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Okay.
I LOVE Haikus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku)! I make them up on the spot all the time, about any topic/event.
So, in this thread I invite you to MAKE UP A HAIKU with a CONNECTION to the previously-posted Haiku!
Rules: (RULES?!?! Who needs RULES?!?!)
- You MUST have SOME link - use a key word, topical, or on the same general subject, or you will be sought out and punished harshly!
- You MUST post a proper Haiku, in proper format or you will be CASTIGATED (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/castigated)!
- If you get a pop-up that someone has posted since you started posting YOUR Haiku (which is a REALLY NICE FEATURE, BTW!) please DO ANOTHER HAIKU BASED ON THE MORE-RECENT ONE (or at least check that your's still works with the new one...) or we'll edit embarrasing things into your out-of-cyle post! ;)
- You MUST have fun or we'll all be supremely dissapointed!
Okay, here's mine to kick things off! (Syllable count provided as an aide for beginners):
Haiku's are easy (5)
But sometimes they make no sense (7)
Refrigerator (5)
:LOL:
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My lunch does not spoil
A dangerous place to play
Yet my soda's cold
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I am still awake.
When really I ought to be
Asleep in my bed.
As for some link to
The last Haiku it is cold
In here, like Med's drink.
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I wait for big tags
but how long I do not know
patience is for me
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for now you have tags
and you can admin servers
a glorious day
(plz tell me that worked, im not to bright on english, Mry you tutor??? Im more the Maths type)
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Promotion is grand
I urge all to try it out
Just give it a shot
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a shot of my gun
and a flick of my grenade
will get me a hog
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I was loaned big tags
I will work hard to keep them
Thank you everyone >>>>> ;D
MrMxyzptlk
Man from the 5th demension
What an awesome thread
(oops....just read the rules...I'll follow them in the future :embarassed: )
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Sweat runs on a brow
Sun beats a hot molten drum
Labour on beneath.
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Here, a spot of shade
A tall glass of lemonade
Let's take it easy
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Ahh, that's better now.
That lemonade helped me to
Wash away my cares.
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They craft with much care
These little bits of themselves
'Fun to make haikus!
(Keep up the great work everyone! d_b )
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fun is what life is
there could be nothing better then
o'glorious fun
(i think i made a spelling/grammer error in o'glorious but i think the point is clear)
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Glory is my aim
By Rocket, Bullet and 'nade
Yet laps feed my score
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Antidisestab-
Lishmentarianism:
Two scores of letters.
(well, almost)
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letters mean english
english isn't my fortay
numbers is my love
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1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 13
11 12 ... Oh!
(There! No english at all, just NUMBERS!! ;D ["Oh" for Zer-O!])
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Don't sit on a tack
Such a surprise you'll receive
A pain in the end
(Where's the link? Oh!)
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the end of the line
everyone gets of the bus
The School death stares me
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School is in session
Students learning lots of things
(Most from Internet?!?)
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Oh, the Internet
"A portal to the whole world"
Get out of your chair
(You know, I had to look up "world" to see if it was one or two syllables... ::)
I refuse to have a drawl! I'll fight it! Of course, by "drawl", I mean "drah-ull") :bang:
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to site in my chair
where i deal out my ownage
no one can stop me
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Jimmy's rockets fly
I catch one in the tailpipe
my hog goes flying
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blown up
not blown up
whats the difrence
just blow up
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blown up
not blown up
whats the difrence
just blow up
Sry flamedragon, but that's not a proper Haiku.... (Pls see first post for details.)
...Going from Kàkà§hì's last one:
Darn pesky horsefly!
I swing and I swat away
...he lands on my nose....
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When could horses fly?
That would be an odd sight, right?
Don't land on my nose!
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It goes "the nose knows"
An odd idiom indeed
Indubitably
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Indubitably...?
where is my dictionary
dusty on my shelf
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the shelf is high up
far to high to reach standing
so i start my climb
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Mountain climbing, dang!
So very hard, takes too much strength
I would rather walk...
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walk across the road
wow, what a stupid chicken
least i have dinner
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Dinner is tasty
Lunch is a bit better, though
Breakfast is not good
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Breakast is too early.
I have to get up at 6.
Just because of school.
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english is okay
Cooking class is much better
But gym is the best
fixed it Jimmy
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Thanks for that noodles
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englishjapanese
germannorwegianchinese
GAAAH that hypnotoad!
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Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta be, the very best
That there ever wassss!
Sorry, hypnotoad sounds like something that would be in pokemon (and I think there is, if I'm not mistaken?) ;D.
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snake in the jungle
sliding around the grass floor
watching, spying..ssssssssssss
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Run Through the Jungle
Bad Moon Rising, Green River...
I love CCR!
MODIFY: I just want to say that these are really good! Great job everyone!
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Ian Anderson
did "Bungle in the Jungle"
with friend Jethro Tull
Notes:
No, the Hypnotoad ... "All glory to the Hypnotoad... (http://www.youtube.com/jp.swf?video_id=qMvdethwMoQ&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/qMvdethwMoQ/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskIDB7uXRqa7IqRVfMhXcRVl)" is from Futurama. There is no Hypnotoad pokemon, sry. ::) We'll forgive you tho, Plixity, since you made a good Haiku out of it!
Yes! These have all been very good! GJ all!
I, too, like CCR. d_b (We're showing our age you know.... :-\ )
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I feel like Spamming
I really should be cramming
Silly Haiku Board!
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Spaming the forums
What a pleasure it brings us
how about some spam
there is a pokemon called hypno
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Who doesn't love spam?
The forum moderators.
Hey what's a PM?
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PM then AM
the sun climbs up, then glides down
the play continues
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FM to AM
Music or Dr Laura
Dr Laura wins.
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who's doctor laura
by the way sorry for the
extra syllable
(on the last haiku)
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Extra syllables
Dr. Laura and spammers
Some did-n't linnnk welllll....
[look-of-shame]spammers![/look-of-shame]
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An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away, right?
... Most of the time, 'least.
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Going up and down
A vertical game of fetch
All hail gravity!
(A shiny ¥50 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_yen) to the person who gets the link!)
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apple on the head
what a tasty piece of fruit
the juciy flavor
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Archery is fun.
Robin hood is well known, sure.
Don't miss the target!
PS, Jimmy, "the apple on the head" is 6 syllables XD.
PSS, JANE, is it when the apple fell on Newtons head and he stumbled upon gravity? ;D.
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Missing the target
What a tragerty it is
the shame, oh the shame
PS: fixed the last one Plix thanks for the heads up. I double checked this one
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Stumbling, fumbling, oops
Pants unzipped, food caught in teeth
Socially awkward
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Speaking of awkward
Holding that sniper rifle
is against the rules
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The law can be stretched
And a rule can be broken
The ain't MY sayings!
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Oh!, the good old rules,
They were made to be broken?
I think not, do you?
A haiku by IgOr XD
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Think? What's this concept?
It seems people don't do that.
Perhaps it would help.
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to help is quite fun
to annoy is distracting
so get in your hog
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Knuckles, spare ribs, rump
bacon, hamhocks, nose, and feet
mmmmmmm 'love tasty hogs!
:-X
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Pork ain't all that great -.-.
Bacon is where its at, yum!
Sausage is decent.
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sausage is ok
but steak is a real mans meat
so is a meat pie
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Glaring, staring, squint
Gawk, goggle, and look askance
Up and down and roll
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good trusty google
while searching can take forever
the outcome is great
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10^100,
That there is called googol... DANG.
A big number, right?
(note, I'm using 10^100 as 10 to the hundredth).
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Ding dong-a-ling long
Bell with a crystal clear ring
Sound for all to hear
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Here's a toast to all,
A toast to all who can hear.
Good to hear you hear.
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good toast at breakfast
better toast at dinner time
nothing can beat toast
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Toasted waffles, sheesh!
Those sound mighty good 'bout now.
Shame it is bed time.
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Breakfast in the morn
Breakfast when the clock strikes noon
Breakfast at night, too
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dinner at night time
glories meal it will be
but first i must cook
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Time... Never enough.
Don't you wish you had some more?
Try not to waste it.
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Waste, refuse, garbage
The trash man is my hero
Aw man! He left some!!
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Do the right thing, yeah?
Two lefts don't make a right, k?
Although three lefts does.
Hate that I had to use "k" :(.
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two hundred - seventy
that is the amount of three lefts
but why not go right
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At first I had five
And someone took away two
Now there are three left
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Left, right, right, and wrong.
Do something wrong, say sorry.
Maybe it was deserved?
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i feel so bad now
i wont do it again, promise
sorry mother, really am
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Father, daughter, son.
Boy, girl, male, female, or both O_o.
Last, but not least, mom.
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mom or mum , both same
why is spelling so different
this is why i fail (english lol)
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Practice makes perfect.
Practice, you'll get better, man.
Although it takes time.
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time, never enought time
monday to friday, school time
sun and sat, sport time
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Always to and fro.
Back and forth, never just stopped.
Take a quick breather.
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I am out of shape
But as the old saying goes
"Unless you count 'round'"
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Mine is amorphous (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/amorphous)
indistinct (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/indistinct), vague (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vague) and formless (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/formless)
what shape is YOUR mind?!?
Extra bonus, I meant to post after JANE's earlier one (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,3449.msg26374.html#msg26374):
I could never dance
'Was always a wallflower
I had THREE left feet!
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dance dance dance
till your body burns
like a fire from within letting u know your alive
Freedom agh freedom
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From within comes plans
Plans of freedom for many.
Many want freedom.
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Freedom has a cost
Heros sacrifice daily
The march home is long
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Longer than we know
But there is never enough
Don't waste any time
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Because there isn't
Enough time to waste at all.
Do things you enjoy.
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Such as play Halo,
go to the park with your kids
....not in that order
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Parallel parking
Not the funnest thing to do.
Perpendicular.
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X2 + y2
equals hypoteneus2
A right-triangle!
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I prefer meals squared
And I prefer my ice cubed
Sandwiches quartered
MODIFY: :giggle: I'm sure that's not right but that's my haiku!
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Aw, geez, I missed lunch.
Your haiku ruined it, Jane.
Now I'm SO hungry!!
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Rudy ruined it
He ruined his rune rupee
rotten roubles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_ruble), too....
(Raught-Roh! ::) ;D )
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Twilight Princess, fun.
Rupee's galore, money rules.
Whats a roubell-thing?!
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undeniably
a currency of Russia,
but it's spelled rubel
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Rubel, rubble, cool.
The rebels are rebelling.
Rebelling rebels O_o.
the O_o isn't supposed to be part of the Haiku :P.
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Betty and Wilma
Barney, Fred, and Dino too!
Call Bedrock their home!
(Name the cartoon in your next Haiku!)
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The Flinstones! LOVE IT!
"Flinstones, we're the Flinstones"... ahh.
Childhood memories...
Modified to add quotes and syllable :D.
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Kids are disgusting
They smell like dirty candy
And just as sticky
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I feel so... so... hm..
Unloved, I guess you can say.
I'm a whole 14!
EDIT: Accidentally had something in mind, but typed the wrong thing. Second one had 8 syllables :toughguy:.
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True...kids are sticky,
and they make me so tired
.......I think I'll keep them
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Frag and plasma nades.
Sticky and bouncy, like kids.
Erm, most kids at least.
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A RIDDLE-KU
Fewer than the sum
Not necessarily one
Never at the end
What's the link? ;D
MODIFY: Oh, and Plixity, I hope you know I was talking about 3-year-olds up there!
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Uhm... the link... is... um...
I have no idea, but
this makes a haiku!
Also, Jane, yeah I knew that. It just made a pretty good haiku :).
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A RIDDLE-KU
Fewer than the sum
Not necessarily one
Never at the end
What's the link? ;D
MODIFY: Oh, and Plixity, I hope you know I was talking about 3-year-olds up there!
"Let there be the 'least'"
less may be 'least we can do
"least" is NEVER "last!"
Well, Jane??
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^^!
Looks like I'm outclassed
Too many smarter folks here
But it's still a blast
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A blast from the past.
Made in 1999.
'Think they meant China.
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Class of '99
"Moving on the edge of time"
My graduation
I can't remember the actual saying from graduation, but it had SOMETHING to do with "edge of time" and I'm SURE it fit well in a haiku. ;D
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Go, '87!
It was twenty years ago, :aaaaa:
...man, I'm getting old :'(
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Go... ACK! Not yet! Dang!
It is in the future, meh.
"Back to the Future".
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Go, '87!
It was twenty years ago, :aaaaa:
...man, I'm getting old :'(
'87! Wow!
Not so long ago at all!
less 20-odd years?!? :o :o :o
(You "youngsters!" :LOL: OUCH! :-X )
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All or none, I say!
Take all and give nothing back!
Arr, I be pirate!
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Ninja Rocks are cool
Minis rake in view and posts
So won't you read them
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All or none, I say!
Take all and give nothing back!
Arr, I be pirate!
Ninja Rocks are cool
Minis rake in view and posts
So won't you read them
K, I give... confused
What was the link for that one?
Ian7: rules (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,3449.msg21777.html#msg21777)?
;D
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Disorientate
Befuddle, confound, perplex
Discombobulate
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oh oh oh oh oh
so sorry everyone my bad
won't happen again
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oh oh oh oh oh ----- 5
so sorry everyone my bad -----8
won't happen again -----5
Hey, Ian7
Syllable count is the key
5, 7, then 5
:winkgrin:
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I am bad at this
I will just stop now and stuff
Just kidding be back
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Haiku's are kind of--
It takes a bit of discip--
Practice makes perfect!
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mares eat oats, and does
eat oats, and little lambs eat
ivy. A kid'll ...
;D
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There, a noble steed
Listen to its harsh braying
"Did you say bray?" Nay!
PS- And now I know all about Mairzy Doats!
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Nay! If it be "steed"
methinks that it should not "bray"
I say it should "neigh!"
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Haiku's don't make sence
Like this one for example
Dead baby raptor
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Haiku's don't make sence
Like this one for example
Dead baby raptor
Alas! Once again!
Ye author's MUST read the rules
else ye be a "horse!"
:winkgrin:
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Here's my confession,
I'll say it until I'm hoarse:
I really like cheese!
If you say horse/hoarse over and over again, it starts to NOT sound like a real word... I keep wondering it I used it right :-\
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You like filly cheese?
I'm wrong...it should be 'Philly'
'Filly' is a horse
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It used to be thought
The Moon was made of green cheese
'best not eat GREEN CHEESE!
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:LOL: I knew that, just a little dyslexic
Sunday is the day
Lambeau field is where they play
Green and Gold flags sway
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Welcome newcomer!
Hope you enjoy haiku fun!
Please note: 5, 7, 5...
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Lily is now five
The age of my first born girl
Oh, wait...no, she's six :doh:
(She really wanted me to do one about her :winkgrin:)
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Time moves way too fast
When you think about the years
Unless you are young!
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Ode to January 10, 1982
"Joe Montana's back..."
"Dwight Clark into the end zone..."
"TOUCHDOWN NINERS!" (Woot!)
(AKA "The Catch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Catch_%28American_football%29)" ... seems like just yesterday....)
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Joe M. was a Chief
As was Warren Moon, I b'lieve
Old QB's die here
("Here" being the KC Chiefs ::) )
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death isn't the end
it's only the beggining
the circle of life
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Ahh The Game Of LifeTM!
Spin the wheel, land on PayDay!
Millionaire Acres!
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Spinning, spinning, GAH!
'Round and 'round she goes, spinning.
My brain is logic.
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NAND gates, XOR gates
RAH, RAH, RAH! / Breadboard circuits
are digitally FUN!
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Toasty warm fire
So nice too huddle up to
Just don't get too close!
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Raise your glasses high!
Congratulations to all!
And Hip-Hip-Hooray!
(I got Plixity's! Now what's my link? Anyone?)
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Commiseration.
Opposites attract - how odd.
And a Woe-Woe-BOO!
No idea what your link is :P.
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BOO...Halloween time!
Ghosts and Goblins rove the night
confections BEWARE!
American English classifies many confections as candy
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Hush little baby
Don't you cry. Daddy's gunna sing
You a lullaby.
Find the link anyone?
EDIT!!! I think the link between Mxy's and my previous one is "toasty", and a toast as in to make an announcement, or clink glasses in communion (XD)?
Not sure if that is what it is, though.
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Chimp Lancelot Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancelot_Link,_Secret_Chimp)
Secret Agent spy was he
TV improved since?!?
Ya, you got it right there, Plixity: "toast(y)"
As for yours, I see two possible links:
1) "BOO(-hoo)" ala a crying baby, hence "hush little baby"
2) "Daddy's gunna sing" == "BEWARE!" ;D
...And Kakashi: "confection BEWARE!"?? Huh?!?
No one would EVER get my link!: My youngest kid would always fall asleep to that show! :siderofl:
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Sneaking in the dark
Hiding in plain sight, disguised
Be mysterious
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Too predictable.
Some people just don't get it.
Be aware of things.
And Mxy, the Boo-hoo thing was good, but not the link I used :P.
Its was Goblins>War movie>LOTR>ring>Diamond ring>lullaby... ;D.
... I don't see a link in yours... I read the whole Lancelot Link thing, and don't see it... (though it sounds like a pretty... intresting... show).
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wait what things are we
so aware of is it vampires
no no it must cats
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Sing high, sing low, sing
chariot, coming fourth to
carry me home! WOOT!
"so aware of is it vampires" is 8 syllables, isn't it?
Can you find the link?!
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"so aware of is it vampires" is 8 syllables, isn't it?
Yup, sure is.
Let's go to Chorus!
It is a very fun class
Do re mi fa sol
;D
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School isn't too fun.
Gotta do it anyway...
Make the best of it.
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"Best School 'the best school
in the good ol' USA..."
My grade school's school song!
Paul L Best Elementary School
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Be best of the best
On top and over them all
Better than the rest
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Better take a rest.
I'm about to beat the best!
My turn to be best!
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Sir, surely you jest
I can't rest at your behest
Lest you become best
This guest is a pest
An over-confidence fest
But races with zest!
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Look to your west.
Dare I say that is a pest?
Nah-Nah! Made you look!
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I see no "west pest!?"
'Don't mind "first," "last," "best," or "worst..."
NOT "penultimate (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/penultimate)!"
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Do not be a pest,
Lest you want to go far west.
WAIT! I'm in the west!
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Looking to the west
The setting sun ends the day
Light into darkness
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Look to the east
The rising sun starts the day
Darkness into light
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Great job Plix!
East, west, up and down
Here and there and everywhere
Multidirection...
...al
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Korben Dallas here.
Off to Fhloston Paradise!
See my Multipass?
;D ;D
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Tee hee, OMG!
I LOVE The Fifth Element!
I'll watch it now. Bzzzzz!
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What? I feel so young...
What is this "Fifth Element"?
Is it worth watching?
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It is a good film,
I enjoyed it, anyway,
It's futuristic.
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Who is Dr Who?
Time-traveling alien?
Newer ones are good.
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Time is essential
Keep very close track of it
Breath-holding contest
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Mile and a half;
Held my breath through a tunnel
It was fun, but hard.
Hehe, on the east-coast tour, me, my brother, and my friend held our breath through a mile and a half long tunnel. It was pretty fun ;D.
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Hunh? Wha-? Where AM I?!?
Was holding breath through tunnel
And musta passed out!
;D
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Any longer, and
I probably would've, yikes!
I <3 oxygen!!!
;D
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Clouds, ice, and water.
Miracle liquid of life.
Good ol' H2O!
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Your head in the clouds
But feet firmly on the ground
You must be so tall!
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Very tall people, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famous_tall_men#258_cm_.288_ft_5_.C2.BD_in.29)
Darn pituitary glands
Sometimes too active.
DUDE! My sister has friends , one is 6' 7", one 6' 9", and the other 6' 11" (all male), and then another friend, like 4' or something (female)... its hilarious to see them next to eachother ;D.
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I've gotten so old,
Vertical growth is over,
time to grow sideways...
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Baby to child
Child to teenager, then
On to adulthood.
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ANOTHER RIDDLE-KU
(an old one, not original)
Four legs in the morn
Two legs in the afternoon
And three legs at night
What is it?
Should be easy!
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Babies crawl on four
Adults use only two legs,
Grandpa needs a cane.
Answer - homo sapiens
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Love, love, is a verb
This love is a doing word
Fearless in my breath.
Find the link? ;D.
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Don't suppress your fear
Fear is a motivator
Don't be overcome
I don't think I used "overcome" right... :bang: I'm not changing it.
Plixity: The only thing I can think of is that "crawl", "use" and "needs" are all verbs. :-\
Kakashi: Great haiku-ey response!
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Count to 5, and do
what you need to do, don't think
Sometimes it works, heh.
And Jane, nope thats not the link ;D.
If you watch House MD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_MD), you'd probably know :D.
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One, three, five, seven
Odd numbers are unpleasant
Not like the evens
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Two, four, six, and eight.
Even numbers are better.
Not like the odd ones.
EDIT: 1.2k posts =].
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2, 3, 5, 7
11, 13, as well
Quite special numbers!
AND
Naught (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/naught), 1, 1, 2, 3,
5, 8, 13, 21
Even MORE special!
(That was FUN! ;D )
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Pi is delicious!
3.14159
Is there a flavor?
;D
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It tastes a bit... odd.
All those 3's, and 1's and 9's...
So awkward... oh well...
Nice Haiku, Orbit =].
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Uhh... 2...4...6...8...
What do we appreciate?
Extremely low ping...
Man i love Haikus haha... they're fun.
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Extremely low ping...
Man what a wonderful thing...
Like Halo Racing...
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What's "droning" outside!
It's an extremely low BLIMP!
Cal' at home this week?!?
(Really! A MetLife blimp just went over my house a couple minutes ago!)
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I'm living downtown
Quite close to the small airport
Air Show: Stay away!
It's really loud, all those fighter jets zooming by... Although, not too long ago I heard one flying by and I ran to the window (to shake my fist at it, not because they're cool and I wanted to see it or anything) and just before it went beyond my view range, it did two barrel rolls. Awesome! I've never been to an Air Show... Oh, and I saw the MetLife blimp, too!
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run run, run away
he killed the elite, run
eat my lead grunty
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I have a pencil
I ask, "Is it made of lead?"
The answer is, "No."
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(Nice ones, Jimmy & Orbit!)
We seek An Answer...
The Question: Why Are We Here?
Answer: ... Wrong Question!!
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Mysteries, we seek.
Curiosities arise.
Can you figure it out?
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Odd and perplexing
A twist of genius, inspired
All hail paperclips!
"Inspired" better be two syllables... :arghfist:
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(Yes, it is two syllables, JANE! :toughguy: ;D )
Rain, sleet, snow, and hail
Fog, clouds ... of many kinds/forms
Good Ole atmosphere!
-
Explosions are fun!
Into Orbit you will go!
Can you survive it?
((These are fun.)) :siderofl: ;D
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I'll take a D E E P breath,
Then wait for gravity's hold,
YIKES...I'm set ablaze!!
-
If you are on fire
then go talk to subzero
he'll give you a hand
-
Arctic winters, BRR!
I prefer cold over heat
Death Valley is HOT!
-
Go get your jacket.
Let's go for an adventure!
It's pretty cold though...
-
Ahhhh Colossal Cave (http://www.rickadams.org/adventure/)!
Man THOSE were the Good Ol' Days!
TEXT adventure games! :o :embarrassed:
and another!:
'Hollow voice says "Plugh".
...Maze of twisty passages...
"XYZZY!"
(This is where computer "adventure" (FP) gaming began folks! W/o any graphics! :zoot: )
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Confusion occurs,
Simply natural, it is!
That's Mxyzptlk!
-
A NEW Super Boy!?
I want telekinesis!
"Mind over matter"!
-
:aaaaa: Telekinesis _idk_
What an amazing "power"
(Ahh) The wonders of life!
-
Wonder Twin Powers,
A C T I V A T E...FORM OF - water
SHAPE OF - a sponge mop (Anybody....anybody?)
-
Hm...dihydrogen-
monoxide... should it be banned
or not? You decide!
Facts about dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO):
* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms
in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
You know you've over dose'd on DHMO when you get any (or all o.o) of the following:
* Excessive sweating
* Excessive urination
* Bloated feeling
* Nausea
* Vomiting
* Electrolyte imbalance
* Hyponatremia (serum hypotonicity)
* Dangerously imbalanced levels of ECF and ICF in the blood
* Degeneration of sodium homeostasis
More information on it can be found here! (http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html)
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ROFL Plixity!
It seems we've come full circle!
Remember this one? (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,3449.msg36385.html#msg36385)
:winkgrin:
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HAHA! I forgot!
Ah... well, what do we do now?
Refrigerator (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,3449.0.html)
:siderofl:
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:LOL:
Round and round we go
'nother haiku, 'nother day
So I say: ... Touché!
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A bold pris de fer
Aknowlegement of the hit
His parry failed him
-
Do not mend fences
Communication is key
Fences separate
-
We say, "Beg For Mercy"
When together, we are strong.
The force is with us.
-
The future is near...
THERE! Did you see it go by?
Guess we have to wait.
-
Lo Halley's comet
Last seen, 1986
Next? In '61
-
Scrubs the toilet clean
even the bathtub and sink
It's great for tough stains!!
-
Super Mario!
Fighting beasts, fixing plumbing
With Luigi too!
-
Super Smash Brothers
February comes the Brawl
Can you handle it?
-
Go save the Princess!!
It's a very common task.
Join the adventure!
-
Go along with it.
It's best to not acknowledge
An ugly mustache.
This isn't me.
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/mustache.jpg)
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A fancy mustache
May have characteristics
Can you name any?
[.....I don't know where I went with this one.....]
-
A fancy goatee.
Perhaps some handle bars, too!
... Then there is peach-fuzz!
;D.
-
Heard of the face plant?
A sudden stop on a bike,
Over the handles.
-
Over the handles
I go up, flying, flying
Pavement tastes weird :(.
-
Purple, spiky hair
Facial piercings and tattoos
"Unique" is the word
-
I'm unique!... Right?... RIGHT?!
Gee, I sure hope I'm unique...
I'm one of a kind!
-
Neo stops bullets
He doesn't have to dodge them
Because he's The One
-
Bullets from a gun
A bullet can be painful!
Ouch! Oh my! That hurt!
-
Girls dancing Can Can!
... le Gaîté Parisienne!...
I'm Toulouse-Lautrec!
....'Makes me miss Paris! :-\ ::) [I know this GREAT place for crepes right near Notre Dame....]
-
Can Can, can you do
the Can Can! I CAN... Can't I?
Well, why couldn't I?
-
Oh, shoulda, woulda!
You say you'll do, do it.
Excuses are lame.
-
Coulda been shoulda
been, worse then you'd ever know...
Ride on the Dashboard.
-
Stubbed my toe today
It hurt but could have been worse
An amputation
-
Rewiring switches...
Black hot, White neutral, Green ground...
Whooops! 30 amps - BZZZT!
(Ya, I, um, gotta little "test current" while rewiring some switches Thursday. NBD, Just enough to make one jump while remembering how wierd it feels! ::) ;D )
LinkS anyone? (There are three that I know of!)
-
Woot for all chickens,
And their egg laying goodness,
indeed, praise them all.
Find the secret link(s?) :ninja:
-
I have no idea what the link is VxT... maybe it's "sure lucky you are" and "indeed"?
Thanksgiving is near
I'm fasting now and after
Compensatory
-
What is thanksgiving?
Never really heard of it...
Im British y'see.
-
Its all history;
Pilgrims landing, a great feast.
How we came to be.
-
Thanksgiving; How neat!
Yum! Delicious! Oh, I'm full!
Let's try some desert.
[Mmm.... apple pie!]
-
Desert sun, sand, wind
Arid and unforgiving
Not like apple pie!
-
I like to eat sweets.
I like hot, arid climates.
I eat desert (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/desert) dessert (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dessert)!
-
Sweet meat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet meat), disgusting?
Certainly not what you think.
Go ahead, try it!
-
How interesting.
Sweet meet is new to me! Yup.
Send it to me JANE! :P
[...via Paypal please! ;D :siderofl:]
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Sweet to meet you, Pal
Pay for your brains at the door
no credit, just Deaux.
-
I need to knead dough.
I have a complex, you see?
I'm left feeling flat.
-
BFM_Enoch
Departs vent to make the dough!
May your dough rise well!
MMmmMMMM! I'm imagining the SMELL of fresh-baked rolls now! :)
-
BFM_Enoch
Is it pronounced as egg nog?
Mmm.. The Holidays!
-
Egg nog = gross.
It's like sweet, white, creamy puke.
I'm going to be sick...
-
Stomach gurgling - Urp!
Can I make it to bathroom?!?
UGH! Messy mirror!
(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_10.gif)
(Rlly happened when I was 8... :embarrassed: )
-
Emesis, not fun.
Please take me to the doctor!
Where is 'Medic at?
-
Please put on this gown
And hop up on the table.
I will be right back...
(Three hours and twenty-two minutes later)
All right, now let's see.
Cramping, bloating, immense pain?
Just gas, back to work.
-
Oh, the gas prices!
Could they possibly get worse?
Up, up, up they go!
-
Up, up, up it goes
The balloon goes to the sky
Children stop and watch
-
On your mark, ... 'set... ... Go!
And there they go - down the track!
Oh Fateful stop watch!
-
Stop and watch the race,
Is that Mxy hog camping?
No! An imposter!
-
Is the name spelt right?
It's hard to imposter him!
It's Mxyzptlk.
-
Merriam-Webster (http://meriamwebster.com/)
My preferred dictionary
After paper books
-
Well for my money
it's dictionary.com (http://dictionary.com/)!
...'Easier to spell! ::)
-
Money? Give me some!
'Reminds me of Mr. Krabs! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_H._Krabs)
1..2..3..4..5
-
See the Post-It Notes?
Stuck here, there and everywhere.
The bright reminders.
-
Sticky notes, how fun!
There are so many colors.
What's your favorite?
-
"Rainbow of colors"
R O Y G B I V
Rainbow ... in order!
-
Oh, Roy D. Mercer!
Prank calls make me LOL.
Love the Royisms!
-
You'll get in trouble...
Prank calls are mischievous.
But, they are fun! Ha!
-
Prank calls may be fun,
But malicious rumors rock!
Orbit trips children. >:)
EDIT: Boo, that dirty smiley messed up my evil grin.
-
^^! :siderofl:
Orbit, how could you!
What did those kids do to you?
Santa is watching!!
-
:o Me? Tripping children?
I throw them into Orbit!
The accuser, Jane.
;D
-
The accused... Orbit :-\
Jane takes her case to Wapner. :angel:
The court... in session. :cop:
-
In Rain Man (http://imdb.com/title/tt0095953/), you know,
Dustin Hoffman likes K-Mart
For his underwear.
What's the link? Anyone? Anyone?
-
Well, it's not that hard,
"10 minutes to Wapner", right?
I hate that movie :P
-
How can you hate it?
Tom before that wretched film,
"Jerry Maguire"
-
Woot! Jerry Seinfeld!
What a funny T.V show ;D.
Heeellloooo!!!! La la laaaa!
-
Amazing music.
Sure some can be very good
Others not so much.
-
The Wiggles are good,
What's with the Star Trek Costumes?
Used to confuse me.
-
Wiggles are feaky.
Mostly the one with fake eyes.
Oh, you know which one...
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/yellowwiggle.jpg)
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Oh my, thats creepy...
The bright colors, yellow, red...
The fake smile... EWWW!
-
Once, I stepped in poo.
It was too cold and squishy.
Warm would have been worse.
-
Warm or cold, it's nice.
Rolling it with my back legs...
I'm a dung beatle.
-
Hot or cold, it's great.
Pizza is a tasty treat.
I don't like sausage.
-
Is that babygirl,
she is so adorable,
and very playful.
-
To adore something...
Lets get philosophical!
Well, on second thought...
-
Sometimes it's a flash
Insight comes in many ways...
not penultimate!
;D
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Always next to last
Why not just plain last? Come on -.-.
First is nice, I guess ::).
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Almost the worst team.
They just HAD to win a few. ::)
KC Royals suck.
-
What really suck is
having homework on Friday,
now that really sucks.
-
Homework or work work,
it will stop with the dirt nap,
no rest before then.
-
What's THAT? ... Not AGAIN?
'MetLife blimp spying on me!
AAARRRRRRGH, STOP! ... What'd I do?!?
-
Eyes in the bushes.
Eyes in shadows, eyes spying.
Potatoes? No I's
-
I'm all eyes watching.
The "ayes" have it! (All "aye eyes?" ::) )
'Least not you ewes! Eeeeeeeew!
:siderofl:
-
The gentle lamb sleeps.
Such simple beauty, but grand.
Watch out! Coyote!
-
A box from ACME...
"I'll get Road Runner next time!"
He thinks as he falls....
-
His plans always fail.
Though they never fail to fail...
Alas, they always fail.
-
How to never fail:
"Failure is not an option."
...
Just declare success!
-
Try to succeed, but
don't go overboard. You might
just end up losing.
-
Help! Man overboard!
'Glad that I'm safe and secure...
here on Titanic!
:o
-
It is a big world.
Experience what you can
On the MetLife blimp!
-
The Red Baron dives..
FIRES for the coups de grace.
BEHIND YOU SNOOPY!
-
Looking through your files.
Sifting through drawers, cabinets.
Mind your own business!
(Is "drawer" one syllable? It is now.)
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Looking through your files.
Sifting through drawers, cabinets.
Mind your own business!
(Is "drawer" one syllable? It is now.)
heh.
"Drawer" can be EITHER one OR two syllables!:
- If it's a boxlike thing that can be pulled out of furniture - as in your usage - it's one syllable: "drawer."
- If it's someone that DRAWS, they're a "draw-er" - two syllables!
Scully! ... Mulder! . . . Run!
Some out-of-this-world creature
is eating X-Files!
-
There's Gilbert Grape's mom
The floorboards groan for relief.
The link is a stretch ::)
-
Fruits are quite tasty
Grapes, apples, and bananas.
MMM, grapes are the best!
-
Tangerines... how yummy! :drool:
What kind of fruit do you like?
Colors of the fruit.
-
Kakashi, your link is "eating"! It took me a second... Okay! A minute!
Oh, how wonderful!
Nothing beats a white Christmas!
Snow flakes falling down.
-
There once was a time
when Christmas was magical
and Santa was real
-
His sleigh would ride fast
Full of every child's dream
Grown up Christmas list
-
Sniping on the bridge,
Spam nading, jumping out to kill.
Just go play Slayer!
-
but i r not gud
nuff to plae wif gud ppl
i slay nub racrs
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An "F" for spelling
An "A" for you slaying skills
I can't hit a barn
OK...But it's hard - BTW > :siderofl:
-
"B" for one typo.
A missed letter, second line.
Don't you edit it!
:roflol:
-
Where is the typo?
I have hidden one in here
My grammer is good!
-
Grammar: The Lost Art
Alas, no one gives a whit
'bout poor old grammar...
...Or even poor old grandad, either! :winkgrin:
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omg u nub
u misplt whiet hahahah
lawlnubrkinr
-
I dropped a shoe once.
Right on the keyboard. It typed
"lawlnubrkinr"
I thought nothing of it at the time, but apparently it's a word. I still don't know what it says. :-\
:LOL:
-
"lawlnubrkinr"
"lol noober kiner"
lawlnuberkinr...
;D.
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he he I have a poem project and here is what I wrote:
I like good brownies
they are chocolatey goodness
They taste very awesome
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he he I have a poem project and here is what I wrote:
I like good brownies
they are chocolatey goodness
They taste very awesome
Stop! Don't turn it in!
Haiku's are 5, 7, 5!
Your last line has SIX!
They taste ver-y awe-some
1 2 3 4 5 6
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mmk so instead of "they taste very awesome"
"They really taste really awesome"?
-
ACK! Wait a second!
That would be 8, not 7!
Perhaps we could help.
They rea-lly taste rea-lly awe-some
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
You could have something like "They taste amazing!"
EDIT: I think thats where the break in "really" goes... :LOL:.
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I like good brownies
They are chocolatey goodness
MMmmmmmm, they taste awesome!
(Just to get us going again!)
-
Thanks! I'll edit it! I owe you
-
Chocolate... Cookies, OI!
Is this a dream? They taste so...
Good! I want one now!
-
MMMmmMMM! Good & Plenty! (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/goodandplenty.asp)
'Were me favorite drive-in snack!
Licorice goodness!
-
Snacks are so tasty.
MMMmmMMM, I want some chocolate...
Or maybe some fruits.
-
He don't want "just fruit."
"Some fruits." A variety.
Bad grammar hurts me.
-
... den she wuz liek dood
y u do dat? and i was
liek wut lol?
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'Tis a Wintry time
All blustery and frigid
All bears in their dens....
-
The rabbits fur snow
white, all the little kids out
playing in the snow.
-
Ahh the pristine snow!
So quieting and calming.
(Don't eat yellow snow!)
;D
-
All the yellows know.
What makes greens/oranges so nice?
Reds and blues know, too... :-X
MODIFY: Oh, and that's pronounced "orn-ges". It's my poetic privilege to pronounce things however I'd like. I say this just in case it's actually pronounced "or-an-ges". :P
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Red vs Blue, ahh yes.
Funny stuff, why won't it end?!
Or perhaps it has...
-
red and Blue lets see
I love red more then blue but,
I will stay with pink.
-
Friar: "Stay thy hand!"
Oh, Romeo, Romeo.
Your book is boring.
-
LOL, poor Jane
Wherefore are thou Romeo
Deny thy father...
-
Hmmm, what to ask for?
Santa never brings my wish.... :-\
Alfa Romeo? (http://www.spider.alfaromeo.com/)
:zoot:
-
To wish, or not to
wish, that is the question. Uhm,
Dang, I want some food.
-
"That Is The Question?"
What was the question again?!?
Was it - - - - OOOoooO! Shiny!
-
Whoa... dood, lookey there!
It's so shiny... Must...have...now...
Hmm... Nachos sound good...
-
Whoa! Whoa there, Nelly!
Snake in the grass spooked the horse.
Aww, its leg has snapped.
-
Snakes are cool, I think.
So weird, and slithery...
Awesome eyes, as well!
-
Why so many snakes?
>Imagine God rubbing clay<
'Cuz they're so EASY! ;D
-
You must Seize the Night.
Got XP? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xeroderma_pigmentosum) Carpe Noctem!
Just Fear Nothing.
Anyone find the link? Its a toughie :).
Lets just say I finished this awesome book... and the title is in there. Should help :evil:.
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Oh Siii-el-ent Night
A time to embrace mankind.
Joy and Peace to All!
(Sry, Pliixity, I had to fire this one off while the opportunity was there! I'll try to answer your challenge later....)
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Time goes forth, even
though it seems like it is stopped.
Could it be it has?
NP Mxy, take your time... its Christmas after all! ;D
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Happy New Year! (In Advance!)
Yes, it goes forth, count
every third second.... Ball drops...
Down to ONE second....
You must Seize the Night.
Got XP? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xeroderma_pigmentosum) Carpe Noctem!
Just Fear Nothing.
Anyone find the link? Its a toughie :).
Lets just say I finished this awesome book... and the title is in there. Should help :evil:.
Assuming that you're talking about the BOOK, and NOT the magazine(!)....
' "Carpe Noctem- Sieze the Night": DO NOT Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons ...' and "dragons" in lore are often referred to as "snakes...."
And if I'm on the right path here, it appears that some of the main characters (all of them in the magazines!) are, um not very "light-tolerant," shall we say?? ::)
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GOOO! Wait, what is wrong?
The ball seems to be broken.
Hope it doesn't fall!
Hehe, close Mxy ;D
Yeah, I was talking 'bout the book, but what I was referring to in your post was an event that took place in that book; Seize the Night.
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Always get it done!
Don't wait or procrastinate (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/procrastinate)!
'Else you'll "drop the ball!"
-
Procrastination.
Oh snap. I just dropped by ball.
Can you pick it up?
-
Procrastinators,
Let's start a club! We'll meet when?
Tomorrow sounds good.
-
Tomorrow is fine...
... How about in two tomorrows?
... nevermind I quit.
-
Oh hardy-har-har!
maybe there's interest to start...
an Apathy Club?
(NAH!)
-
Do I want a slice
of bread, or a piece of bread?
How about neither...
-
Bread is too too slow.
"Baby I'm-a Want You"? Yuck.
And "Make It With You"
I almost like "Everything I Own" but it's too slow, too.
-
KAH-BAH-GEEE!!! Ewie...
The OOC, KAH-BAH-GEE
Order of Cabbage..
You'd have to know about RS, tip.it's forums, and some other things to get it ;D.
-
Goo goo, gah gah. Goo.
Hoo's da widdle baby? Yoo?
Yes, yoo da baby!
-
Easy on the 'Goo'
Too much goo will stick to you
babies can be gross.
-
Lets play some I spy
I spy with my little eye
Something very green!
-
Ahhh the Spring-like air...
The aromas of flowers...
and the fresh-cut grass....
(Funny that it's GREEN here when it's WHITE back in the midwest where I CAME FROM.... ::) :P :LOL: )
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Chemoreception...
The best way to find out if
the brownies are done
-
Chemoreception?
'That mean using a toothpick?
Now THAT'S the best way...
I looked up "chemoreception (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemoreception)" and in the Wiki brief description on the search results page, I saw the words "sensory receptor," "medulla oblongata" and "arteries" and thought, "Omg, he's not talking about sticking a FINGER in the middle to see if they're done?!" But then I clicked and learned... ::)
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Chemoreception?
Way too general a term....
You mean "olfaction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfaction)?"
*edit* OOPS! 'Just realized I re-used the same word from two back, so here's a "more proper" replacement!:
The good ol' toothpick!
'Best way to clean out those gaps!
...Or hold teeth in hands.... ::)
(Ya gotta be OLD to get this one!)
-
ROFL!!!!
Mystical moment,
the tooth-fairy is right here!
Dressed as my mommy.
-
The Cavity Creeps...
They say "We make holes in teeth!"
It gave me nighmares.
-
Wow, coincidence!
Thats the reason she came here,
that little fairy.
-
Be without reason
All irrationality
Crazy and alone
(Oooh, that was really haiku-y!)
-
(Yes, that WAS! VG!)
I used to drive FAST
Really nutty and dervish2 (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dervish)
Am I car-racey?!? :winkgrin:
-
Moonlight runners... wow.
Illegal much? Looks fun though.
Maybe its just me.
-
Fun is a good thing
As long as it does not harm
It is good to feel
-
Morticia, Gomez...
Ahhh, The Addams Family!
With Lurch, ... and Thing, too!
-
Mr. Mxy said
"Above, your post MUST relate" ^^!
Be now embarrassed :embarrassed:
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Mais non mon ami!
You underestimate me!
Both have the word "thing!"
:P
:winkgrin:
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Ahh, touchè Mxy!
Such a minute connection!
How about this one?
;D
-
The French Connection
I never saw the movie
But it fits well here
-
!! You folks are real good!
Creative poets abound!
Well if the shoe fits!...
-
A podiatrist
I wouldn't give them an inch
They will take a foot
-
I'm so bored right now,
I have nothing to do here,
are you feeling bored?
-
Only a tad bit.
I've managed to entertain.
A thing called Starcraft!
-
Starcraft is alright
Warcraft and it are alike
halo beats them both.
-
Agreed, Halo wins!
Killing, sniping, slaying, fun!
Although not on race!
-
Ahhhh, so many games
And so little time to play
Need to sleep, sometime :morning:
-
The older you get
the less pillow time you see
...HELLO, crack of dawn!
-
As we get older
we're more clever and wiser
and >CRACK!< OW!! MY BACK!!
-
Poor MrMxy.
Sounds a lot like my padre.
Poor, poor old people ;D.
-
Listen to the sounds
Of my joints pop, pop, popping.
It feels good to stretch!
-
Imagination
By any stretch you may try
You make nary a sound
-
Imagine Nations
Without Borders, Without Fear...
Sorry John Lennon....
Link anyone?? :muah:
Anyone? ? ?
-
Thank you, John Lennon
For the "All we need is Love"
Sad that you are gone
(Mxy, you wanted a link for "Imagine Nations" ? Most excellent play on the Imagination.) :thumbsup: As for the lyrics to Lennons song, here you go: http://www.lyricsdomain.com/10/john_lennon/imagine.html (http://www.lyricsdomain.com/10/john_lennon/imagine.html)
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"Love You," "Please Be Mine,"
"Cutie Pie," "Sweet Stuff," "Kiss Me..."
Valentine's Day soon!
-
Ah, sweet Valentine.
All the love, and happiness.
Please be mine, wont you? :love:
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Explore happiness.
Journey and destination.
Never stop looking!
-
JANE I think you mean
"Don't Stop Believing" instead?
THAT song's by "Journey...."
:winkgrin:
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Wait - instead of what?
Don't stop believing instead...
Journey by that song?...
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Flippity Flopper (5)
My head got hit with a stick (7)
I like red apples (5)
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Flippity Flopper (5)
My head got hit with a stick (7)
I like red apples (5)
My dear, dear Diehard...
Haikus here must link from last
Please read the first post (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,3449.0.html)
(Although there IS one stretch of a possible link, so please DO explain if that's it.... GJ! on the meter/syllables format, too! )
So here's my link to:
Wait - instead of what?
Don't stop believing instead...
Journey by that song?...
Dear Plixity-Plox:
If you are, indeed, confused
you can PM me!
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I've met someone else.
We both must go our own ways.
'Nice while it lasted!
(What's the link? It's a toughie!)
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Do NOT go that way!
Please give us another try.
Meet me on the tracks?
(You're right, the link is a toughie and I'm trusting there is one. Tried matching it to all three of Mxy's entries in his last post, but to no avail - YET) :doh:
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?skcart eht no em teeM
.yrt rehtona su evig esaelP
!yaw taht TON oD
Man, that is a really slick link there, Jane, I can't seem to find it :(.
EDIT: I think I might have something. The first part of Mxy's Haiku starts off kind of like a letter, and yours would seem to be the middle...
Dear Plixity-Plox
I've met someone else.
We both must go our own ways.
'Nice while it lasted!
Am I right? :-\
-
Plix might not know it...
The dreaded Dear John letter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_John_letter).
Better watch out guys!
Pretty good Plix! I don't know if you're familiar with the term but you had the right idea.
You win the prize: 2c
-
Deer bounds away, scared...
John steady's his Winchester...
"Let her have it, John!"
-
Need farm equipment?
Note: "Nothing runs like a Deere."
Heh! . . . John Deere (http://www.deere.com/en_US/deerecom/usa_canada.html) that is!
:winkgrin:
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A John Deere tractor
always run really smoothly
But, thats what i heard
Good link? :-\
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(Good enough!)
Guy 'Tor' from Finland
at horse races asked "What's that?"
"Why that's a track, Tor!"
:winkgrin:
*edit* How sad is this: I'm STILL cracking myself up from this one! :-X
At least I'm easily amused! ;D
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:siderofl: Track tor lol i get it ^^!
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Rotten little eggs.
They smell a lot of rot now.
Right? Right now? Thought so.
-
Jane has a new beau
I thought that was sooooooo rotten!!
What is his name - TOR???
(Couldn't resist linking to several postings) ::)
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You know his name well.
You can see him in your mind.
Good ol' Whats-his-face! :bang:
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Have you heard of him?
You know, whats-his-face. That guy.
You know a John Doe?
-
No, we've never met.
But someone here knows him well!
'MUST be known by JANE! :winkgrin:
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Ware the boll weevil!
That cotton-eating insect.
Brook Benton (http://www.youtube.com/v/bNREIDOO5E0&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1) knows it...
:doh:
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Such a teeny bug!
...And teeny motorcycle?!?!
Weevil Knievel!?!
Oh YES I did JUST DO THAT!!! :P :o :winkgrin:
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Tried to jump the Snake
He landed in the river
I still bought the toy
-
The snake sheds it's skin
In the light of the warm sun
Fireworks display
-
BOOM BOOM Fireworks!
Sparkle in the moonlit night...
How quite beautiful.
-
Beauty in the eye
Of the beholder, so says
The lady warthog!
-
Big warts on my hog
I shall call her my beauty
She has great rockets
-
Oh my, time has passed
I fear I have grown rusty!
Not RUSTY0!
-
Natural Language?
Ambiguity.
Take "Time flies like an arrow...."
SEVEN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_language_processing#Concrete_problems) diff' meanings! :o
-
Haikus: Where art thou?!?
Languish in the minds of Man?
>Sniff!< . . . Made double post!
-
double post! oh no!
what could we possibly do?
just press delete!
-
All days but Sunday
I giggle: The Mail Lady
Oxymoronic?
-
Let's mail a letter!
How about Havoc, New York?
Have I been opened yet?
-
Open Sesame!
KaZAM!, Presto!, Voila!, Poof! . . .
Locked out of my house.... :embarrassed:
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In a locked room waits
The answer to my question
Meaning of Life? Forty-two
***there is a "literature" reference there...hope somebody gets it***
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Deep Thought pondering...
... 7.5 million years ...
"You won't like answer..."
:siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
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I don't understand...
Mxy, you talk in riddles.
I hate riddles, man.
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:dance:
Thanks Mxy...you made my day!
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"Maid in Manhattan"
J.Lo acting? I don't know...
I'm undecided.
-
Republican? Or
Democrat? NAH! Think I'll vote
UNDECIDED! (Pwnd!)
-
Float down the river.
My raft carries me away
'Cuz I lost my oar. :mike:
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Up the creek again
This time it is not my fault
The cows told me to
-
Haiku, Haiku.
How I dislike Haikus.
They used to make us write them in middle school.
How I Dislike Haikus.
-Bonessi
-
For future reference,
Bon, end with the same number
That you started with.
(of syllables I mean) ;D
-
Polysyllabic,
Makes me sound educated,
Really I'm a dunce.
-
Wore a dunce cap once,
When I was in the first grade.
Very un-P.C.
-
I gotta pee, see?
I waited 'long as I could.
"Powdering my nose."
-
The nose always knows.
Is this a detective tale?
No, tis but a chef.
-
My Hog has no nose
but with Enoch my gunner
we sniffed out trouble! ::)
IZZZI
-
I'm Lucky Bucket..
L-O-L, I am so bored..
My Haiku is done.
-Lucky-
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How did I not see...
this post that someone has made
well, heres mine, enjoy ::)
Widget
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Being bored2, I sniffed3 mine1.
A quandary thus begot!
(There! I linked last THREE! :P )
1:
How did I not see...
this post that someone has made
well, heres mine, enjoy ::)
Widget
2:
I am a person..
L-O-L, I am so bored..
My Haiku is done.
-Lucky-
3:
My Hog has no nose
but with Enoch my gunner
we sniffed out trouble! ::)
IZZZI
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Brackets do not count
As syllables in Haiku -
Lucky for Mxy! :)
IZZZI
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O IZZZI, IZZZI!!
Don't you know?!? Those aren't brackets!
They're parentheses!!
;D
[But if it was a mathematics formula I'd let you call them "brackets!" ::) ]
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Aren't "parent's theses"
Species of assessment for
Mom and Dad's degrees?
lol
IZZZI
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Aren't "parent's theses"
Species of assessment for
Mom and Dad's degrees?
My parents are mean.
Why? Why are they so evil?
I am just kidding
:D
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Bump
isnt someone going to make one based off'a mine?
:D
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Your parents are fine
But my sisters are way worse
Somebody save me !
:haw:
Widget
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Your parents are fine
But my sisters are way worse
Somebody save me!
No need to be saved
I do not have a sister
I guess I'm Lucky
-
You may be Lucky,
but my sister just got tags,
so watch out, Lucky!
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Who is your sister?
Is she related to you?
Really.. Is it true?
-
sisters I have none
brothers of mine I have four
who left the seat up
-
A brother I have
He plays Halo races too
Not as much as me!
-
That is interesting...
Is your brother any good?
If so, bring him on :P
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(Okay, that's been like AN ENTIRE PAGE about family members! Where has our variety gone?!?! ::) :embarrassed: )
Haiku Riddle Time!
Famous TeeVee line oft said:
"Missed it by THAT much."
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Ooh ooh please pick me!
That's an easy on Mxy
Got to be Get Smart!
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You got it Kiwi!
But the spell check failed on you....
You meant "one" not "on?"
:winkgrin:
Ooh ooh please pick me!
That's an easy on Mxy
Got to be Get Smart!
-
Spellcheck is pointless
When you're on a computer
We know what you mean :winkgrin:
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/me applauds.
Answering Mxy,
Widget used haiku format
brilliantly with wit.
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What is spell chekker?
Is that sum kind of program?
Never herd of it
-
You need a chekist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chekist).
Combatting unorthodox
spelling is his joy.
-
NOTE: I teach English...
But inventiveness is fine...
IF meaning stays true!
:winkgrin:
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Mr.mxy you
have a very strange name and
that is also true
-
A question for all:
Where did the Haiku come from?
Was it medieval?
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Haiku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku) has a past
varied, transmuted, rooted
in ancient* Japan
* Okay, so "ancient" here really means "pre 1600s," but other, less formal forms of related Japanese poetry gave root to the more formulaic early versions of the Haiku, which technically "took form" in the 1600s.... ::) :P
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What is a haiku?
Am i supposed to read this
With a melody?
-
Reading is boring.
But if I read a good book...
...Then I like reading.
-
there is nothing wrong
with reading man, as long as
its a dan brown book!
-
I only read books
by Anthony Horowitz (http://www.anthonyhorowitz.com/)
He is amazing ;D
-
This Anthony guy,
Tell me some more about him.
How good are his books?
-
Have you ever heard
of the Alex Rider (http://www.alexrider.com/) books?
Go check them out soon
-
Let's revive this thread
I enjoy looking at these
Post some new ones now!
*pweeeze?* :angel:
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I concur with Widge.
I'm not that creative, but
I can write haikus! :smly_a_wink:
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Creativity,
Somethings just come natural...
Or so it would seem!
-
Sew goes the seamstress....
She also sows (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sow) wheat and corn.
So she mends crops too!
Next poster wanna guess the link, too? ::)
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"Nepotism", eh?
ONe of mxy's favourite words;
Use it daily, guys!!
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This is very hard
I never did this before
oh wait i did it!
-
Never say never
But never ever give up
I'll never get it
-
As Rick Astley said,
"Never Gonna Give You Up"
On Thanksgiving Day ;D
-
Thanksgiving has gone
So have Christmas and New year
Soon it's Easter folks!!!!
-
I love passengers
When a rocket hits I'm fine
So I just drive off
-
Miserabilis
You're supposed to link Haikus
Have another go?
-
oops
Easter is so fun
We hide eggs of all colors
some bunny is involved
-
How's that one linked then??
DOn't worry, it's not the end
Of your posting here
...
yet! :muah:
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We should thank Mis here
For reviving this great thread
Now let's get posting!
:winkgrin:
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Except of course widge
If you looked more carefully
you'd see it was me!!
... who revived it
-
Yes Jim is correct
As you can clearly see now
I'm not good at this
-
No! That's much better
Now I'll move the topic on
from this to Science
-
Science hurts my head
A chemical equation
and i fall down dead
-
Without Chemistry
Life itself would certainly
Be impossible!!
-
I prefer physics
Throwing rocks and stuff is fun
Oops I hit someone
-
You must have math skills
This is something that I lack
I prefer nap time.
-
I have those math skills
But the AP Chem midterm...
Can you say "uh oh"...
:embarrassed:
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Doh! Widge! you posted
Just before I'd finished mine
Still, good luck ol' boy!!
-
I took reg chem last
but to get my new degree
I have to get more
-
I hope you do well
But now to change the subject
Look at my dolphins!!
-
huh, what are dolphins?
so are they some kind of fish?
and are they tasty?
-
There's absolutely
No way I passed chem's midterm
This cannot be good :-\
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Don't worry Widget
Perhaps you did betterish
Than you thought you did
-
Have some cheer, old widge
You'll be fine, but once more let's
Look at these dolphins!!!
-
Dolphins like water
Chickens prefer the warm land
But both love jimbo
-
Well got a C+
Better then I thought I'd do
Let us celebrate :toot:
-
COngratulations!!
Always nice to be surprised
at a good result!!
-
Why hello there jim
How are you doing today?
how bout you widget?
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I'm fine thankyou, mis
Old widget with his tags is too
So it's all good mate!!
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spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam
:muah:
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Kiwi's a spammin
Mis and jim are greeting me
Now I feel so loved :winkgrin:
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Don't we all love spam?
It is juicy and sweet, and
much better than pie!
:yuck:
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Goalie's smiley did-
n't work but then it's the thought
that counts, ain't that so?
-
There should be a :yuck:
A terrible oversight
Why don't we add it?
-
That's not really up
to me; maybe you should do it
if you have some time!!
-
Oh come now jimbo
You should invent a new way
To emote yucky!
-
no way miser, sir.
I'm a technophobe you see
this job ain't for me!!!
-
Oh come now jimbo
I like to reuse some lines
Because im not smart
-
The Pittsburgh Steelers
win Super Bowl XLIII
We can all go home.
:)
-
I want a kitty.
I REALLY want a kitty.
Because I like Cats.
-
Hey! People! People!
Each Haiku must link to last!
Please read the first post (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?topic=3449.0)!
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Silly neglectful people
Those who insist they don't read
The rest of the thread
-
I'm sorry, my bad.
I never read the first post.
We still can have fun!
-
Despite being right
It's still always best to read
The very first post first
-
Kinda hard for me
when the website is layed out
like I have it, 'know?
I try to read the
first post but it's at the end
of the thread, not (the) start.
(I have my layout preferences set to show the most recent posts first, that way I don't have to scroll down past previous posts that I have read. Makes it a bit hard when people reference previous posts, but I can usually tell what they mean.)
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That's certainly odd
I can't imagine why you'd
Bother to do that
-
Hey, hey, come now sir
People like things differently
Can't we just accept that?
(I would use your name but I wasn't too sure if it was 1 syllable or 2 :P)
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Hey, hey, come now sir
People like things differently
Can't we just accept that?
(I would use your name but I wasn't too sure if it was 1 syllable or 2 :P)
Alas we CANNOT!
Different is fine, anarchy...
NOT! ...Ribbon of words!
::) :winkgrin:
And... One syllable?
or two? STRIKE TWO to be sure:
...It's four syllables!
:muah:
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Nah, ye old wise one,
for you still are not correct.
My name be just one.
-
I think MXy means
That if you added "Bee Eff Emm"
Then it would be four.
-
Alas! I meant that
Widget (quote) was incorrect!
Can we move along?!?
:siderofl:
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Of course we can't sir
That would mean changing topics
Which is forbidden.
-
Unless I do this
Changing the current topic
by saying halo
-
No, no, no, no, no
For this surely will not do!
We can't change topics!
-
Sorry, but we're changing.
Not because we're debating,
but because I'm bored.
-
Well, that's fine with me
Unless someone disagrees
We shall now digress.
-
Ahhh, I love good food!
Aromas, flavors, textures...
You said "digest," right?
::)
:winkgrin:
:P
-
Oh Mxy, Mxy
You and your crazy word play
You're funny...sometimes :P
-
digest, digress, pfft.
It doesn't really matter,
as long as it's fun.
-
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
what a way to cheat at this
just repeat a word.
-
A better loop hole
Is to use a lot of these
:neckbeard: :neckbeard: :neckbeard: :neckbeard: :neckbeard:
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what do you mean sir?
Surely not a load of these:
:) ;D :o :'( :LOL:
-
I don't think that's good.
You using smileys as words
should be against rules... :siren:
-
You could have at least
Used the syllables in them
So that it makes sense
:doh:
-
I did though goalie
if you read them correctly:
"Smaal, grin, gasp, cry, laugh!"
-
What's wrong with smileys
'Cause I use them all the time
I will use one now
;D
-
I just found this thread
I can come up with something
in time better yet
-
I found a staple
I found it in the carpet
With my bare foot - ouch!
-
staples hurt a lot
I had one in my hand once
it was not very nice
-
NOTE: Water, Water
Everywhere... on OUR planet.
...The staple of life!?!
-
Once upon a time
I attacked a stapler
Very bad idea
-
Once upon a time
I attacked a stapler
Very bad idea
Uh-Oh! >tsk< >tsk< >tsk< !
a syllable from line two
got into line three!
:LOL:
(Thanks for the bump, Tandem! :winkgrin: )
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It's really easy
to mess up a Haiku, man.
Shall we try again?
(okay, that didn't
make any sense to me. So
do I try again?)
-
(This isn't in haiku form just letting you know)
I'm planning on writing one of my college essays in a series of haikus, if it's really good I'll post it here :winkgrin:
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(This isn't in haiku form just letting you know)
I'm planning on writing one of my college essays in a series of haikus, if it's really good I'll post it here :winkgrin:
Permission granted to allow one and only one post by Wid-Get that does NOT follow the "something to do with the previous haiku" rule.
(And if someone turned in a haiku-style essay to me that didn't meet the same content standard - or better, in fact - I'd dock 'em a grade.... ::) So don't skimp, Wid-Get!)
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It has been so long
so i thought I would post one
think i will do two
Just letting you know
Haiku's may cause brain cramping
ouch it kind of hurts!
-
Man, who could have known
That Haikus caused brain cramping
I feel bad for you
:undecided:
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Well, I don't know Floyd.
I find Haikus easy to
write - or do I rea- ?
Okay, that was bad.
Ending with a half-formed word
Kind of looks silly.
-
You're right it does, man
Especially coming from you
What is wrong with you?
:winkgrin:
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Technically, Widge,
I did it deliberately.
For "comic" effect.
Also, so's you know,
"Deliberately" is said thus:
"Del-lib-brut-lee" - four!!
What I mean to say,
is that my first haiku had
the correct pattern.
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Now, now, 360
The preferred form is more like
de⋅lib⋅er⋅ate⋅ly....
:winkgrin:
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Mxy, as you know,
English is quite flexible,
syllables are too!
For example, I
say "lie-bree" but in the States,
it is "lie-brair-ee".
-
Never done a Haiku,
I Dont know if this is right
Cheese cats eat cheese
???
-
Well there Mr. T
You got the syllables right
But the wrong order
It's supposed to be
5-7-5 but you did
6-4, not 5-5
:P
-
Are you mocking my
Poor English grammer
Skills? *snif snif snif snif*
Ran outa things to say
-
No, not at all T,
Though your spelling may need work -
"grammar" has two a's.
-
speed distance time squared
but math cannot calculate
the blood element
-
I'm sorry, Akuma?
That seemed rather off-topic -
Don't forget to link!!
-
We had to link these?
Wow i was just posting stuff
That had nothing same.
-
It says in the rules
Yours has to be connected
To the last haiku
:P
-
well i didn't read
i just typed out what i felt
it seemed like a good one
-
We all make mistakes.
No one is perfect, buddy.
So let's keep going!
-
Nice touch there, Goalie
Never knew haikus could be
Inspirational
:winkgrin:
-
Confucius he say
"Forget injuries, never
forget kindnesses."
The cool thing of that
is that that is word-for-word
what the quote source said.
-
I choose to reply to,
the first quote that you have made,
I would like to say
A philosophy,
Actions speak louder than words,
show that you really care.
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Uh-Oh! >tsk< >tsk< >tsk< !
'Got to watch your meter there!
Count: 5-7-5!
I choose to re-ply to, 6
the first quote that you have made, 7
I would like to say 5
A philosophy, 5
Actions speak louder than words, 7
show that you real-ly care. 6
Keep it up, tho! GJ!
-
ooh my bad i will,
work on counting my meter,
more accurately
-
Toot, I'm back on this
Wonderful topic, full of
Inteligent peeps
-
Okay, be mindful
of the rule to build off the
haiku before you!
Visit the first post (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,3449.msg21777.html#msg21777)
to get the lowdown and scoop
... or be a real poop!
;D
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hey!get the lowdown,
come and get your news and be,
educated!word.
-
I got your news, man...
but from what I can see here...
peeps gave up haikus!
-
sudden change occurs
perspectives unintended
the view while flying
-
VERRRY nicely done in several ways, Archer! Touché! :neckbeard:
Cha-Cha-Cha-Chain-jez!
Reminded me of song by
Great David Bowie!
-
My thanks very much Mxy!!
spitting out mayhem
tiny gifts will impact soon
spinning motion cools
Hint: playing off of the word "chain"
Extra Hint: We are a Halo racing clan after all!
-
Rockets hurt much more
And make big explosions
Reload is killer
-
dusty roiling wind
memories of hearts beating
quickly moments pass
-
faster and slower
einstein's theory proven true
time is relative
-
But, what's time really?
It's something most people waste
I use mine wisely
:winkgrin:
-
I wasted time bad.
Had three projects due at once.
Now there's only one.
(But I am still late
only because the other
two were due today)
-
Late Nights Spent Racing,
Early Times Spent Sleeping In,
The Joys Of Summer!
This Is Fun! :)
-
Rain falls heavily
The temperature is low
Summer has begun
-
Cold wet drips fall down.
Ending in a small puddle...
Rains journey to Earth!
:)
-
Here are three :D
The King's and Queen's thrive,
On the hard work of peasants,
But never a thanks.
Dreams so good they wake,
Are never good afterwards,
The horriable truth.
The Sun and Moon shine,
The Sun is celebrated,
Why is the Moon shunned?
-
Did those three haikus
Have anything to do with
The one before it?
Need we remind you
Of the rules of this fine board?
Please refer to Mxy:
Okay, be mindful
of the rule to build off the
haiku before you!
Visit the first post (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php/topic,3449.msg21777.html#msg21777)
to get the lowdown and scoop
... or be a real poop!
;D
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Okay, building off bfm_mufnman's haiku...
Spring is good and bad
Good because of change, bad since...
Well, the allergies.
-
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator
Um, you DID read the ENTIRE first post, right??:
Okay.
I LOVE Haikus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku)! I make them up on the spot all the time, about any topic/event.
So, in this thread I invite you to MAKE UP A HAIKU with a CONNECTION to the previously-posted Haiku!
Rules: (RULES?!?! Who needs RULES?!?!)
- You MUST have SOME link - use a key word, topical, or on the same general subject, or you will be sought out and punished harshly!
- You MUST post a proper Haiku, in proper format or you will be CASTIGATED (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/castigated)!
- If you get a pop-up that someone has posted since you started posting YOUR Haiku (which is a REALLY NICE FEATURE, BTW!) please DO ANOTHER HAIKU BASED ON THE MORE-RECENT ONE (or at least check that your's still works with the new one...) or we'll edit embarrasing things into your out-of-cyle post! ;)
- You MUST have fun or we'll all be supremely dissapointed!
Okay, here's mine to kick things off! (Syllable count provided as an aide for beginners):
Haiku's are easy (5)
But sometimes they make no sense (7)
Refrigerator (5)
:LOL:
Okay, so here's my haiku contribution, inspired by L°§tMyMiNÐ's:
Seek the Spring Of Life
Within find Good and Evil
May your Spring be Well
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Oops soz Mxy lol I just posted a funny Haiku :P
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Here is something neat.
It lives in a box of wheat.
Hippopotamus
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Here is something neat.
It lives in a box of wheat.
Hippopotamus
...And that relates to my last haiku....
in no way whatsoever?
Folks: Please read the first post to find out about how this thread works....
'Guess I'll just have to post another one, based on my last one now!:
Mary had a lamb
The little lamb would run and play
Then it found the well...
>KERSPLASH!<
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In the well it sat.
The water around it's knee's.
Drinking to delight.
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It is such a shame:
this thread seems to have dried up
Just as Water can.
Pity those who must
Rely on wells to quench their thirst
When they can run dry.
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It is such a shame:
this thread seems to have dried up
Just as Water can.
Pity those who must
Rely on wells to quench their thirst
When they can run dry.
Oops! The second part -
in line two, in fact, I'm sure -
has EIGHT syllables! :siren:
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Oh my! I counted
seven when I first wrote it
Must have slipped up... D'Oh!
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It is not enough
To speak in haiku format.
Counting on fingers.
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Indeed! Like Einstein,
I mess up sums; But that's all
We have in common. :'(
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Well I'm no Einstein!
You'll certainly see fingers
a-flicking from me!
:winkgrin:
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Five fingers per hand
Or four on each one if you
Don't include the thumbs...
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No thumbs, Three60?
Maybe that's why you messed up!
It is possible...
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Possible, Lucky?
More like probable, frankly.
Oh well, never mind!
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Mind over matter!
It's a wonderful imp trick!
LOOK OUT! PIANO!
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Watch out for that thing!
It makes a wonderful sound
When it hits your head
:bang:
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My head’s pretty strong
Pianos may not break it
But an anvil would!
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Don't be so headstrong:
A feather can break diamond
IF you do it right....
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Oh come on Mxy
A feather breaking diamond?
I don't believe you
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It's EASY-PEASY!:
- Diamond in liquid nitro'
- Swing feather Mach 6!
;D :P
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I don't believe you!
Diamonds, they are just too hard
For that trick to work
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Diamonds: Valuable
If you have one you are rich!
Except in Minecraft.
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'Tis strange that you have
A conversation entire
In rigid rhythms.
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'Tis strange that you have
A conversation entire
In rigid rhythms.
OK, I give up:
What's the tie-in to last one?
Please: Do tell, Marty?
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I think he was just
Making a gen'ral remark
About all our posts?
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The land was destroyed
General Jeb looked with disgust
Many men had died
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The land was destroyed
General Jeb looked with disgust
Many men had died
Again, I'm confused:
Each post must link to prior,
First post (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?topic=3449.0) makes that clear....
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Honestly, Mxy,
The link was clearly marked out
By the word in red.
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Again, I'm confused:
Each post must link to prior,
First post (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?topic=3449.0) makes that clear....
What I tried to show,
With the highlighted red word,
Was the link to Threes'.
His use of "gen'ral"
And my use of "General" too.
Does that link enough?
If not, I'm sorry.
My thoughts were it still counted.
I apologies.
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Apologise not
Most people are confused here
Even alien imps.
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The land was destroyed
General Jeb looked with disgust
Many men had died
Again, I'm confused:
Each post must link to prior,
First post (http://www.bfmracing.net/forums/index.php?topic=3449.0) makes that clear....
First post is quite clear.
Oh, by the way Muffin Man...
...That's eight syllables.
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But surely, Lucky
Those latest three rhyming lines
Don't link to my post?
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We fuss too much on
Links, guys. Maybe we should get
Back to poetry?
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Forsooth! He's hit it!:
"Edgar Allen Poetry"
'Page turner, indeed!
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Forsooth, sir? Odds fish!
I have not seen that word used
For so many years.
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And long may it be
Afore that aged word shall
Strike mine ears again.
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Words may come and go
Language of Man has many
...The first being ... "UGH!"
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How can you be sure?
Language's origins are
Lost in't fog of time...
Unless, Mxy you jest
That you it was that aeons past
Uttered that first groan!
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How can you be sure?
Language's origins are
Lost in't fog of time...
Unless, Mxy you jest
That you it was that aeons past
Uttered that first groan!
You're quite close, Marty...
T'was me that bopped caveman Ogg
That made him yelp "UGH!"
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That makes no sense, sir
If UGH was't first word spoken
From whence came Ogg's name?
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'twas Ogg *I* named him
- if anyone why not me? -
...Vorbis (http://www.vorbis.com/) was his home! :winkgrin:
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After years of work
Th'origin of words is found
In a 5D imp.
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my clan time, long done
this board, my favorite perch
Be Forever Masked