Vent Quotes

[Bowser]

OOO, lol... I got mixed up. You see, I use "darth teddy" in-game, so I thought he was gonna change my name on vent.... but I had wondered why that would be posted here, lol.

[¥Mderms¥]

About 5 minutes ago. I had said about an hour earlier that I needed a flyswatter (what brought this up? No idea, some comment about xplora needing cookies) because there was this giant fly buzzing around my head for the past two hours.

Any way, two maps later.

Me: Oooh look, theres that fly again.
5 second pause
Me:*starts singing jaws theme*
Another 5 seconds.

Me: *a smack comes over the mike*

Me: Yay. I got me a kill!

[BFM_NavyJHk]

Nemesis:  Jaaane
Nemesis:  Jaaaaaaaane
Me:   Nemesis
Nemesis:  Jaaaane!
Me:   Ron
Me:   Ron
Me:   Ron Weasley!
Jane:   Hermoine!
Nemesis:  Harry!
Saes:   *starts playing the actual video/song over vent*

Everyone:  Lots of gasping for air.  As it continued several minutes afterword

 

[Goalie]

I typed out the website incorrectly, with .org at the end:
(ingame)Enoch: .net :p
(vent)me: I always get it mixed up...
Enoch:  well organizations have staffs that get paid for their work.
me:  i think we should become an organization.  I want my 10 cents an hour!
Enoch:  That's a good starting salary...
Kakashi: I just want the hat.

lol

[BFM_Exodus]

Cool: So anyway..*baby on his lap makes noise*... hold on one sec there exy.
Exodus: ok *laughs*
Cool: Wow hold on there don't do that. Take that out of your mouth.
Baby: *chewing and slurply noises over the mic*. Ahh!
Cool: Get that out of your mouth! (the last sentence by Cool seems far away, as the mic is in the baby's mouth, and blocking the noise).
Cool: Hold on one sec.
Exodus: *laughing uncontrollably*


ROFL!

[Cr@zy]

^^^^^ that made me laugh uncontrollably and i only read it


BUMP, cause i like reading these storys

[Goalie]

This wasn't a quote, but we had 3 BFM_Booyahs in vent about 11:45pm CDT US.  I thought it was funny.  Just imagine all three talking at the same time.

[OrbitAddict]

There were 6 of me on vent at one time... -.-

[BFM_MiG]

There were 6 of me on vent at one time... -.-

make up ur mind orbit! stay or leave?  she was in and out all the time tonight lol

[Pynk Dude]

Me, Mig, and Skedog were having a good time on my first day back in the Corporals Channel ^_^

[Jimmy]

the cool and baby mic thing happen to me to, the baby accually broke his mic. he had to go and get his spare.

[Goalie]

 

Baby Cool is smart!

[ThE BrIcK]

xen0n was explaining to me and LEO how he and Vinci live in different countries but speak the same language.

xen0n: "Its like you English and Americans."
Me: "What!? We don't speak the same language! They speak 'English' and us Americans speak...um...'American'?"
LEO: "No. You guys speak 'American English'. Australians have a weird language too.*uses very strong 'Australian-speak'* You speak with your nose alot. And personally, I have never ate a 'shrimp off a barbie'."
Me: "What about a 'Ken'?"
LEO: "A what? A 'ken off the barbie'?"
Me: "No. A 'shrimp off a Ken'. You know, the male version of the barbie doll..."
LEO: "...That was the worst joke ever!"
Me: "Be kind. I don't speak your language."

[Cr@zy]

xen0n was explaining to me and LEO how he and Vinci live in different countries but speak the same language.

xen0n: "Its like you English and Americans."
Me: "What!? We don't speak the same language! They speak 'English' and us Americans speak...um...'American'?"
LEO: "No. You guys speak 'American English'. Australians have a weird language too.*uses very strong 'Australian-speak'* You speak with your nose alot. And personally, I have never ate a 'shrimp off a barbie'."
Me: "What about a 'Ken'?"
LEO: "A what? A 'ken off the barbie'?"
Me: "No. A 'shrimp off a Ken'. You know, the male version of the barbie doll..."
LEO: "...That was the worst joke ever!"
Me: "Be kind. I don't speak your language."

  thats awesome

[·WídgêT·]

I wish I was there for all of this 

This is hilarious