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Offline Jimmy

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2007, 11:43:14 PM »
letters mean english
english isn't my fortay
numbers is my love
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2007, 12:38:07 AM »


1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 13
11 12 ... Oh!


(There!  No english at all, just NUMBERS!!  ;D  ["Oh" for Zer-O!])
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2007, 01:44:50 AM »
Don't sit on a tack
Such a surprise you'll receive
A pain in the end


(Where's the link? Oh!)

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2007, 05:40:02 PM »
the end of the line
everyone gets of the bus
The School death stares me
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2007, 02:01:51 AM »


School is in session
Students learning lots of things

(Most from Internet?!?)



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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2007, 02:48:10 AM »
Oh, the Internet
"A portal to the whole world"
Get out of your chair



(You know, I had to look up "world" to see if it was one or two syllables...  ::)
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2007, 03:40:10 AM »
to site in my chair
where i deal out my ownage
no one can stop me
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2007, 05:57:31 AM »
Jimmy's rockets fly
I catch one in the tailpipe
my hog goes flying

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2007, 06:01:22 AM »
blown up
not blown up
whats the difrence
just blow up




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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2007, 08:15:35 AM »
blown up
not blown up
whats the difrence
just blow up

Sry flamedragon, but that's not a proper Haiku.... (Pls see first post for details.)

...Going from Kkh's last one:

Darn pesky horsefly!
I swing and I swat away
...he lands on my nose....




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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2007, 12:56:10 PM »
When could horses fly?
That would be an odd sight, right?
Don't land on my nose!

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2007, 02:49:42 PM »
It goes "the nose knows"
An odd idiom indeed
Indubitably

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2007, 03:01:59 PM »
Indubitably...?
where is my dictionary
dusty on my shelf

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2007, 04:27:34 PM »
the shelf is high up
far to high to reach standing
so i start my climb
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Offline Plixity

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2007, 05:54:21 PM »
Mountain climbing, dang!
So very hard, takes too much strength
I would rather walk...

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