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Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« on: September 10, 2007, 09:58:22 AM »
Okay.

I LOVE Haikus!  I make them up on the spot all the time, about any topic/event.

So, in this thread I invite you to MAKE UP A HAIKU with a CONNECTION to the previously-posted Haiku!

Rules: (RULES?!?!  Who needs RULES?!?!)

- You MUST have SOME link - use a key word, topical, or on the same general subject, or you will be sought out and punished harshly!

- You MUST post a proper Haiku, in proper format or you will be CASTIGATED!

- If you get a pop-up that someone has posted since you started posting YOUR Haiku (which is a REALLY NICE FEATURE, BTW!) please DO ANOTHER HAIKU BASED ON THE MORE-RECENT ONE (or at least check that your's still works with the new one...) or we'll edit embarrasing things into your out-of-cyle post!  ;)

- You MUST have fun or we'll all be supremely dissapointed!


Okay, here's mine to kick things off! (Syllable count provided as an aide for beginners):




Haiku's are easy (5)
But sometimes they make no sense (7)
Refrigerator (5)



 :LOL:
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 10:15:03 AM »
My lunch does not spoil
A dangerous place to play
Yet my soda's cold

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 03:43:06 PM »
I am still awake.
When really I ought to be
Asleep in my bed.

As for some link to
The last Haiku it is cold
In here, like Med's drink.
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2007, 10:23:00 AM »
I wait for big tags
but how long I do not know
patience is for me

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2007, 11:58:36 PM »
for now you have tags
and you can admin servers
a glorious day

(plz tell me that worked, im not to bright on english, Mry you tutor??? Im more the Maths type)
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2007, 01:14:48 AM »
Promotion is grand
I urge all to try it out
Just give it a shot

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2007, 02:58:17 AM »
a shot of my gun
and a flick of my grenade
will get me a hog
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2007, 01:28:32 PM »
I was loaned big tags
I will work hard to keep them
Thank you everyone
   >>>>> ;D

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What an awesome thread


(oops....just read the rules...I'll follow them in the future  :embarassed: )
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THANKS  SLAYTON  FOR  THE  A W E S O M E  SIG!!!
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 01:47:24 PM »
Sweat runs on a brow
Sun beats a hot molten drum
Labour on beneath.

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2007, 02:09:12 PM »
Here, a spot of shade
A tall glass of lemonade
Let's take it easy

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 02:29:27 PM »
Ahh, that's better now.
That lemonade helped me to
Wash away my cares.
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 06:32:09 PM »


They craft with much care
These little bits of themselves
'Fun to make haikus!


(Keep up the great work everyone!  d_b )
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2007, 05:35:34 AM »
fun is what life is
there could be nothing better then
o'glorious fun

(i think i made a spelling/grammer error in o'glorious but i think the point is clear)
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2007, 08:45:38 AM »
Glory is my aim
By Rocket, Bullet and 'nade
Yet laps feed my score

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« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2007, 08:59:34 AM »
Antidisestab-
Lishmentarianism:
Two scores of letters.

(well, almost)
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