Elvis:
I hereby advise you to cease and desist the aging process, since - if you keep this up - you will begin to see and feel the vagaries of "Old Age," and their weight upon you.
To whit: Greying/loss of hair; Slowing reaction time; Failing eyesight; Constant aches and pains (some of which are mental as well as sensory!); Forgetfulness; Babbling; and increase in "drawl" speech.
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Oh! Wait a minute!
You have all those symptoms ALREADY!!! :siren: :doh:
Well, never mind then I guess! ;D
Just have a Happy Birthday then, okay? d_b