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Just keep on adding to the sentence. Don't stop it!
Once a upon a time...
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there was a never ending sentence game...
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which ended after three lines
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but the-end part broke so
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people managed to keep it going...
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by spamming lots of
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useless garbage, which was hauled by
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BFM_Elvis to the big bad
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BFM_Bowser who tried to throw it all at the BFM's but
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They came back with the ban hammer, since he got banned..
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he sat down an cried turtle tears till he
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shot the sheriff, but then the deputy
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started a "The never ending sentence game " thread for
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people who wanted te destroy Bowser for ever and ever so they called on mario
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who, instead, went looking for the princess, but then...
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Bowser, insulted by Peach and her high-flown royalty, bit off her head and
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Her private army of ninjas attacked from above but then chuck norris came and
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intended to kick butt, as always, but was distracted by
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a flying bird that
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pecked out his eyes
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which of course was horrible, but not nearly as bad as
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the time he got beat by
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Micheal Jackson in a chicken suit with
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an electric toothbrush of DOOM
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SOOO he swung his fists around widly, and whacked
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the pineapple man in the face
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and he in turn hit norris with a
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grapefruit the size of
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a nickel
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with a thread to put a period in this sentence soon but
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of course that would break the spirit in which this sentence is being written
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so instead he decided to
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play a bit Race and started Halo
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but noticed he was banned from server 2
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so he joined server 4
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and was run over many times by the dreaded
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BFM_Elvis and he told Elvis to
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jump off a cliff but BFM_
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Grim team rocket at just the right moment so Elvis went flying
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on a driving car
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and was splattered all across the windshield
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like a little bug so he quit and
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came to the forums and sent a PM to
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Elvis.. saying..
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jump off a cliff but Elvis got mad and
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he died and then
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Dragster found a note from Elvis saying that Dragster is
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a particular brand of car which uses a rocket engine
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called bracket boosters
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which make you fly up into the air and never come down
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and then he nearly suffocated due to lack of oxygen but,
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jumped out and landed in the sea
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where a Red Polar Bear called Jim helped him,
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then threatened to stick a period after some of his words, but
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didn't coz he was a nice polar bear who
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didn't eat penguins because he couldn't take the wrappers off and anyway they live at the South Pole
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and he lived in the West Pole, which currently doesn't exist due to
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master chief, coz' he was
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a big bad boy and blew it up in 1108 with a longsword
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but, was then sniped out of the sky by...
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a rule breaker who got kicked by..
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the evil one
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who was in league with..
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the other evil one
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who had never forgiven his parents for calling him "the other evil one"
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just because he played a few deadly tricks on his brother...
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and because he blew up U.S.A (i'm still alive, o ya)
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but actually it was the....
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deadly sentence-finishing monster who was well-known for inserting full stops where they didn't belong...
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who got blown up because he didn't....
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pay enough attention to the advice of his semi-colon friend
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and his smiley friends
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and, then: suddenly, the punctuation-got "all ;funky"
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and in a rebellious mood so,, that commas ,,, grouped together in inappro,,priate placesand the semicolons were unable to keep order
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and in all the chaos the periods finally had a chance to strike
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until up hopped a clever tilde ~ and grouped them all together in ellipses ... thus saving the sentence
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yet the ~, after seeing what it was capable of, imprisoned words in (parenthesis)
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and at this point in barged the forgotten "evil one"
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who actually turned out so be Kiwi so no one really cared; but then......
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suddenly...
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there arose such a clatter
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as enoch made donuts for everyone except....
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jim360 who didn't like them and himself because Enoch was a gnereous sort of chap who did a lot of baking anyway
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to suppress the urge to kill random people such as...
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Miserabilis, who actually saw it coming but
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still thoguht he would take the bullet to save JANE from certain death
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because hes so totally cool like that but then...
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It turned out that the bullet was a rubber bullet
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but miserabilis played dead because he wanted to be a hero
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and then JANE, astonished and frightened by the mangled body, ran up to it and bent down to say her final goodbyes close to his ear when suddenly, terrified by this thoguht miserabilis got up and ran off like a maniac
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but actually, miserabilis ran off because he smelled donuts
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baking elsewhere of a higher quality than enoch's (whose main baking skills lie in bread and cakes)
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which taste like new car smell, however, after running for 20 mins....
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He tripped over an evil full stop
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landing on kiwi's windsheild....
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adn bouncing into the air
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scoring an overall 10.5 for his
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wild flailing of his arms
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and graceful landing on his right toes that led straight into a second triple twist
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through the air after which he did 5 more flips then landed in......
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a puddle of water that was not very deep, bruising his legs and nearly wounding his...
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pet toy poodle who then decided to bite ....
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a passing caterpillar
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who ended up killing the poodle with its sharp fangs but then it ...
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turned into a butterfly and found itself unable to do anyone harm anymore
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except to Mith because it was jealous of his avatar
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so MIth hit it with his trusty oddball and turned and fled towards the horizon
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which actually turned out to be the edge of a cliff
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and Mith only just stopped himself in time
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unfortunately kiwi was running right behind him and....
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flapping about like a headless chicken nearby was Enoch, still chasing down some wild flour
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but then something amazing happened....
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as jim360 and miserabilis found that they had spammed this forum for a second night running...
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with the help of mith, filla, aswell as others which caused people to....
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go :neckbeard: :neckbeard: and a bit of :dance: :dance:
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while they prepared for their executions....
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corutesy of the mysterious "other evil one" who was wondering why he had been forgotten
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who actually turned out to be kiwi...
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fruit-salesman trying to get rd of the fruit ever sicne it had got a bad name through a certian BFM sergeant...
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who found enough money to buy all his kiwi brothers from the salesman....
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and sell them again to the red polar bear from so long ago
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who began to eat them forcing kiwi too...
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hard down the ramp so that kiwi's hog wasn't able to get to the score nav on danger canyon, which meant that...
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he was banned for not racing by....
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BFM_Bowser and his army of ninjas
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Who cant be seen unless someone puts a.....
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mouse draggy-thingy over it but on the other hand that's not too hard
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unless you only have 5 highlighties left like miserabilis who...
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now
ran
out
of
them
so he couldn't read this last bit
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skipped jims entry because he couldnt read it so he....
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ran off leaving his used highlighters scattered over the floor for people to trip over
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like kiwi does every day when people mention his name in forums....
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and so it all can to an end when miserabilis was shot at by Kiwi for mentioning Kiwi's name in this forum...
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causing kiwis reputation to rise dramatically .....
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From none at all to a very very tiny and almost non-existent one...
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but it soon went away when the "How Its Made" television program did an episode which featured kiwi shoe polish....
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in which Kiwi's shoe-polishing exploits were lovingly recorded for 60 minutes of prime-time coverage
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which had exactly 1 viewer, the red polar bear.....
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who lived on a purple glacier and...
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cried jellybeans to feed the penguins who.......
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belonged to that recurring "other evil one"
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who decided to do something crazy like.....
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change his name to "the not-so-evil-in-fact-rather-timid-actually-when-you-get-to-know-him one"
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when all of the sudden a giant meteor landed on .....
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the misspelled "sentance" in the title of this forum
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causing the whole "fourm" to shake violently....
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and temporarily disrupting miserabilis' "Spam a lot" session
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Which caused him to attack anyone and everyone close to him including.....
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himself
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causing him to pass out for 12 days
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and allowing jim to take a breather from spamming for now
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unfortunately, jim forgot he was a robot and could post while passed out
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and post he did
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until chaindog banned him from the forums causing him to
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stop posting in this thread which left only jim and he got exhausted especially having not used a comma for so long and this led to his fingers moving faster and faster and faster until eventually they couldn't type any more so he had to hit the submit button
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causing him to loose all consciousness, fortunately, his army of chickens climbed onto his chair and pecked the keys continuing his spam attack
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and then Jim died but he forgot he couldn't die becasue he was a robot so he got back up adn then blow up and that was the last time we say Jim the robot but his chickens
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survived and worked together to get their organization of chickens named Jim360
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but then a big robot chinken came in the room and crushed them all
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the big robot chicken having always wanted a real name took the legal papers of the other chickens thus becoming jim360, which meant he also inherited the 66th rank in king
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but then got bored of BFM and Xelio and Miserabilis went on a quest to destroy the evil robot chinken because he doesn't like BFM
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so he set off for info only to discover the evil robot chicken was actually BFM_Mith because he hasnt really been brought up in this thread
-
so they really went out to destry Mith but then Xelio and Mixerabilis got sad becasue Mith was there friend but they did what they had to do and went out to destroy him
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unfortunately both xelio and miserabilis were busy throwing each other parties so mith had to defend himself by
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throwing them both a BIG party
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which successfully hid him from the robot chicken, however, it drew an even more evil presence
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when the evil one's brother came into the room and
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announced he was stealing all the hogs BFM owned
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and all there guns but then all the people in Noddu's story teamed up on him and he got owned (he got thrown out of the hog like the dog jumps out of the car in my avatar :XD:)
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unfortunately, BFM sustained one casualty, during the brawl, hogzilla attempted to retreat and ran into THE HOGZILLA (half pig, half godzilla) who....
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got mad and picked him up and throw him on the top of sidewinder
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making him super lonely which gave him the idea to call for help, but alas, everyone at the party was having too much fun to answer the phone
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but Jane heard him call for help and came over
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like the darling JANE she is...
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but zilla said he wanted Grim not her and you don't want to get a girl mad (o no!) so she kicked his butt in a fight and left him up there but Jim came up to zilla and said "___
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"DO you know where I might find all the chickens that seem to have gone all over the place?" and hogzy siad he hadn't so...
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jim also beat him up and left him there forcing him to
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bow down to jim360's almighty goodness and kiss his feet
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unfortunately for jim zilla forgot the difference between kissing and eating and he ate jims feet
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or at least, tried to, but of course jim was too quick
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and gobbled up his feet before zilla could
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finish training his PRs
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to shoot miserabilis because
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miserabilis was getting to be rather annoying with all ths spamming he had done that jim360 was trying to keep up with...
-
but failed at because he is still a robot chicken
-
who kept insterting full stops in this sentence and had to go back and edit them...
-
but suddenly a giant version of kiwi entered the thread..... i mean the area
-
with the long bill and non-existent tail that makes Kiwi so unique
-
and he began to dance around in a circle in an attempt to please everyone else
-
with his dancing skills on a par with John Sargent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sergeant_(journalist)#Strictly_Come_Dancing)'s
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yet no one noticed because it was kiwi and hes been mentioned in this thread like 100000 times
-
100002 of which by miser
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who actually doesnt know kiwi that well
-
unlike what jim does
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because being english, he knows kiwi very well unlike....
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the other evil one who is back in this sentence mainly to change the subject...
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and he started the story of Jim hating cows and lovving chickens
-
even though the other evil one was decided to be kiwi along time ago, thus causing the other other evil one to step in
-
and introduce hsi own evil ally, the other other other evil one
-
and he told the other other other evil one to go beat up the evil one
-
who retaliated by team nading everyone
-
and dragster got team naded so he kicked him
-
which prompted Elvis to stop racing and take out his own...
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rocket launcher and totally own everyone
-
for a bit of fun since that's what Elvis does for kicks these days...
-
except he rocketed Nemesis who immediately.....
-
rocketed him back 450 times in succession which was doubly remarkable because...
-
he was asleep
-
and of course did not have that many rockets
-
but instead used toothpicks which he bought from...
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a hobo on the streets who suggested
-
that he use them to pick Chinese food out of his teeth but instead he
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picked the remnants of American food out since he didn't eat much in the way of Chinese food
-
and regretted it, so
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of course he went looking for the "slightly unpleasant one"
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who lived in the shack
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of his third cousin, twice-removed on his mother-in-law's side
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in which he spent most of his time doing
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random stuff like
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talking to jane about horse droppings
-
and other delightful conversation snippets
-
until he exploded in a cloud of random
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film quotes and facts from cogitative corner
-
causing the great overlord of all
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jim360 and his inflatable turkey
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to build a giant man-made lake to
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swallow up the evil gathering of forum spammers (with the exception of himself, of course)...
-
except it backfired and caused....
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his trousers to get slightly damp...
-
making everybody point laugh at him and then as he was running away crying, his pants fell down, making him fall which...
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caused him to cry even harder while everyone else laughed harder......
-
and harder and harder until they could laugh no more at which point...
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the world went into a laugh coma and there was no more happiness
-
which meant that this game came to a ...
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fork in the road of which one end led to
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a full stop and the other to a ;
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which led to a giant :zoid: who ate
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nothing but beans and raw cabbage
-
and after 8 hours he blew such a mighty wind that
-
even the trees felt a mild breeze
-
that were over 6 miles away
-
and while this was happening a dinosaur materialized next to
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the alien invasion craft
-
which promptly shot at the dinosaur
-
which scared the dinosaur away
-
allowing the alien invasion craft to attack the city of
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Mumble Jimbooli, which was unfortunate for the aliens because it didn't actually eixst...
-
which threw the aliens into a rage
-
so they launched an attack on all the people with "s" in their name...
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killing millions of people only to reach miserabilis who quickly
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ran away to get his trusty six-gun
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which was unfortunately loaded with crayons
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and other detritus
-
so miserabilis died in such a horrible way which will be described after this comma,
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which really involves details too gruesome to mention actually
-
but unfortunately for the eyes of others, the details will be announced very shortly, in fact
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not long after the commercial break
-
which was odd because....... 10$ chickens! we have all your chicken needs! chicken coops, chicken food, chicken, paste, chicken hay, chicken boots, chicken hats, chicken clothes, chicken cleaner, chicken clippers, chicken feeders, chicken solution, chicken chairs, chicken sofas, chicken refrigerators, chicken comfort adjusters, chicken shelves, chicken ramps, chicken stairs, chicken televisions, chicken radios, chicken remotes, chicken consoles, chicken computers, and of coarse, chicken chickens, come down to 10$ chickens today!!!!! ........commercials don't usually happen in the middle of sentences
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..cluck...BWAWK!
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were the words of jim as he woke
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up to the sound of gentle cawing of a nearby raven
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who enjoyed long walks on the beach
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with
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people like
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me and
-
you
-
and some others of similarly vague natures
-
which coincidentally also liked dolphins
-
as they're soooooooooo cute
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and tasty
-
and adorable and not at all tasty really, that was just a joke
-
but actually it kinda was because there is truth behind all jokes
-
except the ones miser tells about dolphins...
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because he actually loves dolphins considering that he swam with them once, and no, he did not bite any of them
-
but we're digressing rather a lot now so back to the poitn at which we started... enjoys long walks on the beach
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watching the sunrise and sunset
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and staring idly at the moon and stars
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and occasionally at sputnik because it was 1957
-
but of course something about this idyllic scene was boudn to go awry eventually...
-
which would surely end this wonderful scene
-
and bring the sentence to a full stop...
-
but then suddenly a covenant cruiser lands next to
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miserabilis in a desperate attempt to stop him from spamming...
-
but failed because
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miser is just too good at it
-
but then someone else came along named
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paraphenlius
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who had the power to send people into limbo
-
but only if they asked him nicely to do so
-
like jim, the robot chicken, did one evening
-
suffering from a temporary lapse in thoguht...
-
which actually lasted for, lets say, 19 years
-
or almost exactly the same time as jim360 has lived, which is a bizarre coincidence
-
considering that robot chicken people dont age
-
; (this semicolon allows one to change direction away from robot chickens)
-
xelio on the other hand was
-
messing about with a little happy meal toy
-
which he stole from burger king
-
or McDonald's, whichever he prefers...
-
and then he accidently...
-
tripped on a rock and his gun went off, injuring
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his pet chickens...
-
whom he borrowed from jim, which led jim to
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cry
-
but it was ok because the chicken survived and was even able to get revenge by
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pecking at the ground in frustration
-
which caused Xelio to retreat in complete fear
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at such an act
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that made
-
a mockery of all
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the blue team who told xelio
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taht he would be unwelcome there
-
so he went to the red base
-
and picked up the sniper rifle...
-
and shot everyone in the head including
-
himself (before anyone else too)
-
which was odd because
-
the gun was pointed the other way at the time
-
at a small band of pictsies who had come to ............
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disturb the status quo and get in the wat of U2 ...
-
but anywho it was weird and i got to drive a tractor
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round the field a coupla times :yesyes:
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dancing all teh way to the fraggle rock
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which got crushed by accident
-
by a large pebble
-
which fell from the sky
-
at a breathtaking rate
-
equal to 3 feet per second because pebbles don't go by normal physics, and yes, feet not meters
-
which of course messed up the equations of motion, intruducing an 13.1233333 term
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which everyone knows is exactly equal to 10 slugs
-
or.333 of a snail
-
but anyways hogzilla showed up and
-
started to look around.. but then he started to....
-
proceed directly to his next nav being sure to run over...
-
Bowser, and it made bowser mad, so Bowser took a...
-
shotgun and tried to use it to kill...
-
Zilla, but Zilla picked up a sniper and was...
-
shot by bowser who then realized....
-
he had the flu and.....
-
took some medicine to make it better but
-
this had no affect so instead...
-
he tried to pass it on to others in the hope that this would ultimately rid himself of the 'flu
-
but he infected all the doctors so he
-
went to find chuck norris
-
then comited suicide...
-
since Chuck norris would have killed him anyway...
-
by punching someone with his 3rd fist inside his beard (Family Guy Episode)...
-
or throwing him to the evil chickens
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and staring at stewie
-
as Lois walked out the door saying
-
................."i'm off to get a flu shot" then she
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started to get in her car when.....
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a UFO crashed on
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to the side of Cleveland's house..............
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when they made his bathtub fall into the street...
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*** :D LOL i seen that episode many times :D ***
a man named *Jack* came down and said...
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Have this bag its full of...
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radioactive leftovers from thanks giving", then the evil monkey in som1's closet came and...
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Scared BFM_LEO so much that he got over the 24 hour bug he has and..
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continued this sentece so it wouldnt...
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die of old age
-
but it did.
-
However, it then rebooted itself...
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to live again.
-
but still failed.
-
Then suddenly, out of no-where...
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a bunny came out and died by a hunter with a shotgun.
-
Freeza was feeling very sad until...
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he failed by trying to cut pie.
-
In the morning he...
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baked a pie.
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saw a shiny star over a lake and went to...
-
a land where evryone can...
-
then master chief came up to him and
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then master chief came up to him and
That was quite a bit off from the previous post, lol. But i'll continue from this one I guess.
"said 'Hi', and poked him in the eye ball. He then..."
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took a fuel rod gun and killed him.
-
That was quite a bit off from the previous post, lol. But i'll continue from this one I guess.
ooops lol my bad
Then Doc came and revived him and
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It wasnt a doctor, its was a....
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an elf with magical healing powers!
-
...but anyways the elf revived him and carried him off to........
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fairy land where he...
-
committed suicide happily!
-
but in his attempted suicide he actually shot the magical healing elf with a .44 mag with hollow point rounds, causing the citizens of elf world to...
-
..dissapear and...
PUT AND EXPLODE
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reaperd in a country calles alor satar which was...
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filled with skittles...
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and M&Ms...
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And cherry Ripes
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...and mars bars...
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And the town of BFM!
-
But that was not the end....
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This isn't continuing this sentence but here's the first 3 pages of gibberish I compiled for eveyone, I know it's kinda long but if you read the whole thing it's really quite funny!!
once upon a time there was a never ending sentence game which ended after 3 lines but the end part broke so people managed to keep it going by spamming lots of useless garbage which was hauled by BFM_Elvis to the big bad BFM_Bowser who tried to throw it all at the BFM's but they came back with the ban hammer, since he got banned he sat down and cried turtle tears till he shot the sheriff but then the deputy started a "The never ending sentence game" thread for people who wanted to destroy Bowser for ever and ever so they called on mario who instead went looking for the princess, but then Bowser, insulted by Peach and her high-flown royalty, bit off her head and her private army of ninjas attacked from above but then chuck norris came and and intended to kick butt, as always, but was distracted by a flying bird that pecked out his eyes which of course was horrible, but not nearly as bad as the time he got beat by Michael Jackson in a chicken suit with an electric toothbrush of DOOM, Sooooo he swung his fists around wildly and whacked the pineapple man in the face and he, in turn, hit Norris with a grapefruit the size of a nickel with a thread to put a period in this sentence soon but of course that would break the spirit in which this sentence is being written so instead he dicided to play a bit of race and started Halo but noticed he was banned from server 2 so he joined server 4 and was run over many times by the dreaded BFM_Elvis and he told Elvis to jump off a cliff but BFM_Grim team rocketed at just the right moment so Elvis went flying on a driving car and was splattered all across the windsheild like a little bug so he quit and came to the forums and sent a PM to Elvis saying "Jump off a cliff" but Elvis got mad and...
-
Went and ate chocolate in his hog...
-
then he spilled it all over then lost control and crashed into his team mate Ford who got mad :toughguy: and...
-
Freeza felt like eating cheese and went to the...
-
...Cow dairy to make some but then, everything went wrong because...
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...the cows had foot and mouth disease, which caused to the cheese to....
-
cure cancer, but
-
the cure was actually the T virus...
-
so freeza ate some and turn into a big hairy...
-
...Bigfoot who ate BFM_Kiwi so BFM_Browser....
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...headed for the genetic research lab...
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... to get told he's going to turn into...
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...a bigfoot who wanted to kill all BFM's...
-
...BFM_JANE saw it and alerted BFM_Booyah over the radio...
-
... then booyah got a spartan lazer and..
-
...found the battery was dead...
-
...then the bigfoot ate BFM_Booyah and..
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...and everyone was happy, so...
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Eragon hosted a huge paintball game for everyone so they...
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... all got covered in paint and ...
-
.... decided to get better guns and ....
-
..........then they bought better guns with more ammo capacity and then................
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.... started another huge paintball war that was so LEGENDARY!! that....
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Killed everyone, except me. ;D
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and I went on to rule the world but...
-
....everyone thought you were crazy and....
-
........that robots would take over for.........
-
a hundred million years but
-
.........they decided to eat luch instead.........
-
After lunch they went to the shops
-
..........and bought a few battle rifles.........
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and forgot to buy ammo...
-
so they had to go back and get some
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Sushi but were attacked by an evil ninja
-
...who wasnt actually a ninja but was a little crying...
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Sock puppet who liked tony the tiger
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and dora the explorer
-
Who taught Elvis how to sing, after he conquered mars to demonstrate that saltine crackers should be hexagonal not square
-
...so Panther was just wandering what PR_Fuzzy just said, so then Panther went to the shops to buy some...
-
Egg rolls that weren't actually egg rolls at all but tiny little....
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big hamburgers from a hobo.
-
Who wasn't really a hobo but in fact a big, ugly, evil, monster who liked barney the dinosaur....
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and bob the builder
-
.....but also craved being a wookie......
:wookie:
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And US citizenship :usa:
-
But then a thief stole all of their money.
-
And they had to move to Zanzibar
-
but forgot where it was :siderofl:
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So they moved to USA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And opened a tasty sandwich shop called James Johns
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but they sold pizza instead
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and used cars
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to street race.
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.....but they crashed the cars before they even began to......
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to play halo on BFM servers
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But lost every game
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But soon loved BFM race and applied for recruitment.
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and became BFMs
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and got promoted up and up and up til he reached Elivs's stage.
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and since there could only be one leader they set up a thumb wrestling match to see who was going to be leader
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then elvis won and became the masterchief himself :chief:
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and blew up halo
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and got sued by darth vader for stealing his cyborg idea..........
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but Vader retracted his legal action because Elvis is just too cool
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Elvis then took a vacation to the bahamas but he was being hunted by bfm_dreams for the title of leader and masterchief
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but seeing as how the bahamas are so warm dreams got exhausted and was about to die but Elvis nourished him back to health and dreams was so ashamed that he vowed to be Elvis's faithful bodyguard for the rest of his life
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then elvis took dreams with him to raid an imperial base full of pie loving people that look like BFM_LEGO with 12 SMGs,20 assault rifles, 40 frag genades,85 magnums, and a shield made of grunt bodies
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but had to get into a kung foo battle with hunters
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but the hunters were so scared of his awesomeness they fell apart into silly string
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and Elvis put them into a can and called it "silly string"
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which earned him millions
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and he used his millions to by the ultimate internet connection so that server lag no longer exists
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then everything evil in the world (even traels smiley army) vanished due to the awesomeness of no lag
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and we all lived happily ever after
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but dreams got jealous once again
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and poisoned Elvis's food, but Elvis anticipating this switched his bowl of soup for Dreams's and Dreams ate his own poison
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elvis was saddened of the fact his ow n bodyguard would try to poison him and he join the face palm army against traels smiley army (http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u347/secondary_album/Sigs%20and%20Avatars/FacePalmMKII.gif)
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but soon realized that he should join PR_Fuzzy's cop army to defeat Tr@e!'s smileys and zakpak's facepalms
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however zakpaks facepalms overpowered his enemies
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but were dealt a crushing defeat by Fuzzy's Cops even though they were overpowered :cop:
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then zakpak got an even cooler gang :zoot: and if they die come alive again! :zombie:
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but PR_Fuzzy's Cops are so proficient that they don't need to come back from the dead and they wipe out zakpak's kewls and zombies
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killed me.
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and at the funeral for nobody, we wondered who we were burying, and someone answered "We're burying Nobody" and somebody else asked "then why are we here?"
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Then they said We are here cause we are burying ¿Nobody¿'s body
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Then we realized the difference between Nobody and nobody and got the ceremony started...
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....then we buried him and searched for the mystical magic cheese which is a free ticket to disney world and gets you halo reach early.....
lololololool :siderofl:
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But you can't find it because I already all of teh cheeseh goodness-ism. :d NOM NOM
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but my grin army stole it ;D
and profoth i won
no matter the game i always win :LOL:
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but soon found cheese and ate it.
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.......then they discovered that he ate the wrong cheese and it was actuallly on the planet reach but it was destroyed by the covenant so it no longer existed and the cheese he ate was actually moldy and he got gassy and blew up......
:siderofl: :zoot:
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But went to the alien world with lots of money and weapons.
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but soon discovered he went to the predator world on accident and was killed my multiple predators....
-
but eventually had reinforcements that helped him out and soon won
-
against the predators and became their king however they were all attacked by the aliens led by PR_zakpak who had a gravy shield and a sword of gruntiness...
DEFINITION:
Gruntiness-The air a grunt exhales when breathing. When combined with moldy pizza it becomes a very dangerous substance even more powerful than the blade of a lightsaber.
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but then I, (¿Nobody¿) comes along and saved the world :yesyes:
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but ¿Nobody¿ was soon defeated by dubstep's army of super mario clones with swords of Gruntiness and peashooters which were even more powerful than zakpaks force as well
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in the years to follow, Nobody took up gardening
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zakpak visited him and they joined forces to fight dubstep's army of Marios.but they couldnt do it alone so they called some of the best fighters including PR_panther,MR chief,PR_fuzzy,Trael,bfm_dreams,bfm_tanx1,and so on.....
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and they finnaly defeated the 'mighty' army
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and became the leaders of the universe and zakpak bought a new coat ;D
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and some silly string
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and made the best present ever to ¿Nobody¿ and then ¿Nobody¿ decided they should
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destroy some more mighty armies, so they
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would become almighty, but soon they had to face the toughest force yet....
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President's Obama secret service; they were scared but eventually
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they won the battle and became the presidents and ruled all
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of earth but there was one problem in
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their crockpots so they hired a professional to fix it then they switched the colors on their flag to PR_zakpaks avatar :siderofl:
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but they failed; so they tried doing something different like
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tell everyone to send in their designs and we would pick the best one
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so eventually everyone did so
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and we picked the one that was a picture of..
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a smiley face but
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they painted it a different color then hired a clown
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who wanted to take over the world with silly string
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so they fired him and called his mom who took him home
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and as punishment made him get into a boxing match with Frankenstein
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but he won, yet he also lost
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his dignity because frankenstein put whipped cream in his hand and tickeled his nose and you know what happens next,so to get revenge the clown......
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rallied all the little kiddies in town that loved clowns and they destroyed Frankenstein
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then the clown wondered what he should do next so he went home and prank called Mr T, feeling happy with himself, he left but remembered caller id then looked up and saw mr t with his fist raised
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and Mr T pummeled him into the next dimension, where he found millions of Frankensteins and all of them wanted revenge on the clown because he had defeated their cousin in the boxing match
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then he was beaten to a tiny pulp and we got back to zakpak and nobody's story where.....
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all the forum games ended with replys by zakpak but no one else and there are no replies so far...
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but all of a sudden,¿Nobody¿ comes along ( ;D)
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and posts something so spectacular that it went down in history as....
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the coolest thing nobody made ( :LOL:) then zakpak made a game called greatest quote game ever and he is winning because no one else has replied so.....
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arya posts so zakpak is no longer winning then..
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zakpak posts again there and tells PR_Panther that....
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he should join in on the...
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fun of trying to beat _Arya_
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and going to my house :-X
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to be awesome and play halo 3, but then they won a contest to get halo reach early and it was the best game zak had ever played but panther....
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didn't halo reach so much and decided to cover zakpak with silly string
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zakpak got mad and threw a pie in his face resulting in a prank war
-
and there were heavy losses on both sides but eventually.....
-
they settled their differences and were great friends playing halo all day....
-
and in their spare time building a rocket ship to fly to......
-
the moon so they could eat as much cheese as possible
-
and pwn other gamers to
-
be the rulers of the universe
-
and finally be the US president when
-
a turtle came out of nowhere and.....
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Laid down heavy suppressive fire on them and just when all hope seemed lost...
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zakpak decided to take a smoke grenade and throw it then escape and say his favorite line:GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then laugh hapily
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but then ¿Nobody¿ comes along with reinforcements
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then zakpak calls in noble team to finish the fight ,afterwards zakpak rewarded nobody with......
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a can of silly string and two gumdrops
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and soon they decided to recruit as many soldiers as possible to fight....
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the gnomes of DOOOOM!!!
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whom they disliked badly
-
because they were always grinning about nothing ;D ;D and also because...
-
of thier pointy hats
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and their constant talking :Words: :Words:
-
about housekeeping and such,so zakpak and nobody....
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killed each other
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for no real reason......
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but then they went and got some ice cream.....
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and then fuzzy decide to ruin it by....
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putting jawbreakers in the ice cream which broke.....
-
their teeth and they...
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beat p fuzzy and stole his wallet :winkgrin:
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which was promptly returned to him when zakpak and nobody realized that Chuck Norris is in his fave five
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and fuzzy constantly fuzzed the two so they paid chuck norris to beat fuzzy up which he did and fuzzy said he was sorry and made cookies...
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with jawbreakers in them hehehe :evil:
-
so when they all bit them their
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teeth fell out and they called the hulk and chuck norris and fuzzy was thrown to mars
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here he lived happily ever after, but without him the never ending sentence game ended
-
then zakpak and nobody kept it going and blasted mars with the death star!
-
but Fuzzy escaped on a piece of debris and made it back to Earth where he....
-
wreaked havoc,so zak and nobody got in a shuttle and left the galaxy to the star wars galaxy
-
where they got attack by the......
-
stormtroopers so they helped the rebellion stop the empire.
-
then firefox killed everyone, no one escaped then he ruled the WORLD. THE END :)
jk jk. somone can finish it after "ruled the world"
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until he was dethroned by Zakpak, Nobody and Fuzzy which then......
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Nobody killed his 'awesome brother' Firefox...MUHAHAHAHAHAH
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and a truce was formed between nobody zakpak and fuzzy as they ruled all fairly
-
and formed a new planet called ¿Nozafu¿
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where they made halo 4 and it became the best selling game EVER and soon
-
they had to make the toughest decision of their lives.....
-
if they should make halo 5
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Or skip all the way to halo 10 or....
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even make halo 10,000,so they decided to make 10,000 and all of them were awesome and they became billionarres and invented the halo dance :dance:
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and danced all day long d_b d_b d_b but then.....
-
Micheal Jackson made a new dance so.....
-
everyone would lose their minds but then Fuzzy came along and arrested everyone for disturbing the peace :cop: :cop:
-
So fuzzy got promoted
-
but at the promotion ceremony everyone got attacked by a giant watermelon of doom
-
Then zakpak shot it down with his AK and to finish the ceremony they ate watermelon
-
and lived happily ever after.....
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Then zak,nobody,and fuzzy became the greatest heroes ever known
-
and went down in history as.....
-
the guys that were awesome,but later the earth was invaded by aliens so zakpak called the men in black...
-
but they were too scared so he had to call.......
-
Ghostbusters! so the ghostbusters
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destroyed the aliens but lost their minds in the process
-
so they were knocked out and sent to the hospital
-
where surgery was performed but while they were recovering crying little sock puppets attacked with.....
-
So zakpak gave them money to heal the ghosbuster and turn them into SPARTANS which they did and the entire world of sockpuppets formed an alliance and
-
destroyed the Ghostbusters and only Zakpak, Fuzzy and Nobody could save the world from......
-
and they were successful
-
and had some slushies....
-
and became friends with indiana jones who's real name was tanx1
-
but not before realizing that their slushies were actually aliens
-
and discovering BFM was an undercover government group
-
so zakpak, nobody,fuzzy, and thier rouge friend tanx1 AKA indiana jones went to save the world
-
but failed epically against the aliens
-
but even though they failed they succeeded amazingly and.....
-
became heroes and tanx1 got big tags!
congratz tanx!
and to celebrate i made the 600th reply!
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and they all lived happily ever after....
-
but soon pirates came and took all the copies of halo reach(infuriating zak),all the gumdrops (which infuriated fuzzy),all rights to making sigs(infuriating tanx),and said nobody had no talent so the 4 heroes recruited a bounty hunter named tona to help them get what they needed.....
wow amazing how this all started with once upon a time and ends so far with gumdrops and halo reach :LOL:
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but while they were organizing an attack on the pirate's base they came under heavy attack by.......
-
flying ninjas of death so They retreated to the armory and made a plan: zakpak pretends to surrender and tanx1 and fuzzy would assassinate the ninjas while nobody scoped out to see how many were at the pirates base and tona would break the electricity stopping all the cannons and vehicles.zakpak was equipted with two SMGs hidden in his jacket,fuzzy had a combat knife and a battle rifle,tanx1 hadan assault rifle and a halo 1 pistol,nobody had a sniper rifle and pistol,and tona had a plasma pistol and spartan laser so they attacked and a large battle followed then someone named dubstep destroyed all the pirates and joined the team.......
lonnnnnnngggggg post :hehe:
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then chuck norris teleported into the middle of the battle and destroyed everything with his awesomeness and then...
(that was rly long zakpak)
-
zakpak gave him a medal of awesomeness and he left, afterwards fuzzy built a alternate universe teleporter which took them to movies sold worldwide, they decided not to use it but it exploded forcing each of them intoa different movie,zakpak was in the terminator films, fuzzy was in star wars, tanx was in alien vs predator, dubstep was in red vs blue, nobody into indiana jones, tona into halo (appaently a malfunction to send someone to a video game), and chuck norris into another chuck norris movie so he was happy and stayed....
-
but after a while Chuck Norris got tired of being in the same movie and sought a......
-
better life as a pizza delivery guy, meanwhile zakpak in terminator met sarah connor and kyle reese and got kyle killed meaning he had to protect sarah, he killed the terminator and sarah asked who he was and zak said......... the pakinator.......then some terminator music started and zak went in search of a portal to take him home,meanwhile fuzzy in star wars was........
-
in a deadly light saber battle with the Emperor, and Darth Vader and was.......
-
about to intervene when all of a sudden zakpak came in and rescued fuzzy and brought vader to the light side and luke back with them where tey dropped him off on endor with his father and so zak and fuzzy went on a search for a new portal to find the rest of the gang,the next place they ended up at was in alien vs predator to find tanx1
-
but it wasn't Alien vs. Predator, it was BFM's coffee shop which had several
-
different brands of coffee available...
-
plus aliens and predators in it which was wierd,anyway tanx was in a firefight with some aliens when they mysteriously dropped dead,he knew the predator was here so he fired in all directions but hit nothing and the predator jumped down from the cieling but was shot by fuzzy's shotgun they rescued a civilian named elkric and returned him home safely while the three headed to red vs blue to rescue dub
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but they got really tired on the way so they decied to take a break at BFM's coffee shop
-
where elkric made some delicious coffe so the three then went to red vs blue but were attacked by shiela then they paid tex 500$ for her invisibility and rescued dub and killed the evil AI,next they went to save nobody in indiana jones
-
but they never found the way, so they decied to take a quick break at a place named BFM's coffee shop.
-
which this time was owned by wolverine (wierd right) then they found nobody running from the giant rock in raiders of the lost ark so zak blew up the rock with a rocket laucher and took off in a plane running from indians to rescue the last friend,tona who was in halo
-
but they never found tona, and they got very tired so they decided to get a cup of coffee.
-
then zak suggested looking in halo reach where they found her in a fight with evil mutated grunts and they picked herup in a falcon and they all went back to theyre normal place in existence where they found out we had a new president named.....
-
Ronski.
And they also found out that everyone they rescued had died, so they took a cup of tea this time.
-
and poured it on themselves then nobody built a time machine and they fixed everything then fuzzy just had to yell "were going back!to the future!" and everything was normal and they had cofee and had great lives
-
and the never ending sentence game ended
-
but then it was back when the president was kidnapped by rouge SPARTANS and a leigon of gruntinators (grunt terminators)
-
and then it got ended again... xD
-
and the president was saved but they found out he was actually not the president but a robot who was abut to explode so they destroyed him then whent to death island where they found some bfms playing soccer they dodged as hogs zoomed by, then a member named Lucky ordered the rest of the players to pick up zak and the gang and take them to the top to rescue the president which they did then..
-
he gave them medals of awesomeness...
-
which were orange
-
Then the president appointed them as vice presidents
-
which became confusing to the Secret Service "The Vice President has left the diner" " No he hasn't he isn't even in a diner" " But he's with the President right now" " he can't be he's on a diplomatic mission to Germany" so sadly the President had to fire the Vice Presidents and since they now had no jobs they had to band together and....
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work at the bfm coffee shop with elkric as manager then they decided to join the bfm soccer league
-
so they could eat donuts
-
for freee, but unfortunately they constantly ate the donuts while playing so they would often flip, the were fired and sentenced to jail but tona plew open the doors and they went to the moon where
-
Zakpak made a BFM soccer league but was told that it was copyright infringing and was sent to jail along with his friends, but........
-
zak was trained to using forks and he made a copy of the key and they escaped and went on with different names which were...
-
Elvis, Booyah, Exodus, Nrvend and Joxer and then they....
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got new jobs,zak and fuzzy became co writers,tanx became a bfm,tona made vieo games,and nobody joined the miliatary,all was well but soon the heroes had to get their names back to fight..
-
Off all the moon chese, witch they fought off with their mouths
-
afterwards they decided that they should make the next halo game called...
-
Halo: OTR (Out of Reach) because Bungie wouldn't release it which made Zakpak very mad....
-
and it also made panther very mad
-
and they got bungie to help release it and it was the best game ever with awesome graphics and gameplay
-
but it didn't include Zakpak, Fuzzy, Nobody or anybody else in the credits
-
so they sued bungie for 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars then won and bought a amnsion plus the halo title so they could what the wanted with the franchise and became uber awesome but darkhelmet from spaceballs wanted halo so zak brought masterchief to the real world to fight dark helmet
-
and Masterchief triumphed epically.....
-
and masterchief gave the helmet to arbiter as a birthday present and he was returned to halo we ontinued to make halo games that rocked including halo 4,and 5,halo rock band,guitar halo,halo kart,world of halocraft,army of two chiefs,halo MMO,call of halo, and halo awesome evolved but
-
then the enemy with unimaginable force and.......
-
two robots came so the team gathered and got the versions of chief from their games,halo 4 chief who had a dented helmet and a grenade belt,halo 5 chief with no helmet,smarty chief from halo kart who was an excellent driver,world of halocraft chief with big muscles and a big machine gun,the army of two chiefs who each had awesome shields and worked together,awesome chief with two shottys of awesomeness,and finally the two guitar chiefs from halo rock band and guitar hero with guitars,and they all fought with the enemy and rocked
-
and defeated them...........
-
But thn turned on each other, aguing over the spoils of victory...
-
and they got into a deadly thumb wrestling match and just when Zakpak was about to win....
-
some mutated grunts landed and they reunited
-
with the enemy...........
-
and they decided to see what it was like as a villian
-
but were hopelessly outnumbered and forced to surrender, meanwhile Nobody was trapped inside a mysterious doughnut shop which was...........
-
full of zombies,so zak told the rest to find a new house while he saved nobody
-
but on his way to the doughnut shop he was asked by a pedestrian if he wanted to donate some blood...........
-
which he did but he didnt understand and went berserk and zak shot him then blew up the donut shop and got everyone out alive so zak takes nobody to the new house but the house is
-
Gone just like zakpak's house :o
-
so zak grounds everyone and he buys a good house and they all get xbox live and they play halo reach...
-
but aliens sneak in at night and steal the Xbox.........
-
then zak pre orders the new halo reach xbox
but aliens sneak in at night and steal the Xbox.........
dude that same thing happened to me only with a dumb mover! and i really am getting a reach xbox!
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and it was awesome, but......
-
it was limited edition,not legendary
-
and we all were very sad :'(
-
so they all played on bfm servers
-
and won all the maps at once.............
-
so then they all got new jobs as....
-
ninjas which would eat ice cream and steaks while they.....................
-
BLEW POISON DARTS IN DRUMMERS, IT WENT WELL UNTIL.....
lol soz caps
-
enemy kitties attacked.................... :kitten:
-
and a dog used the power of reach to blow up america
-
Which made Fuzzy very angry................
-
so he bacame a bfm......
-
and defeated evil.................
-
then got big tags in his honor............
I have a feeling you'll get big tags now that iv'e said that :P that's how u got little tags!!!!!!
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and ended all of the suffering in the world by giving people Klondike bars............
lol, I remember. :)
-
made of pure raw awesomeness, then everyone turned awesome but one girl named Shivrz decided to steal them all, but then..
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Someone hit the big red button and the missles went to hit Shivz but she..
-
used her awesome deflection powers and the missles turned around and ...
-
Hit Zakk........
-
But...
-
They mistook zakk for zak and went towards zakpak but he
-
produced a raven and called out a point defense drone so the missiles blew up
-
so zakpak started doing his happy dance, which was..
-
the moon walk, but than he tripped and...
-
got some ice cream
-
with the money he found on the ground which fell from..
-
Booyah's pocket, when he was..............
-
getting Benjy some cookies from the cookie shop which suddenly into..
-
I'm going to assume that Benjy means "suddenly turned into"
the cookie monster, who then...
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Gave Benjy a biiiiiiiggggggg hug and asked Benjy if he wanted to go..
-
to go eat some icecream and then Benjy Said....
-
Where's da love? Then zakk got annoyed and
-
cried, but..
-
the started laughing at a funny joke, but then....
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A dragon came and
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melted the ice cream and burnt the cookies with its firebreath, which meant that
-
Fuzzy had to save the day!
-
except fuzzy forgot his cape at home, so..
-
He called forth to all his other Fuzzy friends with his
-
magical unicorn named..
-
Zakk, which he didn't like very much, because.......
(UNICORN??????) lol
-
the magical unicorn named Zakk couldn't do anything magical..except...!
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make rainbows and knit, so fuzzy decided
-
to buy a new cape, but forgot his wallet and had to.........
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Eat Leprechauns with his friends causing chaos between them which
-
completely destroyed the magical unicorns rainbow ability, so the unicorn...
-
had to ask Elvis if he........
-
could learn a new magical power, perhaps...
-
the ability to make fuzzy turn into an elephant
-
or the ability to win all of the forum games at once
-
so both were chosen
-
and the sentence was ended :o ....but wait,
-
he has to give up one of the abilitys or the earth will...
-
Turn into a cloud that sucks people up and makes them...
-
eat peanuts for the rest of thier lives
Oh how I miss this game even more ;D
-
and fight ninjas......
Wow, it's been a long time since posting in this game!
BTW Zakpak:eat peanuts for the rest of thier lives
Misspelled!!!!!!!
-
who are wielding giant foam baseball bats.....
-
and fight ninjas......
Wow, it's been a long time since posting in this game!
BTW Zakpak:eat peanuts for the rest of thier lives
Misspelled!!!!!!!
guess its time to hit myself with the grammarhammer....
Anyway onto the game:
but instead of the ninjas being awesome...
-
they were made out of chocolate!....
-
which is odd...
-
because zakpak and joel are in a spam war!!......
-
and in this war, the loser must admit his defeat by letting the winner get 100 kills on them in Halo, then take a sceenshot of it
-
which will eventually lead to...
-
explosions, lots of explosions
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which sound like popcorn.....
-
So Joel gets tricked and tries to find popcorn but zakpak saves him from the ninjas with capes, but they are forced to fight them with only a bag of goldfish
-
so they beat the ninja's with there fishy weapons of doom and they make their escape....
-
on a slice of pizza!
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and go to
Neverland! SPARTA!
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To Train harder to defeat the master NINJA!!!
By the Way this is my Face no one can take it :chief:
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and after doing so they eat there pizza and sit back and relax
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Then They sence i foreboding... something comeing after them
-
which is BFM_Lucky in a rocket hog......
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shooting at trees
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with a monkey behind the wheel....
-
of a chase killing rocket hog
-
that had no
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Wheels
-
but instead had...
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Two left feet...
- L°§tMyMiNÐ
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It started to...
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grow a mind of its own...
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But then it...
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Made a report to an admin...
- L°§tMyMiNÐ
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Which caused the admin to be
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Thrown from the...
- L°§tMyMiNÐ
-
spaceship
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onto venus
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and ate raisins
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while swinging on a tree.
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im so bored
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im so bored
(That last one seemed kinda weak, and the one before that ended with a period, so I guess this thread's over now?... ::)
So maybe I'll start a new one?:)
One day, someone-who-shall-remain-nameless
(>hint, hint<)
got
SO COMPLETELY FED UP
with the misspelling of the word
"sentence"
in the title of this thread that they...
-
This is L°§tMyMiNÐ, and I'm just gonna add:
...traveled all the way to you-know-who's howse, (yes, I intentionally misspelled that) and decided to do some weird little rain dance jig on their front lawn, or whatever, then decided to...
That's all, folks!
- L°§tMyMiNÐ
-
bring in the rain squad
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but rain away because of hurricane irene
-
that destroyed the rain squad
-
and a town named
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billy bob decided to
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fight a hurricane
-
with flowers then
-
decided to go to another town named
-
nobody, and the people in thier were the strongest at
-
playing basketball but
-
sucked at football
-
so they challenged another town named
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Martiestown and won
-
so they earned a trophy but
-
a monster then ate
-
it but soon another monster came to
-
A melting tree so he stopped and though about
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how to learn math but
-
he had no teacher so he killed
-
a man named
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Mr. Montoya so his son...
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went to a bar