Vent Quotes

[BFM_SüprM@ñ]

Woot! I r p1:      xD

[Lucky]

I was eating cereal so I didn't see who said it  .

That cereal was spat out post-haste once I heard blkout  .

[Lucky]

Shivrz was reading everyone an article on some telescope or something and I put in my comment "ewwwww..  astronomy.."

Then this happened.


Shivrz: Lucky
Lucky: What?
Shivrz: Lucky
Lucky: What?!
*Page from Shivrz*
*Page from Shivrz*
Lucky: Why are you paging me?  We're in the same channel!
*Page from Shivrz*
*Page from Shivrz*
Shivrz:  Oh, I didn't hear you
Lucky:  Ughh..
Shivrz:  You don't like astronomy?
Lucky: Nobody here likes astronomy, let's go down the list.
Lucky:  Jmaster, do you like astronomy?
Jmaster: Nope.
Lucky:  LEGO, do you like astronomy?
LEGO:  No.
Lucky: Mith do you like astronomy?
Mith:  Yeah, sure.
Shivrz:  Mith is cool.
Lucky:  So at least most of the people in here don't like astronomy.
Shivrz:  We should take a survey.
Lucky:  We just did... *facepalm*

[Marty]

Shivrz = Epic

[Mith]

Then we started talking about geology, aka study of rocks, and let me tell you that was a DULL subject amongst the crowd. 

[Gun Haver]

Me Jmaster Marty and Rosco were playing Rocks CTF on Infinity when suddenly i start saying...


Me:  Delivery Boy (aka Jmaster)  do you have the package (aka the flag)!!!!!!!
Jmaster: Uhhh what?
Me: Scout 2 this is scout 1 I'm above target zone permission to engage.
Marty: GunHavr are you OK?
Me: I Repeat Scout this is scout 1 I'm above target zone permission to engage!!!!!
Marty: (starting to catch on)Scout 2 to Scout 1 permission granted.
(then Rosco comes in a banshee and start to shoot at me)
Me:DELTA 5 THERE IS A ENEMY BANSHEE BEHIND ME OH NO IM HIT GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHH KABOOOOOOOOM *SPLAT*
Jmaster and marty together:Scout 1 NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(a long match later)
Guy on Halo: Game Over!(we won)
*next map Ice Fields king of hill*
All of us:(laughter all around)
Marty: Ok Who's gonna post that in vent quotes  
*Shivrz joind our team.*
*Game Start*
Me: Lets do this men oh and shivrz...
Shivrz:what.....
All of us:(laughter all around)
Jmaster: Vent Quote!!!

[VampyR]

vent can be pretty epic...

can i wait? 

[Marty]

#1

BFM_Marty: Shivrz, you're such a Nub...
BFM_Shivrz: Why'd you just call me a nub? <pause> Why am I trying to drive up a tree in a tank?

#2

Shivrz had been speed-talking for about ten minutes, and then...

BFM_Shivrz: I don't know what to say...
BFM_Marty: Try Silence!
BFM_Shivrz: OH OH OH What's broken every time you say it?
BFM_Marty: Silence...
BFM_Shivrz: OMG! That was quick!
BFM_Marty: Well, I just said it.
BFM_Shivrz: Yeah, but that reminded me...
BFM_Marty: Well, as it was the punchline...

[BFM_Shivrz]

Me Jmaster Marty and Rosco were playing Rocks CTF on Infinity when suddenly i start saying...


Me:  Delivery Boy (aka Jmaster)  do you have the package (aka the flag)!!!!!!!
Jmaster: Uhhh what?
Me: Scout 2 this is scout 1 I'm above target zone permission to engage.
Marty: GunHavr are you OK?
Me: I Repeat Scout this is scout 1 I'm above target zone permission to engage!!!!!
Marty: (starting to catch on)Scout 2 to Scout 1 permission granted.
(then Rosco comes in a banshee and start to shoot at me)
Me:DELTA 5 THERE IS A ENEMY BANSHEE BEHIND ME OH NO IM HIT GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHH KABOOOOOOOOM *SPLAT*
Jmaster and marty together:Scout 1 NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(a long match later)
Guy on Halo: Game Over!(we won)
*next map Ice Fields king of hill*
All of us:(laughter all around)
Marty: Ok Who's gonna post that in vent quotes  
*Shivrz joind our team.*
*Game Start*
Me: Lets do this men oh and shivrz...
Shivrz:what.....
All of us:(laughter all around)
Jmaster: Vent Quote!!!

   I don't remeber that,I remember coming into the server and not being on vent,then Nrv was doing something on meh computer,when i got back into game i saw from GunHavr "Shivrz,last chance,plz spam the website". and i said srry Nrv was doing somethimg,then i tried to spam it.... then i had to turn on meh macros...... I spammed it then was kicked.  I came on vent saying "OK,Why was i kicked?"   

[·WídgêT·]

Shivrz is very quote prone, need to get on vent more to see this in action...

[Jmaster]

Shivrz is very quote prone, need to get on vent more to see this in action...

  So true

[Marty]

Continuing on from ColWlkr's Epic Task of tallying the Vent Quotes...

BFM_Jane 25

BFM_ColWlkr 18
BFM_Cool 18
BFM_Marty 18

bfm_FORD 17

BFM_Shivrz 15

BFM_LEO 13

Ben-BSH 12
Renegade 12

BFM_Lucky 11

BFM_Hogzlla 10
BFM_three60 10

BFM_Thud 9
Taipan 9

BFM_Enoch 8
BFM_Gangus 8
BFM_StarZ 8
Sandoz 8

BFM_Medic 7
BFM_Noodles 7
BFM_Rypto 7
Noddu 7

BFM_Kakashi 6
BFM_Meelisa 6
DaNGeR 6
Haunted 6
Hazy 6

BFM_Bowser 5
BFM_Brick 5
BFM_Ediseye5
BFM_Edison 5
BFM_Elvis 5
BFM_Hydra 5
bfm_Jmaster 5
BFM_Max 5
Razgriz 5

BFM_Exodus 4
BFM_Fanatic 4
BFM_Goalie 4
bfm_GunHavr 4
BFM_Invert 4
BFM_Lemming 4
BFM_Kiwi 4
BFM_Mr P 4
BFM_NavyJHwk 4
BFM_Ratboy 4
BFM_Samurai 4
BFM_Spidey 4
BFM_Sprite 4
BFM_Volley 4
BFM_Wolf 4
Kozmo 4
Snappy 4

BFM_Arya 3
BFM_Dstroyr 3
BFM_Fender 3
BFM_Fraggle 3
BFM_Igor 3
BFM_ImaybeU 3
BFM_Loqii 3
BFM_Nrvend 3
BFM_Slayton 3
BFM_Sonic 3
BFM_T@rget 3
Hangman 3
Mr Mxyzptlk 3

BFM_Balrog 2
bfm_blkout 2
BFM_Cr@zy 2
BFM_Dizzle 2
BFM_Dragster 2
bfm_DrgnRdr 2
BFM_Flyboy 2
BFM_Gryphon 2
BFM_Jrock 2
BFM_Luupaa 2
BFM_MiG 2
BFM_Miser 2
BFM_Nemesis 2
BFM_Samus 2
BFM_SirPynk 2
BFM_Speedy 2
BFM_Steamer 2
BFM_Suprhwk 2
BFM_SuprM@n 2
bfm_xen0n 2
BFM_Xsix 2
countdracul 2
Fuzion 2
Soul 2
Soz Owned U 2
SSNZ 2
Tigger 2
TriCkSta 2

bfm_cooler 1
bfm_Cuda 1
bfm_Decoy 1
BFM_dStruct 1
BFM_LEGO 1
BFM_Zagwa 1
BFM_Zakk 1
Mithrandir 1
TrunkMonkey 1
Widget 1

Some none-movers, some new entries...maybe a bit too soon, but hey...

[Jmaster]

ok, so a bunch of us were on vent today around 3:00PM central time.

bfm_Jmaster: it looks so weird on when i look at vent and im under FORD instead of at the bottom

BFM_FORD: well my name looks weird without all those alt codes, it just looks plain

BFM_Shivrz: Well, what about my name, and marty's name and Jmaster's name, and 2much's name

BFM_FORD: no i dont like any of ur names

BFM_Marty: Well none of us like ur name anyway

<BFM_FORD has left the Channel>

 

[Ford]

I got vent pwnt.....

Still not speaking to marty...




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[Marine»]

I use Axe Shower Gel.

as do i its kilo