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General Category => Gaming and Halo-themed Games => Halo RPG => Topic started by: Geekums on July 23, 2007, 05:24:42 AM

Title: Titan Wars
Post by: Geekums on July 23, 2007, 05:24:42 AM
{From Geek 7/23/07: Transferring Titan Wars RPG to forums... Man this'll take long...}

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the basic scenario is 2 opposing armies on a battlefield
each led by a god, being a god means you have absolute power limited only by your imagination. Each player has one cast per turn

Eg. JOE:*Cast's "5 year old" a small child leaps onto the battlefield sweeps away your amassed hordes and proceeds to ram your remaining tank's into each other at amazing velocity, smashing them into itsy bitsy smithereens.*

RICH: *Casts "bill gates" the battle field crashes your enemies become warped beyond recognition and suffer permanent seizures a small box appears on it there is writing as follows "Unhandled child at line 0_000001" *

It is automaticly asumed that at the begining of each turn a god will re-summon a new army to fight for their cause

The winner is the most recent person to decimate thier enemy

If u would like to play post your Cast here and check in to see who is currently reigning supeme!

so....who will start off this adventure? me? ok!

*casts Sheila the tank, who's friendly fire lock is off, so friends can be targeted, and shoots my own army, but destroys half of the first person who posts here's army*

^^ From Devin


{From Geek 7/23/07: Instead of mindlessly copying and pasting the whole old thread, I'm gonna copy and paste the LAST page of the old thread. This way it'll be easier for me lol}

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*Casts candy and everyone gets stuck in the stick mess*

^^ From Razgriz

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*casts acid storm to wash away everything in the field!

^^ From Mottin

Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Jixar on July 23, 2007, 10:27:53 PM
Casts Rain of Marios and a million Marios fall from the sky and start jumping on everyones heads.
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Igor on July 24, 2007, 03:37:47 AM
Casts bowser to deafeat the marios
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Jixar on July 25, 2007, 12:08:35 PM
Casts Metal Gear and squishes Bowser flat.
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Rázgrìz on July 25, 2007, 01:54:18 PM
*casts acid rain, and everything disovleves*
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Fanatic on July 25, 2007, 07:03:15 PM
cast a super bowl of super choclate everyone eats it ans everyopne is to fat to move
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Igor on July 26, 2007, 03:11:35 AM
*Casts weight watchers everyone joins and loses weight*
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Fanatic on August 09, 2007, 11:06:37 PM
wendys is built everyone quits weight watchers



mmmm wendys!
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Igor on August 10, 2007, 06:28:51 AM
*casts wendy*Someone called Wendy files a case against her name being used as a fast food outlet, and wins, 'Wendy's' is never built.*
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Rázgrìz on October 20, 2007, 12:10:24 PM
*casts Mc-donalds everyone goes there and gets fatter*
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: ÐeviÑ on October 26, 2007, 08:48:02 AM
*casts health inspector*

mcdonalds gets shut down after the inspector finds a nuke in the basement
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: Jixar on November 06, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
*casts scientists*

converts nuke into a glow in the dark mouse army making machine
Title: Re: Titan Wars
Post by: ÐeviÑ on July 15, 2009, 02:34:48 PM
*casts scientists*

converts nuke into a glow in the dark mouse army making machine

*casts mousetraps*

mice instinctively run into them, and are quickly defeated