Was playing the new Goldrush map and game type on Team Fortress 2 today and did something that I just HAVE to share. The game type is simple; escort a mine cart holding what looks like the mini-me version of the Fatman Atomic bomb to the enemy base. It's a three level stage and the bomb only moves when blue team is around it and red team isn't. The bomb also operates as a mobile ammo dispenser and health dispenser, so it is in your best interest to stay close to it.
Well, we were on the last leg of this game and I was playing as a pyro to thin out their defenses. I had jumped a few times to avoid some fire and accidently jumped onto the bomb... while it was moving. I died a few seconds later because my flame range is only 20 feet, but it got the gears turning as I waited to spawn. Switching over to a Heavy with his gatling gun I waddled over to the bomb again, and was able to ride it like I did before, turning the cumbersome bomb into my new Tank! Beat that "Pimp my ride!"
After dying a few times but still moving my ride forward we finally got it to the last leg of the run and faced heavy resistance. Out of sheer luck a medic uber charged me (10 second invincibility) as we plowed through their team, only to have a second medic uber me as the bomb hit the final point, the doors below opened up to take the bomb, and me to our explosive end. The whole time I felt like Slim Pickens from Dr. Strangelove riding that nuke all the way down... just needed a cowboy hat to make it perfect!
