Arhhg, it be long and many days since i be marooned on this cursed college campus. Aye, but once I complete me rope made of me own hair I shall lasso some sea turtles and be on me way back.
Ha Ha Harrrr!
Oh! And beware running with scissors, or any other sharp object for that matter. It's all fun and games until someones looses an eeeeyyyyeeee!