavement below, people running in all directions!

 :siderofl:  :siderofl:  :siderofl:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TrûnkMonke¥ on June 19, 2009, 12:22:44 AM
MrMxyzptlk is correct!

It is an older show featuring the late Maytag Man. You can find episodes of this show, including the episode this quote is from, at:
http://www.hulu.com (http://www.hulu.com)

The following is a link to the clip from which this quote was taken.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-away?c=1026:1200 (http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-away?c=1026:1200)

Mr Mxyzptlk was correct and he gets the next post (unless Kiwi wants it)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on June 19, 2009, 01:36:18 AM

Nope, Mxy's turn.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 19, 2009, 12:50:06 PM

Nope, Mxy's turn.



Darnit!

 :winkgrin:

Okay then!:

>peppy funeral march playing< "Gooood Evening Ladies and Gentlemen."


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TrûnkMonke¥ on June 20, 2009, 11:12:44 PM
Another hint please.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Hydra on July 24, 2009, 10:14:53 PM
bump
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 25, 2009, 01:10:06 PM


>Urp!<

Named for, and hosted by a famous movie director.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on July 25, 2009, 01:21:37 PM

Alfred Hitchcock?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on July 26, 2009, 01:28:19 PM

Mxy tells me I'm almost right.  One more word.  Hint = meeelisa. 

It's Alfred Hitchcock Presents....

Ok, next one.

Pow, right to the Moon!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 26, 2009, 02:59:00 PM


Alice!

That'd be Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners!  (in B&W!)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on July 26, 2009, 05:30:53 PM

Right in the kisser!

Yep, you were probably the only one that was going to get that one...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 26, 2009, 06:10:49 PM

Right in the kisser!

Yep, you were probably the only one that was going to get that one...


Maybe Gangus or NrvEnd... iff they ever read this board!


Okay then!...


"Gee Wally, that's swell."


You may not get it even WITH the name left in it!  :winkgrin:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on July 26, 2009, 07:03:22 PM

Right in the kisser!

Yep, you were probably the only one that was going to get that one...


I knew it lol... (modern jokes at it and the actual show...) And this proves that i need to get out more... leave it to me to do this. oops typo xD I meant leave it to beaver.  :evil:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 26, 2009, 07:39:49 PM



Corrr-RECT, O' Norseman!


"Leave It To Beaver" it was!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on July 27, 2009, 08:52:47 AM
quote 1: "I baked a cake once, but it fell and killed the cat."


quote 2: "How's yours taste?" "Like a mattress." "Want mine?" "I'm stuffed now!"

 :winkgrin: I couldn't decide which to choose so here's both of 'em.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 27, 2009, 01:29:47 PM
quote 1: "I baked a cake once, but it fell and killed the cat."


quote 2: "How's yours taste?" "Like a mattress." "Want mine?" "I'm stuffed now!"

 :winkgrin: I couldn't decide which to choose so here's both of 'em.


'Sounds more like an old vaudeville act than a TeeVee show!  :siderofl:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on July 27, 2009, 01:32:50 PM
calling me a wise guy ay?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 27, 2009, 01:45:09 PM
calling me a wise guy ay?

NICE HINT!

I'll bet it's the Three Stooges then!!


(I never would've gotten it without that hint, though!)


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on July 27, 2009, 02:25:49 PM
I loved my nonchalant hint  ;D

Yea it was Uncivil warriors from the stooges.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 27, 2009, 06:06:52 PM


Wow.  There sure are some (um, a LOT!) of old farts here!  :siderofl:


Okay.  Time to jump back into the current MILLENNIUM!  ;D


"Let's not shoot the crazy end-of-the-world machine just yet."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on July 28, 2009, 08:19:48 PM

Okay.  Time to jump back into the current MILLENNIUM!  ;D


 :ssh: Classics are the new black!  :XD:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on August 11, 2009, 12:46:21 AM
 :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 11, 2009, 06:29:38 PM


Wow.  There sure are some (um, a LOT!) of old farts here!  :siderofl:


Okay.  Time to jump back into the current MILLENNIUM!  ;D


"Let's not shoot the crazy end-of-the-world machine just yet."



Hint: Currently-running cable channel series.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on August 11, 2009, 10:28:39 PM
in plain site?

friends?

monk?

any of the law and orders?

any of the CSI?

NYPD blue?

NCIS?

House?

Psych?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on August 12, 2009, 08:29:38 AM
omg I know this but I can't remember the name AHHHH. its on SYFY and right after star treck omg... memory blank!

EDIT: EUREKA! I remember! xD
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 12, 2009, 12:12:35 PM
omg I know this but I can't remember the name AHHHH. its on SYFY and right after star treck omg... memory blank!

EDIT: EUREKA! I remember! xD

"EUREKA!," says I, "I think he's got it!"

Yur go, Norseman!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on August 12, 2009, 04:07:17 PM
My fav one:

"Good evening and welcome to the 6 0'clock news, I'm your anchor Oswald that Endswald. Our top story today, convicted hitman Jimmy Two-shoes McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelin figures. Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on August 13, 2009, 05:20:40 PM
here are 2 more that I couldn't pass up from the same show lol...

Give me Liberty! Or a Bran Muffin!

GET MY BROWN PANTS!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on August 14, 2009, 09:00:02 AM
Bill Engvall from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?

I remember that joke with the brown pants...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on August 14, 2009, 09:07:19 AM
actually... no
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on August 14, 2009, 09:10:06 AM
Dangit.  Oh well, I'm out of ideas.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TrûnkMonke¥ on August 14, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
I know I've read this in a Readers Digest, but I can't think of a TV show that would include this anecdote besides Saturday Night Live, MAD-TV, or Whose Line Is It Anyway......
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on August 15, 2009, 09:16:55 AM
go colin mochrie (the snack fairy :D) wliia is correct. Go trunk monk
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TrûnkMonke¥ on August 20, 2009, 09:09:28 AM
P1: This our comedy club. Humour here funny in different way.
P2: It not reinforce stereotypes.
P3: Comedy come from character, real situations. Not abstract craziness.
P4: Translation: Boooring!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 20, 2009, 07:13:52 PM


Why... that sounds like MORBO!

(Futurama)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TrûnkMonke¥ on August 23, 2009, 06:19:12 PM
Hmmmmm, close but no cigar. Correct show, wrong character.

(I'll give you the cigar IF you can name the episode and who said these lines....)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 24, 2009, 04:12:01 PM


Well, forget the name of the epsiode, because I never even pay attention to those on any show, but it sorta sounds like the way Leela's parents (from the down-under "mutant world") talked.

...Or the way Morbo talks....  ::)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TrûnkMonke¥ on August 25, 2009, 02:04:22 PM
Wrong again! This is from the Episode "Amazon Women in the Mood" where they crash land on a planet ruled only by women and are sentenced to death.... BY SNU SNU!

You're up MrMxy
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 26, 2009, 04:12:12 PM
Wrong again! This is from the Episode "Amazon Women in the Mood" where they crash land on a planet ruled only by women and are sentenced to death.... BY SNU SNU!

You're up MrMxy


Ahhhhh!  Now I can hear it in my head!   AAAAAHHHHHH!

(HILARIOUS show, each and every episode, Futurama!)

K then:

"SHAZBOT!"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on August 26, 2009, 10:53:00 PM

Mork and Mindy??
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 27, 2009, 10:14:53 PM

Mork and Mindy??



...Which one?!?!  ::)




























NAH!  Just kidding!

GJ!

Yur up again, Green-Fuzzy-One!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on August 31, 2009, 12:16:55 AM

Sit on it!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 31, 2009, 11:08:08 AM

Sit on it!



'Pretty sure that's The Fonz in Happy Days....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on August 31, 2009, 12:10:28 PM

I think it was Richie actually, not 100% sure, but definitely Happy Days!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 31, 2009, 02:57:48 PM


P1: "Hey P2: Watch me pulla rabbit outta my hat."
P2: "Again?"
P1: "Nothing up muh sleeve >rip< Presto!" >ROAR!<
P1: "Musta been the wrong hat...."


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on August 31, 2009, 05:32:43 PM
family guy?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on August 31, 2009, 10:28:11 PM

Rocky and Bullwinkle   

...again! (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?topic=280.msg209784#msg209784)

Lol, follow that link.  Mxy put it up last time, I guessed it last time, and snowkiller guessed Family Guy last time!!  :siderofl:



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on September 02, 2009, 10:03:02 AM

Rocky and Bullwinkle   

...again! (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?topic=280.msg209784#msg209784)

Lol, follow that link.  Mxy put it up last time, I guessed it last time, and snowkiller guessed Family Guy last time!!  :siderofl:


       :siderofl:          :siderofl:              :siderofl:              :siderofl:              :siderofl:


I was in a hurry, but I'll give you that it DID seem familiar and I was going to check, but like I said: I was in a hurry!

Okay, here's one that I'm posting while NOT in a hurry!:


It's M******' Time!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on October 09, 2009, 07:05:54 AM
 :bump:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 09, 2009, 10:32:57 AM


Hint: Teenagers in spandex....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: OÐî ñ on October 09, 2009, 10:38:00 AM
power rangers?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on October 13, 2009, 02:55:09 PM
power rangers?


Yep!

It's the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!

(Note & FYI: I have never watched a single episode of this show....)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: ¥Mderms¥ on January 17, 2010, 10:14:31 PM
(Note & FYI: I have never watched a single episode of this show....)

That makes one of us.

...I'm somewhat ashamed of that...

Make that two...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Marty on January 18, 2010, 11:34:02 AM
C'mon OÐî ñ - 'tis yon go!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on January 18, 2010, 09:00:30 PM
Odin was last on the forums about 3 months ago. I guess someone else could always go.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on January 19, 2010, 08:10:49 AM
'Fraid not 360... As per the forum game rulebook, page 864, rule 2.4.3 subrule d, we must wait eagerly for the return of the person who guessed correctly.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on January 19, 2010, 08:12:00 AM
NAW! Just kidding. :XD:

Anyone who can come up with a new quote to start us off, go ahead.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on January 19, 2010, 08:21:10 AM
ill go! just let me think.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on January 19, 2010, 09:27:28 AM
The sad thing is, Fraggle, that even with that epic spamming you are still nowhere near my spamming awesomeness. :P
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on January 19, 2010, 10:33:50 AM
ok, got one!

P1: come on p2, do this for the hood.

p3: you got this p4, do this for the suburbs.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on January 19, 2010, 02:17:40 PM
The sad thing is, Fraggle, that even with that epic spamming you are still nowhere near my spamming awesomeness. :P

Why does it always come down to spam with you 360..... (btw, thx for calling my spammage epic.);D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on February 04, 2010, 08:32:45 AM
ok here a couple of new ones.

p1: thats genius p2, only if there i could get inside your head. *opens door* oh wait, i can.
p2: well in this case the creative process was made by me seeing that name, forgetting i saw it and said it later.

here another one:

p1:*taps on window of a book store* see that cut out, thats me, i wrote that book.
p2: *open book to a page and slams it on the window*
p1: reads "if your man is over 30 and still wears a name tag, thats a ***********" oh but not you, See youre awsome.
p2:*punches p1s cut out pic and rips its head off and slams that against the window*
p1: *walks away and yells* ANOTHER SUCCUSSFUL INTERATACION WITH A MAN.

i had to use those two different quotes the show is just so good.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: gamepanther on February 18, 2010, 03:41:56 AM
Isn't it time for like a new tv quote? i mean its been like 13 days :siren: :siderofl:

Can i go or is it snowkillers turn?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on February 18, 2010, 04:46:06 AM
well the answer was 30 rock.

since no one got it right, you can go ahead and go.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: gamepanther on February 18, 2010, 01:34:31 PM
Ok so,


P1:I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Lol I love that episode!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrT© on February 18, 2010, 01:47:05 PM
Simpsons?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: gamepanther on February 19, 2010, 04:53:36 AM
Yeah your up MrT.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrT© on February 19, 2010, 01:54:43 PM
I dont know i you Americans/Aussies have this but:

P1: We will keep a lookout 24/7. If Jerry gets this far then we will defend ourselves.
P2: How do u think they might come?
P1: Well they could come from the air, the sea, maybe even beneath us.
P3: I think i heard a scratching last night Sir.
P4: Maybe we should listen out...
P1: Okay, everyone put your ear to the ground and listen.
<Pan out to see the group only a few meters from the edge of the cliffs>

^^^
Such a good TV series XD
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on February 27, 2010, 04:31:57 AM
Any clues?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on February 27, 2010, 03:45:33 PM

Blackadder?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrT© on February 28, 2010, 07:24:45 AM
Think about wartime Britain. wont say which war tho :P

Sorry Kiwi, but no. Good guess tho.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on February 28, 2010, 09:28:34 AM
Might be Dad's Army?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrT© on February 28, 2010, 01:14:34 PM
 :neckbeard:  Nice one Jim
Your go.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on February 28, 2010, 02:27:05 PM
Wow, it was?

In that case P1 is Captain Mainwaring ("mannering") and I'll bet you anything P3 is "Pike".

Anyway... my quote:

*P2 shoots at Travis having just arrived on the scene, and hits the gun Travis is about to fire at P1*
P1: Good shot!
P2: I was aiming for his head.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrT© on February 28, 2010, 02:49:36 PM
Nah: P2 was the Bucher i think ;D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 04, 2010, 02:45:45 AM
Any ideas?

P2 is called "Avon" if that helps.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 06, 2010, 11:55:10 PM



Anyone else that gets the BBC on here care to take a stab at it?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 07, 2010, 05:05:29 AM
Hmm... I didn't realise that this show had not penetrated the US TV market. Never mind.

It was Blake's 7, an old sci-fi series.

New - and hopefully easier - quote, then:

 "As I experience certain sensory input patterns my mental pathways become accustomed to them. The inputs eventually are anticipated and even 'missed' when absent."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 15, 2010, 03:33:30 PM
Seems no one has watched Star Trek: The Next Generation either. That was Data.

Someone else can come up with a new quote.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 16, 2010, 02:23:42 PM
me me me

p1: kids can be so mean.
p2: we can?
p2 rans and hurts p3
p3: ow
p2: hahahaha
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 17, 2010, 04:10:53 AM
Malcolm in the Middle? I can just imagine Dewey or whatever the young kid's name was doing that.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 17, 2010, 08:39:20 AM
nope.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 17, 2010, 10:52:34 AM

South Park?

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 17, 2010, 11:50:51 AM
close, but no.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 17, 2010, 11:53:48 AM
West park?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: swant on March 18, 2010, 06:12:22 AM
hmm, i'l go for family guy
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 18, 2010, 09:58:27 AM
nope.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Bulk on July 22, 2010, 10:47:00 AM
American dad?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on July 22, 2010, 11:13:15 AM
The Simpsons!

P1 is marge, P2 is Bart and P3 is Lisa.

Love teh sipsons.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on July 23, 2010, 08:59:19 AM
yay finally  :P

your turn fraggle
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on July 23, 2010, 03:46:07 PM
P1: The question is this: does he like you? Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
P2: A moo point?
P1: You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.
P2: Have I been living with him too long, or did all that just make sense?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 23, 2010, 11:31:12 PM



'Pretty sure that was one of the few Friends episodes that I watched...


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Fraggle on July 24, 2010, 12:31:15 AM
Yup!  ;D

your turn!!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 24, 2010, 11:07:25 AM


P1: Ouch.
P2: What?
P1: One of my teeth hurts when I brush it.
P2: When was the last time you saw a dentist?
P1: <P2>, I see people all the time. They don't always tell you what they do.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: swant on July 24, 2010, 05:22:22 PM
that sounds like typical Frasier...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on July 24, 2010, 09:40:20 PM
that sounds like typical Frasier...

Nope.  Sorry.

(But since you mention it it does sound like it could've been from Fraser, but it isn't.)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on August 13, 2010, 11:21:44 AM
I saw it on TV the other day. It became obvious when I watched it. But I shouldn't give the answer since I just recently watched it, should I?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 13, 2010, 01:47:34 PM
I saw it on TV the other day. It became obvious when I watched it. But I shouldn't give the answer since I just recently watched it, should I?



Given the time that has passed, by all means, go ahead, Elkric!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on August 13, 2010, 02:55:08 PM
Two And a Half Men

Kandi: Ouch.
Alan: What?
Kandi: One of my teeth hurts when I brush it.
Alan: When was the last time you saw a dentist?
Kandi: Alan, I see people all the time. They don't always tell you what they do.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on August 14, 2010, 12:28:49 AM
Two And a Half Men

Kandi: Ouch.
Alan: What?
Kandi: One of my teeth hurts when I brush it.
Alan: When was the last time you saw a dentist?
Kandi: Alan, I see people all the time. They don't always tell you what they do.


Yup!

I still crack up whenever I hear that last line in Kandi's voice in my head!

 :siderofl:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on August 18, 2010, 09:13:12 AM
P1: Come on <P2>, I'm full of pep today, let's jog!
P2: I am not jogging to work.
P1: No no no, to the car. Work is like 2 miles away. I'm peppy, not suicidal!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_JANE on August 19, 2010, 06:56:36 AM

Lol, don't know the quote, but it's a funny one!


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on October 29, 2010, 06:20:03 PM
Andy: Come on Jim, I'm full of pep today, let's jog!
Jim: I'm not jogging to work.
Andy: No no no, to the car. Work is like 2 miles away. I'm peppy, not suicidal!

The television series was... According to Jim.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: ßlitz on November 03, 2010, 10:22:55 AM
Are we still playing?

Here's one:

"these pretzels are making me thirsty"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on November 03, 2010, 01:19:28 PM
Seinfeld.  ;D

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: ßlitz on November 03, 2010, 01:26:58 PM
Seinfeld.  ;D



yep, your turn
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on November 07, 2010, 06:20:03 AM
P1: "P2, get this piece of trash out of here!"
P2 turns and walks up to P3 and says: "You heard the man. Move it!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on November 08, 2010, 01:44:06 AM
im gonna take a guess,

The Three Stooges?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on November 08, 2010, 03:49:16 AM
im gonna take a guess,

The Three Stooges?

No.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: »Xâñ« on November 17, 2010, 06:48:20 PM
yhreestooges couuldnt be it nobady talks beacause there is no sound
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on November 20, 2010, 01:52:32 AM
P1: "P2, get this piece of trash out of here!"
P2 turns and walks up to P3 and says: "You heard the man. Move it!"

P2 is a butler with an english accent.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Elkric on December 31, 2010, 03:18:18 AM
P1: "P2, get this piece of trash out of here!"
P2 turns and walks up to P3 and says: "You heard the man. Move it!"

P2 is a butler with an english accent.

This quote pictures one of many constant conflicts between C.C. & Niles... In The Nanny.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 20, 2011, 07:25:36 PM


I used to watch that all the time!  (...And was trying to figure out WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON all of the time, too!  ;D  :siderofl: )


The Prisoner
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Fuzzy on January 21, 2011, 07:44:06 PM
I knew that you'd get that one Mxy. I think we're the only ones that watch that good ol' programing anymore.

You're up!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 21, 2011, 09:59:17 PM
I knew that you'd get that one Mxy. I think we're the only ones that watch that good ol' programing anymore.

You're up!

Um... I watched the original - hence "new" - broadcasts of them!   ::)


Next one:

P1: How come I never make friends like that?
P2: You need to get out more.
P1: We're in another galaxy!  How much more "out" can you get?!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on January 22, 2011, 12:02:08 AM
stargate atlantis!!!!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on January 22, 2011, 01:26:25 AM
stargate atlantis!!!!


Correct!



(Now when you post your next one, let's see if you're a real Stargate nerd and name at least one of the two characters quoted!  :winkgrin: )
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on January 22, 2011, 02:03:57 AM
the quote involves either mckay or beckett or both,
i cant remember the first series all that too well :P
(i love that show, i am watching the last season again :P)


here is mine ;p


P1: You must never speak your mind on any subject but always defer to the opinion of your masculine betters.
P2: There's no such thing.

(i dont know if this show is well known or not :))
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Joel on January 22, 2011, 12:34:45 PM
im not gonna say it unless no one else knows it because im not a fan of the show he is talking about. :smly_a_wink:

p.s. yes it is very well known  :winkgrin:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on February 15, 2011, 08:37:22 PM
i dont know it  but
i wants a go
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on February 15, 2011, 08:44:47 PM
it was.....

Legend of the Seeker


since im such a nice guy,
turbo, you can go ;p
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: swant on February 26, 2011, 04:28:25 PM
OMG I actually knew the last 3 easily :P

all 3 I watch and am a stargate fan since the beginning.

also LOTS was a fun thing to watch, yet season 2 got a little bit boring.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 16, 2011, 07:06:42 PM
oh my go

Quote
you put basil in the rattatoulie
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 16, 2011, 08:20:14 PM


Assuming you mean the RAT Basil!:


FAWLTY TOWERS!


(I have them ALL on DVD!)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 16, 2011, 08:39:50 PM


Assuming you mean the RAT Basil!:


FAWLTY TOWERS!


(I have them ALL on DVD!)


thats right (to easy :()
so do i they are awesomeness
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 17, 2011, 05:23:39 AM


Okay, here's an EASY one:


"________, please pack your knives and go."

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on March 17, 2011, 07:27:17 AM
Lost?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 17, 2011, 11:42:53 AM
Lost?


Nope.  Sorry, you lost....  :winkgrin:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 17, 2011, 02:21:52 PM

Iron Chef?


Edit: I was joking, but suddenly I think I'm on the right track.  It's probably one of the cooking competition shows.  I'll change my answer to the show with Gordon Ramsey, which I think was Heck's Kitchen?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 17, 2011, 03:16:23 PM
master chef australia
althought i dont think it is that
if you arnt going to answer iron chef then i will
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 17, 2011, 03:47:17 PM

Iron Chef?


Edit: I was joking, but suddenly I think I'm on the right track.  It's probably one of the cooking competition shows.  I'll change my answer to the show with Gordon Ramsey, which I think was Heck's Kitchen?


Nope.



master chef australia
althought i dont think it is that
if you arnt going to answer iron chef then i will


Nope.

(Although for all I know they say that in some Australian show I know nothing about....  ::) )


*edit* *edit* It seems that it DOES air outside the USA, so if no one gets it tomorrow I'll post a new one.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 17, 2011, 05:48:25 PM

I googled it, and I've heard of the show, in fact it is on here in NZ.  I was on the right track, pat on the back... :)

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on March 18, 2011, 09:29:08 AM
Top Chef! :)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 18, 2011, 11:07:47 AM
Top Chef! :)


YEP!



Yur up, Goalkeeper!


Second place goes to Kiwi for "being on the right track...."  :LOL:

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: swant on March 18, 2011, 02:09:26 PM
hehe, indeed they also air it in my country, I could have again guessed it, ow well I'll guess next one then :D
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on March 18, 2011, 09:29:34 PM
P1: "You can't go back to practicing medicine."
P2: "I don't want to practice medicine. I've decided I want to be an astronaut."
P1: "Well, if you want your state astronaut's license, you're gonna need my recommendation."
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 18, 2011, 09:47:40 PM
what the
some documentry on NASA
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 19, 2011, 01:37:32 AM



Yeah, I watched more House than I should've, to be sure.  Hugh Laurie makes the whole show, tho....




Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on March 20, 2011, 10:20:36 AM
Got it Mxy!

I love House M.D. too.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 20, 2011, 10:27:56 PM


P1: Hold on, what is he doing here? (pointing at P3)
P2: Well, my car's in the shop, and P2 was nice enough to give me a ride.
P3: No, P2 was nice enough to call you a cab, but you wouldn't take it.


...and because that's still pretty cryptic, from another episode:

P3: We need to do something about Mom.
P2: I don't disagree, but there's an option to running away from her.
P3: Yeah, but we'd get caught, and you'd sell me out for a reduced sentence.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 22, 2011, 06:06:11 PM
How i met your mother?????
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 22, 2011, 06:51:36 PM
How i met your mother?????


Nope. Try again.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 28, 2011, 12:31:22 PM


Hint: It involves a couple of guys and a kid....

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 28, 2011, 01:36:17 PM

Two and a half men? 
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 28, 2011, 11:38:33 PM
it would have to be surely
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 29, 2011, 05:23:00 AM

Two and a half men?  




BINGO!



You're up!




... And PLEASE, TUR80, don't call me Shirley!

 :LOL:
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 29, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
where is that off
is it a add
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on March 29, 2011, 04:13:35 PM
It's from the brilliant movie, "Airplane!". Love it.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 29, 2011, 06:44:14 PM
i think iu saw it somewhere else
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on March 29, 2011, 06:52:29 PM


Lol!

Yes, it's from the movie Airplane, but that doesn't change it from being Kiwi's turn!...

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 29, 2011, 08:44:37 PM
OK ITS KIWIS TURN

BUT

Does a quote of Cod4 ring any bells
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 29, 2011, 10:23:23 PM

P1: Did you know fencing goes back to the 12th century?
P2: You know what’s even nerdier than fencing? Knowing when it began.
P3: I don’t think you’re a nerd, P1
P1: Shut up dork


Hint: Not from COD4

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on March 29, 2011, 10:54:35 PM
big bang theory?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on March 30, 2011, 01:27:03 AM

good guess, with all the nerd talk, but nope.

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on April 19, 2011, 01:10:02 AM
hint?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on April 19, 2011, 01:19:01 AM

It's a current American sitcom.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on April 19, 2011, 01:20:13 AM
Well that's me out of contention then.

*googles it*
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 19, 2011, 07:53:15 AM
how i met your mother?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on April 19, 2011, 01:23:33 PM

The quotes are from kids in the show, and one of them is named Alex
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on April 19, 2011, 08:08:31 PM

The quotes are from kids in the show, and one of them is named Alex


Modern Family?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Kiwi on April 19, 2011, 08:42:02 PM

Ya
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 19, 2011, 09:29:14 PM
aw, that was my next guess too.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on April 23, 2011, 05:48:23 PM
woops, forgots to post ;p, ok
and if marty sees this, he will get it in 0.000000000000000536701 milliseconds lol,


[Music stops playing]
P1: Thank you. We're the Cantina Band. If you have any requests, shout them out.
P1: (in a different tone) Play that same song.
P1: All right, same song. Here we go.
[Same music starts again]
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on April 23, 2011, 07:49:05 PM
Its a parody/comedy show.  I'm gonna start with Robot Chicken and wait for your response before I bombard you with my next guess.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 23, 2011, 08:38:39 PM
nope, it Family Guy.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Marty on April 24, 2011, 04:27:15 AM
woops, forgots to post ;p, ok
and if marty sees this, he will get it in 0.000000000000000536701 milliseconds lol,


[Music stops playing]
P1: Thank you. We're the Cantina Band. If you have any requests, shout them out.
P1: (in a different tone) Play that same song.
P1: All right, same song. Here we go.
[Same music starts again]

Ha! Brilliant...I don't usually read this thread...

nope, it Family Guy.

Correct-o! Specifically the Star Wars Episode IV spoof: Blue Harvest. Home of such other great scenes as...

Death Star Tech: This station is now the ultimate power in the universe!
Darth Vader: That is fantastic! So no weaknesses at all?
Death Star Tech: N...no.
Darth Vader: You - er - you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Tech: No, it's virtually indestructable. Like, 99.99%.
Darth Vader: OK, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the 0.01%?
Death Star Tech: Well, there's this little hole; it was kind of an aesthetic choice on the part of the architect...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on April 24, 2011, 06:31:42 AM
as Marty said,

your up snowkiller,

Family Guy Star Wars for the win xd
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 24, 2011, 08:17:40 AM
P1: Im going to the prom.
P2: with who?
P1: Pam Macy.
P2: oh yeah? well, i have a date too.
P1:Who is he?
P2: Im not telling you, but he's better than you in every way.
P1: Well dang P2, that could be anybody!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on April 25, 2011, 12:35:13 AM
Kelso: Im going to the prom.
Jackie: with who?
Kelso: Pam Macy.
Jackie: oh yeah? well, i have a date too.
Kelso:Who is he?
Jackie: Im not telling you, but he's better than you in every way.
Kelso: Well dang Jackie, that could be anybody!

That 70's Show,
the bit i coloured red gave it away xd
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on April 25, 2011, 02:50:15 AM
Kelso: Im going to the prom.
Jackie: with who?
Kelso: Pam Macy.
Jackie: oh yeah? well, i have a date too.
Kelso:Who is he?
Jackie: Im not telling you, but he's better than you in every way.
Kelso: Well dang Jackie, that could be anybody!

That 70's Show,
the bit i coloured red gave it away xd

yup
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on May 01, 2011, 03:04:17 AM
P1: Well, here we are. Trapped for eternity.
P2: We could sing 'American Pie'.
P3: Go ahead. I deserve it.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: jim360 on May 19, 2011, 04:42:23 AM
No idea. Hint or new one?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on May 19, 2011, 08:06:15 AM
P1: Well, here we are. Trapped for eternity.
P2: We could sing 'American Pie'.
P3: Go ahead. I deserve it.



Gah!  I didn't see this post!


Futurama: "The Why of Fry" episode!  (The one with the giant brain, and Fry's chance to avoid getting trapped in stasis in the first place.)

Classic!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on May 19, 2011, 05:35:05 PM
go mxy,
also sorry for not posting any hints
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on May 19, 2011, 09:14:12 PM





"Come on down! ..."


Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Crimson on May 19, 2011, 09:23:39 PM
If the price is right!
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: snowkiller on May 19, 2011, 09:26:13 PM
If the price is right!

it never is.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on May 19, 2011, 09:37:45 PM
If the price is right!




:siderofl:    :siderofl:    :siderofl:



You're up, Crimson!

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Crimson on May 21, 2011, 05:50:22 PM
Sorry, Chief...
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on May 21, 2011, 06:31:05 PM
had to google it unfortunately,
imma dissapoint in myself for not remembering
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on May 22, 2011, 03:19:21 PM
Sorry, Chief...

get smart?

or is that Sorry about that Chief
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_Crimson on May 22, 2011, 10:34:38 PM
It is indeed Get Smart (and the quote's correct :))
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on May 22, 2011, 11:47:16 PM
 okay then

10th person voted out is ...

(this is a easy one i think)
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on May 22, 2011, 11:59:33 PM
Survivor?
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: TUR80 on May 23, 2011, 06:57:30 PM
 yeps
ur up
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on May 26, 2011, 06:27:17 AM
"That's how his shirts stay white. I do all the dirty work!"
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on June 09, 2011, 03:50:00 AM
hint: beret.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 09, 2011, 06:58:31 AM


Mythbusters???

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: BFM_saes on June 10, 2011, 04:17:22 AM
It is indeed.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 12, 2011, 11:42:58 PM


I somehow missed that last post.  Sorry!


K then, next up:



"So what do you want to do? Do you want to **** it or sell it?"

Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Goalie on June 17, 2011, 06:05:48 PM
**** = pawn

Pawn Stars, I believe.
Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: MrMxyzptlk on June 18, 2011, 11:30:31 AM
**** = pawn

Pawn Stars, I believe.



COR-RECT-OOOO!



Yur up, Goalie!



Title: Re: TV Quotes Game
Post by: Bob Marley on October 27, 2011, 08:08:13 AM
While Goalie is still trying to think of a quote, I will sneak one in.

"Oh...yea....yep, that's a chop.  You said P.N."