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General Category => General Board => Topic started by: BFM_Noddu on June 30, 2009, 02:11:07 PM
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Howdy all, today I applied for a job at the local supermarket and they sent me an email application with a nifty questionaire which I thought would be fun to apply to you guys... but instead os costumer complaints... about truent guests :P BFM members are not the only ones who can have a go. You guests can too.
Just copy and edit the following questionaire, with an 'X' inbetween the '[' and ']' for your answer.
And this isn't to test you or punish you... BFM's shouldn't won't be demoted over this. And this shouldn't effect anyones PRship
Here we go:
Copy and paste and fill in the bracets with an X from here:
1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [ ]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [ ]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [ ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [ ]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [ ]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [ ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [ ]
c) Both of the above [ ]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [ ]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [ ]
b) Ask them to stop politely [ ]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [ ]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up :o and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to investigate straight away [ ]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [ ]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [ ]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [ ]
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [ ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b) [ ]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [ ]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [ ]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [ ]
Well done all you've completed this hard and time consuming test. Please post you answers below... and remember don't let any body else influence you. Chose your answers. I promise we I won't penalise you for your answers... Higher authorities might
Noddu xxxx
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1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [X ]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [ ]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [ ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [ ]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [ ]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [X ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [X ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [ ]
c) Both of the above [ ]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [ ]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [ ]
b) Ask them to stop politely [ ]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [ ]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
e) Tell them to remove their tags because they are not a real BFM [X ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to Investigate straight away [X ]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [ ]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [ ]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [X... lol jk jk ]
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [ ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b) [X :P ]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [ ]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [ ]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [X ]
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1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [ x ]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [ ]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [ ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [ ]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [ ]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [ x ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [ x ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [ ]
c) Both of the above [ ]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [ ]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [ ]
b) Ask them to stop politely [ ]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [ x ]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to investigate straight away [ ]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [ ]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [ x ]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [ ]
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [ x ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b) [ ]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [ ]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [ ]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then address it to a BFM make a sad face. [ x ]
Edit: Heh Arya, like your answer for 4. I accidentally did it to Shivrz first time I saw her, I didn't recognize her! v.v
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1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [X]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [ ]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [ ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [ ]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [ ]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [X]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [ ]
c) Both of the above [X]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [ ]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [ ]
b) Ask them to stop politely [X]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [ ]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to investigate straight away [X]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [ ]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [ ]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [ ]
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [ ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b) [X] (even though I've never heard you on vent, that would be my guess :P)
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [X]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [ ]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [ ]
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1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
e) Ignore their complaints [X]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
e) Curse in Ancient Galaxian, teamnade the Admin out of their hog, and ... [Editted for personal safety!] [X]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
e) I ASK THEM to "pls" not do that, or state that it "is not allowed here, TY" as a way to BOTH notify them AND let any Admins know about it. [X]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
e) Ask them: "What's caught in yur craw today, Cool?!?" [X]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
e) Find them, position myself to video & screenie them, post a game chat notice about them, then kill/bother them until they stop. [X]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
e) Sry, but I couldn't hear the question.... [X]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
e) Hunt them down wherever I can catch them camping and mess with them. <Repeat> [X]
:winkgrin:
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Evidently Mxy is the surveyor's nightmare personified - someone who invents answers!!
1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) TellAsk the guest to be nice to others [ X ]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [ ]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [ ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [ ]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [ ]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [ X ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [ X ] (Meh, let someone else do all the work for me :P)
c) Both of the above [ ]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [ ]
4] A BFM you don't recognize enters the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [ ]
b) Ask them to stop politely [ X ]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [ ]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping. Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to investigate straight away [ X ]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [ ]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [ ]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [ ]
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [ X ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b) [ ]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [ ]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [ ]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [ X ]
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1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [ ]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [X]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [ ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [ ]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [X]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [ ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [ ]
c) Both of the above [ ]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [X]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [X]
b) Ask them to stop politely [ ]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [ ]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to investigate straight away [ ]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [X]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [ ]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [ ]
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [ ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b) [X]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [ ]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [X]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [ ]
Yep, I took this survey with 100% honesty...
Everything I say is false...the previous statement is true.
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1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [X ]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [ ]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [X ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
e) tell them if they dont like it, simple fix, drive your self [X]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [ ]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [ ]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [X ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [X ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [x ]
c) Both of the above [x ]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [ ]
e) when you drive by hit em a few times with the turret [X]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [ ]
b) Ask them to stop politely [X ]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [X ]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
e) Tell them to remove their tags because they are not a real BFM [X ]
f) tell them they are not cool and wish they could be a BFM because that is why they are doing it [X]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to Investigate straight away [X ]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [ ]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [ ]
e) when driving by blast em [X]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [X ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b)
e) listen to his conversation, engage in a conversation [X]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [X ]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [ ]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [X ]
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1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [ X ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [ X ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
c) Both of the above [ X ]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [ X ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
b) Ask a BFM to investigate straight away [ X ]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [ X ] :P
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [ X ]
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] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [x ]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [ ]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [ ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [ ]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [x ]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [ ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [ ]
c) Both of the above [x ]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [ ]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [ ]
b) Ask them to stop politely [x ]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [ ]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to investigate straight away [ ]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [ ]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [ x]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [ ]
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [ ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b) [x ]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [ ]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [ ]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [ x]
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This was made by Noddu.. imma get a kick outta this one :toot:
1] A guest has entered the server and begins insulting his / her driver for unsatisfactory preformance. Would you:
a) Tell the guest to be nice to others [X]
b) Agree with this guest that their driver is appauling [ ]
c) Stop racing to suggest switching hogs [ ]
d) Complain to a BFM that the server is out of control due to someone's poor driving [ ]
2] In relation the the question above what would be the worst option out of:
a) Insulting the guest because he / she is showing no respect to new racers [X]
b) Recommend the person who isn't driving well to leave the server [ ]
c) Tell the guest to stop whinning
d) Team nade / rocket or target the guest to teach him / her a lesson [ ]
3] Some one is nading from elevated areas, do you tell them to:
a) Get down from there [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to adress the matter [ ]
c) Both of the above [X]
d) Go up there and kick his / her butt and teach them a lesson [ ]
4] A BFM you don't reconize enteres the server and purposely camps and chases. Do you:
a) Follow their lead... They're a BFM and they must be right. [ ]
b) Ask them to stop politely [ ]
c) Ask anyone on Vent or another BFM to investigate this [X]
d) Begin to swear and believe that BFMs are hypocryts [ ]
5] The sniper rifle has been picked up and someone is happily sniping players on the map. They show no sign of stopping Would you:
a) Leave your warthog to kill them [ ]
b) Ask a BFM to investigate straight away [ ]
c) Jump out of your vehicle and pick up the Rocket launcher and challenge them to a duel [ ]
d) Ask them to get down and threaten to call a BFM [X]
6] Noddu is on Vent talking. Do you:
a) Mute... simple as [ ]
b) Listen to his wise words of wisdom [ ]
c) Get a BFM to kick him out... no one wants to hear about his day [ ]
d) A little from a) and a little from b) [ ]
e) Laugh and joke around with him, annoing everybody else in that channel [X]
7] One of the guests hasn't got any laps througout several races. Would you:
a) Threaten to get a BFM to kick him / her [ ]
b) Offer the let him gun you while you drive him / her around the map [ ]
c) Insult him / her... who cares he / she came 12th? [ ]
d) Study their deaths to see whether they have an excuse to have not got any laps, then adress it to a BFM [X]
Sorry it took so long for me to do this... i had to learn to read first.... :doh:
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