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Offline RadZakpak

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #450 on: December 17, 2010, 04:17:37 PM »
Cause you started at 8:00 AM to write 800 essays. almost there!!!!! :P

Why does this dog keep climbing on my shoulder like a parrot?????

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #451 on: December 17, 2010, 09:42:26 PM »
because its a parrot/dog duh?  :winkgrin:

why did i post on this thread?


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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #452 on: December 19, 2010, 09:57:49 AM »
Harrison Ford told you to.

Why is Harrison so demanding?

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #453 on: December 21, 2010, 11:49:02 AM »
Because he hasn't had any droids for almost 20 years now *psst!* It makes him cranky

Why does the tongue jut forward when you swallow?


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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #454 on: December 21, 2010, 06:29:33 PM »
Its lookin for more.

Whyis Halo so good?

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #455 on: January 04, 2011, 02:27:02 PM »
because its chuck norris approved

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #456 on: January 04, 2011, 02:37:59 PM »
Fishsticks


Why did the guitar say he wanted to eat the tomato?




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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #457 on: January 05, 2011, 01:07:08 AM »
because he wanted to boost his anti oxidant lvls!!!

Why did master chief want to be a   :pirate: pirate?


p.s. the ONLY reason why i asked that is because ive never gotten in a situation were i could use the pirate smilie


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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #458 on: January 05, 2011, 08:54:40 PM »
because its better than being a grunt




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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #459 on: January 06, 2011, 12:13:21 AM »
the answer to that is whenever you wake up its always a crazy time somewhere in the world so WHO CARES!!! <lol

why do i use these things <<<<<>>>>> all the time??<<><><><>



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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #460 on: January 07, 2011, 04:46:27 PM »
Because you have mixed emotions and a pet walrus.

Why is lag good aaaannnndddd bad?

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #461 on: January 07, 2011, 07:24:58 PM »
It makes you harder to kill and than on reverse makes It harder to kill another player

Why Is that I sneeze consistently when ever I go to the pool

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #462 on: January 08, 2011, 08:43:10 AM »
Cause you have pool flu and the only cure is sniffing a beaver for 5 and a half days.

Why was that answer so utterly ridiculous?!

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #463 on: January 08, 2011, 08:21:16 PM »
because chuck norris said so

whay does chuck norris have to approve everything?

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Re: Weird Question....Weird Answer
« Reply #464 on: January 08, 2011, 09:15:45 PM »
because he owns google and he will get rid of it causing the world to fade to black.....

Why is Google so big and scary?!

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