I put these in the other thread on the "old" forums but I like 'em, so here we go:
BFM_Some1: Medic's gotten me in the habit of, every time I spawn, I turn my headlight on.
BFM_Thud: What was that? Every time you turn your head, you projectile vomit?
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Moments after map start in Infinity, these two events happened at almost the exact same time.
Mxy is referring to a hog.
In-game: "Welcome Constipation"
MrMxy on vent: You gotta control your butt.