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Title: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on May 07, 2009, 02:18:00 PM
well i wanted to tell you guys some jokes said in class, and i wanted to hear some of yours. remember to watch the language.


this one happened after lunch when me and my friends were talking about criminal justice.

Snow: thats what i should say when i arrest someone, 'im the law, dont mess with me,' (i said something i wont repeat after) then i would hit him, lol.

A: laughs what?

E: Snow watch your mouth.

Snow: i cant see my mouth, so how can i watch it.

laughter

tell me your jokes!!!





Removed first joke. I didn't understand it but didn't like where it was heading. Please be careful, Snow. ~BFM_Hydra
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Soul on May 07, 2009, 02:35:36 PM
OK, This was weird day in general.

Well, I was at my work and for some reason I got a message from my chick friend who said she got cake, and she thought of me =]

Well, My boss got a message saying there was cake in the break room (Ended up being gone by the time we got there)

Well, My Co-Worker (James) hard drive broke (We work on computers and network stuff) So I told him too look on Newegg and see if there is a cheap TB hard drive.

Me: Check newegg to see if there is a TB hard drive for sale.

James: I can't, I have to get home.

Me: It only takes 10 seconds.

James: But, I have to get home:

Me: I Can even do it for you if you want:

James: I have no time.. I NEED to get home.

Me: You could have done it the whole time you were argueing with me...

James: Uhh, I am a dad I have to go now.

Me: Well, Later DAD!

James: Bye Cake!

Me: ... Well, at least I taste better!

Boss: You guys are hilarious..

I don't know, I guess you have to be there for it lol.

Anyways, After work right when I walked into my house my mom asked if I wanted to go to the store and buy some cake! =] (YES!, DREAM COME TRUE!)
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on May 07, 2009, 02:45:35 PM
lol, thats a good one.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: bornfightin on May 10, 2009, 01:17:42 PM
OK i workout with our LAX team here at NDU.....
and there is this little walk-on (Joel) thats gets to play sometimes......

well im talkin to him as im benching 525 pounds and he's benching 250 flat......lolz

and he askes a friend where they are playin next week..... and the friend says VT

Joel gets al exicited and says "thats where i scored my first goal"

ME: "u mean ur only goal?"

Joel: "ok look mister BIG GUY ive scored two goals thank you very much!"

u had to be there......
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on May 11, 2009, 12:32:11 PM
well, the end of the year is coming and that means we need to pick a new drum major for the marching band. As part of try-outs we must write an essay and im a senior, so i cant try out. I made a little joke and wrote one anyways making fun of some people and i included me of course. He got a big laugh out of it:

Drum Major

Snow
No-Man Band

            I think I should be drum major because I love band and I know how to write an essay at the very last minute. I want to be drum major because when I grow up I’m gonna be just like you, a fun bus director. I am more qualified for this job more than anyone and I could be the first freshman drum major.
 
            My interment skills suck, I can not count and I am totally tone deaf. I hate most people in band so I know that I will not favor anyone. When I’m up there ill make mean remarks every time someone makes a mistake. I just remembered that while everyone is marching back to the field, for whoever doesn’t march right, ill hit them with my car. Then I’ll get out and laugh at their pain. Maybe I can get that Euro horn for my car and while they are at attention I’ll pull my car up next to them and scare them.
 
            Look at that! I did a total of two paragraphs left and I can’t think of anything to say. Oh, Hey look, a butterfly! Hi butterfly. Don’t worry this wont be much longer, I wont be a woman like Paul and write four pages worth of stuff. I won’t add any robots into this essay like Chad would do. I’m doing the three paragraph essay instead of the five because I like bein’ myself.  Don’t put Kevin as trumpet section leader, and has too cute of a smile to be a leader. McCarty should have won best smile, I voted for him that was a bigger upset than, well I cant think of anything. This is my longest paragraph out of this essay or letter or whatever. I tried to make this English perfect. That is why I should be drum major.  

come on guys bring some more quotes, they are all so funny!
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: ¥Mderms¥ on May 14, 2009, 05:23:07 AM
Ahh.

Unfortunately most of the conversations we have at work would be enough to make Elvis and the entire senior staff faint.  :P
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on May 21, 2009, 07:11:08 PM
so a couple days ago we had a sub in band, so like always we did nothing. My friend Kole and i were in the locker room and there were some group of girls playing cards and some guy. So he pulls up his shirt and starts dancing and rubbing his belly, and at one point he wasnt looking at the door our sub came in and just stared (A what-is-that look) and he finally saw he about 30 seconds later and he put his shirt down and we all just start cracking up really hard:

F: Do i want to know?

K: *laughing* no you dont want to know.

Tonight we had a concert and after and the way back to the PAC ( performing arts center, where we play, its connected to our school), and i was kicking my trumpet case in the hall with my friend and we started to play a little soccer and he was behind me and he kicked it to me but it was a little short so i run back kick it backwords and i to spin around it like a soccer move the case slid short and i landed on it and i fell. me and joe (my friend) and some parents walking starting laughing. after that i picked it up and stopped.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on May 28, 2009, 02:24:58 PM
seniors were taking a test in math class today and we went into another room to take it:

G: I want you guys to spread out so you dont cheat.

T: No one know this stuff, we didnt even do our homework.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: carl on May 28, 2009, 03:05:37 PM
ok at school today

my friend - carl, what is 5 plus seven
me - 13
my friend - no 12
me - are you serious (as i count on my fingers)
my friend - yes
me - .............oh.......................
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on May 28, 2009, 04:48:09 PM
XD

thats like a time in class where i said that 8x8=48.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_JANE on May 29, 2009, 03:29:10 AM
I work at a place where I call the police a lot to report burglar alarms. There was a business called La Fonda and the customer wanted the police notified. There is a certain movie that I love with someone called "la fonda" in it, so I can't just say "la fonda", I have to say "luh faaaaaawwwwnnnnduh"

PD OP 29: What is the name of the business?
ME: Luh Faaaaaaaawwwwwnnnduh
PD OP 29: [giggles] And, um, what is the phone number...?
ME: [trying not to laugh] 123-456-7890
PD OP 29: [laughs out loud] Oh gosh, and where is the alarm coming from? [snickers]
ME: [still trying not to laugh] The rear door.
PD OP 29: And will Napoleon be there?
[both laughing]
[call finishes with some giggling but mostly unamusing]


That just happened tonight. Usually the "cop calls" go pretty quick, so it's funny when they start laughing about whatever. It doesn't happen often, most people who talk on the phone professionally can keep a straight face until the call is over. I should know!

Another time, there was an alarm at a residence and the last name was very long. I counted, it was 19 letters and there were very few vowels in it. I had to call the police for the alarm.

[...]
COP: What is the name of the homeowner?
ME: Mmm, I can spell it for you.
COP: Okay.
ME: All right. It's G-Q-R-R-L-N- [starts to crack up, but continues] Z-D-I-H-S-T-W-A-J-J
COP: [starts laughing]
ME:  [laughing because she started it, not my fault]
COP: Wow, all righty then! [sigh] What's the address?
ME: Oh okay, you don't want the rest of it?
[more laughter]


There are lots of crazy people out there, but the first call up there reminded me of that other one.


Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on May 29, 2009, 11:59:54 AM
congrats jane! you found the worlds biggest name.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: jim360 on May 29, 2009, 12:06:33 PM
Err... sadly no.

Someone decided that they would call their child:

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvor-
alternwarengewissenhaftschaferswesenc-
hafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitb-
eschutzenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfe-
indewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvor-
andieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedr-
raumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkr-
aftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartig-
raumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegehabtbe-
wohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinder-
neurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevort-
pflanzenundsicherfreunanlebenslamdlichfreudeun-
druhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintlligent-
geschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on May 30, 2009, 08:30:24 AM
why must you ruin my joke?
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: ·WídgêT· on May 30, 2009, 08:52:53 AM
I have a few friends that are absolutely ridiculous. They say the most stupid stuff ever but the way they say it is hilarious. Recently one of them whose name is Adam has said quite a few stupid comments that have been immortalized (aka put in the quotes section on my Facebook page).

First one requires a little backstory. Recently they've been calling me a "ninja" mostly because I have a tendency to sneak up on people, both accidentally and on purpose, without them noticing. Trying to figure out if the word ninja is actually a verb (we still think it is) we decided that you can't use ninja techniques on a ninja, and the reason you might ask?

Adam: You can't ninja a ninja, that's like cameling a camel, and camel isn't even a verb!

Another one, again needs a little backstory. One day I was able to climb through my history teachers window which was close to the ground instead of using the door, and since she didn't really care it was funny to do. We were trying to figure out who else we could do it to, and my other friend Dan threw out a suggestion:

Dan: What do you think would happen if you tried to climb through Mr. D's window?
Me: I can't do that, it's too high up
Adam: Yeah you'd need the upper body strength of a mongoose to get up there!

Let that soak in for a few seconds... ::)

Last one, Dan needed to get something from the gym locker room, and Adam decided to come with him, even though Dan didn't really see the point of it. Of course Adam has a reason...

Dan: I need to get ____'s clothes out of his locker
Adam: I'll come with you
Dan: You don't need to come don't worry about it
Adam: You never know, there could be mountain lions down there!

For the most part you kinda needed to be there but you can appreciate the stupidity of some of these comments... :interesting:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Sprite on June 04, 2009, 02:18:25 PM
OK this is really funny and stupid at the same time..

I was in my last class of the day and we were learning about the brain
So one of the people in my class starts moving around a lot and touching her head..
the teacher looks at her like *whats the matter with you.. you wont stop moving*
So the teacher asks her after about 10 minutes "what the crap are you doing, you keep feeling your head, do you have a bad itch or something?!"
So she responds with "No I dont have an itch on my head i am trying to feel my brain, I cant feel it, it feels all hard and stuff, i thought you said my brain was soft?!"
So now everyone in the class looks at her wondering what happened to her or if she is just that odd, and everyone yells at the same time "That is your skull! It protects your brain!!"
So of corse, she responds with "sorry gosh, how was i supposed to know that!!"
Then everyone starts to laugh and she gets mad.. but come on.. who does not know about the skull!!!
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on June 07, 2009, 06:44:06 PM
i had my senior all night party at school last night and me and my friends were playing texas hold em (dont worry, this was totally legal), and i keep folding b/c i had nothing good. then came a new hand.

Tamer: snow, if youre just going to fold then leave

me: *smiles* i have nothing good.

*i raised*

Tamer: ha, ill take that bet.

*i raised again*

Tamer: alright im out.

John: you have to show him your cards

Tame: no i dont.

Me: but its nice if you do.

Tamer: i had a 3 & a 4

Me: *laughs* ohhh, thats what i had

We both would of had 2 pairs.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on September 01, 2009, 02:31:52 PM
im bumping this thread, b/c its that time of the yr. :D

i was outside on the soccer field for class, (soccer class)

Me: hey who wants a coat hanger?

Mike: what? yeah if theres i fight, lols.

Me: yeah, somethings gonna go down, and i know its not going to be me. lols
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on September 02, 2009, 12:56:35 PM
i dont know how funny this was but it was pretty epic...

my friends and i were sitting in the lunch room and theres like 70 other kids, and we got bored
so randomly i decide to start like one of those slow clap things, where like one person starts clapping like really slowly and it builds up to this like really huge applause (ya know what im gettin at :P)

anywho, i start clapping reallly slowly. then my friend joins in, then the table next to us joins in, along with the table next to that and then the whole lunch room was clapping for no reason...

it was great  ;D (now i feel speshul since i started it xDDDD)

and no i didnt get in trouble :P
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Nateo on September 02, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
OH!!! I need to do that!

we would get yelled at for it though.....
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: ·WídgêT· on September 02, 2009, 04:14:26 PM
Quote from: BFM_Nateo on September 02, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
OH!!! I need to do that!

we would get yelled at for it though.....

Same

O! O!! I got one :)

So me and my friends were talking about how sometimes tests are impossible to answer, especially multiple choice questions. Then this one kid comes up with a brilliant plan.

"You know what you should do next time, put E) 1 of the above"

I start laughing hysterically and we all decide the next chance we get were all putting that on the same question on the same test, just to confuse our teacher :P
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on September 02, 2009, 04:14:42 PM
Quote from: BFM_Nateo on September 02, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
OH!!! I need to do that!

we would get yelled at for it though.....
rofl normally we would too but they couldnt find who started it  :evil:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Tåndêm on September 02, 2009, 06:54:49 PM
Quote from: BFM_Nateo on September 02, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
OH!!! I need to do that!

we would get yelled at for it though.....

Sounds like epic win

I wish I could think of something.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on September 07, 2009, 06:54:35 PM
Ohhhh! heres a good one! :D

....oh wait.... there was no school today :P

 ;D
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_Fénix on September 07, 2009, 07:57:08 PM
We have a very popular math teacher in the uni called Piotr, you know for being very hard (it's said nobody passes his first monthly exam...), and he smokes a lot.

I was sitting on a bench with a friend, when it started raining really bad. I turned around and saw this professor with only a short shirt and smoking as usual under a roof resembling a little fire or a chimney. Then i said: "It was then, that the chimney understood... he was in trouble..."

It was a you-had-to-be-there moment  :siderofl:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on September 12, 2009, 07:06:49 AM
so i went to my old high school football game last night and i went to see some of my friends that are still in the marching band, and so we went up to applebees and made ton of jokes.

Peter: snow, why are you staring at me.

Me: b/c your like dancing to the music or something
(he was moving his head side-to-side)

Peter: oh i was just wondering why the world was moving.

and we were playing pokemon hangman. 4 high school seniors and a college freshman :P
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on September 14, 2009, 01:15:47 PM
this was when we just got to school and everyone was getting their things out of their locker. All my friends meet up at one locker and we chat until the bell rings, and this happened :XD:

~Mackenzie: wheres hayley?!?
~Alex: Shes downstairs putting Philip in the bat cave
~Mackenzie: .....what?????
~Alex: Shes putting her saxaphone in the band room
~Mackenzie: OoooOOohhhh!!!!!!!
<everyone laughing>

lol, we have our own secret language :XD: :XD: :XD:



~<--- squiggley!  :neckbeard:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Arya on September 14, 2009, 05:09:45 PM
Quote from: BFM_StarZ on September 14, 2009, 01:15:47 PM

~<--- squiggley!  :neckbeard:

o.O
your so random starz xD

***** <--- stars!! :neckbeard:

oh my bad, *starz* xD
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Toe Tag on September 14, 2009, 08:19:49 PM
A couple of years ago I worked in a watch center in Washington, D.C.  Our watch center was small but had just undergone a huge modernization and remodelling in December 2006.  It was just big enough for the six of us.  There was a rumor that the boss was going to have a look at the new watch center, but I ignored it.

On this particular day, 17 May 2007, was insanely busy.  There were a whole bunch of bigwigs, executives, hotshots, directors, and VIPs and other useless types floating around.  They tend to interfere with the work.  To make things worse, my watch center began filling up with off-duty colleagues.  They stood the watch like I did and they ought to know better than to come to work on their day off.

My work quote begins in this crowded atmosphere of tension and my own growing irritation.  Tom is my watch supervisor.  He is a good guy and has done some awesomely killer cool stuff.

Tom:  Hey, Toe.  Put on your suit coat.  The boss might be coming.

Note here:  we had to wear suits during normal business hours and my suit coat was hanging on the back of my chair.

Me:  Yeah, right.  He ain't coming all the way down here.

Tom (nervous):  He might.  He's in good mood today and has some spare time after the video teleconference.  

Me (scowling):  Pfffft.  All the time he spends in this building, he never comes down here to visit the watch.  We're the red-headed stepchildren living in the basement.  He ain't coming down here.

Tom (emphatically):  Toe, just put on your coat.

I noticed that all our colleagues are wearing their suit coats and they're watching this little argument between Tom and me.  I wasn't going to make Tom look bad so I put on my suit  coat.  As I sat back down I fired my last shot:

Me (grumpily):  Mark my words:  as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, the boss ain't coming down here to see us.

President Bush (aka the boss, grinning):  What's that?

Me:   :o   :embarrassing:   :embarrassing:


I had never seen any president that close before.  We were hand-shaking close.  My first time!  Woo hoo!  I was never so glad to be so publically, embarassingly wrong.  Handshakes and introductions all around and, of course, photographs.  That was a bad day gone good.

Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on September 15, 2009, 04:07:58 PM
i was in my soccer class and we were playing soccer and so i wanted to do one of those wired up things they do when theres hockey.

i lifted my leg all the way to my head to block a pass on fell on my back

Me: i didnt know i could lift my leg up that high.

after warm up we picked teams

me: whats wrong with me, my leg hurts.

after someone wanted an offsides call

J: theres no ref

me: yeah, so you can do anything, punch a guy if you have to.


after a header

Ouch! my head hurts now.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_JANE on September 18, 2009, 02:23:45 AM
Yay @ Toe Tag, fun story!

But not nearly as good as mine:

(I work in tech support for ADT, a home/business security company. This guy called in because he wasn't able to arm his alarm system and needed to bypass a zone so that he could arm everything else.)


Me: To bypass zone nine, enter your four digit code and six-zero-nine.
Guy: Okay, so my four digit code and pound?
Me: ...No. Enter your code and six-zero-nine.

Listen to me! I just said it! That transaction took two seconds, not enough time to forget what I'd just said. It's a wonder these people are allowed to walk around outside.


Oh lol, and another guy trying to remember his password "atlantis" ( we can give no hints, except how many letters are in it ):

Guy: Alexis
Me: I don't have that as your password.
Guy: No, it's not Alexis... It's... Alexis. Alexis. It's a missing world, it's lost...
Me: Okay (that's a "verbal nod" and is required per Quality Assurance, my bonus depends on it ::))
Guy: Not Alexis, it's...
Me: It has eight letters in it.
Guy: Eight letters... Andromeda? No, not Andromeda... What is it? Not Alexis...
Me: Eight letters...
Guy: It's mythical... Mythical... Mythical... My brother's gonna be so mad... Andromeda... Andromeda, Alexis...
Me: Not Andromeda.
Guy: Not Andromeda. It's mythical.. It's lost... Andromeda... Andromeda...
Me: No.
Guy: (long pause) Man, it's not Alexis...
Me: Mmm.
Guy: It's Atlantis.
Me: Thank you.

He was so slurry and talking so slow, I was cracking up. Thank you mute button. And he was already mad at me for "carrying on" when his cell phone was dying. Every time I started to tell him to do something, he would interrupt me and say "that's right" sarcastically and I'd have to start over.

Me: To change your code─
Guy: That's riiiight.
Me: Um. Okay, to change your code─
Guy: That's riiiight.
Me: Uhh, to change your co─
Guy: Yeeeeesssss.

I finally just blurted it out and he completely ignored it! :doh: I don't carry on, dude! He didn't start getting annoyed and interruptive until he'd messed it up like five times in a row. Turns out he didn't know the original code to begin with. After his phone died a second time, I didn't call him back. :P


It's mythical.


Maybe one day, I'll type up all the crazy people stories, they make the job worth while.



Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Marine» on September 18, 2009, 03:37:06 AM
ok i was in first period and my friend was talking to me

marine:halo 3 odst comes out in 11days

m:so i usually play CODWAW

lahters around our desks
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on September 18, 2009, 07:48:38 AM
lol, jane, your job sounds like its the best.

i was in soccer class yesterday playing soccer and this was said.

p: omg i like your hair flowing in the wind

j: shut up :P

p: it was a compliment

j: i dont like that one :P
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Tåndêm on September 22, 2009, 08:37:05 PM
I found a scratch in my desk. I also found that if I move my thumbnail in JUST the right rhythm and position across it, it sounds like a turn signal.

So, I was distracted with that for a while when the dude next to me says "Dude, you left your blinker on for the past five minutes!"
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Liam on September 23, 2009, 01:54:34 PM
OK so this was during Humanities class, my friend ethan was giving me all these tests like get from here to here without touching the shaded area....so I do em. This one was different though.

Its a list of words:

Ethan: Read down this list
Me: OK,
Cows
about
talking
Idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
Ethan: Ok now say cow before every word
Me: Cow Cows, Cow About Cow Idiot....and etc
Ethan: Now say cow after every word
Me: Cows Cow, About Cow, Idiot Cow.....and etc.
Ethan: now say cows before and after each word
Me: Cow Cows Cow, Cow about Cow,.....and etc

[At this point our voices are getting kinda raised and the teacher and other kids are looking at us like....what is he talking about.]

Ethan: Now read the list backwards
Liam: Alright, Look how long i got this idiot talking about Cows.................oh........right...... :doh:
Almost Everyone: laughs out loud


LOL i fell for that one bad....I was actually suspicious of it at first, especially since i saw the word idiot in there, but all the other puzzles had just been mind games. :LOL: :LOL:

Anyway no big deal, sometimes you just gotta be able to laugh at urself. :doh:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on September 23, 2009, 02:53:00 PM
Quote from: Liam on September 23, 2009, 01:54:34 PM
OK so this was during Humanities class, my friend ethan was giving me all these tests like get from here to here without touching the shaded area....so I do em. This one was different though.

Its a list of words:

Ethan: Read down this list
Me: OK,
Cows
about
talking
Idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
Ethan: Ok now say cow before every word
Me: Cow Cows, Cow About Cow Idiot....and etc
Ethan: Now say cow after every word
Me: Cows Cow, About Cow, Idiot Cow.....and etc.
Ethan: now say cows before and after each word
Me: Cow Cows Cow, Cow about Cow,.....and etc

[At this point our voices are getting kinda raised and the teacher and other kids are looking at us like....what is he talking about.]

Ethan: Now read the list backwards
Liam: Alright, Look how long i got this idiot talking about Cows.................oh........right...... :doh:
Almost Everyone: laughs out loud


LOL i fell for that one bad....I was actually suspicious of it at first, especially since i saw the word idiot in there, but all the other puzzles had just been mind games. :LOL: :LOL:

Anyway no big deal, sometimes you just gotta be able to laugh at urself. :doh:

cows say oink =]
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_Noddu on September 23, 2009, 03:22:17 PM
Let me set the scene... Its period 1, a free period for me and my friend Al... he's got some scissors and glue and some pretty pictures of english monarchs scattered on the desk.

Nod: Whats up bud?
Al: Leave me alone...
Nod: Ohh Ahh, whats your problem?
Al: I got to finish this family tree of Henry VIII for history.
Nod: When's that...
Al: Oh I dunno maybe... oh yeah... 3 MINUTES
Nod: Oh okay *browses through his pictures*

Nod: Al, hate to break it to you... Anne Boleyn was not mother to Catherine of Aragon...
Al: What?? Oh darn...
Nod: And since when was Pikachu a member of royality in England at any stage in history...
Al: *Cries as the bell sounds for period 2*

He got a C for the work... a pretty fair effort considering half the family tree consisted of a Pokemon, Count Dracula and Buzz Lightyear.

Nod x
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on September 23, 2009, 04:59:45 PM
we were at lunch and my friend came back to the table with her foodz :P
Liz: how am i supposed to eat this???
Me: ok
first, you put the food on yer fork
next, you put it in your mouth...
then, you go OM NOM NOM
and after that, you swallow.  
Liz: ummm....
Cody: you go om nom nom????
Me: yes. om nom nom.
Cody: thats delightful...

hehe, big words make me giggle :XD:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Nateo on September 25, 2009, 02:58:29 PM
So at my school, we have basically a news team run by students (which is a class), called YTV. Every morning during passing periods they play music or popular youtube videos.

Well, this one morning, they played "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Ashter (i think that's his name)

Then the period began, announcements come on,
"Good Morning _____! You've just been Rick Rolled!" ;D

Just about half of the people understood it and burst out laughing while the rest sat in silence wondering what just happened.... It was just awesome!  :siderofl:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on September 30, 2009, 06:39:04 PM
i went to art, and one of my friends goes to that class with me. but she showed up before i did. so when i go tthere, i found her sitting in my seat....

Me: errr....
Liz: im the new and improved starz. Im the 3rd generation and i come with free wifi! <creepy stare>
Me: ......   O.o
:XD::XD::XD:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Goalie on September 30, 2009, 06:48:34 PM
Quote from: BFM_Nateo on September 25, 2009, 02:58:29 PM
So at my school, we have basically a news team run by students (which is a class), called YTV. Every morning during passing periods they play music or popular youtube videos.

Well, this one morning, they played "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Ashter (i think that's his name)

Then the period began, announcements come on,
"Good Morning _____! You've just been Rick Rolled!" ;D

Just about half of the people understood it and burst out laughing while the rest sat in silence wondering what just happened.... It was just awesome!  :siderofl:

That's because half of them don't even listen to the announcements... ::)
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: ·WídgêT· on September 30, 2009, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: BFM_Goalie on September 30, 2009, 06:48:34 PM
Quote from: BFM_Nateo on September 25, 2009, 02:58:29 PM
So at my school, we have basically a news team run by students (which is a class), called YTV. Every morning during passing periods they play music or popular youtube videos.

Well, this one morning, they played "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Ashter (i think that's his name)

Then the period began, announcements come on,
"Good Morning _____! You've just been Rick Rolled!" ;D

Just about half of the people understood it and burst out laughing while the rest sat in silence wondering what just happened.... It was just awesome!  :siderofl:

That's because half of them don't even listen to the announcements... ::)

I can't tell you how spot on that is in my school :doh:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on September 30, 2009, 08:22:53 PM
Quote from: BFM_Goalie on September 30, 2009, 06:48:34 PM
Quote from: BFM_Nateo on September 25, 2009, 02:58:29 PM
So at my school, we have basically a news team run by students (which is a class), called YTV. Every morning during passing periods they play music or popular youtube videos.

Well, this one morning, they played "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Ashter (i think that's his name)

Then the period began, announcements come on,
"Good Morning _____! You've just been Rick Rolled!" ;D

Just about half of the people understood it and burst out laughing while the rest sat in silence wondering what just happened.... It was just awesome!  :siderofl:

That's because half of them don't even listen to the announcements... ::)

omg a lot of people at my old high school dont listen to then eather and the one time that the whole school pays attention to it, there was an edit error and they said a swear and everyone was like "what?!?!" and 5 seconds later the priciple called them down, and they got in trouble.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Goalie on October 01, 2009, 10:42:15 PM
OMG, Nateo and snow, you reminded me of a bad quote that I don't ever want to remember again, but now you guys made me remember it so I have to tell you.

Same YTV announcements, but back up about 6 years, when I was a Sophomore, I believe.

They did the announcements inside the Media Center before they moved to the broadcast room.  What caused them to go into the locked room was this quote.

So they start the announcements, and about 30 seconds into them, a guy comes streaking into the room from the back.  Makes a few passes across the room while yelling, wearing his shirt as a cape and showing off his bare skin.  He then stops in front of the camera and says: "Special Announcement!"  And does a small dance for about 2 seconds before the video was cut off.

About 5 minutes later the announcements are back on and it looks like nothing ever happened.  They finish the announcements and we're still cracking up.

Note that this wasn't the "Senior Prank."  The big one was still yet to come...
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Arya on October 02, 2009, 06:03:55 PM
so one of my friend's little brother was named johnny, and the person speaking was talking about someone who murdered his brother cuz he thought their parents liked him better, and hes like

"couldn't you see that happening today? 'hey, come here, lets go play out side *WACK*' then your parents will be like, 'where'd johnny go?'" and my friend is like :rotflmboOMG:

afterwards he's like "well i went with that name because i thought, 'well, i dont think anyone in that school is going to have a little brother named johnny'"  :LOL:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: VampyR on October 04, 2009, 12:25:50 PM
ok, il add a couple which have happened lately and havent...

Waiting outside Science

Me: You ever notice how Green this place is.
Owen: it's always been green...
*pause*
Me: ...be quiet...

Inside a science lesson
Teacher: Every Action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Me: really?
Owen: Yeh you aint payed attention until now?
Me: No, wanna test the thing?
Owen: Yeh sure
*I pick up a stool slightly and drop it on owen's toe*
Owen: ok... Owch...
Me: hmm... Interesting..
Owen: Indeed
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Goalie on October 05, 2009, 08:39:28 PM
My marching band director: "The Chemistry of Sound."  <- a new book that he's putting out, apparently.

Next on his agenda: "The Economics of Chair-Placement"
"The Biology of the Tuba" (he has a Ph.D in Tuba)
"The Engineering of the 8-to-5"
"The Electronics of a Uniform"
"The Circle of Band Geeks"
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on October 06, 2009, 11:46:54 AM
i just got back from my soccer class. i was on defence and i was going to block a shot, and of course i missed the ball completely, and i turned to face our goal to see what happened and all of a sudden POW, i got tackled by my own teammate.

P: oh gosh, sorry, you came out of nowhere.

me: you did too :P

P: nice defence.

me: nice hit.

we were laughing so hard.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: VampyR on October 06, 2009, 02:07:44 PM
soccer... hmm....

*corner comes over*
Me: I got It!
*Attempts Bycycle kick, just failed and Kicked himself in the face, missing the ball completely*
Tom: You Alright?
Me: oh yeh sure, gotta stop trying that, dont think il ever get it right
Tom: you've tried it before?
Me: Yep, same outcome

*later on*
Sir: Ok Pat, Come rest your legs, grant your on.
Me: Good luck grant.
*i walk to the sideline*
Sir: What happened?
Me: Elbowed in the Leg
Sir: Ok.. *pause* wait how did you get elbowed... in the leg?
Me: I jumped and He was small?
Sir: Ah, Right

More to come
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_Mil on October 09, 2009, 06:04:43 PM
In physics class:

Our teacher told us to do some exercises from the book and after that we could leave. Like 20 minutes after most of the people left leaving me and 3 of my colleagues in the classroom. I looked at them and I noticed they were discussing soccer. In the next moment the teacher went towards them and started discussing soccer aswell.

I was in my seat laughing and was only half way through to finish everything |:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on October 21, 2009, 06:44:53 PM
today in govt we were talking about about who and aginst who for president in the past

prof: who did the democrats nominate?

kid: nixon?

prof: why would the democrats nominate a repbulican?

kid: because im an idiot

everyone just found that soo funny, and it was.... for some odd reason.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on October 28, 2009, 02:43:21 PM
so all the 6th graders on my bus went to camp last week, and just came back and one of them decided to talk to me
Timmy: Hey starz, guess what
Me: what?
Timmy: we've matured since we've been away...
Me: oh?
Timmy: yeah, now lets talk taxes...
Me: :doh:

lol silly timmy  :XD: (and yes... his name really is timmy... :D)
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: VampyR on November 02, 2009, 02:33:34 PM
hmm... couple from today...


Me : I'd Dance on Your Grave.
Tom: I love you too man
Me: i know.


Owen: I can Break these Cuffs!
Me: You Aint wearin any owen?
Owen: You cant Break These Cuffs...
Me: Wait you THink im Jealos?
Owen: Just cos i can break these cuffs.
Me: Bring it!
*Me and Owen Both Struggle with Invisible Handcuffs*
Zach: What are you guys Doing?
Me: Breaking Cuffs...
Zach: You both look stupid.
Me: Like your face?

good times?
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_Noddu on November 02, 2009, 02:57:25 PM
History exam was today, and if we recall from my last post my good friend Al wasn't too sharp when it came to History...

Al: Oh man, ooooh man, oh man...
Me: Whats wrong al? If you stress alot you'll lose your hair.
Al: I don't know anything about Henry VII, nothing at all!
Me: Consult your Henry VII family tree...

*He rummages trhough notes to pull it out*

Al: Any history essay that contains the name 'Pikachu' is an automatic fail *he sighs* can I borrow your work.
Me: Uh no... for that family tree I had  Winston Churchill instead of Henry VI, how can a man in the 20th century be the father of a man in the 16th century.
Al: Want to have a cry.
Me: I think we're due for one.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Marine» on December 02, 2009, 02:19:07 PM
ok this is one from class

Teacher: Wher do indians come from
Me:indiana?
SOK(some other kid): India
Teacher: where do Romans come from?
Me:Romania?
every and the the teacher laughing and i was like um what did i do?

This one happnened on the bus
Eric:Throw the quarter
Me: come on man throw the quater
Wesley:Throw the quarter? Throw the quater? Were up on a hill. Quater NO go
Eric:You do  know hills go down right?
Laughters everywhere
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on December 02, 2009, 02:22:50 PM
last night in class we got done talking about points for homework and this followed:


Professor: who here knows where so and so's office is here.

some kids raises his hand.

Pro.: good, you can be my little assistant of the hour

Stuident: how points is it worth?

Pro: none.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: StarZ on January 11, 2010, 02:53:44 PM
this was at lunch and everyone was sitting on one side of the table when liz came

Liz: why are you guys all on one side of the table?  
Hayley: i dunno
Liz: great. now im all alone! you know what?!? this is my side of the table! im gonna name it, THE LIZ COOL SIDE!
* some random kid comes over and sits on liz's side of the table*
Liz: welcome to the LIZ COOL SIDE!!!  :haw:
* kid stares at liz, gets up, and walks away*
Liz: he'll be back.. you cant resist the liz cool side!!!!
Everyone else not on the liz cool side:  :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: jim360 on January 11, 2010, 03:41:29 PM
This one happened a while ago:

Teacher: If I don't bring your homework back next lesson I'll throw myself out of the window.

the next lesson...

students: where's our homework then?
Teacher: I couldn't b bothered carrying it all the way up three flights of stairs.
students: throw yourself out of the window then!
Teacher: No.
students: but you promised you would!

She didn't, for some reason.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on January 13, 2010, 11:45:13 AM
Me: a lot of bad things have been happening to me lately.
K: thats because of karma.
J: karma?
K: yes, karma. you need to go help the people you hurt.
Me: no, they all started it.
K: i have a feeling that if you dont then karma will make you have the worst day of your life tomorrow.
Me: everyday is the worst day if my life.

it was funny b/c we knew it wasnt true.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: MrT© on January 13, 2010, 11:58:42 AM
Teach: Okay here is a sheat of paper to do your graph (homework) on
Pupil: So sir, do we need to stick it in our books
Me (sarcasticly): No, you have to loose it so he wont mark it, it's part of the challenge.
Pupil: Really, okay.
Me and friend:  :LOL: :siderofl: :LOL: :siderofl:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_JANE on April 22, 2010, 02:43:17 PM

Talking on the phone to a older female customer at work:

"Okay, lemme get over there, hun. Well, you're not my hun, sorry. I hate when people do that to me. It's just that you sound young and vibrant."

That's me!  :LOL:

I wouldn't say I hate it when people use these terms of affection with strangers, but I do think it's always notable. At work (and I guess in restaurants and other places where you come across strangers), people are always calling me sweetie, honey, baby, and I think that's it. Hun. How funny and strange.

At work again, some woman was trying to take a cover off an electronic device. Her husband was giving her suggestions in the background, but they weren't helping. She says into the phone:

"How do I get the cover off, honey?"

And she said it so comfortably and with such familiarity, I assumed she was talking to her husband so I didn't reply. Then she said:

"You still there?"

Oh! I'm honey. So I gave her some instructions.


Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: LEGO on April 22, 2010, 03:32:46 PM
This was at school today:

Me: Some day I'm gonna drive across of the ice connecting Alaska and Russia
Friend: In the winter?
Me (Sarcastically): No in the summer, when its all water  :siderofl:
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Infërnö on April 25, 2010, 04:53:13 AM
ok, some of them from my schooling..

Inside joke:

O: Shaun!
Me: Shaun!
L: lol shaun!

a different inside joke which may seem cruel:

O: hey remember when i ran you over in gta using a bus.
Me: yeh that was-
J: hey my friend got hit by a bus
*Laughter*
J: No guys it's not funny, he died!
*more laughter*
O: Silly Jacob.

gotta love cruelty, although i am a nice person usually :)
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on June 21, 2010, 11:51:59 AM
well i was on my way to the cafe for my lunch break when i heard this:

lady: i like how the fountian has that new pool smell.

lady #2: thats chlorine babe.

me: lol.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: RadZakpak on June 21, 2010, 02:38:31 PM
Oh dear,well heres mine.

i was at school eating lunch my bud Jessie and i said:

me:what did you bring today?
jessie: your face
me:what?
jessie:your face
me:your seriously  going to do that again?
jessie:your face
me:is cool
jessie: not
me:(sigh)
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Tåndêm on June 21, 2010, 02:59:02 PM
I'm walking up a flight of stairs, and I hear this techno music.

I turn around, and my friend Micah's carrying around one of these (http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m87/kristjanz/ONEIROKZ/oldspeakers.png), but in a smaller form. It's playing the techno.

Turns out his friend swapped around the cables so it now ran entirely off a 3.5mm jack. That speaker used to need plugged into AC, too. It was getting it's power, and it's techno, from Micah's iPod. I thought it was awesome.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Lucky on August 15, 2010, 04:13:54 AM
Friend:  NASCAR is one of those words where it's spelled the same backwards right?
Me:  RACSAN?  I think you mean racecar...
Friend:  That's the one!
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on August 15, 2010, 05:23:12 AM
lol, some really funny stuff here,



ok, so i was sitting with a couple of friends at school, talking about random stuff,
one of my teachers walks passed and starts talking to my friend chris about homework and how he should do more if he wants to do better in methods (maths).
so chris walks off talking to him,

about 10 mins later he comes back and we asked him what my teacher was talking to him about

me: so what did he (teacher) want?
chris: he was talking to me about i need to do more homework
me: ah
chris: he said i should start doing it in bits and gradually do more and more, like a snowball rolling down a hill
me: ah, fair enough
chris: and that i shouldnt stop doing it or else the snowball wouldnt roll down the hill
me: but its pretty hard for a snowball to roll up hill, isnt it?

thats about it, not word for word, pretty funny at the time
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: gamepanther on August 17, 2010, 12:24:31 AM
Ok, so, there's this kid in my class and he's like the class clown. We were in Chinese and he got told off for talking and after he was told off the tacher (a male) was like 'Is that understood?' and Lachie was like 'Yes Miss, I mean Sir'. LOLOLOL
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Bulk on August 24, 2010, 02:00:05 PM
I was at work after school one day 'bartending' when this really nice woman was taking a long time to decide what to order:

woman: what snacks have you got apart from crisps?
me: cheesey moments or scampi fries
woman: what's the difference between the cheesey moments and the scampi fries?
me: well, the cheesey moments taste like cheese. and the scampi fries taste like scampi...
woman: you do realise i can slap you across this bar?
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Infërnö on August 25, 2010, 10:32:17 AM
Quote from: BULK on August 24, 2010, 02:00:05 PM
I was at work after school one day 'bartending' when this really nice woman was taking a long time to decide what to order:

woman: what snacks have you got apart from crisps?
me: cheesey moments or scampi fries
woman: what's the difference between the cheesey moments and the scampi fries?
me: well, the cheesey moments taste like cheese. and the scampi fries taste like scampi...
woman: you do realise i can slap you across this bar?

no comeback? still good remark though bulk :P


My induction today...
Me: whoa... that guy just walked through the push open door when the automatic door was right next to it
A: Wait did he fall over?
Me: he walked through it, not into it..
A: ah..

Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Eagle on August 25, 2010, 01:30:18 PM
Okay, I was in my first period class junior year...

Girl: Man I want some orange juice.
Me: I Wish I could drink orange juice.
Girl: Why can't you drink orange juice?
Me: I'm allergic to the color orange.
Girl: Oh my gosh really?
Me: Yes really.
Girl: Wait you can be allergic to colors?
Me: Yep.
Girl: Teacher can you be allergic to the color orange?
Teacher: No, now quit asking stupid questions.

Keep this in mind, junior year of High School, wow that was an intelligent conversation
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: snowkiller on August 25, 2010, 08:47:46 PM
lol, eagles, that was a good one.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Drift on August 29, 2010, 06:05:27 AM
So a friend and I were sitting together in the concert arch on our trumpet sectional in band camp. To start off the day our director says to play a "concert f". Once he cuts us off i turn to my friend and we both have disgusted looks on our faces and......
me "oh wow!
davis"yeah"
me "that was bad"
davis "absolutely terrible"
me " that sound reminded me of the world cup"
davis "speaking of vuvuzelas i think you should buy us some vuvuzelas"
Band Director "Davis, Taylor. Be quiet."
Davis *whisper* " so will you buy us some vuvuzelas?"


later in the day our director was talking about our dynamic ranges and he says
 We want you to play the ending note and knock the crowd over and hear them say *puts on a high pitched, womanly voice* They were sooo loud!!"

the comment altogether wasnt a kneeslapper, but his voice, the way he said it, and the normally serious attitude made it all quite humurous!

We were also able to get the guy who wrote our music for this year to come out to practice and he goes to rambling on about horn lines in DCI bands.
" A good horn section sounds great. A great horn section FEELS great! You don't hear the sound of a great horn section, you feel it. If you can be a great horn section people will throw babies at the field! (not even going to say some of the comments me and my friends made to each other) Right now your sound is like a lazer(laser, lasor,lazorz?), its going around and poking the crowd in the eyes, you need to be a hammer, and punch them in the gut with your sound!
so now me and davis have the best inside joke ever, as follows.
They were soooo loud!!! im going to throw my baby at the field as thanks for hammering me in the gut and not poking my eyes out!!!
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Infërnö on August 30, 2010, 11:25:33 AM
First day at work:

Me: i'm not mean i just open my mouth and mean things come out.


H: i dont take threats sorry
me: i dont make threats, i just make ida...A long word here and stuff
H: you have any idea how stupid you sound.


H: you're slightly mental
me: i've been called worse.

btw H was my supervisor, or i'm replacing her anyways :L
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Eagle on September 05, 2010, 09:44:40 AM
thank you snow, i did a lot of these things i just cant remember most of them :(
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_JANE on September 29, 2010, 02:45:06 AM

Okay, so once again, I work in home security monitoring. I got a panic alarm (someone pressed the red button on their keyfob remote) and proceeded to call the home number.

(Wait. Have you heard of butt dialing? That's when you have your cell phone in your back pocket and somehow dial someone in your phone by sitting on it? That's butt dialing.)

Anyway, I called this home that set off their panic alarm. A guy answered, I asked him if he needs the police. He said "no, my wife had her keys in her pocket and when sh-- You just got butt panicked! Ahahaha!"

Butt panicked. I laughed. :P

Glad he has his password, I'd have felt bad if I would have had to call the police on him, after laughing at his joke. Ahahaha, false alarm fine.

:evil:





Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: TUR80 on November 02, 2010, 08:46:47 PM
our techer is old
one of the things we do is say 'how is your retirement home going'

also another running joke is i ask waht page we are on and now he always says 425
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Infërnö on November 03, 2010, 11:48:12 AM

me: yo... kev... i have no clue what we're doing..
kev: the guy told us what to do...
me: yeh.. well i didnt listen
kev: why?
Me: was trying to figure out how to build a flying car.


Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Tanxs1 on November 05, 2010, 11:18:31 AM
Ok, so we was looking at "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens.  We was told to read the thingy that tells us about Charles Dickens in the book and make notes. Then the teacher asked people to read out one of their notes.

Teacher: Tanxs1
Me: *stares blankly at teacher* Yes?
Teacher: Please read aloud one of your notes
Me: Errrrrrrr,
*me looks at notes*
Me: He is a writer?
*classroom giggles*
Teacher: Ok then, what other books has Charles Dickens wrote?
Me: Errrrrrrr,

(now remember, we was looking at the book "A Christmas Carol")

*me looks at notes*
Me: A Christmas Carol?
*classroom giggles*
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_Mil on November 08, 2010, 07:06:34 AM
This was like 5 years ago but still pretty funny. This was at school and we were talking about the exam we were going to have the next class.

Student: Can we cheat in the exam?
Teacher: Yea, you can...
Teacher: As long as I don't see it.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Victus on November 08, 2010, 08:26:10 AM
Quote from: BFM_Mil on November 08, 2010, 07:06:34 AM
This was like 5 years ago but still pretty funny. This was at school and we were talking about the exam we were going to have the next class.

Student: Can we cheat in the exam?
Teacher: Yea, you can...
Teacher: As long as I don't see it.

lols a teacher saying that :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: TUR80 on February 02, 2011, 11:35:51 PM
something so funny happened today
we have a class of seven cos of math c
we hid our whole class around the corner and the teacher didnt know where his class was
it was so funny
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: jim360 on June 07, 2011, 09:15:58 AM
Me (calling my Physics tutor from Cambridge): Hi, professor, I need help with a question, probably best if we met face-to-face, where are you at the moment?
Tutor: Scotland.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: Tanxs1 on June 07, 2011, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: BFM_three60 on June 07, 2011, 09:15:58 AM
Me (calling my Physics tutor from Cambridge): Hi, professor, I need help with a question, probably best if we met face-to-face, where are you at the moment?
Tutor: Scotland.


I'll book your train ticket three60.
Title: Re: school/work quotes
Post by: BFM_Xtr3me on June 09, 2011, 09:53:22 AM
im just posting this here because its the most appropriate topic imo,

was on my comp, and norton 360 tells me i need to run a scan,

Norton: PC Tuneup needs to be updated immediately.

so i open norton and click the Tuneup scan.

Norton: Unable to start the scan, please try again later.

this is why my love for norton 360 will never go away and why i will install it on all my computers in the future :\