Vent Quotes

[Benjy]

This happened on the 12/28/09 (for Americans) or 29/12/09 (for Aussies)

Here's a long story short, bfm_Liam was asking for a big tags in his server to kick a trouble maker:

bfm_Liam: Can I get a big tags in my server please.
BFM_Dstroyr: Whats his name?
bfm_Liam: Poo
I started cracking up. Then everyone joined in.   
BFM_Dstroyr (Trying not to laugh): Its full up.
BFM_Dstroyr: Btw, is it the bear pooh? Lke Winne the Pooh?
bfm_Liam: No, its just poo.
 I was laughing so, so hard.   

[McSkittles]

Even though I don't have vent at the moment I still remember when I accidentally barged in on a leadership meeting in another channel... lol...

I was looking at I think it was Sandoz's link in his comments and accidentally joined the channel.

The ironic part was not fifteen seconds before I was joking by saying I wanted to randomly jump in the channel and jump back out >.>

Not five seconds after I joined it and jumped back into the race channel EVERYBODY from the leadership meeting jumped in the race channel just YELLING random things, I immediately jumped to the AFK channel out of embarrassment lol...

I think JANE remembers that


Good times.

[BFM_JANE]

I do remember that, think I put something in my comment about you hearing all our secrets... Actually, we were organizing a scrim when you came in, lol, made it seem like that was all we were talking about.

[Lucky]

I went into the Coach's Corner.

*Colonel Walker has joined the channel*

BFM_ColWlkr (in a funny voice):  You're not a coach!! 

[jim360]

Well in MiG's defense he has had that phonetic for as long as I can remember, back to the first time I got vent, so...copyright?

I remember way back in 2008 when it was "ZOMG, Mig not Mith"

[Lucky]

(COD4, Me and Jane vs. Kiwi and Bleach.  It was only Kiwi and Jane left.  Me and Bleach were both telling our teamates what to do through the death-cam)



BFM_Bleach:  Kiwi, reload.
BFM_Bleach:  Reload!
BFM_Lucky: Jane, he killed me over by B, he's probably behind you.
BFM_Bleach:  She's over there.
BFM_Lucky:  Jane, he's behind you!
BFM_Lcuky:  Behind you!!!
BFM_Jane:  I don't see him!
BFM_Lucky: You're not looking behind you!
BFM_Jane: Yes I am!
BFM_Lucky: Behind you!!!! BEHIND YOU!!!!

*Kiwi comes out in front of her and kills her.*

BFM_Lucky:  JANE!  Why were you listening to me??

*Lulz all around*

[BFM_Kiwi]

the whole time I had wandered to the far side of the map and was nowhere near her, that was the funniest part.  Lucky and JANE were getting all excited and I was miles away.

It was also funny when Bleach told me to reload- I pressed R and started walking, and so it stopped reloading and Bleach says: *sigh* Kiwi you need to reload again.

[BFM_Edison]

"I don't like babies either" - Leo

[MrT©]

I dont remember who it was but
Someone says: Wouldnt it be wierd if you came on to vent and everyone was talking in morse code?
Someone else:i would just make it up to look kool....
Elensar: That is when i start talking in Whale.
Everyone: waeeaawooooooo (whale noises)

[Elensar]

That was hilarious! lol. We all totally started talking in whale


....It was like being in the ocean....

[Lucky]

BFM_Lucky:  Does anyone know what an 'anti-bot puzzle' is?
BFM_Skedog:  What??
BFM_Lucky:  An 'anti-bot puzzle'.  A guest in the server just asked me how to solve it.
BFM_Skedog: I have no clue.
BFM_Lucky:  He said that you needed to solve an 'anti-bot puzzle' before you can apply to be in BFM.
BFM_Skedog:  Oh he means the thing you have to do with the letters and numbers and re-type it into the box.
BFM_Lucky: Oooohhh.

*Knowing what he's talking about now*

BFM_Lucky: *Laughing*  Now he's asking me how to solve it.
BFM_Lucky: An 'anti-bot puzzle'.   
BFM_Lucky: *Can't stop laughing*
BFM_Lucky:  Everyone in this server is probably laughing at their computers at me explaining to this guy how to solve a CAPTCHA.
BFM_Skedog:  Yeah, and their parents are probably going to be like "What in the world you laughing at?"

[MrT©]

I remember this lucky, it was even more funny becuase for a while no-one on vent knew either 

[Ford]

MrT, the first someone was me.. the someone else was lucky

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[Elensar]

So I went on vent during Aussie usage time (apparently, cause I think I was the only American on, heh) and I was told by Hydra that there are some special rules for that time period.

1) Everyone must speak in an Aussie accent (which I was told could be done by not using your nose, or just plugging it up.)
2) Inanimate objects, such as tree's, rocks, and walls do not jump out at you, only Wombats do (which is just the term you replace when you thought it was a tree, rock, wall, or anything of the sort)
3) There is no such thing as a Warthog during this time period. You only drive Kangaroo's. (which was later changed, Rocket hogs are Kangaroos and Chain hogs are Wallabies.)

There might have been more rules, but couldn't remember. But thanks to Hydra for informing me of these very important rules, even though Leo couldn't quite get them right. Leo kept calling the hogs Wombats XD.

Edit: Fixed the new name for the Chain Hog. Thanks Hydra.

[MrT©]

Ah i didnt know if it was you 2 or Skedog aswell