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General Category => General Board => Forum Games => Topic started by: snowkiller on April 06, 2009, 04:35:57 PM
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its just like x-fire quotes and vent quotes, its when you talk to people in the game.
this is from earlyer:
ford: snowkillers is the house?
me: ohh yeeeahhh
ucncme: he likes snowflakes better
me: i love snowflakes, but not blizard, just dont tell him i said that.
ucncme: rofl
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From a long time ago...
Guest: "So-and-so are you ever going to stop camping?"
Grim Oswald (Now BFM_Grim): "Right after the next commercial break!"
:XD: I'll never forget that buddy :D
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Some of the rule breakers crack me up with their stupidity.
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this is an xfire/in game cause we were using mics at the time.
me- man this map has evrything. it has cars boats even custom weps.
max- duck
me- they have ducks too?
*i turn around*
me-oh
wham a hog hits me.
lol
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Earlier today:
A player called something like »¼§~P~¥¼« was breaking a few rules.
BFM_GAV: jane how did you type the name of the guy with the alt codes
BFM_JANE: i didnt...
BFM_GAV: no, how do you type the name with alt codes
BFM_JANE: oh you hold alt and hit some numbers
BFM_JANE: ™ Ü £ (the ™ is the only one i know, the others made by pressing random numbers)
BFM_JANE: oh wait, im stupid
BFM_GAV: i mean i dont know what to call him
BFM_JANE: i would just call him SPY
»¼§~P~¥¼«: hm?
BFM_JANE: see?
BFM_GAV: yep
I had a chuckle over it. ;D
And then there's my all time fave (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/dandc.jpg)...
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ford: snowkillers is the house?
me: ohh yeeeahhh
ucncme: he likes snowflakes better
me: i love snowflakes, but not blizard, just dont tell him i said that.
ucncme: rofl
oi... :toughguy:
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Lol at Jane's screeny. I remember that one!
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OMGJANELOL!
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And then there's my all time fave (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/dandc.jpg)...
Cool has been trying to get this screenshot for about a week loil <-Bowser =P
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loil, I has invented a new word! :D
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OMG JANE, ROFL!
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lol, nice guys.
heres some more..
i kept killing R3X and this is what he would say:
R3X: ns
R3X: snow!!!
R3X: stop it snow! lol
R3X omg snow! lol
Me: we are meant to be enemies
R3X: lol, ok?
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And then there's my all time fave (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/dandc.jpg)...
Saved.
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heres one from a couple days ago...
Ford: we need some one to go red.
me: i will
Ford: how about some one good
me: i did....... ohiseewhatyoudidthere
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And then there's my all time fave (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/dandc.jpg)...
Win...
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I quite liked this one:
three60: Hey ______ can you use a different name please?
______: Why this is America it's a free country I can do what I want
three60: Actually this is the UK server.
:XD:
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I quite liked this one:
three60: Hey ______ can you use a different name please?
______: Why this is America it's a free country I can do what I want
three60: Actually this is the UK server.
:XD:
OMG! I laughed for hours on this one.
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omg i love that one, lol.
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ROFL!!!!!! No freedom of speech in the UK. I'm never going there now :P
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lol you WERE coming here?
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It was theoretical, I was going to one day :P
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lol!
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BFM_GAV: jane how did you type the name of the guy with the alt codes
BFM_JANE: i didnt...
BFM_GAV: no, how do you type the name with alt codes
BFM_JANE: oh you hold alt and hit some numbers
BFM_JANE: ™ Ü £ (the ™ is the only one i know, the others made by pressing random numbers)
BFM_JANE: oh wait, im stupid
BFM_GAV: i mean i dont know what to call him
BFM_JANE: i would just call him SPY
»¼§~P~¥¼«: hm?
BFM_JANE: see?
BFM_GAV: yep
Has anybody else noticed that the colors look just like the former two-tone Crunch Berries?
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a zombie: just because i throw a nade doesnt mean you can
:XD:
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Earlier today:
A player called something like »¼§~P~¥¼« was breaking a few rules.
BFM_GAV: jane how did you type the name of the guy with the alt codes
BFM_JANE: i didnt...
BFM_GAV: no, how do you type the name with alt codes
BFM_JANE: oh you hold alt and hit some numbers
BFM_JANE: ™ Ü £ (the ™ is the only one i know, the others made by pressing random numbers)
BFM_JANE: oh wait, im stupid
BFM_GAV: i mean i dont know what to call him
BFM_JANE: i would just call him SPY
»¼§~P~¥¼«: hm?
BFM_JANE: see?
BFM_GAV: yep
I had a chuckle over it. ;D
And then there's my all time fave (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/dandc.jpg)...
Wow guys... lol.
Jane I was in the server with you when that happened! I didn't know you took a screenshot though.. lol!
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You can bet I took a screenshot!
The other day, I was gunning for someone. Our entire team was in three hogs and all together on Death Island. The hog I was in was behind the other two. The other two were racing side by side, neither driver willing to slow down or back off. All three hogs had a driver and a gunner. The other two gunners were talking in team chat:
Gunner1: stop ramming us
Gunner2: let us pass
Gunner1: ur pushing us off the road
Gunner2: let us pass!!
Then both hogs tried to squeeze through the jump and ended up flipping at the bottom.
Gunner1: you lost the game for us
Gunner2: you did this, thanks
You kinda had to be there, but it was pretty funny.
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lol, you both came is second!!!
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Today, I was on Vent with Emu and a few other people. Emu and I were in the server. Someone says in game "stop killing me emo" (or something). Emu says on Vent "did he just call me Emo?" Then he says in game:
bfm_Emu: im not emo *cries*
Emu said he would be dying his hair black soon. :P
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Today, I was on Vent with Emu and a few other people. Emu and I were in the server. Someone says in game "stop killing me emo" (or something). Emu says on Vent "did he just call me Emo?" Then he says in game:
bfm_Emu: im not emo *cries*
Emu said he would be dying his hair black soon. :P
whats wrong with emo's.... ::)
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Emo's are just emotional people, after all thats what it means, so...
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
:LOL:
-Spfd
P.S Stupid BBC...
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emo's are ftw :keke:
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The funniness in the post was the irony of saying he's not emo and then including *cries*, not that it's bad to be emo >.>
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such satisfaction comes from beating a smart so and so
SO AND SO (rudeish name): wt* (another swear)
ME: please dont swear
SO AND SO: you're not an admin
ME: that's still no reason to swear, this is a family server please
SO AND SO: actually the game is rated M
ME: ACTUALLY, if you did your research before "smart" comments like that, you would learn that capcom only rates the campaign M, the online servers are rated by the server operators, and this one is rated family friendly so please do not swear (like 3 posts)
SO AND SO: yeah... welll
so and so quit
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blackout: nooo
Me: lol
Blackout died
snowkiller died
30 seconds later
Blackout committed suicide
Me: lol
blackout: you saw that?
Me: yes.
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I saw a Poddus(Or something like that) sniping...
Me: Poddus, please dont snipe
Poddus: I'm not sniping, I'm shooting from a sniper rifle
Me: Thats still sniping
Poddus: No its not
^^!
Cant remember the rest of the convosation
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Snowkiller was betrayed by ???
me: lol
Snowkiller was betrayed by bfm_sonic
Sonic: GAHH
me: lol
Fox in sox: i want to see and admin get autobanned from his own server.
Sonic: never
it was wierd i kept getting betrayed while sonic kept betraying people.
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Haunted was explaining something to Shadow. After that he replied
Shadow: i got hat (meant to say that)
Luupää: what kind of hat?
Haunted: Marty's hat!
Haunted: xD
Luupää lol! xD
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*eats*
:XD: :XD: :XD:
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hehe i was there when that happened ^^!
twas funny! xD
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Liam: what noise do llamas make?
Snow: llama sounds
mins later...
Liam:*llama sounds*
few maps later...
Liam: tails they arent pokemon they dont say their own names
Tails: they arent
Tails: lol
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I had an imposter once...whoever it was, was on the same time as me...i ask them a Q and heres wht happened:
cowgirl(me): why don't u change ur name?
cowgirl(imposter): answer me!
It was very annoying, they finally left, thank goodness..
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it was your alter-ego cowgirl :)
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oh ha.....ha.....(*eyes rolling* ) ::)
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ok, your fan, you are so popular... :)
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[H] Rambo: snowkiller cheats.
Me: i do? oh yeah, the driver cheat, i like this one, its where you press the forward button and you go places.
i did nothing but drive that whole map.
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I was in server 2 with BFM_ImabeyU and TylerDurden and a few other guests.
Micheal: But I dont like racing!
BFM_ImabeyU: plz race bud.
TylerDurden: 4 out of 5 docters recommend racing.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, it wa ssoooooo funny, you should have been there! :siderofl:
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Thanks snowkiller, merged ~Kiwi
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Digger: Hey BFM, bfm and people
BFM_three60: you saying us BFMs aren't people?
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[H] Rambo: snowkiller cheats.
Me: i do? oh yeah, the driver cheat, i like this one, its where you press the forward button and you go places.
i did nothing but drive that whole map.
I lol'd
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Guest: How do you kick players?
BFM_Octane: With your foot, har har har!
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some guy was hog camping and people were getting mad. i forgot his name so ill call him guy:
guy killed so and so
guy killed someone else
guy killed again
guy was killed by a vehicle
his-breath: karma
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last night I saw a vehicle get killed by a vehicle
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last night I saw a vehicle get killed by a vehicle
Can you say, Payback? It deserves it for all the times Halo has dropped vehicles on my head when I'm minding my own buisnes!
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Can you say, Payback? It deserves it for all the times Halo has dropped vehicles on my head when I'm minding my own buisnes!
Halo has a serious problem with me, it always spawns hogs on top of me or infront of me when i am driving. :XD:
Did i mention the crazey scoring system? It puts me last whatever i get :roll eyes:
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bfm_Reaper: how do you make a peanut laugh?
bfm_Reaper: you crack it up
BFM_JANE: groan
BFM_JANE: what do you do with a hurt pumpkin?
BFM_JANE: give it a patch
bfm_Reaper: it's how do you fix a broken jackolantern
bfm_Reaper: buy it a pumpkin patch
Lg: i have one... how do you have a relationship?
bfm_Reaper: don't play video games
:XD:
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Im not sure if this one is funny, but I forgot most of the names.
(guest): Hey guys, I am a PR
BFM_(something): great, here is a tip: Dont kill the BFM's and they will like you!
everyone else says hahahahahah
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This is from awhile back..
BFM_Lucky: Guys please refrain from spamming nades, it's getting too excessive.
New001: Oh, I thought you said expensive!
BFM_Lucky: Yeah, the nades cost too much! Help pay for the BFM servers by not nading!
TylerDurden: Anti-nade campaign 2009, "Put the skill in the kill, don't spam nades!"
BFM_Lucky: LOL
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i found this funny.
BFM_Wolf was killed by Dragons
BFM_Wolf: You realise killing me hurts your recruitment.
Dragons (Me): Oh really?
BFM_Wolf was killed by Dragons
and it carried on after that, i guess my recruitments dead then eh?
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Powderworx: I'm going to watch US vs. Canada [ice hockey match]
three60: Canada will win
Powder: I'm not so sure after how Canada did in their last match
three60: Nonsense, I'll bet Booyah's house that Canada win
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Oops!
And that is why Booyah won't be with us for a while, folks.
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Ok. This happened in a server with Me,Zakarisz and pr_Panther.
There was a name change and this happened after i asked him to change it:
(name change) : Why?
Me: Because This is a Family Server. And Our Servers Are G rated. ( bassically said that but it was alot longer and explained more about our servers being G rated.
(name change): Ok
Name Change Quits the Server
(game chat) Welcome: g rated
g rated/name change: U told me to change my name!
Me:LOL Thank you!
g rated quit the server
and didn't come back :P
btw:Jane was right, I start my stories with the word "Ok" cuz u can see te first word of this was "Ok" -.- RawR Jane
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Okay.
He really does die happy (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/idiehappylol.png)!
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lol
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Can you say, Payback? It deserves it for all the times Halo has dropped vehicles on my head when I'm minding my own buisnes!
Halo has a serious problem with me, it always spawns hogs on top of me or infront of me when i am driving. :XD:
Did i mention the crazey scoring system? It puts me last whatever i get :roll eyes:
hhhmmm ssuuuuuurrrreeee rrrrriiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhtttttt!!!! Are you sure its not the skills you lack??? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (only joking)
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This happened a long time ago, so I can't remember who said it (it was a BFM) so they will be "BFM_Soandso"
BFM_Soandso: I got him riht before he got away.
BFM_Soandso: *right*. sorry, my smelling today is horrible.
Me: LOL
Soníc
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OMG SOANDSO ROFL!!! ROFL!!! ROFL!!!
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Convo with me and Zakk a while back (rhyme intended)
Me:Wb
Zakk:I returrn!
Zakk:Fear the Zakk attack!
Me:Why?
Zakk:ummmm...... good point.
;D
...oops, wrong thread... could a admin move this post to the in-game quotes thread?
Thx Fraggle! U rockz
Sure, No problem. BFM_Fraggle
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I can't remember exactly how it went, but it was funny.
On Ice Fields:
shadowzack died
shadowzack: i hate fall damage
-db-Vinci: Gravity
BFM_JANE: apples hate it
shadowzack: i know, i'm not stupid
BFM_Mil: the bridge jump takes time to learn
shadowzack: stop talking like you're the smartest person in the world
shadowzack: wow
You had to be there!
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LOL that was so funny! And it has the Mil Seal of Approval :doh:
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Mil is a genious :XD:
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Lord Death was killed by Elkric
Lord Death: Why did you switch team??
Elkric: Because it was four versus zero. Blue versus no red. The Red team were empty.
Lord Death: Yea but we would have won
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I can't remember exactly how it went, but it was funny.
On Ice Fields:
shadowzack died
shadowzack: i hate fall damage
-db-Vinci: Gravity
BFM_JANE: apples hate it
shadowzack: i know, i'm not stupid
BFM_Mil: the bridge jump takes time to learn
shadowzack: stop talking like you're the smartest person in the world
shadowzack: wow
You had to be there!
Lol! What a guy... :LOL:
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When I was in the RP clan this happened in our Mod server.
"wait wiat allow me" ~ (Naruto *jumps*)
"I wasn't going to kill you..." ~ (RP~A!)
"I won't try to kill you, if you don't try to kill me." ~ (RP~A! or... RP-Atrox, RP~Atrox)
[Story behind the lines.]
The tower on Gephy had a tele to the top for both teams, and a player named Naruto would tele up grap a sniper or two and try to kill me while I was on the top sniping, after about the 7th or 8th time of Naruto teleporting up there, then dying by me or falling off the top, I began to feel sorry for the player and began typing, "I won't try to kill you, if you don't try to kill me." I was staring at Naruto while typeing that and the text popped up, "wait wiat allow me" *Naruto jumps* So I canceled that text and said, "I wasn't going to kill you..." then retyped that no kill me, I won't kill you.
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i dont remember who it was between but it was in danger canyon.
[Gunner]: your going the wrong way
[me]: oh... ty.
[Gunner]: np
we had just made the jump in the middle and the nav was behind us but i forgot to turn around...
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Ok Im not sure exactly how this went, I was driving. It involved a lot of BFMs and a gamer named You, and ensuing a who? what? You? Me? No You. You:yes? or something like that. I didnt save it.
also there was one with Kiwi and Jane and the same guy, and they were confused when it said "You quit"
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You quit
BFM_JANE: no I didn't
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(me against Elkric and at his base, avoiding nades)
Me: (hah you cant hit me!)
*throws nade, lands next to self*
(ah crud)
*nade explodes killing self*
bfm_Elkric: LOL
Me:Well I decided I'd do it for you. :P
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____ joined the game
me: good afternoob
(typo lol)
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BFM_JANE joined the game
-db-Vinci: hey its my favourite bfm!
BFM_JANE: hey its my favourite Vinci!
-db-Vinci: dont tell kiwi i said that lol
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:cop:
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Legend Joe4 was killed by a vehicle (not a player, actually a vehicle)
Legend Joe4: that vehicles camping!!
anybody else think that is just LOL?
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Moi: You know you have to have a chip in your brain to be a BFM. It makes you perfect in every way.
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Someone: lol I'm using my ps3 controller to play
BFM_Goalie: I thought the idea of a PC game was to use a mouse and keyboard?
Welcome Mouse
Someone else: So where's keyboard?
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I join match, put on blue team
someone:hey we need more blues to even teams
Me:on it
Switch to red team
D3struct:ohmygosh
me:i switched to wrong team 0_o lol i fail
everyone else:lol idiot(stuff of that sort)
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me: I got a question, how comes the warthogs turrets have infinity ammo?
me: Just gotta reload every now and then.
New001: Because their made with love.
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Two in one day FTW!
On with the quote:
bfm_Tanxs1: Ok I'm going to spam the rules now, please pay attention to them.
bfm_Tanxs1: Especially you bfm_Elkric...
*RULE SPAM*
bfm_Elkric: Ok ill be good (or something like that).
bfm_Tanxs1: I'll keep an eye on you...
XD
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Two in one day FTW!
On with the quote:
bfm_Tanxs1: Ok I'm going to spam the rules now, please pay attention to them.
bfm_Tanxs1: Especially you bfm_Elkric...
*RULE SPAM*
bfm_Elkric: Ok ill be good (or something like that).
bfm_Tanxs1: I'll keep an eye on you...
XD
Only you Tanxs! :LOL:
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kind of a quote, all i remeber is dreams was part of it
theres 4 admins and they all spammed rules at the same time :LOL:
it was havoc, this was the rocks server :LOL:
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bfm_dreams: Jacob please do not race.
bfm_dreams: whoa wait.
bfm_dreams: Jacob please do not camp.
PR_Dubstep: LOL
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bfm_dreams: Jacob please do not race.
bfm_dreams: whoa wait.
bfm_dreams: Jacob please do not camp.
PR_Dubstep: LOL
xD that sounds like somethin g i would do :LOL: :LOL: :siderofl: :siderofl: :siderofl: :LOL:
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lol Lego! :LOL:
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i start recording a video on xfire
me:ok recording now
tanxs:im on utube!
me:no ur on xfire
tanxs:hi youtube! :)
tanxs was driving while i was gunning so i was getting a little mad
now in vehicle chat
tanxs:hai yutube!
me:you deserve this
tanxs:what?
i shoot
Blam
Trael commited suicide
bfm_tanxs1 was killled by a vehicle
tanxs:LOL!?!?!?!?!?
best part is i got it on video ;D :LOL: ;D
just checked vid, tanxs didnt die :'(
:siderofl:
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just checked vid, tanxs didnt die :'(
Are those tears of joy in your eyes?
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Welcome bfm_Tanxs1
PR_Cyenso: eww its tanxs
LOL!
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When i was driving my gunner said this:
Its great driving with a LEGEND
Me:I know its a priviledge
Gunner:lol
I know its small quote but i would just want to spread the word that EVERYONE wants to drive with THE LEGEND ;).
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Well one day on ice fields i spawned right where a vehicle spawned and it killed me so here:
Welcome PR_zakpak
PR_zakpak:hi
PR_zakpak was killed by a vehicle
PR_zakpak:ow
PR_zakpak was killed by a vehicle
PR_zakpak:ow again
PR_zakpak was killed by a vehicle
PR_zakpak:OH c'mon!!!!!
New001:HA! this couldnt get any better!
New001 was killed by a vehicle
New001:thats great
PR_zakpak:no,it gets better!
New001 was killed PR_zakpak
ROFL :siderofl: :LOL:
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Random guest: Pick me up now yall
BFM_Goalie: One hop this time, right foot let's stomp
bfm_Fuse: Left foot left stomp
BFM_Goalie: Charlie Brown!
bfm_Fuse: Criss-Cross!
BFM_Goalie: 2 hops 2 hops!
bfm_Fuse: cha-cha now yall
BFM_Goalie: turn it out.
I'm so random...
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Well one day on ice fields i spawned right where a vehicle spawned and it killed me so here:
Welcome PR_zakpak
PR_zakpak:hi
PR_zakpak was killed by a vehicle
PR_zakpak:ow
PR_zakpak was killed by a vehicle
PR_zakpak:ow again
PR_zakpak was killed by a vehicle
PR_zakpak:OH c'mon!!!!!
New001:HA! this couldnt get any better!
New001 was killed by a vehicle
New001:thats great
PR_zakpak:no,it gets better!
New001 was killed PR_zakpak
ROFL :siderofl: :LOL:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
*I've chopped that ROFL into pieces, all that rolling on the floor was stretching out the screen. -JANE
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Lol, thank you JANE.
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K, the story is that me and BFM_Hlao were both in a rocket hog me gunner him pass with a rocket launcher...
You killed (insert name here)
BFM_Hlao killed (insert name here)
Me: Omg double rockets cross the sky!
BFM_Hlao: So intense!
Me: So vivid
BFM_Hlao killed (insert name here)
BFM_Hlao killed (insert name here)
Me: hey you stole my kill :(
BFM_Hlao: lol
(insert name here) Killed BFM_Hlao
Me: :(
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Paper Eater joined the game
BFM_Tanxs1: Ohai
BFM_Tanxs1: do you really eat paper?
Paper Eater: when its available
LOL.
(some of you may not find this funny. well, actually, most of you wont find it funny. but i did!!!!!!!)
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not from halo but oh well.
1: erm can you fly this thing inferno?
Me: nope, but i'm sure i'll figure it out.
2 minutes later
1: erm, you just crashed into a tree...you killed us both.
me: i know that, at least i can move it now, i used to only be able to move backwards and die.
helicopter respawns.
me: ... you take it, i'll hitch a ride to the enemy base though.
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this was funny to me.
Me, elkric , mr t and PR_mint racing on a CE map
I stop so elkric can get the rocket launcher and as i started to type get the rl he get out and gets it
he gets back in
Me in team chat : you can read mines
then in all minds
Elkric : :)
then i was driving and for some odd reason thinking BFM_MrT dies
bout 10 seconds later
BFM_MrT died
Me: mr t can read minds 2
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The new zombie server has german shepherds that get you pretty fast if you don't see them coming. So I kept warning BruinX and Tails.
BFM_Kiwi: dog!
BFM_BruinX: yo
(later)
BFM_Kiwi: dog!
BFM_Tails: sup
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thats when you starting saying puppy.
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thats when you starting saying puppy.
LOL
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Z11MACATACK: Does BFM ever leave the server?
BFM_Mil: Well we have our lives lol
BFM_Lemming: speak for yourself mil
BFM_Lemming: jk
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I was meat-seating and someone else (for now named gunner) was talking to me whilst another person drove
gunner: how you liking the barf seat BULK?
Me: not to well, my master chief was sick
gunner: ah come on man just had it washed
me: dw about it, it's just filling up in his helmet
driver:lemme know when it goes above your nose level, you can hop out and grab a health pack
v. vile :L
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RANDOMS!!!!: hi
RANDOMS!!!!: can i get an update
RANDOMS!!!!: update me
BFM_JANE: the dow jones is down 30 points
:giggle:
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BFM_JANE: did you know its spelled raspberry?
Rassberry: its spelled raspberry, except when its spelled rassberry
BFM_dStruct: did you know only the first letter of names are capitalized, Jane?
BFM_JANE: you should talk, dStruct
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happened a long time ago. I don't remember exactly what was said but it went something like this
random player was camping and spam nading at every hog in site
BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp
random player: I don't have a car" (always cracks me up when called a car, LOL)
random player is still camping and tossing nades at everything in site. He stuck a plasma on a loaded hog.
BFM_Random killed by random player
player 2 killed by random player
player 3 killed by random player
BFM_Random: Random player, if you jack a hog, you MUST use it.
random player: what's a hog?
BFM_Random: the vehicle we use to race these maps
random player is still camping
BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp
BFM_Random: 2nd warning, random player
random player: i'm not camping, I don't have a jeep (LOL, cracks me up)
BFM_Random: you just jacked another hog, when you jack a hog, you MUST use it
random player: ok
random player still camping
BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp
BFM_Random: 3rd warning, random player
random player: but I brought my sleeping bag
me:LOL
player 2:LOL
Player 3 LOL
Player 4:LOL
BFM_Random: NOT FUNNY
BFM_Random: random player, this is a race server, please get in a hog and race
random player: ok
BFM_Random: random player, this is your last warning, get in a hog and race
BFM_Random: if you jack a hog you MUST use it
random player: that one had a flat
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Earlier today:
A player called something like »¼§~P~¥¼« was breaking a few rules.
BFM_GAV: jane how did you type the name of the guy with the alt codes
BFM_JANE: i didnt...
BFM_GAV: no, how do you type the name with alt codes
BFM_JANE: oh you hold alt and hit some numbers
BFM_JANE: ™ Ü £ (the ™ is the only one i know, the others made by pressing random numbers)
BFM_JANE: oh wait, im stupid
BFM_GAV: i mean i dont know what to call him
BFM_JANE: i would just call him SPY
»¼§~P~¥¼«: hm?
BFM_JANE: see?
BFM_GAV: yep
I had a chuckle over it. ;D
And then there's my all time fave (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z234/JaneDeaux_47/dandc.jpg)...
constapation ftw!!!
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happened a long time ago. I don't remember exactly what was said but it went something like this
random player was camping and spam nading at every hog in site
BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp
random player: I don't have a car" (always cracks me up when called a car, LOL)
random player is still camping and tossing nades at everything in site. He stuck a plasma on a loaded hog.
BFM_Random killed by random player
player 2 killed by random player
player 3 killed by random player
BFM_Random: Random player, if you jack a hog, you MUST use it.
random player: what's a hog?
BFM_Random: the vehicle we use to race these maps
random player is still camping
BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp
BFM_Random: 2nd warning, random player
random player: i'm not camping, I don't have a jeep (LOL, cracks me up)
BFM_Random: you just jacked another hog, when you jack a hog, you MUST use it
random player: ok
random player still camping
BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp
BFM_Random: 3rd warning, random player
random player: but I brought my sleeping bag
me:LOL
player 2:LOL
Player 3 LOL
Player 4:LOL
BFM_Random: NOT FUNNY
BFM_Random: random player, this is a race server, please get in a hog and race
random player: ok
BFM_Random: random player, this is your last warning, get in a hog and race
BFM_Random: if you jack a hog you MUST use it
random player: that one had a flat
quite rudemut amusing
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BFM_JANE: did you know its spelled raspberry?
Rassberry: its spelled raspberry, except when its spelled rassberry
BFM_dStruct: did you know only the first letter of names are capitalized, Jane?
BFM_JANE: you should talk, dStruct
AHHAHAHAHA
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i was racing a couple weeks ago and some one said 'man im lagging bad'
then some one else said 'yeah, your warping more than the do in star trek'
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was racing with invert the other day and there was a troublemaker, invert kicked him,
Then some one said, somthing like . you inverted him?
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was racing with invert the other day and there was a troublemaker, invert kicked him,
Then some one said, somthing like . you inverted him?
:LOL:
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BFM_Random: *WARNING* Please do not camp
BFM_Random: 3rd warning, random player
random player: but I brought my sleeping bag
RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BFM_Marty: Please don't shout, I've run out of asprin
Random: We don't need to hear about your head problems
BFM_Marty: *WARNING* PLEASE DON'T DISAGREE WITH MY STRANGER WARNINGS
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i LOVE this thread
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I was passenger, Nemesis23 was gunner, and some other dude was driving on Death Island.
" [....] " is the hog chat. the [ ] brackets is us talking in hog chat.
[BFM_Tanxs1]: please kill them nemesis!
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i dont wona die!
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i have a box of chocolates in my home
[BFM_Tanxs1]: if i die who will eat them?
[BFM_Tanxs1]: who!?!?!?
[Nemesis23]: me
Nemesis23 (NOT in hog chat, in global chat): everybody kill tanxs so i can have his chocolates
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i am so glueing your hands to the turret for that
something along those lines
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I was passenger, Nemesis23 was gunner, and some other dude was driving on Death Island.
" [....] " is the hog chat. the [ ] brackets is us talking in hog chat.
[BFM_Tanxs1]: please kill them nemesis!
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i dont wona die!
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i have a box of chocolates in my home
[BFM_Tanxs1]: if i die who will eat them?
[BFM_Tanxs1]: who!?!?!?
[Nemesis23]: me
Nemesis23 (NOT in hog chat, in global chat): everybody kill tanxs so i can have his chocolates
[BFM_Tanxs1]: i am so glueing your hands to the turret for that
something along those lines
LOL!
Can I have those chocolates???!!!
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The map was Ice Fields:
BFM_Tanxs1: 485 seconds lap time!
BFM_Tanxs1: I finally beat Edison!
:P
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was playing and the teams were 4v2
Gamergirl85 - Who wants to join the blue team
Welcome who
who joined after she said it
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I was in a server when somebody pointed out a rule breaker
tanx * on vent*; can u ask where?
me *on vent*: ok!
me *in game*: ehror
i corrected myself to where
LOL it was so funny it wasn't even intentional ^^!
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In-game quote. A different game to Halo 1. Zakpak said this on the mic ALOUD to everyone in the game.
Zakpak: Have you seen this Justin Bieber guy?
Zakpak: Look at those muscles...
:neckbeard:
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In-game quote. A different game to Halo 1. Zakpak said this on the mic ALOUD to everyone in the game.
Zakpak: Have you seen this Justin Bieber guy?
Zakpak: Look at those muscles...
:neckbeard:
My eyes are bleeding from reading that conversation...
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LOLOLOLOLOL I was on a mission freak out and annoy everyone in the game DONT JUDGE ME!!!!!
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Oh and btw it worked...... LOL
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DONT JUDGE ME!!!!!
Dang! Too late.
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this was a couple of weeks ago i think, i forgot the names of the bfm's that were racing at the time.
this racer named "pig" was on my team at the time and had just spawned and gotten a hog right before i got rocketed and killed. so i spawned and he waited for me and i got in the gunner seat. something like this..
me: let's go piggy!
bfm1: o.O what?
me: oh, my driver is a pig (at that time i had just seen that racer and didn't pay attention if it was "a pig" or just "pig")
bfm1: LOL
me: oh wait, it's just pig, i'm sorry piggy..
was funny at the time, couple of other people laughed.. idr very well if it was a bfm or a PR if PR it might've been Crae.
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this was a couple of weeks ago i think, i forgot the names of the bfm's that were racing at the time.
this racer named "pig" was on my team at the time and had just spawned and gotten a hog right before i got rocketed and killed. so i spawned and he waited for me and i got in the gunner seat. something like this..
me: let's go piggy!
bfm1: o.O what?
me: oh, my driver is a pig (at that time i had just seen that racer and didn't pay attention if it was "a pig" or just "pig")
bfm1: LOL
me: oh wait, it's just pig, i'm sorry piggy..
was funny at the time, couple of other people laughed.. idr very well if it was a bfm or a PR if PR it might've been Crae.
Yeah that was me :jester:
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Welcome Serenity
Some dude: Seinfeld
^^!
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Background: I'm a little sarcastic to Enigma whenever I see him (and back). We were in a server full of bfm's and a map just ended. Enigma had to leave (don't know why)
Me: That was fun. It could have been funnier if Enigma wasn't here.
*BFM_Enigma left the server*
Perfect timing mate :evil:
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We are playing race and I'm In Vent, where-as Mufn Is In another channel, being the Poker room...
Me: Is nading from a passenger seat legal when there Is no enemy around?
Mufn: Yes, as long as It's not spam
Me: Hollow walls?
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BFM_Tanxs1: Ima just sit here and read a book called "Halo-ing for noobs".
*Random lols*
BFM_Enoch joins the server.
BFM_Tanxs1: I bet Enoch needs this book
BFM_Enoch: (Has no idea what I'm talking about) I wrote the book.
BFM_Tanxs1: LOL
*Next Map*
BFM_Tanxs1: Enoch, you just said you wrote the book "Halo-ing for noobs" :D
BFM_Enoch: Some1 had to
BFM_Nemesis: It's his diary
BFM_Tanxs1: He calls it his "journal"
This was ingame chat, not Vent. Stop assuming things! Rarwarwrawrawrarwarwrarqarqrarwarwrawra\rw
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BFM_Enoch: pleasaer do not get out of hog for slayer (To a player)
Me: pleasaer? is that latin?
BFM_Enoch: Probably
:LOL:
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Player: I'm back from the bathroom
JANE: did everything come out alright?
LolololLolol
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After a long night of teaming up with Cuda, just to get killed, we had these exchanges:
I: Cuda I seem to bring to you a degree of bad luck.
Cuda: Oh you noticed that too?
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*After being thrown overboard on Gephy*
I: For once it wasn't my fault!
Cuda: Fuzzy, stay out of my hog!...lol..JK.
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*After teaming up on DC, I'm gunning, Cuda is passenger. Cuda was previously gunner, and I the passenger*
I: Role Reversal
Cuda: Fuzzy isn't gunning is he?
Cuda: We're doomed.
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*On Gephy, he somehow knew it was me he was picking up, even before I said anything*
Cuda: Sigh.
I: Hehehe.
Note: This is all in good fun, and it sure was a great time! :happy:
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LOL
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On the map "Gephyrophobia":
Welcome Balrog
BFM_JANE: You shall not pass!
No one got it though, grr! Fraggle probably did, but his mic didn't work so I couldn't hear him laughing hysterically at my joke. I explained it to the people in the server and got lots of courtesy lols. I don't need your pity! :P
But it's funny, very funny.
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Player: I'm back from the bathroom
JANE: did everything come out alright?
LolololLolol
LOLOLOLOLOLOL :siderofl:
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So this happened after a map when aniol8r didnt get any laps so i (of course) said during the start of next map
PR_Joel: WARNING: Ani0l8r 0 laps may=kick
bfm_ani0l8r quit.
lol i kicked ani0l8r ::) :winkgrin:
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BFM_Jáx *WARNING* Please do not snipe
BFM_Slim *WARNING* Please do not snipe.
BFM_Slim Please don't even pick the rifle up
BFM_Kiwi Don't even look at it
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Saw this in chat:
My driver has a mind of his own!
:giggle:
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:giggle:
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Was playing with a guy who wasn't responding to my comments, so I commented on that. Insensitivity ensued:
2012-07-30 18:37:20 CHAT GLOBAL BFM_JANE i've not considered the possibility that you dont speak english
2012-07-30 18:37:43 CHAT GLOBAL Beavis i do but half blind
2012-07-30 18:37:52 CHAT GLOBAL BFM_JANE oh i see
2012-07-30 18:38:08 CHAT GLOBAL BFM_JANE (no pun intended)
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:siderofl: lol jane already made my day
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From experience the insensitive bit was the "(no pun intended)" comment. Otherwise he wouldn't have noticed.
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maddog78: *talking too much in the halo chat*
BFM_Three60: Please race and stop chatting. (or something)
maddog78: don't pay attention to it then.
BFM_Three: I'm an admin, I have to pay attenti--- SQUIRRREL.
Made my day xD
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Another one. xD
BFM_Punisher: Pie pie pie pie
Everyone was like shush about pie already ya nub :P
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Another one. xD
BFM_Punisher: Pie pie pie pie
Everyone was like shush about pie already ya nub :P
The chat was going mad tonight...obscure TV show quotes, arguments about which video games and musical genres were better than others...and through it all, there was Punishr, extolling the virtues of pie.
Stay classy, Punishr.
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Every time I have to write 'color' without a 'u', a little piece of me dies...
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^ Blah I know. Canada uses it too :P
And you guys were being weirdos hahaha xD
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Every time I have to write 'color' without a 'u', a little piece of me dies...
French affectation.
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[19:59:38] Grim was killed by BFM_Honey
[19:59:42] Grim: ._.
[19:59:50] bfm_Dusaro: dont be so grim
[20:00:08] Grim: Desperately trying to think of a pun for Dusaro
[20:00:10] Grim: It ain't coming
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Me: Threenoob!
Three: Andddddddd I stopped liking you, Kelly
Me: D:
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LOTR nerd moment:
BFM_JANE tater let me jump over the edge trying to get a gun seat
Nerdstrøm wots taters
BFM_JANE PO TA TOES!
BFM_three60 I say PO TAH TOES
BFM_JANE boil em , mash em, stick em in a stew!
Nerdstrøm im so xcited for HOBBIT! I love it all muahahahahahaha
BFM_three60 Give it to us Raw, and wriggling!
And later...
BFM_three60 Knife, please get racing.
BFM_JANE cut it out :P
BFM_three60 That was sharp of you
BFM_JANE kind of edgy
BFM_three60 to be blunt, you should focus on racing JANE
Nerdstrøm better than dull
BFM_Ben1 Your cutting it very fine now
BFM_JANE bad jokes any way you slice it
BFM_three60 Jane did cut already
BFM_three60 I'd just like to point that out
BFM_JANE i'll take a stab at adminning now
BFM_JANE no sniping please
BFM_JANE knife, be sure you get a hog as soon as possible
BFM_three60 and then get in it sharpish!
BFM_three60 I guess he couldn't "Handle" it
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*Three dies*
Three: Ya I'm copying your style of driving, Kelly.
Me: Wowowowow.
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For context: Kelly was driving me and seemed to think Ice Fields was a pinball machine (just saying :P, I mean you did hit like every rock between the two bases - twice each...). Then I failed the bridge jump a couple times (lag). And Kelly said "nub". Hence my witty comeback.
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[18:55:42] BFMracing.net #5 [207.210.252.9:2301]
[18:55:42] Running map 'sidewinder' using gametype 'TeamRaceReg'
[18:55:43] Welcome bfm_Dusaro
[18:55:48] srr: they must be at the bfm work party
[18:55:50] TÐr~Synthit: Speaking of which
[18:55:54] srr: theres one!
[18:55:58] bfm_Dusaro: eyo!
[18:56:00] srr: yo
[18:56:11] Welcome BFM_Kiwi
[18:56:23] bfm_Dusaro: ita nother one!
[18:56:26] srr: bfm party over?
[18:56:43] bfm_Dusaro: we were akll together watching movies
[18:56:58] srr: virtually?
[18:57:04] bfm_Dusaro: yeh
[18:57:49] srr: what movies
[18:58:07] BFM_Kiwi: princess bride and T3
[18:58:10] srr: D
[18:58:13] Speedracer1: lol
[18:58:14] ©opyrite was killed by RCS
[18:58:15] TÐr~Synthit: ha,,,
Kiwi as always, gets all the laughs...
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2013-04-12 23:58:20 KILL "BFM_JANE" KILLED "EisenFaust"
2013-04-12 23:58:31 CHAT GLOBAL BFM_JANE right in your eisenface
(yeah, i just quoted myself)