Vent Quotes

[Pynk Dude]

*cirickets*

[Samus]

Uhm i'm sorry but i'm not getting it?

[jim360]

Walkers is a brand of crisp makers, two of their flavours of crisp being Cheese and Onion (in blue packets) and Ready Salted (in red packets).

[BFM_Kiwi]

 

[BFM_saes]

Clever. But only once you know that.

[BFM_ColWlkr]

So Thud was helping Enoch with some issues and they seemed to be doing well, so Enoch follows them.  Ten minutes later, Enoch reinstalls Halo and (not all verbatim):

Enoch:  Should I restart now?
Thud:  Registry cleaner will take all the entries for Halo out since it was uninstalled.
Enoch:  But I just reinstalled it.  Should I restart?
Thud:  Normally yeah, but since you removed it all it .. <launched into long-winded techo-babble, finishes>
Long Pause
Enoch:  I don't have time for this, I have to restart.
"Enoch has left the server"

 

[Marty]

HogZilla *sing-song voice*: wouldn't you like a sticky too?
Thud: a sticky what?
HogZilla: a sticky - i just threw one at him
Thud: a sticky WHAT?
Martiler: Sounded like a p-word...
HogZilla: no, a sticky - you know, a plasma grenade
Thud: Oh right -  i was about to ask what you guys are throwing at each other!

[jim360]

A great and confusing application of logic:

"
jim360: well, anyway, I will leave you to it!! ... whatever "It" may be
BFM_JANE: indeed ... have fun racing?
jim360: probably it is what it shouldn't be... ie it = not it
BFM_JANE: it is not
jim360: and hence it = 0
BFM_JANE: is it?
jim360: maybe
jim360: it can only be something else if there is no something for it not to be
jim360: ...
jim360: I think
BFM_JANE: of course, duh!
"

Enjoy!!

[·WídgêT·]

Wha? This got bumped back a page?!? KEEP THIS ALIVE!

 

[BFM_JANE]

On Vent, while talking about the 2v2 team, I thought Igor was messing with me:

JANE: I don't see Xenon very often.
Igor: No, you'll race more with xsix, and Xenon and I will race more together.
JANE: Yeah, I don't see you often either. What time is it there? What time is it for the others?
Igor: It's about (and then he said some times, which I didn't listen to)
JANE: Oh, okay. What time zone are you in? What time is it for them right now?
Igor: We only have one time zone.
JANE: No you don't, you have like four.
Igor: No, we have one.
JANE: No you don't! I know there's at least three─
Igor: We only have one time zone!
JANE: No, there are different ones, I've heard Hydra talking about Australian Eastern Standard Time!
Igor: ...I'm not in Australia...
JANE: What?
Igor: ...
JANE: ...
Igor: ...
JANE: OMG! You're in England! I am so embarrassed!

So while I'm laughing and talking about how stupid I am (with Igor thoughtfully agreeing) I manage to keep to myself the fact that I can't tell the difference between English and Aussie accents. Close one, phew!

[Haunted]

On Vent, while talking about the 2v2 team, I thought Igor was messing with me:

JANE: I don't see Xenon very often.
Igor: No, you'll race more with xsix, and Xenon and I will race more together.
JANE: Yeah, I don't see you often either. What time is it there? What time is it for the others?
Igor: It's about (and then he said some times, which I didn't listen to)
JANE: Oh, okay. What time zone are you in? What time is it for them right now?
Igor: We only have one time zone.
JANE: No you don't, you have like four.
Igor: No, we have one.
JANE: No you don't! I know there's at least three─
Igor: We only have one time zone!
JANE: No, there are different ones, I've heard Hydra talking about Australian Eastern Standard Time!
Igor: ...I'm not in Australia...
JANE: What?
Igor: ...
JANE: ...
Igor: ...
JANE: OMG! You're in England! I am so embarrassed!

So while I'm laughing and talking about how stupid I am (with Igor thoughtfully agreeing) I manage to keep to myself the fact that I can't tell the difference between English and Aussie accents. Close one, phew!

lol 

[JARhead]

Dont worry about it jane. I get confused like that a lot of the time too.

[MrMxyzptlk]

Wait....



THEY HAVE ACCENTS?!?!


  

[·WídgêT·]

Zilla's singing...

[Bowser]