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Offline jeff

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2007, 05:25:34 PM »
who's doctor laura
by the way sorry for the
extra syllable

(on the last haiku)

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2007, 08:40:46 PM »


Extra syllables
Dr. Laura and spammers
Some did-n't linnnk welllll....


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Offline Plixity

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2007, 09:39:34 PM »
An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away, right?
... Most of the time, 'least.

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2007, 04:07:17 AM »
Going up and down
A vertical game of fetch
All hail gravity!

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2007, 04:47:42 AM »
apple on the head
what a tasty piece of fruit
the juciy flavor
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Offline Plixity

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2007, 10:37:18 AM »
Archery is fun.
Robin hood is well known, sure.
Don't miss the target!

PS, Jimmy, "the apple on the head" is 6 syllables XD.

PSS, JANE, is it when the apple fell on Newtons head and he stumbled upon gravity? ;D.
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #51 on: September 21, 2007, 12:07:13 AM »
Missing the target
What a tragerty it is
the shame, oh the shame

PS: fixed the last one Plix thanks for the heads up. I double checked this one
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #52 on: September 21, 2007, 01:39:38 AM »
Stumbling, fumbling, oops
Pants unzipped, food caught in teeth
Socially awkward

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #53 on: September 21, 2007, 08:21:09 AM »
Speaking of awkward
Holding that sniper rifle
is against the rules

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« Reply #54 on: September 21, 2007, 01:58:40 PM »
The law can be stretched
And a rule can be broken
The ain't MY sayings!

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #55 on: September 21, 2007, 02:38:00 PM »
Oh!, the good old rules,
They were made to be broken?
I think not, do you?



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Offline Plixity

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #56 on: September 21, 2007, 03:36:29 PM »
Think? What's this concept?
It seems people don't do that.
Perhaps it would help.


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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #57 on: September 21, 2007, 09:22:52 PM »
to help is quite fun
to annoy is distracting
so get in your hog
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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #58 on: September 21, 2007, 09:26:30 PM »


Knuckles, spare ribs, rump
bacon, hamhocks, nose, and feet
mmmmmmm 'love tasty hogs!

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Re: Post your ORIGINAL Haiku's here!
« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2007, 12:28:41 AM »
Pork ain't all that great -.-.
Bacon is where its at, yum!
Sausage is decent.

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