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Offline Geekums

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Titan Wars
« on: July 23, 2007, 05:24:42 AM »
{From Geek 7/23/07: Transferring Titan Wars RPG to forums... Man this'll take long...}

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the basic scenario is 2 opposing armies on a battlefield
each led by a god, being a god means you have absolute power limited only by your imagination. Each player has one cast per turn

Eg. JOE:*Cast's "5 year old" a small child leaps onto the battlefield sweeps away your amassed hordes and proceeds to ram your remaining tank's into each other at amazing velocity, smashing them into itsy bitsy smithereens.*

RICH: *Casts "bill gates" the battle field crashes your enemies become warped beyond recognition and suffer permanent seizures a small box appears on it there is writing as follows "Unhandled child at line 0_000001" *

It is automaticly asumed that at the begining of each turn a god will re-summon a new army to fight for their cause

The winner is the most recent person to decimate thier enemy

If u would like to play post your Cast here and check in to see who is currently reigning supeme!

so....who will start off this adventure? me? ok!

*casts Sheila the tank, who's friendly fire lock is off, so friends can be targeted, and shoots my own army, but destroys half of the first person who posts here's army*

^^ From Devin


{From Geek 7/23/07: Instead of mindlessly copying and pasting the whole old thread, I'm gonna copy and paste the LAST page of the old thread. This way it'll be easier for me lol}

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*Casts candy and everyone gets stuck in the stick mess*

^^ From Razgriz

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*casts acid storm to wash away everything in the field!

^^ From Mottin



Detail Atun Hut!

How are you're feet?
TOGETHER!
Stomach?
IN!
Chin?
UP!
Shoulders?
BACK!
Elbows?
FROZEN!
Eyes?
WITH PRIDE!
Eyes?
WITH PRIDE!
Attitude?
IN YOUR FACE!

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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2007, 10:27:53 PM »
Casts Rain of Marios and a million Marios fall from the sky and start jumping on everyones heads.

Thanks BFM_Rypto for the sig! xD



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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2007, 03:37:47 AM »
Casts bowser to deafeat the marios
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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 12:08:35 PM »
Casts Metal Gear and squishes Bowser flat.

Thanks BFM_Rypto for the sig! xD



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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 01:54:18 PM »
*casts acid rain, and everything disovleves*

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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 07:03:15 PM »
cast a super bowl of super choclate everyone eats it ans everyopne is to fat to move

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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 03:11:35 AM »
*Casts weight watchers everyone joins and loses weight*
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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 11:06:37 PM »
wendys is built everyone quits weight watchers



mmmm wendys!

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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2007, 06:28:51 AM »
*casts wendy*Someone called Wendy files a case against her name being used as a fast food outlet, and wins, 'Wendy's' is never built.*
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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2007, 12:10:24 PM »
*casts Mc-donalds everyone goes there and gets fatter*

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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 08:48:02 AM »
*casts health inspector*

mcdonalds gets shut down after the inspector finds a nuke in the basement
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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2007, 04:12:40 PM »
*casts scientists*

converts nuke into a glow in the dark mouse army making machine

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Re: Titan Wars
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 02:34:48 PM »
*casts scientists*

converts nuke into a glow in the dark mouse army making machine

*casts mousetraps*

mice instinctively run into them, and are quickly defeated
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