-
quite simple really, three words per post, and you must make it go with the post above you. So I'll start.
Chief walked in
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and he wanted
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A double cheeseburger
-
with extra cheese
-
so he went
-
to burger king
-
but found arbiter
-
maken a samwinch
-
With a chef
-
who was named...
-
Cortana series 2
-
but suddenly there
-
was Taturas and
-
he was confused
-
but then someone
-
kicked the masterchief :'(
-
in to the
-
next demention where
-
he ate pie
-
and joined BFM
-
called his name
-
next iron chef
-
he then said
-
"beg for mercy"
-
becuase you just
-
GOT OWNED by
-
my mountain dew
-
on the 4th
-
time that he
-
he had been
-
eating pie he
-
looked like a
-
fish being slapped
-
by a round
This story makes no sense... rofl
-
fat fish in
-
the big blue
-
house of waffles
-
this house is
-
made of blue
-
cats the eat
-
that made no sense
-
SO! thay started
-
to lick their
-
undergarments and their
-
ears started to
-
cry toxic waste :drool:
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and then they
-
went to poketown
-
and wanted to
-
see a real
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band that flopped :banjo: :rockstar: :singer: violin
-
like spongebob squarepants
(OMG, these run-on sentences are killing me!! :bang: :bang:)
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It WAS spongebob...... (hey, I think the squarepants is cute! :P)
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, so they decided
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TO SQUEEEEEEEEZ HIM!!!!! :toughguy: :headbonk: :toughguy:
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Into a circle
-
and give him
-
some cheesecake with
-
cheese in it.
-
that made him
-
turn in to
-
VERY Very very
-
stiiiicky oooozy griiiimy.
-
monster that you
-
sent to pluto :UFO:
-
and meet :chief:
-
where they were
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EATEN by applepies
-
EATEN by applepies is two words, lol
But Tartarus came..
-
and saved them
-
then killed them :'(
-
but we dont
-
know he killed
-
the applepie king
-
we know he
-
must have killed........
-
the pie king... :LOL:
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then he did
-
a HORRIBLE thing
-
and broke rules :chief: :chief: :chief: :chief: 2c :muah: ;) :yesyes: :love: :hug: :banjo: d_b (! :-\ :embarrassed: :-X 8) :aaaaa: :munch: :bang: :evil:
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and broke rules :chief: :chief: :chief: :chief: 2c :muah: ;) :yesyes: :love: :hug: :banjo: d_b (! :-\ :embarrassed: :-X 8) :aaaaa: :munch: :bang: :evil:
spammer!!!!!!!
That belonged to
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Beg for Mecy
-
and then they
-
decided to bring
-
In the founder
-
called BFM_Elvis :siren: :siren:
-
to give him
-
a big award
-
called the ban :toughguy:
-
But Elvis said,
-
eat some pie
-
THEN you die.....
-
ha ha ha :LOL:
-
he Sarcastically laughed
-
Then he walked...
-
down the beach
-
and jumped off
-
only to know
-
that it hurt
-
. So he went
-
to drive a
-
rocket warthog ZOMG
-
and then a
-
super bandwagon, ZOMG :bandwagon:
-
but gave up
-
cause he stunk
-
at riding brokeback
-
mountain, but he
-
jumped in a
-
pool of syringes
-
And Bellowed "OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
:embarrassed: :sad: :sad: :sigh: :mike: (Are we talking about Elvis or Tartarus? :doh:)
So colorful ;D
~Nick
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I HOPE we arn't talking bout elvis, cause you be DAID if we are........ then he went
-
to the doctor
-
because his butt
-
was bright red
-
because he had
-
heartlessly spanked himself
-
So he asked
-
for the great
-
Yayap the Meek
-
and that is
-
really stupid cuz
-
i dont know
-
what the point
-
of asking him
-
because he was
-
so so awsomwe
-
and so weird
-
so he will
-
sit on the
-
Bench outside the
-
worst pirates institute
-
and that is
-
a bad idea
-
cause captain Hook
-
to go into
-
the Epsilon system
-
on drury lane
-
to have muffins
-
with doctor zoidberg :zoid:
-
but caught Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
-
(a bad flu)
-
that makes you
-
irresistable to walls :bang:
-
so he started
-
humming a tune
-
to his favorate
-
toilet repair company
-
which was named
-
High Speed Flushin' :LOL:
-
now with the
-
seventh loud sneeze
-
someone did a
-
Double backward Somersault
-
so then BFM_taipan
-
Pulled the Banhammer
-
and then hit
-
Apollo in the
-
right shoulder blade
-
then he cried
-
to his mom (hahaha) :winkgrin: :winkgrin: :winkgrin: :winkgrin: :winkgrin:
-
and then he
-
jumped off the
-
the halo and
-
bashed up apollo cause he was giggling and
-
bashed apollo again
-
and apollo left
-
apollo hurting badly
-
and C.R.U.D cried
-
then apollo died
-
but didnt really
-
then he did
-
really die. Which
-
made maverics die
-
and this is
-
happen twice next
-
but then Elvis
-
said "to knock
-
on the door
-
will kill apollo
-
and maverics again.
-
then apollo again
-
and it stopped.
-
no it didnt
-
yes it did.
-
NO it didnt
-
,ok it didn't
-
Then apollo died
-
for the 6th (i think) time
(sorry for the extra word :sad:)
-
then came back
-
YAY, I'm alive :yesyes:
-
then tartarus killed
-
Akhenate, and everyone
-
Including Apollo lol
-
and Maverics lol
-
and apollo lol
-
and no-one else.
-
maverics killed apollo
-
And Apollo got buried and never came back - end of story.
-
So then i will start a NEW one! ;D
Tartarus had to
-
no but then he came back to life
-
no but then he came back to life
Tartarus had to go buy some
-
guns to kill apollo
-
sheesh, use three words to kill apollo plz! ::)
but apollo got
-
rejected by the
-
Tartarus Killing institute
-
so he went
-
buy some toilets
-
to die with
-
the spamming Maverics and they both die and we finally get off this topick....
he went to die with the spamming Maverics.
-
i fully dont ever die in this story
apollo has to die and i live for it to be fun 4 me
-
and killed christine.
-
who was also
-
killed heather and
-
and was crying
-
because Tartarus kicked
-
that guy over
-
the (ex) planet Pluto
-
and went off
-
to planet randomness
-
and the sun
-
killed apollo lol
-
doesnt make sense
-
i dont care
-
Yes you do
-
you are dead
-
so is christine
-
and are together
-
in the warthog
-
being blown up
-
to the sky
-
By Tartaruses Tooting
-
evenyone stoped killing
-
and was nice
-
but very violent
-
but not really
-
yay yay yay
-
now everyone party!
-
party, party, party
-
and then apollo
-
won a medal
-
Bump. This thread will be permitted to stay in the forum games section.
-
thx now how about my freaking recuitment issues I've been having with you.
-
for being the
-
Biggest baddest bestest
-
fisherman in the
-
little plutonian system
-
with a big
-
13 pound fish
-
on his back
-
which was broken
-
by the weight
-
of the fish
-
he went to
-
the hospital to
-
see a chiropractor
-
but he noticed
-
the chiropractor was
-
THE EVIL DENTIST! (http://www.youtube.com/v/bOtMizMQ6oM&hl=en&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b) <<<clicky me! ;D
-
so hurt me
-
in some way
-
. Then the evil
-
dentist pulled his
-
face out of
-
The Halo Game
-
and did a
-
Rapid Bicuspid Pulling *RBP*
-
which Boumount invented (like everything else
-
that made the
-
poor mans teeth
-
fall out of
-
The pool of
-
the Days Inn
-
and didn't drown
-
an active granade
-
that was placed
-
inside his stomach
-
blew it's fuse
-
. There was gore
-
it was everywhere
-
I mean EVERYWHERE..
-
and the police
-
found his body
-
some of it
-
on the roof
-
some of it
-
was found near
-
the cabbage patch
-
with tons of
-
lollypops throughout the
-
inner ear lobe
-
and that was
-
really fun because
-
there was a
-
smiley face below
-
The TV and
-
the cat went
:eek:
-
a strange world
-
that killed it
-
and Bob cried
-
and bob died
-
then Bob sighed
-
cuz bob's head
-
was full of
-
ewwie veggie gloops
-
that was mixed
-
with chocolate chips
-
that were yummy
-
because they were
-
shaped lika Honda
-
heavy duty trucks
-
that had tyres
-
made of skittles
-
wrapped in cornbread
-
doused with syrupe
-
then shot with
-
double decker coffee
-
with a little
-
pinch of cinamon
-
and an enormous
-
cat like animal
-
clawed his face
-
now and forever
-
he was bleeding
-
blackberry jelly allover
-
it tasted ZOMgood
-
but right than
-
a big donkey
-
fell from the
-
Empire State Building
-
and landed on
-
a puppy dog
-
carying a red
-
river for some
-
poor, thirsty warthogs
-
but they cant
-
drink it because
-
they arnt alive
-
they are dead
-
or are they?
-
dum dum dummm
-
but one farted!
-
it was funny
-
because its smelly
-
liek a gross
-
wad of poo
-
which hit Cortana
-
and george bush
-
Right arm hand
-
and then fell
-
onto a Grunt
-
who stuck him
-
on the plasmas
-
causing them to
-
go to mars
-
and eat lots
-
of Cheesy Pizza
-
that was mouldy.
-
and VERY disgusting
-
and gooey. However,
-
there was a
-
big monster called
-
Pharley who always
-
stubbed his toes.
-
But right then
-
the mood darkened
-
and Pharley killed
-
the Spartans pet
-
called Bob Stork
-
but his brother
-
was so chubby
-
that he bounced
-
hit the moon
-
which had created
-
a rather large
-
problem on the
-
moon caussing it
-
randomly implode which
-
blinded the people
-
on Halo so
-
they died lol.
-
The master Chief
-
keen on knitting
-
sewed a grunts
-
button it yourself
-
Then You stopped
-
and looked at
-
a bloated toad
-
that exploded in
-
a lot of
-
tiny little pieces.
-
That Smelled realy
-
bad because it
-
gorged on prunes
-
all through the
-
hibernation period feeling
-
like an overstuffed
-
and under loved
-
pig that ate
-
all the toads
-
best loved lillys.
-
were in bloom
-
but quickly died
-
and withered away
-
but one lived!
-
to bloom again.
(full stop added new sentence please)
-
When the bee
-
found the lilly
-
he killled it
-
with weed killer
-
killed the weed
-
Then the bee
-
started attacking a
-
half dead hunter
-
who had gout
-
and started to
-
smell of cats
-
that had rolled
-
in a monkey's
-
wet hairy carpet
-
which was where
-
the dragonfly lives
-
and the dragonfly
-
still lives on
-
flowers because he
-
can't eat meat
-
or fishy things
-
just other bugs
-
Like cockroaches and
-
little bloodsucking fleas
-
that give malaria
-
And rare fungus
-
and it's called
-
Sasquatch because it
-
Defeated the SAS
-
With superpowers like
-
a rabid hampster
-
That eats alot
-
of salty chips
-
With alot of
-
succulent mouldy Stilton
-
That sounds gross
-
he's a rodent!
-
Oh my gosh
-
Dont you know
-
That there is
-
rats all around
-
In your house
-
and your garden
-
Also in his
-
baggy shorts and
-
Tight spandex under
-
a wooden bridge
-
With lots of
-
planks that were
-
Broken and splintered
-
Watch your step
-
Or else you
-
Will lose a
-
Arm and a
-
bit more besides
-
The worst fruit
-
which tasted horrible
-
was the Ethiopian
-
And really poor
-
with only beans
-
And fried rice
-
that tasted like
-
dog food. Which
-
burned my tummy
-
And gave me
-
really bad gas
-
(OMGOSH you posted exactly what i was thinking of!) that stunk up
-
his sealed suit
-
untill it bursts
-
leaving tender scars
-
around his face.
-
David sold extra
-
molotov cocktails to
-
very young snails
-
who blew up
(someone mention escargot)
-
into raging slugs
-
Now the slugs
-
trail is slimey
-
and very toxic
-
so anyone who
-
eats the escargot
-
will get poisoined.
-
As that happened
-
the dung beetle
-
started to crawl
-
into the watermain
-
which is not
-
as large as
-
your normal sewer
-
but large enough
-
to squeeze through
-
for the beetle.
-
Climing over limescale
-
which was green
-
with tartan spots
-
was a real
-
dungless place to
-
crawl about. However,
-
when it came
-
, it was heard
-
by the aliens
-
who reacted by
-
firing a laser
-
right in the
-
eyes of Bruce
-
which caused the
-
retina to burn
-
a very bright
-
red orange color.
-
He yelled "OW!"
-
then he cried
-
"This is SPARTA!"
-
Prepare to Die!
-
and other battlecrys.
-
The sun rose
-
and he brushed
-
the bushbaby's tail
-
so that it
-
cleans the sewer
-
of Krondorian thieves
(reference to the works of Raymond Feist)
-
because they always
-
Feist on particals
-
of itemised billing
-
which gives them
-
300 experience points
-
redeamable against fishy
-
bosses that always
-
snore through sleep
-
And get a
-
sore nasal passage
-
so they can
-
focus on something
-
more nose like.
-
Zet burst through
-
with a bang
-
as he ran
-
into the stadium
-
a champion toxophilist
(You dont know how true that is)
-
carrying the Olympic
-
bow and arrow
-
firing at the
-
boss, hitting gold
-
all over the
-
He fell asleep
-
wondering where the
-
end of the
-
tale will end.
-
Unfortunately, the tale
-
became a tail
-
that swatted flies
-
and other pests.
-
During the war
-
eighteen flying monkeys
-
join the circus
-
to muck out
-
a gallon of
-
rancid, smelly and
-
very distasteful sauerkraut.
-
Mechanically rendered meat
-
Young determined trainers
(LOL I got confused between Last Letters First Letters and Three Word story :doh: :doh: Oh well at least it sorta works)
-
found themselves at
-
the red base
-
,not the blue.
-
That began the
-
universal countdown machine
-
that plays Megadeth
(reference to the Countdown to Extinction album)
-
got bored, then ............
-
they tried to
-
flick fleas with
-
a giant hammer
-
and a flamethrower
-
fuelled by beatle
-
which then inturn
-
had a great
-
expectations about this
-
Giant Mythological Creature
-
dribbling strawberry yogurt
-
Which had made
-
a huge mess.
-
Once rooted the
-
grass beneath them
-
turned to worms
-
and ate him
-
for lunch and
-
burped very loudly
-
then quickly deflated
-
like an aging
-
balloon. However, the
-
rubber perished and
-
that's when they
-
met Linda/Marie
-
who were the
-
epitome of the
-
Chief's next mission!
(?) Hope that made sense :siderofl:
-
That mission started
-
with a bang
-
except not really.
-
it was just
-
oh so clever
-
that a watermelon
-
fell from the
-
top infinity bridge
-
with a rabidwolverine
-
jumping of the
-
Giant tunacasoral monster
-
it ate the
-
Realy tiny m&m
-
then died from
-
the poisen from
-
my reckless driving.
-
that kiled a
-
big farting dog
-
which fed on
-
beans and sprouts
-
which were really
-
wind inducing if
-
:angel: <---He Learnt To
-
swallow them whole
-
While taking on
-
the entire World.
-
with his only
-
crooked toe nail
-
And matted hair
-
that had fleas
-
doing circus acts
-
with a dangerous
-
WMD with circular
-
spinning spinners and
-
mad bumper suspension
-
creating an enormous
-
bunny signature domination.
-
That's when everything
-
went wrong with
-
the colour scheme
-
as nothing matched
-
the contrast of
-
the captain's monitor
-
or Spock's scanners.
-
Then someone FARTED!
-
But that's not
-
very cool MC
-
So what Do
-
monkeys eat for
-
the next one
-
of a rotten
-
Apple juice. So
-
I took an
-
assault rifle and
-
shot gangus until
-
he ran away.
-
Unfortunately he ran
-
EVERY way!
>KABOOM!<
-
but he lived
-
and started a
-
new forum thread
-
it was about
-
this very very
-
odd near-death
-
experince where he
-
ate a snake
-
then fell down
-
and broke his
-
spleen and eyelash
-
which was not
-
very wise, since
-
he was walking
-
towards the end
-
of the map
-
and was going
-
to die lol
-
but he lived
-
and went on
-
to become a
-
super hero because
-
he was bored
-
of always doing
-
the same stupid
-
map: infinity, *sigh*
-
and also deathisland
-
agreedd, also dull
-
. so instead he
-
went to save
-
A shoe named
-Spfd
-
Johnny, who decided
-
get stuck in
-
different coloured socks
-Spfd
-
while shopping in
-
Canada's Largest Mall.
-
, West Edmonton Mall.
-
The Mall-cops....
-
ate his cookies,
-
,yummy chocolate ones,
-
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" he yelled.
-
but alas t'was
-
too late to
-
get them back
-
they'd be disgusting :P
-
,indeed. So instead
-
he beat up
-
the mall cop
-
with a bat
-
and cried deeply
-
with tears in
-
his eyes while
(man this is getting violent! xD)
-
bfm_StarZ was saying, "
-
hi you guys.
-
Chef feared hello's,
-
and decided to
(i better not get hurt in this... :toughguy: xD)
-
hit him with
(... u had to say something, lol)
-
a flaming warthog
-
. Sadly, bfm_StarZ perished!!
( :winkgrin: :winkgrin: :winkgrin: Sorry StarZ)
-
Then the mallcop
-
revived bfm_StarZ so
-
StarZ would re-die
(lol, Liam ur supposed to continue the story, the story has 2 so's in it :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:)
ALL FIXED ;D ;D ;D
-
and stays dead.
(lol, Liam ur supposed to continue the story, the story has 2 so's in it :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:)
-
Dumbfounded, the hero
-
started a game
-
and won all
-
of his cookies
-
But by then
-
they were all
-
broken into small
(awwww poor StarZ :'( can she come back later as a ghost? x :XD: jk jk jk(but if ya really want me back... ;) lol )
-
little chunks of
-
mushy gross gunk
-
when he saw...
-
a little snake
-
and ran for
-
shelter in a...
-
smelly manure pit
-
but then he
-
accidentally swallowed some :P
-
stones that were
-
actually dung beetles
-
that had powers
-
of mass stinkafication.
-
as well as
-
beautifying the simple,
-
elegance of dung
-
however these bugs
-
like shakespeare, particularly.
-
suddenly the bugs
-
entered MJ's coffin
-
but came out
-
holding his nose!!!!
-
(lol) then it's cousin
-
(lol) then it's cousin
u mean THEIR cousinS?
-
whtevr, u nut
-
whtevr, u nut
ZOMG i am soo reporting to moderator ;D
and it matters
u nut
-
grow up. and respond to my three words.
-
Carrying on from here:
holding his nose!!!!
The bugs took
-
flight from the
-
funeral home in
-
what eagle?? i thought these bugs were down our hero's throat???!!!!
-
New York City
-
. They went to
-
BFM racing servers
-
and won every
-
single game against
-
masterchief and arbiter
-
and owned Liam
:D
-Spfd
-
and spood more! :dance:
-
after flattening liam..
-
because he's awesome
-
although spood was.....
-
still getting owned
-
by Cowgirl The...
-
Western Terrorizer. She
-
can kill all
-
spoods world wide!!
-
However, she can't
-
kill any Liams!!
-
(all are dead...)
-
(in tonatiuh's mind) :LOL:
-
Anyway, we're confused
-Spfd
-
at the fact
-
That Liam is
-
pure utter awesomeness.
:LOL: ( I always make it in time to avoid something bad happening to me ) :LOL:
-
at getting owned
-
never ever ever!!
( I win again :yesyes: )
-
unless by his
-
self, but never!!
( :yesyes: Still Wins )
-
(do you have spider sense or something :eek:? lol)
then a pirate
-
finally destroyed liam
(u shall lose!!! :P)
-
but he escaped
:yesyes: :yesyes: :yesyes: :yesyes:finally destroyed liam
(u shall lose!!! :P)
:evil: NEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER :evil:
-
omg, u r more annoying than spiderman and his spider sense!!! :LOL:
to die after
-
the world ends!!! :muah:
( :siderofl: I Still win cuz u'll all be dead too :evil: )
-
Which is lame. :eek:
-
but still happens :mad:
-
after cowgirl, the
-
Tonatiuh slayer, slays
-
(hey want torture? read this thread from the beginning)
liam in half!!!
-
Because he hates
-
Liam being unkillable!!
(Again, .......... I suggest you stop trying to off me....It's impossible :evil:)
-
except with a
hey, to avoid mistakes with my name only put tona :P
-
nothing at all!!
(Nice Try :evil: )
hey, to avoid mistakes with my name only put tona :P
I fixed it srry. :)
-
Here comes Starz
gah, im done with it, u shall prevail over time, until only u and cockroaches survive complete annihilation :P
-
,dead girl walking,
( :yesyes: YAY I WIN :yesyes: Cograts on seeing reality Tona :evil: )
-
to take revenge
lol, we need to coordinate at least 5 messages to kill u definitely :P
-
on noble Jmaster!!
lol, we need to coordinate at least 5 messages to kill u definitely :P
( I wouldn't bet on it :XD: )
-
and all the
:P
-
Liam's imaginable. Tonatiuh
-
owns everybody. Liam
let's be polite with each other ok? :P i dont want someone to die...
-
and Tonatiuh then
-
went with decoy
-
, not killing Liam!!
-
to kill BFM_...
man, we are done with killing u liam, lets kill someone else...
-
Lego, Canadian buddy
-
we hate him
:evil: not really, i dont hate people
-
but love him :hug:
-
´cause he owns
-
cuz he's Canadian!!
-
The next day
too much events to only 1 day, dont u think?
-
BFM_Lego woke up.....
-
and found himself
-
in America!! OMG!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
-
He thougth: WTH
lol those are 5 words, but...
-
how did i
-
got here! I
-
was just sitting
-
playing halo with
-
my Canadian buddy
-
in BFM server
who's canadinan? :P
-
#1. I was
who's canadinan? :P
Firstly no one is canadinan :P and secondly me and lego are Canadian as are many others im sure :LOL:
BTW- as a recap and a fyi, the story is being told in Lego's thoughts now right?
-
killing Elvis and
lol im sorry :P
BTW- yeah :)
-
then I saw
-
ODIN coming by
good night all :)
-
riding Godzilla. PPl
lol im sorry :P
LOL no problem
-
onto a big
-
slimey ogre lugie!!
-
(good grief liam, why do u always have to be gross?)
finally he screamed
-
OMG is cowgirl
-
(haha very funny tonatiuh)
then cowgirl screamed
-
something beyond understanding :P
it's very weird to see people calling me Tonatiuh :P
everybody calls me TONA
EDIT: what does PPl stands for? maybe i said something i didn't want :P
-
sry...tona. :P :P
then I screamed
-
OMG I GTG
what does PPl stands for? :undecided:
-
but she came
-
to kill everyone
-
she killed tona ( sry luv ;))
-
in her mind
ill be like liam, wont allowed u to kill me :P
-
then for real
-
she liked him ;D
-
, in his dreams!!
PPL= People
-
tona killed liam
lol, you took your time to respond!!!
-
in his dreams!!
-
[Tona dreams always]
lol ok, enough with killing u
-
The next day
-
tona was sleeping
i really need some...
-
all day long.
(That was quick day XD)
-
He didn't wake
-
cowgirl killed tona :P
-
twice. The next
-
evening, tona revived
i have infinite lives mwahahaha :evil:
-
not once. Several
----
...i have infinite lives mwahahaha :evil:
We'll see.
-
years later, tona
we are all old!
-
was still not
-
death at all
omg i've been dying for years :'(
-
he is death!!!! :muah:
-
cowgirl then killed
-
herself in a
-
attempt to rescue
-
liam's sry hide (ty for killing me)
-
Liam valiantly went
(I'm gonna bring you back from dead ;D :hug: )
-
to rescue tona
first rescue me and then cowgirl, i've been death for years!!! :P then we will rescue her :)
-
NOT, cowgirl only!!
-
and tona along :P
-
to death pit!!
muhaha
-
the three died
aw man... now we are all dead
-
except for Liam
(of course)
-
cause he is
man, u left cowgirl to die? what kind of rescue that was?
-
saving cowgirl a'course!!
-
tona is unsaveable
ONLY tona can kill tona [or let tona die] :P
-
except by banana-moon
-
but he failed
what's that? :P
-
to save tona
( ur guess is as good as mine :LOL: )
-
he finally died!!! d_b d_b d_b
i'm the only one able to kill myself :P
-
Good for him!
-
for liam and
-
cowgirl did live
-
for the chickens
-
with their heads
-
Glued Right Together
-
cowgirl unstuck the
-
(thanks for saving me guys, i was getting worried)
-
BBQ chicken wings
-
jamming them down
-
liam's ornery throat ( :P)
-
while yelling at...
-
herself dementedly. The
(cowgirl ur not supposed to do back to back posts, the whole point is that each person only does 3 words per turn, not 6)
-
(sry liam)
superhorse cowgirl rides
-
to Vancouver's Chinatown
-
all the while
-
singing ode to
-
super heroes. So,
(there really is an ode to a super hero by weird al lol)
-
coastergeek rode the
( does ode to super heroes start like: "Superman no more, Spider man no more" ? )
-
rollercoaster there as
-
a treat for
-
The chickens, So
-
that they experience
-
a terrible headache
i really don't know how is the story :P
-
that allmost killed....
-
the KFC business.
-
DIE colonel sanders :P
-
He can't die.
-
he can suffer
-
the pain of
-
being so bad
-
(so what happened to me? I think I'll fiz ya'lls diversion)
cowgirl came back
-
begining the party :toot:
-
(lol, ty tona)
cowgirl, liam, and
-
tona: THE SPAMMERS
-
ride off in
-
cowgirl's great horses (didn't u want some? :P)
-
(some what? and ur grammar is off, in cowgirls horses as opposed to on cowgirls horses)
into the sunset.... :clint:
-
i doeznt cair :P it aint my language :)
till they get
-
to an awesome..
-
beach. They decide
-
hangout and swim
-
and invite everyone
(u were supposed to make a party!!! :P)
-
from bfm to
-
BFM (doh :P). they all
-
come to the
(beach, tona...)
-
(i was thinkin something like: swim and laugh :P)
best party ever!!!
-
then cowgirl screamed
-
cuz she saw
-
liam drowning. Tona
-
valiantly, rescued him
(YES liam, I rescued you :P)
-
but drowned himself (in the process...muhaha)
-
He was dead
hey, now i remember: i was dead!!!
-
bfms burned tona's
(remains..like a jedi..lol)
-
body [viking's style].
-
everyone then partied
-
for several weeks
wow, u really can party :P
-
then they all
-
got very tired
-
and fell over
(lol there are a lot of things to fall over into)
-
LIAM. He yelled
-
for cowgirl to
-
take out all
-
the party trash
(TY tona.....I go see the new transformers movie, and I'm almost killed :o Thnx for saving me :XD: )
-
but Firefox killed
-
himself trying to
-
drink a can
-
. In the horizon
-
a tank came
-
to kill BFMs
-
and all BFMS
-
Unfortunately, BFMs are
-
robots that survive
-
an atomic blast
poor tank, it has no chance
-
and everyone lived
-
except the tank
-
but then, MiG
-
declared war on
-
Sherman. Epic battles........
-
...were epicly fought...
-
by epic people
-
in epic places
-
with epic history
-
of epic battles
(hehe i detect a circle incoming :XD: )
-
and epic wins
man, write something else :P
-
by epic clans
-
with epic leaders
-
and epic guests
-
using epic weapons
-
with epic ammo
-
and the war
-
aaaa the picness is gone...
lasted for several
-
years. and they
-
gave the champions
-
...a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER...
-
they used for
-
hitting bad guys.
-
...with giant sledgehammers.
-
So then everyone
-
got concussions and
-
many broken ribs
-
and were diagnosed
-
with nerve damage
-
to their cranial
-
nerve vagus. They
-
wanted tona to
-
to save them...
-
but eventually, tona
-
epically failed the
-
rescue mission. then
aw iz failed...
-
chicken slaughter time
-
started by cowgirl
-
who really enjoyed
-
killing liam chicken
-
(mooohaha)
-
which don't exist
-
except in bfm,
-
liam died, cowgirl
-
is awesome killer
-
(lol, ty tona... :neckbeard:)
-
yw
NOW where are those 3 words! :P
-
she brought liam
-
a honorable death
-
that never occurred
NICE try guys
-
in our hearts
dude, we said u had died :P just stay death :XD:
-
or real life
NEVA.....it was all in ur heads...anyway u gave me ur word u'd stop :eyebrow:
-
nothing happened, and
-
Liam really died!!!!
Die, luv, die!!!!
-
in video games ;D
(even thats a lie but I'll take it)
-
As they fight,
-
cowgirl finally shot..
-
herself in the
-
attempt to rescue.
(liam i can't believe u killed me..)
-
As all the
-
BFM members ran
-
toward costco wholesale
-
a terriost came,
-
killed Liam first.
(jk Liam jk)
-
and revived first
-
a fellow terrorist
:evil:
-
who was Liam.
-
but really cowgirl
(im coming back!)
-
...wasn't coming back.
(Wanna bet? :-P)
-
she's an angel :angel:
hahaha try to kill an angel liam :P
-
saving liam (who-nvr-really-died)
OMG i'm not trying to kill cowgirl.....they only one being plotted against is me...
-
. So, as all
-
the world rejoiced
-
cause cowgirl lives
:angel:
-
in our hearts
-
and for real..
(what do i have to do to keep alive in this place!!)
-
ups sorry
[liam as well]
there, happy? you are alive
-
cowgirl, tona, Liam,
-
the only immortals
-
they shall rule....
-
till the end
-
no one can
-
kill them. They
-
reign supreme. One
-
can kill all
-
he is an
-
assassin. The three
-
combined together can
-
own every single
-
enemy except for
-
bfm's, they are
-
are not enemys (you nut, bfms are on our side)
-
they are are not enemys? and you say i can't write in english... :LOL:
we can't betray
-
the kingdom BFM
(see i likes this way were going, tis better)
-
johnson can betray
-
the unstoppable marine
-
cuz he leaves
-
destruction in his
-
recruitment application :evil:. He
-
will return triumphantly
(say "to BFM"......, if you would be so kind :) )
-
to bfm ranks
-
as a champion!!!!
-
(sorry im late :P )
But when they
-
realize marine is
-
a great PR,
-
(and empazed, BUT, there Liam. im not sure wht u sed makes sense.)
-
what liam says never make sense, that's how he has managed to survive so far :P
a great PR,
with an amazing
-
knack for making...
-
bad decisions. Nateo
im still mad he quit recruitment :P
-
then goes to
-
kick someone very
-
hard. soon "it"
-
"turns out to"
-
to be a
-
train to town,
(and no it starts "poor peter parker was pitiful, couldn't have been any shyer" but yeah it's about spiderman)
-
so everyone dies.
-
then cowgirl rides
(here I come, to the rescue!!!!) :hobbyhorse:
-
a very slow
-
car with no
-
guns and is
-
very useless. so
-
I can't believe it...you creep!!! I was coming to help! And u cannot post more then once.
Liam rescued cowgirl (and everyone else.)
-
from the evil
-
lol sry.
witch. but soon
-
nobody cared about
-
the witch. so
-
everyone else got
-
guns and shot
-
an incoming horde
-
foreign painted igloos (trying to make this as weird as possible..lol)
-
with nice suits
-
lol nice touch..
, sombreros, and sunglasses..
-
and swimming suits!!!
-
so as the
-
igloos got closer...
-
christmas songs came
-
and everyone sang,
-
igloos started melting
-
and everyone lived,
-
in the sky
-
expect the ugly
-
rain from above
-
killed them all.
-
flying reptiles came
-
to peel off
-
an army of
-
bugs. So as
-
the bfm members
-
boldly hold off
-
the super spiders
-
With Chicken eggs
-
and vampire fangs :P
-
And chicken wings
-
they defeated them.
-
nooooooo! everyone cried!!!
-
bfms ran for
-
everyone because someone
-
has killed Wally!!!
-
so they tried
-
to find Waldo.
-
But they failed.
-
As everyone does.
-
they couldnt find
-
extinct groshie bug
-
:o Whatever they are!!??!! :o
-
So they went...
-
to ride llamas :P
-
into the cold
-
rainy African Savannah :P
-
desert. So as
-
they wouldnt sweat
-
they finally found
-
the edge of
-
the highway....... so
-
the hyppopotamus came
-
if that is the hippopantumas the anmial......... then
and killed everyone
-
with large fingers
-
and powerfull guns.
-
he was loaded
-
with eggs. So
-
he chose to
-
shoot everyone! everyone
-
and nobody died
-
So noone lived.
-
The next day.....
( There's still the animals around to make a story about)
-
some lions came
i meant nobody, not ¿Nobody¿ lol
-
and ate steaks.
-
As they were
-
chewing Hubba Bubba.
-
But suddenly, a
-
UFO came by
-
and blew them...
-
with cheese cannon
-
that catapulted them...
( I always wanted to use that word!!! ;D )
-
to space. there
-
they met the
-
Jetsons, who gave..
-
them some futuristic
-
weapons filled with
-
some greenish substance
-
which I ate.
-
So as Afkbot
-
didn't feel well
-
he pulled out
-
a roast chicken
-
out of his
-
helmet and he
-
handed it to
-
a nina bear
-
"it is nummy!"
-
and the "nummy"
-
isn't edilble!" he
-
died. so as
-
they called Ghostbusters...
-
the police came
-
but got lost
-
so then they
-
got shotguns and
-
and attempted to...
-
shoot everthing they
-
found a pokimon
-
that went "pikachu!"
-
and then it
-
exploded. so as
-
it blew up
-
they started too
-
hug them :hug:
-
so as they
-
hugging, they saw
-
a big bear!
-
lol no grammer afkbot :P
But, other masthercheifs
-
were oblivious to....
-
(me no understand big words ^.^)
my itchy head.
-
Then Tails made
-
Barbacue Ribs! So (LOL just had them for dinner ;D)
-
they partied till...
-
the sun exploded
-
then they went...
-
to smorgys for
-
more Barbecue Ribs. (y not?)
-
and then they...
-
found a massive
-
techno monkey raving to...
-
conrad, remember only 3 words ;D
fight giant transformer
-
but the transformers...
-
had party hats
-
but they had...
-
A LAZA!!! (pew pew pew!) :usa: :no you didn't:
-
hidden inside a...
-
invisible hoax'd(fake) rock...
-
They took the
-
bus to london
-
but it's late...
-
So they walked..
-
all the way
-
to halo's controlcenter
;D
-
to make a
-
BIG FAT COOKIE! :XD:
-
that exploded because...
-
MR.T attacked it (i pitty de cookie!)
-
so the police
-
sang invisible sun (the band the police)
-
But failed because
-
they wernt able
-
to take a
-
ninja butler bob!
-
lol lol lol
-
hehe hehe hehe
-
baked a cake :zoot: d_b :drool: :yesyes: :hug: :love: :zoid: :bang: :siren: :toughguy:
-
made from jelly babies
-
but still failed.
-
gathering ingredients and
-
using a fork.
-
Stuffed it up...
-
with cheese wiz! (yummy)
-
but still failed.
-
but they didnt!
-
because they were....
-
cutting their fingers
-
for no reason...
-
but still failed.
-
so they went...
-
to Camelot for....
(iz bakck! :neckbeard:)
-
a LEGENDARY quest!
-
of epic proportins!
-
but still failed.
-
So they walked......
-
to the end...
-
.....of the world......
-
where they found
-
3 crazy masterchiefs.
-
and they said
-
I will eat
-
.......your lazy mother.......
(lol)
-
because I am
-
a very hungry
-
how are you :)
Elvis Booyah fan
-
but then eventually
-
I was all
-
big and tall
-
but small too
;D
-
And I liked
-
that i was
-
A really happy
-
blubber filled alien
-
with many weapons.
-
And an urge...
-
to spin onmyhead(thats only 3 words :P)
-
and to shoot
-
the PR fuzzy :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl:
-
but bullets bounced
-
off and hit
-
the PR Trael
-
but bounced again
-
and hit BFM
-
Shivrz. She got
-
not hit because_BFM_Elvis_jumped_in_the_way_and_the_bullets_just_bounced_off_because_he's_the_leader_he_can't_die <-(that's only three words ;D)
-
and he got
-
very very obnoxious
-
and shot zakpak
-
but thaey bounced
-
and they hit
-
the awesome ¿Nobody¿
-
and that was
-
hurtful to ¿Nobody¿
-
so he then
-
became the U.S.
-
fool ,but then
-
he grabbed a
-
can of soda
-
and went on
-
with life, but
-
soon had a
-
fantastic idea which
-
ended up taking
-
too much time
-
so then he
-
picked up 40
-
weapons. so he
-
could destroy all
-
the hotdog stands
-
without doing silly
-
moves like a
-
Tr0ll Tr0l avatar
-
DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON
-
someone should up this all up
-
to the sky
-
but fell back
-
to the moon
-
and lived with
-
the moon men
-
for all eternity
-
but soon he
-
became very awesome
-
and he killed
-
all of the
-
brave moon men
-
but someone came
-
and fell down
-
a water slide
-
of evil doom
-
and of happiness
-
But then I
-
basicly decided to
-
eat a big
-
cake with icing
-
and cheese spread
-
for maximum awesomeness
-
and admin rights
-
to bfm servers
-
and silly string
-
so i could
-
become the ultimate
-
silly moon man
-
of moony death
-
and take over
-
the entire sun
-
to extinguish it
-
for all the
-
grunts who like
-
to eat chicken
-
and play basketball. ;D
-
so they can
-
rob other people's houses.
-
and steal their
(btw ¿Nobody¿ thats four words lol)
-
favorite cookie jars
-
and eat them
-
which made the
-
people feel gassy
-
and a bit
(btw ¿Nobody¿ thats four words lol)
sry!
-
crazy feeling inside
-
of wanting to
-
rip fuzzy's head
-
off his shoulders
-
and then play
-
pat a cake
-
for everything they
-
badly did. Now
-
it is time
-
to go kill
-
all of the
-
moonmen. So they
-
will have all
-
weapons from the
-
united states miliatary
-
including the weapon
-
the atomic bomb
-
which would destroy
-
all of the
-
happy people from
-
their nice homes
-
and nice neighborhoods.
-
of the deep
-
dark silly sea
-
witch had fish
-
that were very
-
very concerned about
-
being shot by
-
big hairy monsters!
-
with 2 heads
-
and cowboy hats
-
with 2 pistols
-
and one eye
-
which would twitch
-
around in the
-
head of the
-
monster's leader which......
-
smelled very awful
-
and really liked
-
to eat marshmellows
-
and stand on
-
top of a
-
giant flying dragon
-
while eating pretzels
-
and having a
-
nice cold slushie
-
which is great to have! :yesyes:
-
at a party
(btw again ¿Nobody¿ thats 5 words :doh: )
-
whilst drawing on
-
a large notepad
-
with decorative colors...
-
of great brightness
-
and great destruction
-
So then they
-
could not take
-
All of thier
-
very scary gumdrops
-
And then they
-
got very silly
-
And decided to
-
take over the
-
Entire world again
-
because they thought....
-
It was too
-
big and shiny
-
So then they
-
got some slushies
-
Because they were
-
very happy to....
-
be the best
-
knife throwers EVER
-
in the history
-
of Minnesota which.....
-
is not long...
-I'm very sorry to anybody living in Minnesota- :-X :sigh:
-
Because of the
-
war with the....
-
people in Virginia. :haw:
-
So they charged...
-
but suffered heavy...
-
losses and then
-
got some gumdrops
-
which tasted good...
mmmm gumdrops :drool:
-
but unfortunatly someone
-
ate them all
-
which made them
-
very very sick
-
which wasnt very
-
Strange, considering that
-
they were happy
-
so then they
-
got some swords
-
and went on
-
to take down
-
all of the
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evil enemy bunnies......
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that had really
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large ears that
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they could hit
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with a fist
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Of fury, and
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happiness, so then......
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i had to
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get some guns....
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and do something
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that invloves aqua
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man and his
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lawn mower of.........
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fuzziness, it was
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really, really, really
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fuzzy, so he
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got some sneakers.....
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that were fuzzy
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and bright purple
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and that clicked
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on your profile
lol
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which was awesome
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because it was
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Fuzzy's profile, which....
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should have this:
(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/n/knuxpwn04.gif?1)(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/n/knuxpwn05.gif?3)(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/n/knuxpwn06.gif?1)
(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/n/knuxpwn07.gif?2)(http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crosswalledplz.gif)(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/n/knuxpwn08.gif?1)
;D
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but it didn't :'(
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so then it
btw if you want it you can have it ill give code,its in my sig
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got some slushies
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and jumped into
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a treasure chest......
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full of water
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and got wet
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but also very
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fluffy once dried
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plus he was
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a silly silly
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silly silly silly
lol
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monster of DOOM!!!!
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with big pincers
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and a frightening
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gumdrop dispenser, which.............
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made old people
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young again, and.............
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made hot sauce
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and drank it :hotsauce:
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but immediantly died
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yet they didn't.........
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so instead they
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bought some sneakers..........
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and drank some
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but they tasted..............
(drink shoes????????)
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like peanut butter
i was setting you up to say something like: and drank some.........orange juice that. but lol okay
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and coffee grounds.......
Ah lol, my mistake :siderofl:
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But then it
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exploded and everyone
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a good racer
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...(isnt this supposed to make some sense?)
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so he went..
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and shot a
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movie for youtube
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but couldnt upload
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he was upset
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so he cried
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for 3 days
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until he decided
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to get over
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it and buy
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a new car
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for him to
Oh how I miss this game.
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drive to town
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on a motorcycle
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which crashed so,
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a big explosion
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which sent him
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to a galaxy
Pls say far far away :winkgrin:
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far far away :winkgrin:
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so zakpak decided
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to go to
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find some aliens
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who are actually gummy bears
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to destroy a
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massive inflatable pony
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, however, on the
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contrary, they actually
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,ate him alive,
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throwing his mind
- Lº§tMyMiNÐ
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Down their Gullets
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and into the
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Sea of chimps
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so he could
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Swing in trees,
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using a rope
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with the other
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person pointing a
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a horse to
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a a horse to?
stop the person
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and get the
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kitty cat to
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eat a fat
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mammoth and then.....
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puke it out
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all over the
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girl named Phantom. :LOL: ;D
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...Who decided to...
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sell the cat
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because it had
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puked over her
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and the couch
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...potato next door.
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Beside the fact
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phantom is super
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Girl Line Slap
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. However, she likes
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Hiding from us
hiding or hidding?? how is is spelled?
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and the pirates
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who stole Zakpack's
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cheese and iceskates.
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.From then on
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Mugs of coffee
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would never contemplate
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That I am
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unknown and goofy.
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. But them a
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person we all
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know and love
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named Arya came
WB :P Although, again, I don't know you...
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and said "hello!"
WB :P Although, again, I don't know you...
Yea I still float through from time to time :winkgrin: Haven't posted in the good old three word story in a looong time. :)
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but then left.
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to go find
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a little kitty.
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Then the evil
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monster came to
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Throw the kitty
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at his good
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good friend and
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then the monster
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changed his mind
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and decided to
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go get a
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muffin and eat
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all your sandwiches
:LOL:
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at the cool
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pool in school.
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After eating sandwhiches
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he went home,
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to get ready
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to have fun
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at the party
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then eat everyone's
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happy meals, after
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they go and...
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take a shower
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Big fried eggs
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were all that
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stood in there
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then they said
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lets go find
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some NACHOS and
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eat them ALLLLLLLL.
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and drink pop
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with some other
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...unhealthy food. Then, ...
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came along another
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person who wanted
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Phantom Canadian Bacon
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but realised that
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they couldn't have
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any canadian bacon.
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Not on a
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tree full of
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apples and blueberries
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that are so
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gross and discusting.
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so they had
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to get some
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hair from the
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Italian man named
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Guiseppe. Then Guiseppe
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walked to the
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center of Earth
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and burned. But
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it wasn't the
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end of the
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three word story
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because of the
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gaint turtle that
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choked on an
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Italian man, Guiseppe
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who was making
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hot halopenous in
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gaint turtle that
Giant
hot halopenous in
Jalapenous
Gamer's house because
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it was the
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worst place for
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gaming. So the
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world got smashed
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into many peices.
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hey...that was mean:P
lol
Then the guys
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went to a
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barber shot to
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get a haircut.
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get a haircut.
DONT PUT A PERIOD
its teh never ending sentance game
to go to
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three word story?
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i dun kno...
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so they thought
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about what to
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do when all
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white rabbits eat
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pie. so the
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chief got a
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very sharp sword
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but when the
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turtle died, he
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made chololate bunnies
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with his new
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Easy Bake Oven
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which he won
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from a store
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after he had
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forgot her birthday
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and proceeded to