BFM_Shivrz: Marty, please don't kill me...
BFM_Sprite: He's gonna need some insentive...
BFM_Shivrz: How about a hat?
BFM_Marty: I've got loads of hats...I collect them...
BFM_Shivrz: But this is a special hat...signed by a famous hat collector...this guy named Marty...
BFM_Marty: Ooh, Deal!
BFM_Shivrz: And if you kill me, I get to keep all your hats.
BFM_Marty: All 15'000?
BFM_Shivrz: Yes.
BFM_Marty: Fine...
<about five minutes later, BFM_shivrz kills BFM_Marty. Cue CHAOS>
BFM_Marty: OK, the deal's off...take the hat back...
BFM_Shivrz: The deal CAN'T be off...you signed the contract...
BFM_Marty: What contract???
BFM_Shivrz: The contract, by which you can't kill me...
BFM_Marty: Ah, but I shredded the contract...
BFM_Shivrz: You can't have...it was in the hat, and you gave the hat back to me...
BFM_Sprite: There was a contract hidden in the hat?
BFM_Shivrz: Yes, and it's signed by Marty...So as he's killed me, I get all his hats...
BFM_Marty: But I didn't know there was a contract...it was signed before ever you gave it to me!
BFM_Shivrz: You still signed it.
BFM_Sprite: Fine, let's get bfm_Haunted and bfm_Drgnrdr as Judges...
BFM_Shivrz: Fine.
<legal battle ensues, taking about 10 minutes>
bfm_Haunted: Marty Wins. The contract was hidden, he couldn't have know what he signed.
BFM_Shivrz: NOOOOO!!!!
There was a lot more going on, but it was hilarious...I was in hysterics...