Bleh! Thanks anyway Mxy, i'm gonna go snap my laptop in half now....
Now THAT I can help you with!
0) Open notebook as far as hinge will allow.
1) Turn it so one hinge end is facing you, the other outward.
2) Firmly grasp each left/right edge with (matching) hand, and raise entire device up in the air as far as possible.
3) As you swing the device down with all your might, raise your right knee sharply, striking the device's hinge on it as hard as you can.
4) Listen for a loud >SNAP!< as the device breaks into two. (Note: The halves may not fully separate due to cabling across the hinge.)
;)
Anything else?
;D
Disclaimer: Do NOT follow these instructions under ANY circumstances!
Any attempts to make claim will force me to pop back into the 5th dimension for a while!