Vent Quotes

[Tåndêm]

This was in a TeamSpeak I go to, but still the same general idea.

Yeah, we were all just babbling on about something, la-di-da, when I had to go AFK.

I switch to the AFK room (not having my room up on that server at the time), mute my stuff, then when I get back, I unmute and switch back to where I was.

The first thing I hear is Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up.

As if that wasn't bad enough, ol' Bort says he's going to put that on the CDs he's supposed to burn for a wedding. Can you imagine an ENTIRE wedding RickRolled? lol

[Ediseye]

People in this amazing discussion: Myself, Warlord, Wic, Scar, Trogdor

*Being dr. sues quotes*

Fear, near, calves, navs, etc.

Scar: *Random quotes that don't actually rhyme*

Wic: Good try sca-

Warlord: No

10 minutes of laughter

Scar: Ok, ok, ok, ok, I got it, here we go, here we go

Warlord (Rapping style): Yo, yo, yo, here we go, lets do it, lets do it

*Laughter, me and wic cry*

Scar: *Gives another rhyme that doesn't technically rhyme*

Warlord: Let's just give up here, it's going to hurt to think of them.

Scar: It already is hurting.

You might have had to be there, but dude, so epic.

[InhaledScarr]

People in this amazing discussion: Myself, Warlord, Wic, Scar, Trogdor

*Being dr. sues quotes*

Fear, near, calves, navs, etc.

Scar: *Random quotes that don't actually rhyme*

Wic: Good try sca-

Warlord: No

10 minutes of laughter

Scar: Ok, ok, ok, ok, I got it, here we go, here we go

Warlord (Rapping style): Yo, yo, yo, here we go, lets do it, lets do it

*Laughter, me and wic cry*

Scar: *Gives another rhyme that doesn't technically rhyme*

Warlord: Let's just give up here, it's going to hurt to think of them.

Scar: It already is hurting.

You might have had to be there, but dude, so epic.

LOL


Now After...


ScaR: My Ryming days are over after tonight

Warlord: They Never Started...


*Everyone is laughing for a while*

[Pynk Dude]

Orange + Door Hinge = NO Scar...No...

[BFM_Hlao]

As if that wasn't bad enough, ol' Bort says he's going to put that on the CDs he's supposed to burn for a wedding. Can you imagine an ENTIRE wedding RickRolled? lol

Buahaha! I did that at a wedding I went to recently. At the party afterwards, they were taking requests so I requested that. Lol, pwnt.

[Rypto]

Cr@zy: Zilla.. why did you stop in front of my hog and get killed??
Zilla: It was pretty! The shiny red lights attracted me!

lolz.

[BFM_Hlao]

Just remembered this, I went AFK for a while and upon my return said:

BFM_Hlao: Sorry, I'm back!
BFM_easykil: So are we.

 

  easy, lol.

[Cr@zy]

Cr@zy: Zilla.. why did you stop in front of my hog and get killed??
Zilla: It was pretty! The shiny red lights attracted me!

lolz.

yea lol

[Renegade]

LEO, Me, Jim360 and a few others were talking about things like "If a tree in a forest does it still make a sound if no-one is there to here it?" or something like that.

LEO: Yes! It still makes a sound.

Me: If i cant drive, does that mean i will fail my driving test when i take it?

*silence for 10 seconds*

Everyone at once: YES

Lol

[BFM_ColWlkr]

So I'm on Infinity, in solo rocket hog after escaping the nade fest at map start, and the following ensues:

Dreper (I Think): Walker is that you in the lead rocket hog?
Walker:  Yep
Dreper:  If you slow down I'll gun for you

At this point, I see a rocket impact near me and think, "Hmm odd ... Dreper must be near a friendly hog with gunner who's not so careful with his rockets."  Then I notice my shield went down, and now I'm confused.  So...

Walker:  I think there's an enemy between us
(Long Pause)
Voice:  No
Walker:  Sure there's no enemy hog between us?
Voice:  Nah, slow down and I'll gun for you
Walker:  OK

By now I'm at the refinery, at the middle path, and slow down ... a rocket comes my way and narrowly misses as I jump out ... sure enough, enemy hog!

Walker:  Nooooooo!  Don't kill me! <proceeds to hide behind hog for cover>

Voice:  I'm sorry Walker, I couldn't help it ... that was horrible but funny at the same time.

The 'Voice' I thought was Dreper was actually hogzilla/bfm_zilla ... 

We cracked up about it for a few minutes though ... I'll remember that one for a while ... 

[InhaledScarr]

So I'm on Infinity, in solo rocket hog after escaping the nade fest at map start, and the following ensues:

Dreper (I Think): Walker is that you in the lead rocket hog?
Walker:  Yep
Dreper:  If you slow down I'll gun for you

At this point, I see a rocket impact near me and think, "Hmm odd ... Dreper must be near a friendly hog with gunner who's not so careful with his rockets."  Then I notice my shield went down, and now I'm confused.  So...

Walker:  I think there's an enemy between us
(Long Pause)
Voice:  No
Walker:  Sure there's no enemy hog between us?
Voice:  Nah, slow down and I'll gun for you
Walker:  OK

By now I'm at the refinery, at the middle path, and slow down ... a rocket comes my way and narrowly misses as I jump out ... sure enough, enemy hog!

Walker:  Nooooooo!  Don't kill me! <proceeds to hide behind hog for cover>

Voice:  I'm sorry Walker, I couldn't help it ... that was horrible but funny at the same time.

The 'Voice' I thought was Dreper was actually hogzilla/bfm_zilla ... 

We cracked up about it for a few minutes though ... I'll remember that one for a while ... 

i did that same thing to macair on gephy

[BFM_NavyJHk]

*The condensed version*


Ratboy: OMG why can't I hit you!!!!!
Thud: Well I have on my lucky anti-Ratboy underpants!

...

Someone: Oh now I'm going to have bad dreams!

*Ecstatic laughter*

[BFM_Kiwi]

Ratboy!  Never ending source of amusement.

OMG!  I just hit him like six times!  No way!! Why didn't he die?!  OMG. This is crazy!  Aw, I'm going to have to try another server, I don't believe this!  OMG, we flipped now, and my driver drove off! No way!

 

It's ok Ratboy, take a deep breath... 

[Rypto]

Me, Fuzion, Hershelt, and Snake in Corporal's Channel (don't ask why).

Bored in KOS, we were talking about Disney.

Hershelt: Ahh Rypp! You know Vanessa Hudgens right?
Me: Yea of course!
Snake: *snickers*
Me: But Miley Cyrus is way better.
Fuzion: Who's Miley Cyrus??
Me: You don't know who Miley Cyrus is?!?!
Snake: *laughing*
Hershelt: Fuzion do you know who Hannah Montana is?
Fuzion: OMG! *kicks me out of the channel*

5 seconds later...

Fuzion: *pulls me back in*
Everyone: Lol.

I love Miley forever!

[KØËHL£®]

Just happened a few minutes ago 

We were talking about impostors and iMac had his first impostor already. He goes on to say:

bfm_iMac: Well you know what they say...flattery is the sincerest form of...wait *silence*
Someone (BFM_xplora?): Imitation? *laughs*
Everyone & JANE: *LAUGHING*

Then I corrected him after I caught my quickly lost breath, but I don't think anyone heard me cuz JANE was still laughing!  (<3 JANE)

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." 

You had to be there. It was a quick hoot!