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General Category => General Board => Topic started by: BFM_Hydra on November 02, 2007, 04:01:28 AM
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Continued from old forums - http://begformercy1.proboards60.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1176612781&page=2
Well this came up tonight...it was hilarious.
"BFM_Hydra": <Player>*, are you planning to race tonight please?
"Grim Oswald": ...Right after the next commercial!
Then there was the old...
<Guest>: I play tennis
<Guest>: Haha...I play football
"BFM_Hydra": I play the computer.
What can I say! It was infinity. :)
Anyone else got things to add?
*Player name removed from quote deliberately.
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Player: What is with all the bfms
BFM_Hydra: does it matter
Player: not really
BFM_Hydra: Where here every night, if not every second
BFM_Jimmy: Yeah I live here
Player: Really?
BFM_Jimmy: Yeah i brought a nice sea view base on death island
On vent
BFM_Hydra Jimmy your an ideot.
I loved it
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Welcome Jane Deaux
Jane Deaux: hi =)
New001: jane do u speak french
Jane Deaux: i can enthusiastically agree to a pastry
New001: ???
Jane Deaux: oui! croissant!
I crack myself up!
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Welcome Jane Deaux
Jane Deaux: hi =)
New001: jane do u speak french
Jane Deaux: i can enthusiastically agree to a pastry
New001: ???
Jane Deaux: oui! croissant!
I crack myself up!
ROFLMBO!!! :LOL: :LOL:
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I was in a JR server last night and a player named Blueish Red won the race in bloodgulch:
-JR-Storg - "NJ Purple"
Short and sweet and I still chuckle about it. :LOL:
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i brought mine over from old forums for those who cant see it, because they are like awesome
i had one guy who kept map walking every time he killed for a hog i said get in it he would reply with:
"The tires are flat"
"It needs an oil change"
"The clutch broke when i killed for it"
And the best one
"That hog didn't like me"
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BFM Admin: Plz do NOT snipe, or even pick up the sniper rifle !
Player X: But I spawned with it, I swear. :doh:
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I was in a JR server last night and a player named Blueish Red won the race in bloodgulch:
-JR-Storg - "NJ Purple"
Short and sweet and I still chuckle about it. :LOL:
That one took me a couple of minutes to get... LOL
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Spain Force: This is camping driver.
Player: I am in a hog
An opponent: There are different kinds of camping
Player: Ihd = response without meaning
Spain Force: You can read the rules in bfmracing.net
Player: I know the rules
Spain Force: :o And because the breaks?
Player: I like to stop the hog at times to have good shooting the gunner.
Spain Force: Aahhh ..... Ok ... :doh:
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BFM Admin: Plz do NOT snipe, or even pick up the sniper rifle !
Player X: But I spawned with it, I swear. :doh:
That's happened to me before! :P Lol ;D
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This one was a classic. This one made me laugh and shake my head lol.
"bfm_Sonic": player, please do not use all caps.
"player": sry, the caps lock is right next to my "a" key.
"bfm_Sonic": :doh:
Oh, and this one is just like "wow..."
BFM_Balrog on vent: "Ok, I'm kicking player1"
ingame:
player1 quit
"bfm_Sonic": kicked
"player2": me?
"bfm_Sonic": :aaaaa:
Sonic
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I was in a server all by myself one time and I ran across this guy who wouldnt get in a hog that was the only one that spawned at base, him and me were the only two there.
BFM_Noodles: Please get in the hog
Player: I dont want to get in the hog
BFM_Noodles: PLEASE get in the hog
Player: No you cant make me
BFM_Noodles: I dont want to ask you again
Player: FINE! Gosh its just a hog
Player2: (gunning in a rocket hog)
Player was killed by Player2
Player: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Player quit
Lol he quit because he wouldnt get in a hog and then he died.
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hahah noodles thats quite funny, but I always feel bad for people like that. Often I find myself
letting someone live if I had to ask that person a few times to get in a hog and they finally did.
Still made me laugh
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I always like to yell (or type since I'm not on the vent server yet) Chinese Fire drill when we switch positions in the hog.
I also like to congrat people on good shots when the kill me, but then tell them never to do it again. hehe
My only other excuse for being killed is that no one likes me. :'( lol
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This was from today - one of those moments where you stop and think, "huh?" (I actually did stop my hog for a moment, staring at the screen.) Sorry I can't remember which BFM it was; I saw many today. I think it was Bleach at this point but I could be mistaken. I'm also sure this is no longer verbatim, but you get the idea. Enough disclaimers!
BFM "Player, please stop camping."
(Player continues to camp...)
BFM "Player, please stop camping."
Player "I'm not camping you can see me!"
(moment of silence)
BFM "You're hog camping; please drive"
Player "I'm not camping. You can easily see and kill me."
Yeah so just a misunderstanding on terminology, but it made me giggle.
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This was from today - one of those moments where you stop and think, "huh?" (I actually did stop my hog for a moment, staring at the screen.) Sorry I can't remember which BFM it was; I saw many today. I think it was Bleach at this point but I could be mistaken. I'm also sure this is no longer verbatim, but you get the idea. Enough disclaimers!
BFM "Player, please stop camping."
(Player continues to camp...)
BFM "Player, please stop camping."
Player "I'm not camping you can see me!"
(moment of silence)
BFM "You're hog camping; please drive"
Player "I'm not camping. You can easily see and kill me."
Yeah so just a misunderstanding on terminology, but it made me giggle.
Hahaha I was the admin !
Yea, he was saying since he was in plain sight that it wasnt camping.
Aperently sitting in a hog killing people as soon as they spawn isnt camping if they can see you....... :doh:
(http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/11/funny-pictures-doh-cat.jpg)
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A classic that never gets old.
Admin - *WARNING* Please do not snipe
Player - I wasn't sniping, I no scoped you.
:LOL:
Classic
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Okay this one might not be as funny but still I like it!
This was back when I was still in recruitment.
BFM_Orbit: Just incase you guys don't know I'm a girl.
Ian7:Wait what?
BFM_Orbit: Ya i'm a girl
Ian7: wow my world has just been turned upside down!
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A guy was spam-nading the other day....his excuse?
"I had a finger-spasm."
L. O. L. :siderofl:
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My fav classic was, for each and every warning, i got a "sorry" in reply once. Figured he were trying to play around with the admin... So i just kicked the guy (most likely wasnt racing at the time anyway). Comes back and commonly demands reason. So i just said Sorry...
Im sure i posted a log-type version of the above in another thread like this one but i cant see it on the old thread linked. Possibly another thread bobbing around?
Think the other one was,
Player: Ban me then.
BFM_Octane: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Player quit
... Fun times, fun times.
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*Me* " warning no chase kills
*person* " sorry either i ran him over or my cousin ran him over"
*person* " which one do you want to go with "
also
*Me* "No Sniping"
*person* "my dog did it"
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A guy was spam-nading the other day....his excuse?
"I had a finger-spasm."
L. O. L. :siderofl:
Seriously, that happens to me.
But like one nade, not a fest of em' ;D
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k, start of Timberland and there's carnage at first flag. Blitz and I respawn at red base and head back to first flag, me driving. No enemy for miles they all got out clean. Ahead is a teammate running toward his second flag. He doesn't look back as we approach, just continues obliviously running forward. When I pull over ahead of him he just runs past and up the hill for his next flag...
Blitz: "Run, Forrest, run!"
:siderofl:
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k, start of Timberland and there's carnage at first flag. Blitz and I respawn at red base and head back to first flag, me driving. No enemy for miles they all got out clean. Ahead is a teammate running toward his second flag. He doesn't look back as we approach, just continues obliviously running forward. When I pull over ahead of him he just runs past and up the hill for his next flag...
Blitz: "Run, Forrest, run!"
:siderofl:
ROFL!
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roflmbo that call is one of my favourites
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Welcome Jane Deaux
Welcome BFM_Volley
Jane: Hi all
Volley: Hi all
Spain Force: Hey! do you speak french??
Jane: Oui!! ...Croissant!! ;)
Volley: Oui!! ....Croissant!! ;)
Spain force: oohh!!I also I like vegetables. :)
Jane: :o
Volley: :o
(It is not true, it is a joke with affection dedicated to Jane & Volley)
I hit myself :cop: :winkgrin: :siderofl:
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Lol SF XD
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Continued from old forums - http://begformercy1.proboards60.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1176612781&page=2
"BFM_Hydra": <Player>*, are you planning to race tonight please?
"Grim Oswald": ...Right after the next commercial!
Ah the kinda thing only grim would say
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"I wasn't spam-nading!"
"I only tossed like a dozen or so...."
:bang:
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NOT A FUNNY COMMENT. CHECK YOUR PMS IMMEDIATELY.
You'll be lucky if you don't get banned from the forums.
~Hydra
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Me: Please drop the caps
Player:MY CAps lock haD AN ACCIDENT! ITS BROKEN!
Looks fine to me. Perhaps you should press the caps lock key again? :)
I love it when people type hastily :P
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hahah that's funny...
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Mine
Me and someone else in a server only the 2 of us
*He camps me*
Me: Dont camp please!
Them: My Driver died..
..... :siderofl:
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idk y i just though this was funny
player- Carl
me- Wat
player- please don't chase kill
me- i didn't
player- i was throwing grenades and you went after me
me- yea so i was still continuing to my navs
player- then how did i die
me- i shot you from far away
he got real silent then. i thought it was funny when he said then how did i die and i said i shot you from far away. i was laughing at his foolishness.
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Pynk Dude : Player...why are you walking the map?
(few moments)
Player : I give up...why?
:doh:
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on infinity, after a number of warnings had been given on the server for various things including (abbreviated) profanity, and so forth, things calmed down, then someone got shot long range:
player1 was killed by player2
player1: asdfsdlksjdflsdkfjsdffd
(pause)
player1: soz about the "f"
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^^! ^^! :LOL: :LOL:
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You know how sometimes people who try to spell lol quickly accidentally hit the next keys over instead (kik, juj, etc.) Well...
Me: kik
Player: DONT KICK ME!!!
Me: *lol
Player: DONT LAUGH AT ME EITHER
Player quit
I was between confused and on the floor laughing the rest of that match
Also refer to my rule in the funky halo rants thread, #17 I believe :)
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lolz, mine is
Player: *bleeped out*
Bfm: please respect your fellow players
player: oh....
•Pause•
Player:... Can we diss ourselves, then??
Heh, can't remember who the bfm was, but I found that funny.
Ps. I'm the guy you hate to have signal you to pull over. I try not to, but my mouse is a molded one, and I find that the left click sometimetimes
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i had one guy who kept map walking every time he killed for a hog i said get in it he would reply with:
"The tires are flat"
I have seen this reply. I actually lauged out loud.
Nothing like a little humor
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Me: (player), plz stop using the sniper.
Player: I had to!
Me: No, you DON'T have to...
Player: The rest of my guns jammed!
Me: .... get a different gun, then, but not the sniper.
Player: They're all jammed, too!
Me: Then get a hog and drive.
Player: The steering wheels are broke, and the turrets don't shoot...
Me: ....
(sigh) i never win those arguments. ::)
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i had one guy who kept map walking every time he killed for a hog i said get in it he would reply with:
"The tires are flat"
I have seen this reply. I actually lauged out loud.
Nothing like a little humor
HAHAHAHAHAH i would be crying.
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This cracked someone up today.
Guest: are you beta (to someone else)
goes on like that for a bit then....
Darkedness: beta you than me ^^!
Guess: Burrm bum bum
I've done more of these but cant remember them :P