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Offline BFM_Booyah

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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2011, 06:44:44 PM »
Well I don't know if you would call it a joke...it is considered humor.  It is commonly understood that for something to be humorous it must contain an element of truth...even if it is a small element.  The truthful element in this exercise demonstrates the fallacy that, as we get older, all of our faculties increase/improve.  With age usually comes experience and wisdom (hopefully) but we also get into routines, including the way we think, that can often limit our abilities.  These questions and their intended answers show that sometimes an innocent type of common sense, unencumbered by conventional thinking, can figure something out that all the schooling and experience in the world can't.  Throw in a cliche underdog reference to how 4 year-olds outperformed the professionals and you get a humorous story that does in fact make a true statement about human nature...even if it is a bit exaggerated.

Now if I can add one of my own:

Does anyone know why elephants paint their toenails red?


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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2011, 06:50:19 PM »
I just want to know what type of "professionals" they tested?

Yessir, i'm a professional idiot. I get paid in chicken eggs.

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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2011, 06:51:10 PM »
Does anyone know why elephants paint their toenails red?

i know the answer but ill wait for others to read it :)
























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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2011, 06:53:52 PM »
Camouflage?   *Only took about 4 spelling revisions to get it right in spell check*

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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2011, 06:56:07 PM »
Yes!!!  More specifically though, so they can hide in cherry trees...get it?!?!?


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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2011, 09:28:45 PM »
i get it :)
so the next question that booyah would ask you is
have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
























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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2011, 09:38:21 PM »
What I like to see is the people that checked this post from just reading the title, trying to prove themselves, then having to laugh at how simple this is.  :siderofl:
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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2011, 10:12:23 PM »
What I like to see is the people that checked this post from just reading the title, trying to prove themselves, then having to laugh at how simple this is.  :siderofl:
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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2011, 12:49:37 AM »


I've seen this before, and can find no evidence that it was ever "administered" to any group of anybodies, statisically or otherwise.

In fact, the earliest reference I've ever found for it was in a "Get Rich" scheme book published by Robert Shemin* in 2009....

As a fun and silly brain twister it's cute, tho.

(I also think that there IS something that can be told from a person's answers to the questions in one particular way: How many questions do they have to go through before they "get it!"  :siderofl: )


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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2011, 02:35:06 AM »
Correct! You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four-year old.


Q5: How much of this story is wrong?

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Re: Answer These Right And You're 90% Smarter Than Most Professionals
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2011, 04:55:06 AM »
Correct! You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four-year old.


Q5: How much of this story is wrong?

A: All of it. This tests your gullibility.


Not the part about the crocs though


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